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--->'''Ax''': "...fifteen of your miles."
--->'''Marco''': "You don't have to say 'your miles'. They are everybody's miles."
--->'''Ax''': "What about the countries that use kilometers? See? I am learning!"
--->'''Marco''': "You don't have to say 'your miles'. They are everybody's miles."
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-->'''Marco''': "You don't have to say 'your miles'. They are everybody's miles."
-->'''Ax''': "What about the countries that use kilometers? See? I am learning!"
-->'''Marco''': "You don't have to say 'your miles'. They are everybody's miles."
-->'''Ax''': "What about the countries that use kilometers? See? I am learning!"
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'''Ax''': "...fifteen of your miles."
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'''Ax''': "What about the countries that use kilometers? See? I am learning!"
'''Marco''': "You don't have to say 'your miles'. They are everybody's miles."
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'''Ax''': "What about the countries that use kilometers? See? I am learning!"----
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* An example that details the TwoOfYourEarthMinutes trope quite humorously (although this instance concerns distance rather than time):
'''Ax''': "...fifteen of your miles."
'''Marco''': "You don't have to say 'your miles'. They are everybody's miles."
'''Ax''': "What about the countries that use kilometers? See? I am learning!"----
'''Ax''': "...fifteen of your miles."
'''Marco''': "You don't have to say 'your miles'. They are everybody's miles."
'''Ax''': "What about the countries that use kilometers? See? I am learning!"----
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** A ''primitive'' [[spoiler:Andalite toilet]]. They've made significant advancements since it crashed.
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** I have already made sure, Prince Jake. They think I am a "[[{{Pokemon}} pokey man]]." I have told them I am an Andalite and [[StealthPun am actually quite swift]] [[spoiler: "pokey" meaning slow]], but they insist they [[GottaCatchEmAll need to train me]].
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** I have already made sure, Prince Jake. They think I am a "[[{{Pokemon}} pokey man]]." I have told them I am an Andalite and [[StealthPun am actually quite swift]] [[spoiler: "pokey" [[hottip:*:"pokey" meaning slow]], but they insist they [[GottaCatchEmAll need to train me]].
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* In The Separation, Erek, [[spoiler: a member of a secret ancient, alien, pacifist android race with extremely advanced holographic technology and the appearance of large, metal bipedal dogs, who have preserved the essence of their extinct creators in domesticated dogs and participated in human society for thousands of years in secret]], claims that the animorphs are simply too weird for him.
* The Animorphs' incompetent rescue of Erek while he's paralysed and his hologram's deactivated.
--> '''Erek''': "No offense, but how on Earth have you people managed to avoid getting caught for this long?"
* The Animorphs' incompetent rescue of Erek while he's paralysed and his hologram's deactivated.
--> '''Erek''': "No offense, but how on Earth have you people managed to avoid getting caught for this long?"
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** Before that, she got Jake's dog, Homer. Poor mutt, unlike wild animals (and humans) didn't know better.
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* Rachel has a nightmare in which, among other things, [[{{SouthPark}} she kills Kenny.]]
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* When the future Visser One first finds Earth, she begins investigating by picking up some of the numerous transmissions zipping around the planet... and absolutely ''panics'' when she picks up an episode of ''StarTrek'', not realizing that it's a TV show and thinking that humans were a lot more advanced than we actually are.
* The group takes Ax (in human morph) to see a ''StarTrek'' movie. Ax is very confused by the experience, claiming that the ''Enterprise'' is a stupid-looking spaceship ("I know what a ''real'' spaceship looks like!") and stating that Klingons are actually females of some species he has seen before. And then he gets distracted by the numerous "globules" (candies) littering the theater floor.
* The group takes Ax (in human morph) to see a ''StarTrek'' movie. Ax is very confused by the experience, claiming that the ''Enterprise'' is a stupid-looking spaceship ("I know what a ''real'' spaceship looks like!") and stating that Klingons are actually females of some species he has seen before. And then he gets distracted by the numerous "globules" (candies) littering the theater floor.
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'''Marco''': Oh, man.''
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'''Rachel''': Who won?''
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'''Rachel''': Who won?''won?
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--->Marco: "I gave him the number for the Sports Scoreboard recording."
--->Cassie: "I just gave him one-two-three-four-five-six-seven-eight!"
--->Marco: "Eight? You gave him eight numbers? Remind me not to ever be a spy with you."
--->Marco: "I gave him the number for the Sports Scoreboard recording."
--->Cassie: "I just gave him one-two-three-four-five-six-seven-eight!"
--->Marco: "Eight? You gave him eight numbers? Remind me not to ever be a spy with you."
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--->Cassie: "Contaminate the food supply? Kill a lot of people?"
--->Ax: Nonsense, if the Yeerks wanted to kill a lot of humans they could simply use their dracon beams to ignite the atmosphere.
