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** Also: "You just give of yourself to the Great Red Ape." "Okay, how much?" ''"Sexually."''

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** Also: "You just must give of yourself to the Great Red Ape." "Okay, how much?" ''"Sexually."''
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** Also: "You just give of yourself to the Great Red Ape." "Okay, how much?" ''"Sexually."''

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-->'''Dr. Weird:''' Gentlemen! Pick up that stick there, and slowly, carefully... AGITATE THE HELL OUT OF THIS SNAKE!

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-->'''Dr. Weird:''' Gentlemen! Pick up Steve.
-->'''Steve:''' Yeah?
-->'''Dr. Weird:''' You got
that stick there, stick? Slowly... and slowly, carefully...carefully now... AGITATE THE HELL OUT OF THIS SNAKE!
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'''Dr. Weird:''' THIS TIME SHALL BE DIFFERENT! ''(cackles)''\\

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'''Dr. Weird:''' THIS TIME SHALL BE DIFFERENT! ''(cackles)''\\''[cackles]''\\
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''[Corn launches at him and pins him to the wall]''\\

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''[Corn ''[corn launches at him and pins him to the wall]''\\
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-->'''Dr. Weird''': GENTLEMEN! I BRING YOU...''(shutter opens up)'' MORE CORN!\\
'''Steve''': Uh, gee, I dunno...I mean, after [[CallBack last time]]--\\

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-->'''Dr. Weird''': GENTLEMEN! I BRING YOU...''(shutter ''[shutter opens up)'' up]'' MORE CORN!\\
'''Steve''': Uh, gee, I dunno... I mean, after [[CallBack last time]]--\\



'''Assistant:''' Well, alright...I am getting hungry again--\\
''(Corn launches at him and pins him to the wall)''\\

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'''Assistant:''' Well, alright... I am getting hungry again--\\
''(Corn ''[Corn launches at him and pins him to the wall)''\\wall]''\\



-->'''Dr. Weird''': Gentleman... BEHOLD! ''(shutter opens, revealing a wall of amps)'' Are you ready to '''ROCK?'''\\

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-->'''Dr. Weird''': Gentleman... BEHOLD! ''(shutter ''[shutter opens, revealing a wall of amps)'' amps]'' Are you ready to '''ROCK?'''\\



'''Dr. Weird''': THEN I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR HAIR TO THE BACK OF THIS AUDITORIUM! 1, 2, 3, 4! ''(starts shredding)'' THIS ONE IS CALLED "ROBOT INFLICTION"!

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'''Dr. Weird''': THEN I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR HAIR TO THE BACK OF THIS AUDITORIUM! 1, 2, 3, 4! ''(starts shredding)'' ''[starts shredding]'' THIS ONE IS CALLED "ROBOT INFLICTION"!



-->'''Dr. Weird''': HAHAHAHAHA! GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! (doors open, Moth-Monster-man is revealed...) Moth-Monst-(and flies out, through the Rabbot Hole...) OH NO! MOTHMONSTERMAN NO! COME BACK!\\

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-->'''Dr. Weird''': HAHAHAHAHA! GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! (doors ''[doors open, Moth-Monster-man is revealed...) Moth-Monst-(and ]'' Moth-Monst-''[and flies out, out through the Rabbot Hole...) rabbit hole]'' OH NO! MOTHMONSTERMAN NO! COME BACK!\\



'''Dr. Weird''': Yes. Through the hole! (slips and falls) MY BANANA!

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'''Dr. Weird''': Yes. Through the hole! (slips ''[slips and falls) falls]'' MY BANANA!
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* The second appearance of the Moominites:

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* The second appearance of the Moominites:Mooninites:



-->'''Dr. Weird:''' Gentlemen! Pick up that stick there, and slowly, carefully...AGITATE THE HELL OUT OF THIS SNAKE!

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-->'''Dr. Weird:''' Gentlemen! Pick up that stick there, and slowly, carefully... AGITATE THE HELL OUT OF THIS SNAKE!



* One that had me Laughing to no end

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* One that had me Laughing laughing to no endend:



'''Dr. Weird''': Yes. through the hole! (slips and falls) MY BANANA!!!!

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'''Dr. Weird''': Yes. through Through the hole! (slips and falls) MY BANANA!!!!BANANA!



