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--> '''Freya:''' You know, you're a lot more powerful than I thought you were.
--> '''Azrael:''' Thanks! But... Should I really be hearing this from someone who I recently beat?
--> '''Freya (angrily):''' Hey! You know, I don't ''have'' to help you!
--> '''Azrael:''' ...Yes. Yes you fucking do.
--> '''Freya:''' Well then, you have to respect me!
--> '''Azrael:''' Before you go on about respect, remember that every conflict that we've had so far has been instigated by you.
--> '''Freya:''' So? As your goddess, you have to worship and give in to me!
--> '''Azrael:''' But... As your angel, you have to help and look after me, right?
--> '''Freya:''' ...Shut up, Azrael.
--> '''Freya:''' You know, you're a lot more powerful than I thought you were.
--> '''Azrael:''' Thanks! But... Should I really be hearing this from someone who I recently beat?
--> '''Freya (angrily):''' Hey! You know, I don't ''have'' to help you!
--> '''Azrael:''' ...Yes. Yes you fucking do.
--> '''Freya:''' Well then, you have to respect me!
--> '''Azrael:''' Before you go on about respect, remember that every conflict that we've had so far has been instigated by you.
--> '''Freya:''' So? As your goddess, you have to worship and give in to me!
--> '''Azrael:''' But... As your angel, you have to help and look after me, right?
--> '''Freya:''' ...Shut up, Azrael.
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* The first meeting with Hel. Between Azrael's SkewedPriorities over what to be pissed at Hel for (calling him a small fry, instead of, you know, ''starting a war'', to Hel displaying a bit of a DeadpanSnarker attitude towards the hero.
--> '''Hel:''' I've received word that you're the protagonist of this story. So far, I'm unimpressed.
** Then, she leaves without doing anything to stop him from defeating her troops. [[SarcasmMode Villain of the year, everyone]].
--> '''Freya:''' When Azrael's strong enough, he'll send you to Hell!
--> '''Azrael:''' Freya, she already comes from Hell. [[LampshadeHanging Also, Hel, why are you SPARING me?]]
--> '''Hel:''' [[VillainBall Because I have plans for you, small fry.]] [[MoodWhiplash Now, I've got infantry to murder, so I'll see you later.]]
--> (Hel leaves)
--> Azrael: What an idiot.
* The battle against Ymir's false ending, where Azrael defeats him... and he comes back with a maxed out Physical Attack.
--> '''Azrael:''' [[OhCrap No, this is not happening.]] '''This is not happening'''!
--> '''Hel:''' I've received word that you're the protagonist of this story. So far, I'm unimpressed.
** Then, she leaves without doing anything to stop him from defeating her troops. [[SarcasmMode Villain of the year, everyone]].
--> '''Freya:''' When Azrael's strong enough, he'll send you to Hell!
--> '''Azrael:''' Freya, she already comes from Hell. [[LampshadeHanging Also, Hel, why are you SPARING me?]]
--> '''Hel:''' [[VillainBall Because I have plans for you, small fry.]] [[MoodWhiplash Now, I've got infantry to murder, so I'll see you later.]]
--> (Hel leaves)
--> Azrael: What an idiot.
* The battle against Ymir's false ending, where Azrael defeats him... and he comes back with a maxed out Physical Attack.
--> '''Azrael:''' [[OhCrap No, this is not happening.]] '''This is not happening'''!
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* When Azrael [[EyeScream slashes the demon's eye out]], it shouts in the hammiest way possible. This below is ripped right from the book.
--> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
* In Azrael's rematch with the demon, it tells him that he's not the hero of this book, because he's not an InvincibleHero. It then suggests he goes home and plays [[Manga/DragonBallZ Dragon Ball X]]. Azrael responds by saying that he'd rather play [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil President Evil]], and goes on to list all the [[NightmareFetishist gruesome things]] about it, all with [[DissonantSerenity a bright smile on his face]].
--> '''Demon''': You might be more sick than any demon I've ever met. Fuck. You.
--> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
* In Azrael's rematch with the demon, it tells him that he's not the hero of this book, because he's not an InvincibleHero. It then suggests he goes home and plays [[Manga/DragonBallZ Dragon Ball X]]. Azrael responds by saying that he'd rather play [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil President Evil]], and goes on to list all the [[NightmareFetishist gruesome things]] about it, all with [[DissonantSerenity a bright smile on his face]].
--> '''Demon''': You might be more sick than any demon I've ever met. Fuck. You.
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** --> '''Azrael''': Wait, why do I need a god to do that?
--> '''Iceaura''': Because, Azrael, it's needed to progress the plot. I will willingly shoot you in the face if you don't oblige.
