History Funny / AndYouThoughtThereIsNeverAGirlOnline

** Akane telling Ako about fashion magazines being a sort of wiki guide for "Real Life Offline" on how to prepare for dealing with [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome the outside world]] where they'll be doing OneHundredPercentCompletion whether they want to or not. She, Ako, and Hideki all suffer a brief HeroicBSOD as they think about how terrible "grinding EXP" in real life is.

** The reveal that the Alley Cats Guild consists of females while Rusian's [[TheOneGuy the only male member]] in their guild during the first offline meetup. This definitely did not sit well for Akane when she realizes that 1) Rusian is actually Hideki, one of her classmates 2) She didn't realize that her avatar name [[EmbarrassingNickname 'Schwein' means pig in German]], assuming that avatar name's an AwesomeMcCoolName.

** When they first try out the siege combat, a random guild attacks the castle first. They are subjected to a classic case of ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill, as the defenders cast a lot of powerful spells and lob lots of projectiles at the attackers. Kyou's group is then subjected to the very same attacks they just witnessed, which is sped for added hilarity.

** When they first try out the siege combat, a random guild attacks the castle first. They are subjected to a classic case of ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill, as the defenders cast a lot of powerful spells and lob lots of projectiles at the attackers. Kyou's group is then subjected to the very same attack they just witnessed.

** Akane telling Ako about fashion magazines being a sort of wiki guide for "Real Life Offline" on how to prepare for dealing with [[RealityEnsues the outside world]] where they'll be doing OneHundredPercentCompletion whether they want to or not. She, Ako, and Hideki all suffer a brief HeroicBSOD as they think about how terrible "grinding EXP" in real life is.

--->'''Friend One:''' I'm not trying to sound like a hater but drop dead you ingrate.
--->'''Friend Two:''' We hope you get food poisoning.

** One of Rucian's friends tries flirting with Ako, but...:
--->'''Ako:''' Sorry, who are you?
--->'''Flirting Friend:''' Ahh!
--->'''Friend 2:''' Mega burn!
--->'''Friend 3:''' ''(Does the cross gesture)'' May his soul find peace.

--->'''Schwein:''' Damn it! We've got to do what it takes to make that ''*reet!*'' pay! If I get the chance, I'll smash the ''*reet!*'' out of that guy!
--->'''Piroshiki!Rusian:''' Woah, the chat window isn't displaying those words!
--->'''Black Magician:''' ''[[TheComicallySerious (completely serious)]]'' If you ask me, this guy's a real ''*reet!*''-gobbler.

** Akane steps in, trying to get them to "take their otaku chat outside". Unfortunately, Ako fails to get the message and begins to call her "Schwein-chan" in front of everybody.

** Nanako asks Ako why she considers her marriage in-game to Rusian to translate directly into real-life, she manages to make a very compelling argument by reversing the logic (a married couple in real-life refusing to get married in-game). Panicking over the fact that they've been out-logic'd by [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Ako]] of all people, the girls are reduced to begging [[CloudcuckoolandersMinder Hideki]] to help resolve the situation, leaving him confused because all four of them are chatting with him using only Kyou's character in ''LA''.

** Akane angrily drags Rucian out of class, and his friends' only reaction to that is that summer vacation is officially over, as if to imply this is a regular and altogether normal occurrence.

** When Rusian (Hideki) manages to lure a pack of Goblins towards his Alley Cats Member Allies in order to make a full-frontal attack, Ako is busy telling Schwein (Akane) and Apricot (Kyou) on how Rusian gives her a ring. [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Cue to the goblins beating Rusian from behind even when Rusian tries to call for their attention.]]