* The entire Live Action episode is comic gold. There's something about seeing Meatwad as a faceless inanimate exercise ball that's really funny to me for some reason.

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* The entire Live Action live action episode is comic gold. There's something about seeing Meatwad as a faceless inanimate exercise ball that's really funny to me for some reason.



''(Back at the Mooninites' ship, Ignigknot if flashing an extra-large middle finger.)''\\

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''(Back ''[Back at the Mooninites' ship, Ignigknot if is flashing an extra-large middle finger.)''\\]''\\



''(The ship comes to an abrupt halt, and they both crash through the window)''\\

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''(The ''[The ship comes to an abrupt halt, and they both crash through the window)''\\window.]''\\



''(Happy Time Harry vomits.)''\\

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''(Happy ''[Happy Time Harry vomits.)''\\]''\\



'''Cybernetic Ghost''': ''(as smoke blows around him)'' [[AC:Thousands of years ago, before SigourneyWeaver]]--\\

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'''Cybernetic Ghost''': ''(as ''[as smoke blows around him)'' him]'' [[AC:Thousands of years ago, before SigourneyWeaver]]--\\



'''Err''': And NO SMOKING! ''(jumping up and down in place)'' GIMME A SMOKE, GIMME A SMOKE, GIMME A SMOKE!\\

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'''Err''': And NO SMOKING! ''(jumping ''[jumping up and down in place)'' place]'' GIMME A SMOKE, GIMME A SMOKE, GIMME A SMOKE!\\



'''Err''': ''(to the Ghost)'' And you! Tell another story!\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost''': ''(as smoke blows around him)'' [[AC:Thousands of years ago...]]\\
'''Err''': ''(breathing in)'' Mmmm...smooth and menthol-y.\\

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'''Err''': ''(to ''[to the Ghost)'' Ghost]'' And you! Tell another story!\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost''': ''(as ''[as smoke blows around him)'' him]'' [[AC:Thousands of years ago...]]\\
'''Err''': ''(breathing in)'' Mmmm... smooth and menthol-y.\\



''(Awkward silence)''\\

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''(Awkward silence)''\\''[awkward silence]''\\



'''Ignigknot''' Plutonians are teh s uck[[hottip:*:This is how the closed captioning reads for this statement.]]

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'''Ignigknot''' Plutonians are teh s uck[[hottip:*:This suck[[hottip:*:This is how the closed captioning reads for this statement.]]



* With Shake, Frylock and Meatwad out of their home, a handful of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siren sirens]] move in. Two beautiful women...and [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Kruk John Kruk]]. (Which is even funnier not because he was on the '93 NL champion Phillies, but because he's a local demigod in the South Jersey/Philadelphia area). His attempts at "singing" are one of the funniest things seen on ATHF.
** And the Sirens were Neko Case and Kelly Hogan, which is a CrowningMomentofAwesome for indie rock/alt country fans.
** If you think that's funny, you should see [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyFx6cnoBXY Carl's attempts at "dancing"]]

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* With Shake, Frylock and Meatwad out of their home, a handful of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siren sirens]] move in. Two beautiful women... and [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Kruk John Kruk]]. (Which is even funnier not because he was on the '93 NL champion Phillies, but because he's a local demigod in the South Jersey/Philadelphia area). His attempts at "singing" are one of the funniest things seen on ATHF.
** And the Sirens sirens were Neko Case and Kelly Hogan, which is a CrowningMomentofAwesome for indie rock/alt country fans.
** If you think that's funny, you should see [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyFx6cnoBXY Carl's attempts at "dancing"]]"dancing"]].



-->'''Frylock:''' Oh it is...''but we f*** ing need it!''
* The end of "Dumber Days" when Meatwad is brought down to normal...while he was in the middle of giving out "Flying Car Rides" (with Carl's car), making the car land on Carl's roof.
-->'''Carl''': ''(sarcastic laughter)'' Oh, do not tell me THAT IS MY CAR UP THERE ON THE ROOF!\\

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-->'''Frylock:''' Oh it is... ''but we f*** ing need it!''
* The end of "Dumber Days" when Meatwad is brought down to normal... while he was in the middle of giving out "Flying Car Rides" (with Carl's car), making the car land on Carl's roof.
-->'''Carl''': ''(sarcastic laughter)'' ''[sarcastic laughter]'' Oh, do not tell me THAT IS MY CAR UP THERE ON THE ROOF!\\