** --> '''Azrael''': Wait, why do I need a god to do that?
--> '''Iceaura''': Because, Azrael, it's needed to progress the plot. I will willingly shoot you in the face if you don't oblige.
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* Until Chapter 3, Freya is not aware of the Fourth Wall. Azrael, on the other hand, is. This leads to a few awkward moments.
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* Azrael begins trying to look cool by smirking. Freya's response?
--> '''Freya:''' Why are you smirking like that? You look like a loser pretending to be a badass.
* Azrael in general is a minor ButtMonkey in this chapter.
* Meeting Jotun Ymir.
--> '''Azrael:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis What. The Fuck. Is That?]]
--> '''Freya:''' Oh that? That's just a Jormugandr. They're assorted all over the place. Usually they only guard the Artifacts of Yggdrasil.
--> '''Azrael:''' But thank the Gods that I don't have to fight it, right? Right? ... Oh. Fuck.
--> '''Freya:''' Hey, do refrain from dropping F-bombs everywhere, OK? [[BreakingTheFourthWall Kids might be reading this.]]
--> '''Azrael:''' U-um, sorry. But what happened to this ''not'' being a story?
[[folder: Chapter 1: The Battle Begins]]
* Azrael begins trying to look cool by smirking. Freya's response?
--> '''Freya:''' Why are you smirking like that? You look like a loser pretending to be a badass.
* Azrael in general is a minor ButtMonkey in this chapter.
* Meeting Jotun Ymir.
--> '''Azrael:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis What. The Fuck. Is That?]]
--> '''Freya:''' Oh that? That's just a Jormugandr. They're assorted all over the place. Usually they only guard the Artifacts of Yggdrasil.
--> '''Azrael:''' But thank the Gods that I don't have to fight it, right? Right? ... Oh. Fuck.
--> '''Freya:''' Hey, do refrain from dropping F-bombs everywhere, OK? [[BreakingTheFourthWall Kids might be reading this.]]
--> '''Azrael:''' U-um, sorry. But what happened to this ''not'' being a story?
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* Iceaura is probably at his snarkiest during this chapter. For instance, he's the first one to point out how cheesy the scene is where Thor gives Azrael his name.
* The advert for Amazing Salt. Probably for how much of a BigLippedAlligatorMoment it is.
* --> '''Thor:''' Do you think you're up for it?
--> '''Azrael:''' Maybe... I'm not sure.
--> '''Thor:''' Perfect! Then we'll be off tomorrow.
** If anything, Thor probably set the precedent for Azazel's character.
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* Iceaura is probably at his snarkiest during this chapter. For instance, he's the first one to point out how cheesy the scene is where Thor gives Azrael his name.
* The advert for Amazing Salt. Probably for how much of a BigLippedAlligatorMoment it is.
* --> '''Thor:''' Do you think you're up for it?
--> '''Azrael:''' Maybe... I'm not sure.
--> '''Thor:''' Perfect! Then we'll be off tomorrow.
** If anything, Thor probably set the precedent for Azazel's character.
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* Really, the Disclaimer serves as a page-long EstablishingCharacterMoment for Lord Anonymous. We see that he is a major DeadpanSnarker just from reading this chapter. To quote someone in the comments "I'm already loving this book and it hasn't even started yet."
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[[folder: Prologue: The Second Cross War]]
* Iceaura snarks at the reason why it was called the 'Cross War'.
* "''Fuck'' the humans!"
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* Iceaura snarks at the reason why it was called the 'Cross War'.
* "''Fuck'' the humans!"
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--> '''Lord Anonymous''': I try to stay accurate to Norse Mythology, and so I'm keeping to the facts. I swear I will stab myself in the balls with a mouldy baseball if I get it wrong.
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--> '''Lord Anonymous''': I try to stay accurate to Norse Mythology, and so I'm keeping to the facts. [[CrossesTheLineTwice I swear I will stab myself in the balls with a mouldy baseball if I get it wrong.
wrong]].
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--> '''Lord Anonymous''': I try to stay accurate to Norse Mythology, and so I'm keeping to the facts. I swear I will stab myself in the balls with a mouldy baseball if I get it wrong.
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--> '''Lord Anonymous''':Anonymous''': Yeah, there's a lot of fucking swear words in this book. If you still want to read it, then go ahead. I'm just warning you now so that you don't sue me later for being nasty to your 5 year old kid named Charlie who reads this book and tells mummy about all the naughty words in this book.
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--> '''Lord Anonymous]]: For example, in Final Fantasy, it increases critical hit ratio. In Gun Gale Online, it's the filler stat to end all filler stats and so does jack shit.
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--> '''Lord Anonymous]]: Anonymous''': For example, in Final Fantasy, it increases critical hit ratio. In Gun Gale Online, it's the filler stat to end all filler stats and so does jack shit.
