History Funny / AmericanHorrorStoryMurderHouse

* Tate openly talking to Ben about how he has sexual fantasies about Violet, his daughter.

-->'''Ben:''' You murdered your entire family!
-->'''Larry:''' But I was never unfaithful.

-->'''Vivien:''' No I never got a chance to tell you. Its Vivien Harmon.

--> '''Travis:''' Really? ({{beat}})... [[WhatAnIdiot Sweet!]]

** The blunt, nonchalant manner Constance asked Billy how to get of Chad and Patrick.
---> '''Constance:''' "But the gays, Billy Dean, how do we get rid of them?"

* Hayden asking Travis if she can get a hug before stabbing him to death is reminiscient enough of [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Melvin]] to be funny.

** Hayden is the master of this. It is revealed that Hayden sometimes has sex with Constance's ex-husband, Hugo, and then fake murders him in order to take out her revenge fantasies on him. He however, being a ghost, bleeds, but then snaps right back seemingly without pain and goes to the kitchen to eat something. Its funny just to watch him getting up, like nothing happened.

* Ben screaming at Vivian about Moira, bringing up how this luscious, hot redhead is "always flaunting herself" at him. Since Vivian sees Moira as a frumpy woman in her 50s, she just answers with a blank look.

* Ben screaming at Vivian about Moira, bringing up how this luscious, hot redhead is "always flaunting herself" at him. Since Vivian sees Moira as an elderly woman in her 50s, she just answers with a blank look.

* You want anything from the kitchen? [[spoiler: Said by Hugo to Hayden... after she stabbed him.]]
* The reaction of Travis to [[spoiler: being murdered]]

** Even ''more'' before hand when [[spoiler: Hayden and Travis have sex]]:
--> '''[[spoiler: Travis]]''': [[spoiler: I came inside!]]
--> '''[[spoiler: Hayden]]''' (laughs): [[spoiler: Don't worry, I can't get pregnant]].
--> '''[[spoiler: Travis]]''': [[spoiler: Really? ({{beat}})... [[WhatAnIdiot Sweet!]]]]
* Most if not all the dialogue between Hayden and Travis is more than a little comical given that Hayden for all her [[AxeCrazy craziness]] is a former psychology student, and evidently a very good one and Travis is, well [[BrainlessBeauty Travis]]. The scene where [[spoiler: the two first hook up]] is worth a mention.
-->'''[[spoiler: Travis]]''': Constance is gonna be so mad!
-->'''[[spoiler: Hayden]]''': I'm a hot bit of [[OperationJealousy revenge]].
-->'''[[spoiler: Travis]]''': I'm ''not'' gonna tell her!
Just the fact that even [[spoiler: Travis]] isn't ''that'' [[TooDumbToLive stupid]] is quite funny.
* Hayden asking Travis if she can get a hug [[spoiler: before stabbing him to death is reminiscient enough of [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Melvin]] to be funny]].
** And just later, the ghost of [[spoiler: Hayden lamenting being stuck with Travis' dead body, the ghost Travis appearing to lament that he's never going to be famous, the ghost of the Black Dahlia appearing to suggest that may not be the case, and the ghost of Charles Montgomery appearing to offer help. It's just this hilarious thing of the ghosts each showing up in turn to offer their input like some surreal brainstorming session.]]
** The way they solve both problems by [[spoiler:letting Charles recreate the Black Dahlia with Travis's body.]]

* Zachary Quinto as a super gay man. Also counts as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.

--> '''[[spoiler: Hayden]]''' (laughs): [[spoiler: Don't worry, I won't get pregnant]].

-->'''Ben:'''You murdered your entire family!

* "''You buried your sorrow in some twenty year old's pussy!''"

--> '''[[spoiler: Travis]]''': [[spoiler: I'm sorry, I finished inside!]]
--> '''[[spoiler: Hayden]]''': [[spoiler: Don't worry, I won't get pregnant]].
--> '''[[spoiler: Travis]]''': [[spoiler: ({{beat}})... [[WhatAnIdiot That's awesome!]]]]

--> '''[[spoiler: Travis]]''': [[spoiler: ({{beat}}}... [[WhatAnIdiot That's awesome!]]]]

--> '''[[spoiler: Travis]]''': [[spoiler: {{Beat}}... [[WhatAnIdiot That's awesome!]]]]

* Constance and Chad's SnarkToSnarkCombat.

** And just later, the ghost of [[spoiler: Hayden lamenting being stuck with Travis' dead body, the ghost Travis appearing to lament that he's never going to be famous, the ghost of the Black Dahlia appearing to suggest that may not be the case, and the ghost of the surgeon appearing to offer to help. It's just this hilarious thing of the ghosts each showing up in turn to offer their input like some surreal brainstorming session.]]

* You want anything from the kitchen? [[spoiler: Said by Hugo to Hayden...after she stabbed him.]]

--> '''Travis:''' Shit...now I'm really not gonna be famous.