'''Carl''': Get it down -- \\

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'''Carl''': Get it down -- \\down--\\



'''Carl''': Wait, don't get it down -- ''(Carl's car lands with a loud crash, totaled in the process)'' DAMN IT!
* Super Spore - Pretty much the entire episode
* When Meatwad gets into the medicine cabinet in the "Robositter" episode. Not only does he turn into a flower and speak like some kind of guru, but when Meatwad's trip goes bad...well, his image of Frylock is something that must be seen to be believed.

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'''Carl''': Wait, don't get it down -- ''(Carl's down--''[Carl's car lands with a loud crash, totaled in the process)'' process]'' DAMN IT!
* Super Spore - Pretty much the entire episode
entirety of "Super Spore".
* When Meatwad gets into the medicine cabinet in the "Robositter" episode. Not only does he turn into a flower and speak like some kind of guru, but when Meatwad's trip goes bad... well, his image of Frylock is something that must be seen to be believed.



-->[[spoiler: "The...dog blew up again."]]
* The entirety of ''Multiple Meat''.
* The ending of ''{{Juggalo}}'' with the court scene. Particularly, the InsaneClownPosse saying they work for the community and that they spit fire.
* ''Global Grilling''. Shake buys a new barbecue grill -- the [[{{Trope2000}} Char-Nobyl 6000]]. It uses radioactive material to cook, and even on Super-Low it's enough to cause a global environmental disaster (it's not even supposed to be in the country; even the clouds and ''Carl's shoulder hair'' catch fire). The next day, the grill has scorched the entire neighborhood. Meatwad throws a pan out the front door, when it promptly ''explodes''.
* Master Shake goes completely DrunkWithPower when he steals Frylock's contact lenses in "Laser Lenses." List of grievances include:
** Repeatedly mouthing off to (and then blasting) Carl
** Forcing Carl to order him Chinese take-out, and then blasting him when he whimsically changes his order
*** And in the process, burned down his house and scorched his lawn into a charred wreck.
** Terry's "cosmetic surgery" at the end of the episode (To replace Frylock's bad surgery, he ends up giving him eye-tits).

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-->[[spoiler: "The... dog blew up again."]]
* The entirety of ''Multiple Meat''.
"Multiple Meat".
* The ending of ''{{Juggalo}}'' "{{Juggalo}}" with the court scene. Particularly, scene, particularly the InsaneClownPosse saying they work for the community and that they spit fire.
* ''Global Grilling''. "Global Grilling". Shake buys a new barbecue grill -- the grill--the [[{{Trope2000}} Char-Nobyl 6000]]. It uses radioactive material to cook, and even on Super-Low it's enough to cause a global environmental disaster (it's not even supposed to be in the country; even the clouds and ''Carl's shoulder hair'' catch fire). The next day, the grill has scorched the entire neighborhood. Meatwad throws a pan out the front door, when it which promptly ''explodes''.
* Master Shake goes completely DrunkWithPower when he steals Frylock's contact lenses in "Laser Lenses." List Lenses". A list of grievances include:
** Repeatedly mouthing off to (and then blasting) Carl
Carl.
** Forcing Carl to order him Chinese take-out, and then blasting him when he whimsically changes his order
order.
*** And in the process, process burned down his house and scorched his lawn into a charred wreck.
** Terry's "cosmetic surgery" at the end of the episode (To (to replace Frylock's bad surgery, he ends up giving him eye-tits).



-->'''Steve''': [Enter] Hey, I'm back from lunch--\\

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-->'''Steve''': [Enter] ''[enter]'' Hey, I'm back from lunch--\\



''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Steve''': Um...I thought you said you didn't eat, because, uh...''(Dr. Weird rips his brain out from the back of his head)''...because it makes you crazy?\\
'''Dr. Weird''': ''THIS'' MAKES ME CRAZY! ''(collapses, dies; brain starts floating around)''\\

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''({{Beat}})''\\
''[{{Beat}}]''\\
'''Steve''': Um... I thought you said you didn't eat, because, uh...''(Dr. uh... ''[Dr. Weird rips his brain out from the back of his head)''...head]'' ...because it makes you crazy?\\
'''Dr. Weird''': ''THIS'' MAKES ME CRAZY! ''(collapses, ''[collapses, dies; brain starts floating around)''\\around]''\\