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** Threatening to sue anyone who steals his characters. You can imagine how ''dead'' his voice would sound when saying it.
** Essentially begging the reader not to be repelled by the book's HurricaneOfPuns.
** Essentially begging the reader not to be repelled by the book's HurricaneOfPuns.
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** Threatening to sue anyone who steals his characters.
** Threatening to sue anyone who steals his characters.
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* This exchange between Hel and Mani:
--> ''' Mani:''' Hey there, Helly! Have you finished thinking?
--> ''' Hel:''' Does this look like the face of someone who's finished thinking to you?
--> ''' Mani:''' No.
--> ''' Hel:''' Good. Then shut the fuck up!
(later)
--> ''' Hel:''' I spent some time thinking about your suggestion. You have a good idea. Send all our troops. We're going to destroy Valhalla.
--> ''' Mani:''' Yes, ma'am!
--> ''' Hel (pissed off, with GlowingEyesOfDoom):''' How many times have I FUCKING told you not to call me 'ma'am'?
--> ''' Mani:'''S-s-sorry mistress
* The fact that it takes a good few minutes for ''any'' of the Aesir to come up with a sensible idea to fight of Helheim just shows how screwed they are at the beginning.
** To be specific, Sif, knowing fully well that no outside forces would help them, still suggests that they call for assistance. Freya suggests they take them on themselves. Forseti suggests that they make peace, and Freyr wants to ''surrender''.
* Odin using {{Angrish}} and calling Freyr 'Fryer' when he has the dumbest idea.
* Azrael attempting to be scary when Freya accidentally pushes his BerserkButton. Freya's reaction is more confusion than fear.
--> '''Freya:''' Also, please stop doing that. You look like a damn fool when you try to be scary.
--> ''' Mani:''' Hey there, Helly! Have you finished thinking?
--> ''' Hel:''' Does this look like the face of someone who's finished thinking to you?
--> ''' Mani:''' No.
--> ''' Hel:''' Good. Then shut the fuck up!
(later)
--> ''' Hel:''' I spent some time thinking about your suggestion. You have a good idea. Send all our troops. We're going to destroy Valhalla.
--> ''' Mani:''' Yes, ma'am!
--> ''' Hel (pissed off, with GlowingEyesOfDoom):''' How many times have I FUCKING told you not to call me 'ma'am'?
--> ''' Mani:'''S-s-sorry mistress
* The fact that it takes a good few minutes for ''any'' of the Aesir to come up with a sensible idea to fight of Helheim just shows how screwed they are at the beginning.
** To be specific, Sif, knowing fully well that no outside forces would help them, still suggests that they call for assistance. Freya suggests they take them on themselves. Forseti suggests that they make peace, and Freyr wants to ''surrender''.
* Odin using {{Angrish}} and calling Freyr 'Fryer' when he has the dumbest idea.
* Azrael attempting to be scary when Freya accidentally pushes his BerserkButton. Freya's reaction is more confusion than fear.
--> '''Freya:''' Also, please stop doing that. You look like a damn fool when you try to be scary.
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* This exchange between Hel and Mani:
--> ''' Mani:''' Hey there, Helly! Have you finished thinking?
--> ''' Hel:''' DoesReally, the Disclaimer serves as a page-long EstablishingCharacterMoment for Lord Anonymous. We see that he is a major DeadpanSnarker just from reading this look like the face of someone who's finished thinking to you?
--> ''' Mani:''' No.
--> ''' Hel:''' Good. Then shut the fuck up!
(later)
--> ''' Hel:''' I spent some time thinking about your suggestion. You have a good idea. Send all our troops. We're going to destroy Valhalla.
--> ''' Mani:''' Yes, ma'am!
--> ''' Hel (pissed off, with GlowingEyesOfDoom):''' How many times have I FUCKING told you not to call me 'ma'am'?
--> ''' Mani:'''S-s-sorry mistress
* The fact that it takes a good few minutes for ''any'' of the Aesir to come up with a sensible idea to fight of Helheim just shows how screwed they are at the beginning.
** To be specific, Sif, knowing fully well that no outside forces would help them, still suggests that they call for assistance. Freya suggests they take them on themselves. Forseti suggests that they make peace, and Freyr wants to ''surrender''.
* Odin using {{Angrish}} and calling Freyr 'Fryer' when he has the dumbest idea.
* Azrael attempting to be scary when Freya accidentally pushes his BerserkButton. Freya's reaction is more confusion than fear.
--> '''Freya:''' Also, please stop doing that. You look like a damn fool when you try to be scary.chapter. Some particular gems include:
**
--> ''' Mani:''' Hey there, Helly! Have you finished thinking?
--> ''' Hel:''' Does
--> ''' Mani:''' No.
