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* In chapter 2, Asuka opens the bathroom door to walk out and finds...a zombie! [[DoubleTake Oh, wait, it's not a zombie.]] It's just Misato having a hangover.
** Also in that chapter, Shinji gets so distracted when he sees Asuka that he smashes his toe against the table's leg. Fortunately, he managed to ''not'' spill the contents of the tray that he was carrying.
* Talking to Hikari:
-->Asuka waved her concern away. "It's fine, he's gone and forgotten. Tomorrow I won't even remember his name. So much for him being a 'dashing older student' like you said. He was just a selfish jerk out for a cheap feel, not anything like a real good man, like Kaji-san or S--" Asuka suddenly coughed violently and covered her mouth. ''Crap! You idiot! That was close!''\\
** Also in that chapter, Shinji gets so distracted when he sees Asuka that he smashes his toe against the table's leg. Fortunately, he managed to ''not'' spill the contents of the tray that he was carrying.
* Talking to Hikari:
-->Asuka waved her concern away. "It's fine, he's gone and forgotten. Tomorrow I won't even remember his name. So much for him being a 'dashing older student' like you said. He was just a selfish jerk out for a cheap feel, not anything like a real good man, like Kaji-san or S--" Asuka suddenly coughed violently and covered her mouth. ''Crap! You idiot! That was close!''\\
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* In chapter Chapter 2, after psyching herself up, Asuka opens the bathroom door to walk out and finds...in shambles…''[[OhCrap a zombie! zombie!]]'' [[DoubleTake Oh, wait, it's not a wait…that's no zombie.]] It's just Misato having a hangover.
**Also in that chapter, Immediately after, Shinji gets so distracted when he sees Asuka that he smashes his toe against the table's leg. Fortunately, he managed to ''not'' spill the contents of the tray that he was carrying.
*Talking Asuka talking to Hikari:
-->Asuka waved her concern away. "It's fine, he's gone and forgotten. Tomorrow I won't even remember his name. So much for him being a 'dashing older student' like you said. He was just a selfish jerk out for a cheap feel, not anything like a real good man, like Kaji-san orS--" [[OhCrap S--]]" Asuka suddenly coughed violently and covered her mouth. ''Crap! You idiot! That was close!''\\
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*
-->Asuka waved her concern away. "It's fine, he's gone and forgotten. Tomorrow I won't even remember his name. So much for him being a 'dashing older student' like you said. He was just a selfish jerk out for a cheap feel, not anything like a real good man, like Kaji-san or
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"Ssssssschelbert-san. Guy I knew in Berlin. Nice guy, very... er... tall. You don't know him,"
* In chapter 4, Shinji has just scored with Asuka, and he is so happy he is humming and dancing while he makes breakfast.
* In that same chapter, Shinji thinks no one can see him and Asuka having a civil conversation because everyone would [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness find it suspicious]].
* In chapter 4, Shinji has just scored with Asuka, and he is so happy he is humming and dancing while he makes breakfast.
* In that same chapter, Shinji thinks no one can see him and Asuka having a civil conversation because everyone would [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness find it suspicious]].
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* In chapter 4, Shinji has just scored with Asuka, and he is so happy that he is humming and dancing while he makes
* In that same chapter, Shinji thinks no one can see him and Asuka having a civil conversation because everyone would [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness find
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* In chapter 2 Asuka opens the bathroom's door and finds... A zombie! [[DoubleTake Oh, wait, it's not a zombie.]] It's Misato having a hangover.
* Also in that chapter, Shinji gets so distracted when he sees Asuka that he smashes his toe against the table's leg. Fortunately, he managed to ''not'' spill the contents of the tray that he was carrying.
* Also in that chapter, Shinji gets so distracted when he sees Asuka that he smashes his toe against the table's leg. Fortunately, he managed to ''not'' spill the contents of the tray that he was carrying.
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* In chapter 2 2, Asuka opens the bathroom's bathroom door to walk out and finds... A finds...a zombie! [[DoubleTake Oh, wait, it's not a zombie.]] It's just Misato having a hangover.