''(Dr. Weird's brain chases Steve, shooting lasers at him)''

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''(Dr. ''[Dr. Weird's brain chases Steve, shooting lasers at him)''him]''



'''Steve''': Hey, uh...who was that on the phone?\\
'''Dr. Weird''': [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Um, no one...er]]--HEY! LET'S ''(produces massive needle)'' [[SureLetsGoWithThat HIGHLIGHT YOUR HAIR!]]\\
'''Steve''': But, I like my hair this color--\\
''(Steve gets jabbed in the neck with the needle, and immediately after the injection, collapses)''\\

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'''Steve''': Hey, uh... who was that on the phone?\\
'''Dr. Weird''': [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Um, no one... er]]--HEY! LET'S ''(produces ''[produces massive needle)'' needle]'' [[SureLetsGoWithThat HIGHLIGHT YOUR HAIR!]]\\
'''Steve''': But, But I like my hair this color--\\
''(Steve ''[Steve gets jabbed in the neck with the needle, needle and immediately after the injection, collapses)''\\collapses]''\\



* A little CarnivoreConfusion...well, a ''lot'' of CarnivoreConfusion...:
-->'''Steve''': ''(talking on a phone)'' Uh, yeah. Uh, six inch on wheat, no mayo...uh, hang on. Uh, Dr. Weird?\\
'''Dr. Weird''': ''(with his hand behind his back)'' MY ASS HAS FINALLY DECIDED TO EAT MY HAND! ''(sharp convulsion)'' IT HUNGERS...FOR MORE!\\
''(Dr. Weird's entire body gets sucked in until there's nothing left but a small ball of flesh with a piece of Dr. Weird's muumuu sticking out.)''\\
'''Steve''': ''([[UnusuallyUninterestingSight completely unfazed]])'' Uh, yeah; just the one hoagie.
* LOOK AT THIS UNIT!!! (strips, revealing a body you would find on a ken doll)
* "Yeah, I wrote that. It's called 'I Wanna Rock Your Body'...and then in parentheses it says 'To The Break Of Dawn'."
* A whole lot from ''Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future'':
** Child-Carl's Xmas gift. Which is a piece of carpet. Which is also his dinner.

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* A little CarnivoreConfusion... well, a ''lot'' of CarnivoreConfusion...:
CarnivoreConfusion:
-->'''Steve''': ''(talking ''[talking on a phone)'' phone]'' Uh, yeah. Uh, six inch on wheat, no mayo... uh, hang on. Uh, Dr. Weird?\\
'''Dr. Weird''': ''(with ''[with his hand behind his back)'' back]'' MY ASS HAS FINALLY DECIDED TO EAT MY HAND! ''(sharp convulsion)'' IT HUNGERS...HUNGERS... FOR MORE!\\
''(Dr.''[Dr. Weird's entire body gets sucked in until there's nothing left but a small ball of flesh with a piece of Dr. Weird's muumuu sticking out.)''\\
]''\\
'''Steve''': ''([[UnusuallyUninterestingSight ''[[[UnusuallyUninterestingSight completely unfazed]])'' unfazed]]]'' Uh, yeah; just the one hoagie.
* LOOK AT THIS UNIT!!! (strips, UNIT! ''[strips, revealing a body you would find on a ken doll)
Ken doll]''
* "Yeah, I wrote that. It's called 'I Wanna Rock Your Body'... and then in parentheses it says 'To The Break Of Dawn'."
* A whole lot from ''Cybernetic "Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future'':
Future":
** Child-Carl's Xmas Christmas gift. Which is a piece of carpet. Which is also his dinner.



* In ''Rubberman'', the flashback when Carl [[GroinAttack got nipped in the stones by a killer whale.]]

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* In ''Rubberman'', "Rubberman", the flashback when Carl [[GroinAttack got nipped in the stones by a killer whale.]]whale]].



* The ending of ''Moon Master'', with Err trying to face the Gorgatron.

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* The ending of ''Moon Master'', "Moon Master", with Err trying to face the Gorgatron.