--> ''' Hel:''' Good. Then shut the fuck up!
(later)
--> ''' Hel:''' I spent some time thinking about your suggestion. You have a good idea. Send all our troops. We're going to destroy Valhalla.
--> ''' Mani:''' Yes, ma'am!
--> ''' Hel (pissed off, with GlowingEyesOfDoom):''' How many times have I FUCKING told you not to call me 'ma'am'?
--> ''' Mani:'''S-s-sorry mistress
* The fact that it takes a good few minutes for ''any'' of the Aesir to come up with a sensible idea to fight of Helheim just shows how screwed they are at the beginning.
** To be specific, Sif, knowing fully well that no outside forces would help them, still suggests that they call for assistance. Freya suggests they take them on themselves. Forseti suggests that they make peace, and Freyr wants to ''surrender''.
* Odin using {{Angrish}} and calling Freyr 'Fryer' when he has the dumbest idea.
* Azrael attempting to be scary when Freya accidentally pushes his BerserkButton. Freya's reaction is more confusion than fear.
--> '''Freya:''' Also, please stop doing that. You look like a damn fool when you try to be scary.
**
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* Azazel in general. He's HotBlooded, [[LargeHam hammy]], and ditzy, leading to a lot of humour.
** Any interactions he has with resident StraightMan Azrael.
**Whenever someone pushes their shared BeserkButton. Don't you dare call them 'small fry'.
* Before Chapter 3, any time Freya called Azrael out for breaking the fourth wall.
* Baldur, the godly {{Troll}}.
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[[folder: In General]]
* Azazel in general. He's HotBlooded, [[LargeHam hammy]], and ditzy, leading to a lot of humour.
** Any interactions he has with resident StraightMan Azrael.
**Whenever someone pushes their shared BeserkButton. Don't you dare call them 'small fry'.
* Before Chapter 3, any time Freya called Azrael out for breaking the fourth wall.
* Baldur, the godly {{Troll}}.
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[[folder: Prologue]]
*This exchange between Hel and Mani:
--> ''' Mani:''' Hey there, Helly! Have you finished thinking?
--> ''' Hel:''' Does this look like the face of someone who's finished thinking to you?
--> ''' Mani:''' No.
--> ''' Hel:''' Good. Then shut the fuck up!
(later)
--> ''' Hel:''' I spent some time thinking about your suggestion. You have a good idea. Send all our troops. We're going to destroy Valhalla.
--> ''' Mani:''' Yes, ma'am!
--> ''' Hel (pissed off, with GlowingEyesOfDoom):''' How many times have I FUCKING told you not to call me 'ma'am'?
--> ''' Mani:'''S-s-sorry mistress
*The fact that it takes a good few minutes for ''any'' of the Aesir to come up with a sensible idea to fight of Helheim just shows how screwed they are at the beginning.
** To be specific, Sif, knowing fully well that no outside forces would help them, still suggests that they call for assistance. Freya suggests they take them on themselves. Forseti suggests that they make peace, and Freyr wants to ''surrender''.
*Odin using {{Angrish}} and calling Freyr 'Fryer' when he has the dumbest idea.
*Azrael attempting to be scary when Freya accidentally pushes his BerserkButton. Freya's reaction is more confusion than fear.
--> '''Freya:''' Also, please stop doing that. You look like a damn fool when you try to be scary.
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[[folder: Prologue]]
*This exchange between Hel and Mani:
--> ''' Mani:''' Hey there, Helly! Have you finished thinking?
--> ''' Hel:''' Does this look like the face of someone who's finished thinking to you?
--> ''' Mani:''' No.
--> ''' Hel:''' Good. Then shut the fuck up!
(later)
--> ''' Hel:''' I spent some time thinking about your suggestion. You have a good idea. Send all our troops. We're going to destroy Valhalla.
--> ''' Mani:''' Yes, ma'am!
--> ''' Hel (pissed off, with GlowingEyesOfDoom):''' How many times have I FUCKING told you not to call me 'ma'am'?
--> ''' Mani:'''S-s-sorry mistress
*The fact that it takes a good few minutes for ''any'' of the Aesir to come up with a sensible idea to fight of Helheim just shows how screwed they are at the beginning.
** To be specific, Sif, knowing fully well that no outside forces would help them, still suggests that they call for assistance. Freya suggests they take them on themselves. Forseti suggests that they make peace, and Freyr wants to ''surrender''.
*Odin using {{Angrish}} and calling Freyr 'Fryer' when he has the dumbest idea.
*Azrael attempting to be scary when Freya accidentally pushes his BerserkButton. Freya's reaction is more confusion than fear.
--> '''Freya:''' Also, please stop doing that. You look like a damn fool when you try to be scary.
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