History Funny / ApocalypseNow

* As the chopper takes away the Playboy Girls, two soldiers are seen dangling under the chopper with the guy under pulled the pants above him, and later both guys falls in a lake.

* At the beginning of the film, the two soldiers carries drunken Willard to the bathroom and he screams as the shower pours down on him. His scream echoes seemingly as the scene cuts to the chopper landing.

* During the dinner at the French plantation, the heated discussion causes the family one-by-one to excuse themselves from the table. Near the end the patriarch insists that the family's long history in Vietnam building their plantation "keeps them together"... as the camera snaps to a wide shot of the big, empty table.

* During one examination of Colonel Kurtz's profile information, Willard finally comes to the conclusion that Kurtz's methods were far more effective than the American government was letting on, and his notions on how to wage the war weren't all that insane at all--the masterminds of war may be even crazier than Kurtz is!

* During one examination of Colonel Kurtz's profile information, Willard finally comes to the conclusion that Kurtz's methods were far more effective than the American government was letting on, and his notions on how to wage the war weren't all that insane at all--the masterminds of war may be even crazier than Kurtz is!:

-->'''Photojournalist''': [''Willard is looking at the rows of impaled heads on sticks''] The heads. You're looking at the heads. I, uh -- sometimes he goes too far, you know. He's the first one to admit it.

** Not to mention the bat-shit crazy sex encounter that followed, with Miss May telling him he kisses 'like a bird' and Chef flapping his wings like an eagle while riding her.

** [[PrecisionFStrike "Motherfucker."]]

--> INCOMING!!

* During one examination of Colonel Kurtz's profile information, Willard finally affirms how Kurtz's methods aren't as insane as the American government led him to believe--the commanders of the war are just as crazy as Kurtz is if not more:

** Willard's view of assassinating Kurtz, in response to the colonel's unauthorized killings of individuals who he thought were enemy spies, as absurd takes place even earlier than that when he amusingly says that murder charges in a war are laughable:

--> His report to LyndonJohnson and the Joint Chiefs of Staff was classified. ''Seems they didn't dig what he had to tell them.''

--> His report to LyndonJohnson and the Joint Chiefs of Staff was classified. ''Seems they didn't dig what he had to tell them.''

** [[PrecisionFStrike "Fucker."]]

* "Charlie don't surf!"

* [[TrashTalk "HEY, G.I.! FUCK—"]] [[StuffBlowingUp *BO]][[KilledMidsentence OM*]]

--> '''Willard''': Charging a man with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500.

* During one examination of Colonel Kurtz's profile information, Willard finally affirms how Kurtz's methods aren't as insane as the American government led him to believe, the commanders of the war are just as crazy as Kurtz is if not more:

* [[TrashTalk "HEY, G.I.! FUCK—"]] *[[StuffBlowingUp BO]][[KilledMidsentence OM]]*

-->'''Chef:''' How come all you guys sit on your helmets?\\
'''Soldier:''' So we don't get our balls blown off.\\
''*Chef laughs uproariously*''\\
(beat)\\
''*Chef takes off his helmet and sits on it*''
* During one of Willard's examinations of Colonel Kurtz's profile information Captain Willard finally affirms how Kurtz's methods aren't as absurd as the American Government led him to believe, the commanders of the war are just as crazy as Kurtz is if not more:
--> '''Willard:''' No wonder Kurtz put a weed up Command's ass. The war was being run by a bunch of four star clowns who were gonna end up giving the whole circus away.
** Captain Willard's views on assassinating Colonel Kurtz, in response to his unauthorized killings of spies who he thought were the enemy, as absurd takes place even earlier than that when he amusingly says that charging people of murder in a war is laughable:
--> '''Willard:''' Charging a man with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500.

--> Willard: Charging a man with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500.

** Captain Willard's views on seeing the mission of assassinating Colonel Kurtz as absurd takes place even earlier than that when he amusingly says that charging people of murder in a war is laughable:

* During one of Willard's examinations of Colonel Kurtz's profile information in which he affirms how Kurtz's methods aren't as absurd as the American Government led him to believe, the commanders of the war are just as crazy as Kurtz is if not more:
--> '''Willard:''' No wonder Kurtz put a weed up Command's ass. The war was being run by a bunch of four star clowns who were gonna end up giving the whole circus away.

* During one of Willard's examinations of Colonel Kurtz's profile information in which he affirms how Kurtz's methods aren't as absurd as the American Government led him to believe, the commanders of the war is just as crazy as Kurtz is if not more:

* --> '''Willard:''' No wonder Kurtz put a weed up Command's ass. The war was being run by a bunch of four star clowns who were gonna end up giving the whole circus away.

''*Chef takes off his helmet and sits on it*''

* ''Chef laughs uproariously''*\\

* ''Chef takes off his helmet and sits on it''*

** [[PrecisionFStrike "Fucker."]]