* The culmination of the "F Bombs" running gag in "Total Re-Carl".
--> '''Meatwad:''' [Dead Serious] [[GoshDangItToHeck Fart you, butthole.]]

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* The culmination of the "F Bombs" f-bombs running gag in "Total Re-Carl".
Re-Carl":
--> '''Meatwad:''' [Dead Serious] ''[dead serious]'' [[GoshDangItToHeck Fart you, butthole.]]
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--> '''Ignignokt:''' He said no, Err. With his foot.

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--> '''Ignignokt:''' He said no, Err. With his foot.foot.
* The culmination of the "F Bombs" running gag in "Total Re-Carl".
--> '''Meatwad:''' [Dead Serious] [[GoshDangItToHeck Fart you, butthole.]]
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* An ''Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1'' example: all of the "Lasagna" episode, which [[WordOfGod Dave himself]] said is the closest thing to ''LooneyTunes'' as possible.

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* An ''Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1'' example: all of the "Lasagna" episode, which [[WordOfGod Dave himself]] said is the closest thing to ''LooneyTunes'' as possible.possible.
* The ending of ''Moon Master'', with Err trying to face the Gorgatron.
--> '''Ignignokt:''' He said no, Err. With his foot.
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* In ''Rubberman'', the flashback when Carl [[GroinAttack got nipped in the stones by a killer whale.]]

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* In ''Rubberman'', the flashback when Carl [[GroinAttack got nipped in the stones by a killer whale.]]]]
* An ''Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1'' example: all of the "Lasagna" episode, which [[WordOfGod Dave himself]] said is the closest thing to ''LooneyTunes'' as possible.
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** Cybernetic Ghost ''hiding'' from Danzig and his sprinklers of blood.

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** Cybernetic Ghost ''hiding'' from Danzig and his sprinklers of blood.blood.
* In ''Rubberman'', the flashback when Carl [[GroinAttack got nipped in the stones by a killer whale.]]
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** If you think that's funny, you should see [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyFx6cnoBXY Carl's attempts at "dancing"]]
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* "Yeah, I wrote that. It's called 'I Wanna Rock Your Body'...and then in parentheses it says 'To The Break Of Dawn'."

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* "Yeah, I wrote that. It's called 'I Wanna Rock Your Body'...and then in parentheses it says 'To The Break Of Dawn'.""
* A whole lot from ''Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future'':
** Child-Carl's Xmas gift. Which is a piece of carpet. Which is also his dinner.
** That Carl's house was built upon elfin graves, hence why his pool was filled with elfin blood.
** Cybernetic Ghost ''hiding'' from Danzig and his sprinklers of blood.
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* When Meatwad gets into the medicine cabinet in the "Robositter" episode. Not only does he turn into a flower and speak like some kind of guru, but when Meatwad's trip goes bad...well, his image of Frylock is something to be believed.

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* When Meatwad gets into the medicine cabinet in the "Robositter" episode. Not only does he turn into a flower and speak like some kind of guru, but when Meatwad's trip goes bad...well, his image of Frylock is something that must be seen to be believed.
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'''Err''': [[{{Metaphorgotten}} We'll be drunk!]]

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'''Err''': [[{{Metaphorgotten}} Yeah, call us! We'll be drunk!]]
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-->'''Assistant:''' Oh hell no!

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-->'''Assistant:''' -->'''Steve:''' Oh hell no!
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* LOOK AT THIS UNIT!!! (strips, revealing a body you would find on a ken doll)

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* LOOK AT THIS UNIT!!! (strips, revealing a body you would find on a ken doll)doll)
* "Yeah, I wrote that. It's called 'I Wanna Rock Your Body'...and then in parentheses it says 'To The Break Of Dawn'."
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** Really? There was very little funny in that episode. The "characters" weren't even really the characters they were supposedly portraying. T-Pain was hilarious, but H. Jon Benjamin just totally bombed.
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* One that had me Laughing to no end
-->'''Dr. Weird''': HAHAHAHAHA! GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! (doors open, Moth-Monster-man is revealed...) Moth-Monst-(and flies out, through the Rabbot Hole...) OH NO! MOTHMONSTERMAN NO! COME BACK!\\
'''Steve''': He has escaped!\\
'''Dr. Weird''': Yes. through the hole! (slips and falls) MY BANANA!!!!
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'''Steve''': ''([[UnusuallyUninterestingSight completely unfazed]])'' Uh, yeah; just the one hoagie.

