History Funny / AlienCovenant

* Walter gets a few moments as his lack of emotional programming runs up against some extremely emotional situations. When comforting a badly acid-burned Lope, he can only say "[[BlatantLies it looks fine]]" in the most unconcerned tone possible when the latter asks how it looks. :A subtle hint that we're not dealing with the real Walter here.

** Don't you mean [getting baked?

* Walter gets a few moments as his lack of emotional programming runs up against some extremely emotional situations. When comforting a badly acid-burned Lope, he can only say "[[BlatantLies it looks fine]]" in the most unconcerned tone possible when the latter asks how it looks. [[spoiler:A subtle hint that we're not dealing with the real Walter here.]]

** The later [[spoiler:kiss between the two]] is equally hilarious, as is the conversation leading up to it. It's the contrast between David's increasingly dramatic speech and Walter's understated confusion that sells the unintentional hilarity.
* Multiple moviegoers who saw the movie made an endless amount of fire pun jokes in the vein of how [[spoiler:Branson dies.]]
* [[spoiler:James Franco]] being the captain of the Covenant and [[spoiler:getting barbequed]] two minutes after the prologue ends.
** Don't you mean [[spoiler:getting baked]].

** The same scene has two characters comically slipping on the same pool of blood in quick sucession

* [[https://youtu.be/BirGJS23Nfo This]] crossover commercial with ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty''. Apparently, [[DrugsAreGood drug addiction and alcoholism can kill Facehuggers]]!

* Really, most of the crews' deaths become [[BloodyHilarious darkly]] [[BlackComedy funny]] when you realize that their own [[TooDumbToLive stupidity]] [[WhatAnIdiot cost them their lives]].

* [[spoiler:James Franco]] being the captain of the Covenant and [[spoiler:getting barbequed]] two minutes after the prologue ends.

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* Really, most of the crews' deaths become [[BloodyHilarious darkly]] [[BlackComedy funny]] when you realize that their own [[TooDumbToLive stupidity]] [[WhatAnIdiot/AlienCovenant cost them their lives]].

* Really, most of the deaths become [[BloodyHilarious darkly]] [[BlackComedy funny]] when you realize that their own [[TooDumbToLive stupidity]] [[WhatAnIdiot/AlienCovenant cost them their lives]].
* Multiple people who saw the movie made an endless amount of fire pun jokes in the vein of how [[spoiler:Branson dies.]]

* Really, most of the deaths become [[BloodyHilarious darkly]] [[BlackComedy funny]] when you realize that their own [[TooDumbToLive stupidity]] [[WhatAnIdiot/AlienCovenant cost]] them their lives.
* Multiple people who saw the movie made an endless amount of fire pun jokes in the vein of how [[spoiler:Franco's character dies.]]

* Really, most of the deaths become [[BloodyHilarious darkly]] [[BlackComedy funny]] when you realize that their own [[TooDumbToLive stupidity]] cost them their lives.

* Really, most of the deaths become [[BloodyHilarious darkly]] [[BlackComedy funny]] when you realize that their own [[TooDumbToLive stup]][[WhatAnIdiot/AlienCovenant]]idity]] cost them their lives.

* Really, most of the deaths become [[BloodyHilarious darkly]][[BlackComedy funny]] when you realize that their own [[TooDumbToLive stup]][[WhatAnIdiot/AlienCovenantidity]] cost them their lives.

* [[https://youtu.be/BirGJS23Nfo This]] crossover commercial with ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty''.

* Walter gets a few moments as his lack of emotional programming runs up against some extremely emotional situations. When comforting a badly acid-burned Lope, he can only say "[[BlatantLies it looks fine]]" in the most unconcerned tone possible when the latter asks how it looks.
* The flute scene between Walter and David has extremely homoerotic undertones. "Watch me, I'll do the fingering" will definitely incite laughter from the audience.