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--> ''Jake'': "And it's possible some spaceship will zoom along and hit it and splatter it all over?"
--> ''Ax'': "no of course not"
--> ''Ax'': "no of course not"
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--> ''Jake'': '''Jake''': "And it's possible some spaceship will zoom along and hit it and splatter it all over?"
-->''Ax'': '''Ax''': "no of course not"
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** Made even better when, later on in the same book, Marco mentions offhand that he got a B on his paper.
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* When due to {{Phlebotinum Breakdown}} Marco morphs into a poodle-polar bear, he realizes that he has become a [[WinnieThePooh poo-bear]]
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* When due to {{Phlebotinum Breakdown}} Marco morphs into a poodle-polar bear, he realizes that he has become a [[WinnieThePooh poo-bear]]poo-bear]]
* The Animorphs are concerned about Amazon Cafe's use of parrots as advertisment. They come up with the solution of turning into parrots, [[HilarityEnsues insulting restaruant patrons and badmouthing the food]]
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* The Animorphs are concerned about Amazon Cafe's use of parrots as advertisment. They come up with the solution of turning into parrots, [[HilarityEnsues insulting restaruant patrons and badmouthing the food]]
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* "This is Aximili! Reassert your individual consciousness!" made this troper crack up for some reason. Marco seems to agree with however
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* "This is Aximili! Reassert your individual consciousness!" made this troper crack up for some reason. Marco seems to agree with howeverhowever
* When due to {{Phlebotinum Breakdown}} Marco morphs into a poodle-polar bear, he realizes that he has become a [[WinnieThePooh poo-bear]]
* When due to {{Phlebotinum Breakdown}} Marco morphs into a poodle-polar bear, he realizes that he has become a [[WinnieThePooh poo-bear]]
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** When Loren kicks Chapman where - as Elfangor describes it - his legs merge together to meet the rest of his body. Elfangor comments "I believe this kick was painful to him."
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** When Loren kicks Chapman where - as Elfangor describes it - -[[GroinAttack his legs merge together to meet the rest of his body. Elfangor comments "I believe this kick was painful to him.""]]
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* In #16 when Ax says he likes the word 'millions' Rachel replies: "Yeah. It's a swell sound.Sometimes I just lie in bed for six or seven hours doing nothing but saying 'million.'"
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* In #16 when Ax says he likes the word 'millions' Rachel replies: "Yeah. It's a swell sound.Sometimes I just lie in bed for six or seven hours doing nothing but saying 'million.'"'"
* The revelation of what happens when they morph smaller animals [[spoiler: the excess of their original body mass goes floating into zero-space where aliens travel]]
--> ''Jake'': "And it's possible some spaceship will zoom along and hit it and splatter it all over?"
--> ''Ax'': "no of course not"
--> ''<beat>''
--> "The ship's shielding systems would disintegrate the mass"
* "This is Aximili! Reassert your consciousness!" made this troper crack up for some reason. Marco seems to agree with however
* The revelation of what happens when they morph smaller animals [[spoiler: the excess of their original body mass goes floating into zero-space where aliens travel]]
--> ''Jake'': "And it's possible some spaceship will zoom along and hit it and splatter it all over?"
--> ''Ax'': "no of course not"
--> ''<beat>''
--> "The ship's shielding systems would disintegrate the mass"
* "This is Aximili! Reassert your consciousness!" made this troper crack up for some reason. Marco seems to agree with however
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**What makes this one so great is that I've actually done that. It's funny because it's true.
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* In #20 again, Jake and Marco doing the "Beakanoma" scene.
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* In #20 again, Jake and Marco doing the "Beakanoma" scene.scene.
* In #16 when Ax says he likes the word 'millions' Rachel replies: "Yeah. It's a swell sound.Sometimes I just lie in bed for six or seven hours doing nothing but saying 'million.'"
* In #16 when Ax says he likes the word 'millions' Rachel replies: "Yeah. It's a swell sound.Sometimes I just lie in bed for six or seven hours doing nothing but saying 'million.'"
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** In an earlier part of that same book, a damaged inches-long Helmacron ships pulls a DynamicEntry... on a commandeered Barbie RC car.
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--> "I'm not nuts. It's the bear who's nuts. [[CompletelyMissingThePoint That's carpeted up there.]]"
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--> "I'm not nuts. It's the bear who's nuts. [[CompletelyMissingThePoint That's carpeted up there.]]"]]"
* In #20 -- The Discovery -- the part where Tobias hits that window, and he starts sprouting out Clue quotes was absolutely hilarious.
* In #20 again, Jake and Marco doing the "Beakanoma" scene.
* In #20 -- The Discovery -- the part where Tobias hits that window, and he starts sprouting out Clue quotes was absolutely hilarious.
* In #20 again, Jake and Marco doing the "Beakanoma" scene.