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'''Steve''': ''([[UnusuallyUninterestingSight completely unfazed]])'' Uh, yeah; just the one hoagie.hoagie.
* LOOK AT THIS UNIT!!! (strips, revealing a body you would find on a ken doll)
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'''Dr. Weird''': '''''THIS''''' MAKES ME CRAZY! ''(collapses, dies; brain starts floating around)''\\

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'''Dr. Weird''': '''''THIS''''' ''THIS'' MAKES ME CRAZY! ''(collapses, dies; brain starts floating around)''\\

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** "Oh no, he did not do that! That dude back there just flipped me off!"



--->'''Oglethorpe''': Stop the ship!\\

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--->'''Oglethorpe''': Oh no, he did not do that! That dude back there just flipped me off!\\
''(Back at the Mooninites' ship, Ignigknot if flashing an extra-large middle finger.)''\\
'''Err''': Did he see it?\\
'''Ignigknot''': Oh yes he did.\\
'''Oglethorpe''':
Stop the ship!\\

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''(The ship comes to an abrupt halt, and they both crash through the window)''
** "Oh man, that was so...oh man, he's backin' up! ''[[SoundEffectBleep (beep)]]''IN FLY' HE'S BACKIN' UP! COME ON!"

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''(The ship comes to an abrupt halt, and they both crash through the window)''
** "Oh
window)''\\
'''Err''': Oh
man, that was so...so--[[OhCrap oh man, he's backin' up! up!]] ''[[SoundEffectBleep (beep)]]''IN FLY' HE'S BACKIN' UP! COME ON!"ON!\\
'''Ignigknot''': No. ''(flashes a second extra-large middle finger)'' We'll double his pleasure.\\
'''Err''': Take TWO, muddamuchacos!\\
'''Ignigknot''': And call us in the morning.\\
'''Err''': [[{{Metaphorgotten}} We'll be drunk!]]
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'''Steve''': Uh, who was on the phone?\\
'''Dr. Weird''': [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Um, er...nobody]]--HEY! LET'S, uh, ''(produces massive needle)'' [[SureLetsGoWithThat HIGHLIGHT YOUR HAIR!]]\\

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'''Steve''': Uh, Hey, uh...who was that on the phone?\\
'''Dr. Weird''': [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Um, er...nobody]]--HEY! LET'S, uh, no one...er]]--HEY! LET'S ''(produces massive needle)'' [[SureLetsGoWithThat HIGHLIGHT YOUR HAIR!]]\\
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''(Dr. Weird's entire body gets sucked in until there's nothing left but a small ball of flesh with a piece of Dr. Weird's muumuu sticking out.)''

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''(Dr. Weird's entire body gets sucked in until there's nothing left but a small ball of flesh with a piece of Dr. Weird's muumuu sticking out.)'')''\\
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'''Dr. Weird''': IT BEGINS!

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'''Dr. Weird''': IT BEGINS!BEGINS!
* A little CarnivoreConfusion...well, a ''lot'' of CarnivoreConfusion...:
-->'''Steve''': ''(talking on a phone)'' Uh, yeah. Uh, six inch on wheat, no mayo...uh, hang on. Uh, Dr. Weird?\\
'''Dr. Weird''': ''(with his hand behind his back)'' MY ASS HAS FINALLY DECIDED TO EAT MY HAND! ''(sharp convulsion)'' IT HUNGERS...FOR MORE!\\
''(Dr. Weird's entire body gets sucked in until there's nothing left but a small ball of flesh with a piece of Dr. Weird's muumuu sticking out.)''
'''Steve''': ''([[UnusuallyUninterestingSight completely unfazed]])'' Uh, yeah; just the one hoagie.
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'''Err''': And NO SMOKING! ''(jumping up and down in place) GIMME A SMOKE, GIMME A SMOKE, GIMME A SMOKE!\\

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'''Err''': And NO SMOKING! ''(jumping up and down in place) place)'' GIMME A SMOKE, GIMME A SMOKE, GIMME A SMOKE!\\
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''(Happy Time Harry vomits.)\\

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''(Happy Time Harry vomits.)\\)''\\

