History Funny / Aladdin2019

-->'''Genie:''' ''(in a deep voice)'' [[AC:O Great One who summons me, Terrible One who commands me, I stand by my oath, loyalty to wishes three!]] \\
''(Aladdin looks terrified)''
-->'''Genie:''' ''(normal voice)'' Kidding!
** He repeats his spiel, before he drops the deep voice and then asks where Aladdin's boss is, since this guy [[TheChosenZero clearly isn't his real master]]. It takes him a while to realise that Aladdin's it.

** Genie revelling in his new-found elbow room with yoga, including doggy-facing-down.

'''Genie:''' ''(Incredulously)'' Are you kidding? The whole song was the ''instructions''!

** While a few of the songs had some slight lyric changes here and there, there was one from “Prince Ali” that shows that Will Smith’s Genie is a bit more blunt than Robin Williams’ was.

** Of course, [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantasyland Fantasyland]] is right next to [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adventureland_(Disney) Adventureland]] and [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomorrowland Tomorrowland]].

* Although [[TearJerker sobering]], the wide-eyed look on Dalia's face, when she recognises the genie as her love interest, just screams "My boyfriend is a genie. Huh, what are the odds?"

--> '''Dalia:''' When do we leave? Also [[MyBiologicalClockIsTicking I want children]].

-->''[After noticing Aladdin giving the lamp to Abu when he pretended to wish for the escape, the Genie gives an AsideGlance while the audience is shocked.]''\\

** Of course, [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantasyland Fantasyland]] is right next to [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adventureland_(Disney) Adventureland.]]

'''Genie:''' Oh, the ol' "monkey with the lamp" trick! Never seen that one before!

** A DeletedScene has the Genie bring up a history of people whose wishes got twisted up: [[spoiler: one man wished to be irresistible to all women, he ended up getting targeted by every female in sight. One man wished to wield the power of the universe in his hand, he got charred to a cinder. One man wished for a Midas touch to make whatever he touched golden, he claps his hands in glee and ends up a statue.]]

** Mena Massoud's delivery just sells it -- he sounds like an alien who is '''badly''' trying to imitate a human. Especially THAT FAKE LAUGH when he tries to show that he was amused by something the Sultan said.

* After returning Jasmine’s bracelet to her, Aladdin is confronted by the guards.

'''Aladdin:''' ''(in a squeaky voice)'' [[OhCrap Evening.]] ''(normal voice)'' Evening.

* Aladdin asks Genie "can you make me a prince?" Genie explains [[AmbiguousSyntax that wording isn't very specific]], and to demonstrate he creates a prince on a nearby hill, who yells, "Yo, y'all seen my palace?" Later, he adds, "I just wanna go home, man!"

-->''[The Sultan raises his hand, discovering the catchiness of the song]''\\
'''Ensemble:''' ''♫ Prince [[IncrediblyLongNote Aaa-]] ♫''\\
'''Genie:''' We waitin' for you! We're not going 'til you go! You can do it!\\
''[The Sultan happily puts his hand down, tapping to that prolonged beat]''\\

--> '''Dalia:''' When do we leave also [[MyBiologicalClockIsTicking I want children]].

-->'''Head Guard:''' Evening.\\

** When Genie notices Aladdin's "thinking of Jasmine" face, he teleports directly in front of him, head resting on his hands and goes "Who's the girl?" in his best "girl-friends talking about boys" voice/face/pose.

'''Aladdin:''' He's still a ''monkey''.

** When Genie notices Aladdin's "thinking of Jasmine" face, he teleports directly in front of him, head resting on his hands and goes "Who is she?" in his best "girl-friends talking about boys" voice/face/pose.

* The entire sequence with Aladdin trying to woo Jasmine with gifts brought from Ababwa. It's made very clear that while everyone sees him as a prince, he doesn't know how to act like one. [[CringeComedy Cue a very long sequence of him floundering on his words towards Jasmine,]] speaking in a RIDICULOUS voice that makes him sound like an alien that has tried to learn English, [[FreudianSlip up to the point where he mistakenly says he wants to buy her,]] [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere followed by her leaving the room,]] along with Dalia sympathetically telling him: "You did ''great''." The cherry on top?

-->'''Aladdin:''' Clearly.

--->''Heard your princess was HOT, where is she?'' [[note]]The line in the original film’s version was, “Heard your princess is a sight, lovely to see" [[/note]].

* The entire sequence with Aladdin trying to woo Jasmine with gifts brought from Ababwa. It's made very clear that while everyone sees him as a prince, he doesn't know how to act like one. [[CringeComedy Cue a very long sequence of him floundering on his words towards Jasmine,]] [[FreudianSlip up to the point where he mistakenly says he wants to buy her,]] [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere followed by her leaving the room,]] along with Dalia sympathetically telling him: "You did ''great''." The cherry on top?
-->'''Genie:''' In 10,000 years... I have never been that embarrassed.

--->'''Genie:''' It's cold...and DARK in that lamp. And I ''prefer'' it to this.

-->''[After noticing Aladdin giving the lamp to Abu when he pretended to wish for the escape, the Genie gives an AsideGlance while the audience is shocked.]''
'''Genie:''' Oh, the ol' monkey with the lamp trick! Never seen that one before!

* To clarify whether Aladdin actually used a wish to escape the Cave of Wonders, the Genie chooses to [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin "rewind the tape"]]. And that means literally rewinding the movie up to that point, where it becomes a film in a cinema filled with Agrabah citizens and the Genie, watching.

** When Genie notices Aladdin's "thinking of Jasmine" face, he teleports directly in front of him, head resting on his hands and goes "Who is she?" in his best "girl-friends talking about boys" voice/face/pose

--> '''Dalia:''' When do we leave also I want children.

* Later, when Jafar runs the lamp and releases the Genie, the latter bumps his head on an archway. He's about to complain to Aladdin, when he realizes it's not him and his voice peters out.