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* It's hard to believe that nobody listed the event where the Animorphs are trying to hide in fly morph in a bathroom. While asking where everyone is, Tobias describes a very smooth surface with a pool of water below. We barely discern that it's a toilet. Then, it suddenly gets dark.
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* It's hard to believe that nobody listed the event In #16, where the Animorphs are trying to hide in fly morph in a bathroom. While asking where everyone is, Tobias describes a very smooth surface with a pool of water below. We barely discern that it's a toilet. Then, it suddenly gets dark.
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* In #10, Marco manages to write three pages of a term paper before coming up with a topic. "A topic will... emerge. I just have to keep writing until I come up with a topic." Jake's suggestion is "[[SelfDemonstratingArticle The use of rhetoric to obscure a lack of content]]."
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* In #10, Marco manages to write three pages of a term paper before coming up with a topic. "A topic will... emerge. I just have to keep writing until I come up with a topic." Jake's suggestion is "[[SelfDemonstratingArticle The use of rhetoric to obscure a lack of content]].""
* The distraction in #16. They burst out of a supply closet, and Rachel (in grizzly bear morph) proceeds to...mop the floor, while Jake (in tiger morph) carries the bucket for her.
--> "Is that a bear?"
--> "Yeah."
--> "Is it mopping the floor?"
--> "Uh-huh."
--> "Have we gone nuts?"
--> "I'm not nuts. It's the bear who's nuts. [[CompletelyMissingThePoint That's carpeted up there.]]"
* The distraction in #16. They burst out of a supply closet, and Rachel (in grizzly bear morph) proceeds to...mop the floor, while Jake (in tiger morph) carries the bucket for her.
--> "Is that a bear?"
--> "Yeah."
--> "Is it mopping the floor?"
--> "Uh-huh."
--> "Have we gone nuts?"
--> "I'm not nuts. It's the bear who's nuts. [[CompletelyMissingThePoint That's carpeted up there.]]"
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**Seriously though. Oatmeal.
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** I have already made sure, Prince Jake. They think I am a "[[{{Pokemon}} pokey man]]." I have told them I am an Andalite and [[StealthPun am actually quite swift, swift]] [[spoiler: "pokey" meaning slow]], but they insist they [[GottaCatchEmAll need to train me]].
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** When Loren kicks Chapman where - as Elfangor dexcribesit - his legs merge together to meet the rest of his body. Elfangor comments "I believe this kick was painful to him."
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--->'''Marco:''' (''laying on his back, hands behind his head'') "O mighty Helmacron dead guy, we grovel like a video game addict trapped in an arcade without a quarter, that's how much we grovel. You would not believe the depths of our grovelry! We grovel like a guy with a large order of fries and the only saltshaker is at the table of the school bully."
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'''Rachel''': Who won?''won?''
* There's also when Ax informs the kids that the secret alien technology hidden at [[strike:Area 51]] [[FictionalCounterpart Zone 91]] is [[spoiler:an Andalite toilet]].
* When Marco, Cassie and Rachel are questioned by a soldier at Zone 91, and asked for their parents' phone numbers:
--->Rachel: "We have to get out of here. Fast! I gave him the phone number for Pizza Hut delivery."
--->Marco: "I gave him the number for the Sports Scoreboard recording."
--->Cassie: "I just gave him one-two-three-four-five-six-seven-eight!"
--->Marco: "Eight? You gave him eight numbers? Remind me not to ever be a spy with you."
* The Animorphs are trying to work out why the Yeerks would be interested in a meatpacking plant.
--->Cassie: "Contaminate the food supply? Kill a lot of people?"
--->Ax: Nonsense, if the Yeerks wanted to kill a lot of humans they could simply use their dracon beams to ignite the atmosphere.
--->(Silence)
--->Marco: Well. There's a happy thought.
* In "The Sickness", Marco passes the time while helping to carry an extremely sick Jake back home by listing all the ways to say 'throwing up'. It is funnier than it sounds.
** Later on, after all the characters have gotten over the titular alien sickness, they talk about what they did while sick. After the rest of them complain about being too sick to get out of bed, throwing up all the time, having an alien inside their head, and such, Tobias reminds them that, since he's always in the form of a hawk, and that Cassie's father, a vet, tried to stick a pill [[GoshdangItToHeck up-]]
*** Tobias is funny in general in that one. When he first gets sick, after being the only one besides Cassie not to, Cassie's forced to put him in a cage until her dad can treat him, next to an Eagle, which his hawk instincts aren't so happy with. [[SnarkyNonHumanSidekick We can tell he's not amused]], the whole thing is hilarious.
* In The Andalite Chronicles: The mental image of Elfangor driving across the Taxxon homeworld full-speed in a YELLOW MUSTANG while DRINKING DR. PEPPER THROUGH HIS HOOF and LISTENING TO THE ROLLING STONES may well be one of the funniest things in science fiction.