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** "Stop the ship!" "Okay, but we're not supposed to stop it at this speed..." "STOP IT AT THIS SPEED!" ''(they do so, and crash through the window)''

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** "Stop When the ship!" "Okay, Plutonians begin their prank war with the Mooninites:
--->'''Oglethorpe''': Stop the ship!\\
'''Emory''': Okay,
but we're not supposed to stop it at this speed..." "STOP \\
'''Oglethorpe''': STOP
IT AT THIS SPEED!" ''(they do so, SPEED!\\
''(The ship comes to an abrupt halt,
and they both crash through the window)''



* Ignigknot doing roll call at the meeting for all the villains seen so far:
-->'''Ignigknot''': Romulox...?\\
'''Romulox''': [[WaxingLyrical Here I am, rock you like a hurricane]].\\
'''Ignigknot''': Happy Time Harry...?\\
''(Happy Time Harry vomits.)\\
'''Ignigknot''': [[LargeHam Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future]]...?\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost''': ''(as smoke blows around him)'' [[AC:Thousands of years ago, before SigourneyWeaver]]--\\
'''Ignigknot''': Just-just "here" will do fine.\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost''': ...[[AC:Here]].\\
'''Err''': And NO SMOKING! ''(jumping up and down in place) GIMME A SMOKE, GIMME A SMOKE, GIMME A SMOKE!\\
'''Ignigknot''': Err, control yourself. Stick to the patch.\\
'''Err''': ''(to the Ghost)'' And you! Tell another story!\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost''': ''(as smoke blows around him)'' [[AC:Thousands of years ago...]]\\
'''Err''': ''(breathing in)'' Mmmm...smooth and menthol-y.\\
'''Ignigknot''': Emory and Oglethorpe...?\\
''(Awkward silence)''\\
'''Err''': Ha-HA!\\
'''Ignigknot''': "...were not invited" is the correct end to that sentence.\\
'''Err''': Put a period on that!\\
'''Ignigknot''' Plutonians are teh s uck[[hottip:*:This is how the closed captioning reads for this statement.]]



** Forcing Carl to order him Chinese take-out, and then blasting him when he whimsically chanages his order
*** And din the process, burned down his house and scorched his lawn into a charred wreck.
** Terry's "cosmetic surgery" at the end of the episode (To replace Frylock's bad surgery, he ends up giving him eye-tits).

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** Forcing Carl to order him Chinese take-out, and then blasting him when he whimsically chanages changes his order
*** And din in the process, burned down his house and scorched his lawn into a charred wreck.
** Terry's "cosmetic surgery" at the end of the episode (To replace Frylock's bad surgery, he ends up giving him eye-tits).eye-tits).
* This exchange between Dr. Weird and Steve:
-->'''Steve''': [Enter] Hey, I'm back from lunch--\\
'''Dr. Weird''': WHERE'S MINE?!\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Steve''': Um...I thought you said you didn't eat, because, uh...''(Dr. Weird rips his brain out from the back of his head)''...because it makes you crazy?\\
'''Dr. Weird''': '''''THIS''''' MAKES ME CRAZY! ''(collapses, dies; brain starts floating around)''\\
'''Dr. Weird's Brain''': Gimme some fries, boy!\\
''(Dr. Weird's brain chases Steve, shooting lasers at him)''
* This exchange:
-->'''Dr. Weird''': YES, TERRY! [[{{Mondegreen}} MINE/MONEY]] FOR BRAINS! UWAHAHAHAHAHA!\\
'''Steve''': Uh, who was on the phone?\\
'''Dr. Weird''': [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Um, er...nobody]]--HEY! LET'S, uh, ''(produces massive needle)'' [[SureLetsGoWithThat HIGHLIGHT YOUR HAIR!]]\\
'''Steve''': But, I like my hair this color--\\
''(Steve gets jabbed in the neck with the needle, and immediately after the injection, collapses)''\\
'''Dr. Weird''': IT BEGINS!
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-->'''Dr. Weird:''' Gentlemen! Pick up that stick there, and slowly, carefully...AGITATE THE DAYLIGHTS OUT OF THIS SNAKE!

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-->'''Dr. Weird:''' Gentlemen! Pick up that stick there, and slowly, carefully...AGITATE THE DAYLIGHTS HELL OUT OF THIS SNAKE!

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