** When Loren kicks Chapman where - as Elfangor dexcribesit - his legs merge together to meet the rest of his body. Elfangor comments "I believe this kick was painful to him."
* Not to mention Ax eating popcorn (including it's container) and concluding it tastes quite a bit like motor oil.
* The revelation that Jake and Marco once spent several hours arguing over whether cheese tastes yellow or green.
* It's hard to believe that nobody listed the event where the Animorphs are trying to hide in fly morph in a bathroom. While asking where everyone is, Tobias describes a very smooth surface with a pool of water below. We barely discern that it's a toilet. Then, it suddenly gets dark.
--->Marco: Caution: Falling objects.
* In #10, Marco manages to write three pages of a term paper before coming up with a topic. "A topic will... emerge. I just have to keep writing until I come up with a topic." Jake's suggestion is "[[SelfDemonstratingArticle The use of rhetoric to obscure a lack of content]]."
* There's also when Ax informs the kids that the secret alien technology hidden at [[strike:Area 51]] [[FictionalCounterpart Zone 91]] is [[spoiler:an Andalite toilet]].
* When Marco, Cassie and Rachel are questioned by a soldier at Zone 91, and asked for their parents' phone numbers:
--->Rachel: "We have to get out of here. Fast! I gave him the phone number for Pizza Hut delivery."
--->Marco: "I gave him the number for the Sports Scoreboard recording."
--->Cassie: "I just gave him one-two-three-four-five-six-seven-eight!"
--->Marco: "Eight? You gave him eight numbers? Remind me not to ever be a spy with you."
* The Animorphs are trying to work out why the Yeerks would be interested in a meatpacking plant.
--->Cassie: "Contaminate the food supply? Kill a lot of people?"
--->Ax: Nonsense, if the Yeerks wanted to kill a lot of humans they could simply use their dracon beams to ignite the atmosphere.
--->(Silence)
--->Marco: Well. There's a happy thought.
* In "The Sickness", Marco passes the time while helping to carry an extremely sick Jake back home by listing all the ways to say 'throwing up'. It is funnier than it sounds.
** Later on, after all the characters have gotten over the titular alien sickness, they talk about what they did while sick. After the rest of them complain about being too sick to get out of bed, throwing up all the time, having an alien inside their head, and such, Tobias reminds them that, since he's always in the form of a hawk, and that Cassie's father, a vet, tried to stick a pill [[GoshdangItToHeck up-]]
*** Tobias is funny in general in that one. When he first gets sick, after being the only one besides Cassie not to, Cassie's forced to put him in a cage until her dad can treat him, next to an Eagle, which his hawk instincts aren't so happy with. [[SnarkyNonHumanSidekick We can tell he's not amused]], the whole thing is hilarious.
* In The Andalite Chronicles: The mental image of Elfangor driving across the Taxxon homeworld full-speed in a YELLOW MUSTANG while DRINKING DR. PEPPER THROUGH HIS HOOF and LISTENING TO THE ROLLING STONES may well be one of the funniest things in science fiction.
** When Loren kicks Chapman where - as Elfangor dexcribesit - his legs merge together to meet the rest of his body. Elfangor comments "I believe this kick was painful to him."
* Not to mention Ax eating popcorn (including it's container) and concluding it tastes quite a bit like motor oil.
* The revelation that Jake and Marco once spent several hours arguing over whether cheese tastes yellow or green.
* It's hard to believe that nobody listed the event where the Animorphs are trying to hide in fly morph in a bathroom. While asking where everyone is, Tobias describes a very smooth surface with a pool of water below. We barely discern that it's a toilet. Then, it suddenly gets dark.
--->Marco: Caution: Falling objects.
* In #10, Marco manages to write three pages of a term paper before coming up with a topic. "A topic will... emerge. I just have to keep writing until I come up with a topic." Jake's suggestion is "[[SelfDemonstratingArticle The use of rhetoric to obscure a lack of content]]."
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* Ax's first experience with chili: "THIS IS A WONDERFUL FOOD!"FOOD!"
* From #27, The Exposed: The Chee can only be reactivated from the Pemalite ship, which is at the bottom of the ocean. Suddenly, the conversation takes a turn for the [[SeinfeldianConversation Seifeldian]]:
--->'''''Cassie''': I thought that show was called Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea.\\
'''Marco''': No, that was the one where Captain Nemo fought the giant squid.\\
'''Rachel''': Who won?''
* From #27, The Exposed: The Chee can only be reactivated from the Pemalite ship, which is at the bottom of the ocean. Suddenly, the conversation takes a turn for the [[SeinfeldianConversation Seifeldian]]:
--->'''''Cassie''': I thought that show was called Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea.\\
'''Marco''': No, that was the one where Captain Nemo fought the giant squid.\\
'''Rachel''': Who won?''