* ** Also in that chapter, Shinji gets so distracted when he sees Asuka that he smashes his toe against the table's leg. Fortunately, he managed to ''not'' spill the contents of the tray that he was carrying.
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'''Asuka''': ''"That didn't just happen and none of you remember anything. Or I will scoop out your brains and make a pie, understood?"''
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'''Asuka''': ''"That "That didn't just happen and none of you remember anything. Or ''Or I will scoop out your brains and make a pie, '''pie''', understood?"''
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'''Asuka''': ''‘Red Alert! Red Alert! Top secret information threatened! Deploying bullshit deflectors!’''
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'''Asuka''': ''‘Red ''(thinking) ‘Red Alert! Red Alert! Top secret information threatened! Deploying bullshit deflectors!’''
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''"I am not 'fucking with you', Pilot Soryu. That is Ikari-kun's job."''\\
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* After learning about concepts such like DoubleEntendre, humor and sarcasm, Rei becomes a Mistress of Trolling. In chapter 6 she starts the unleashing of her power...
** In front of a pack of girls Rei tells Kensuke that she needs his assistance with an experiment in such a way that all girls became convinced that Kensuke was some kind of stud and started to hound him.
** In front of a pack of girls Rei tells Kensuke that she needs his assistance with an experiment in such a way that all girls became convinced that Kensuke was some kind of stud and started to hound him.
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* After learning about concepts such like DoubleEntendre, humor and sarcasm, Rei becomes a Mistress of Trolling. Trolling and a ''social ninja'' (as Asuka puts it). In chapter 6 6, she starts the unleashing of her power...
** In front of a pack ofgirls girls, Rei tells Kensuke that she needs his assistance with an experiment in such a way that all girls became convinced that Kensuke was some kind of stud and started to hound him.
** In front of a pack of
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Shinji and Asuka froze. 'Oh Holy shit! Rei, what happened to keeping that secret?!' Shinji thought frantically. Touji and Hikari gaped in shock for a moment before exploding into laughter.''
* In chapter 8 Gendo requires to talk Shinji and Asuka again. [[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/posts/3805893/ A fan wondered how badly Gendo messed up this time]]: ''"Should we make a poll on how badly Gendo is going to handle the coming situation? Choices will range from 'Slight fuck-up' to 'Send Dummy Plugs against Zeruel.'"''
* In chapter 8 Gendo requires to talk Shinji and Asuka again. [[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/posts/3805893/ A fan wondered how badly Gendo messed up this time]]: ''"Should we make a poll on how badly Gendo is going to handle the coming situation? Choices will range from 'Slight fuck-up' to 'Send Dummy Plugs against Zeruel.'"''
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[[OhCrap Shinji and Asuka froze. froze.]] 'Oh Holy shit! Rei, what happened to keeping that secret?!' Shinji thought frantically. Touji and Hikari gaped in shock for a moment before exploding into laughter.''
* In chapter8 8, Gendo requires to talk summond Shinji and Asuka to his office again. [[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/posts/3805893/ A fan wondered how badly Gendo messed would mess up this time]]: ''"Should we make a poll on how badly Gendo is going to handle the coming situation? Choices will range from 'Slight fuck-up' to 'Send Dummy Plugs against Zeruel.'"''
* In chapter
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* When Shinji & Asuka are piloting Unit-03 (which has Hikari inside its Core at the moment) against Zeruel, how does Asuka discover Hikari is there and 'listening' in? When Asuka lets her mind stray to her & Shinji's secret relationship - including a rather active sex life - the link to the Eva felt like it buzzed with shock and blushing embarrassment... and then became ''eagerly inquisitive''.
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* When Shinji & Asuka are piloting Unit-03 (which has Hikari inside its Core at the moment) against Zeruel, how does Asuka discover Hikari is there and 'listening' in? When Asuka lets her mind stray to her & Shinji's secret relationship - including relationship--including a rather active sex life - the life--the link to the Eva felt like it buzzed with shock and blushing embarrassment... and then became ''eagerly inquisitive''.
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* Asuka's scheme to let Misato know they are together AND are sleeping together and they are not stopping involves ''Strip Chess'', foot massages and role-swapping (Asuka acting like the timid Shinji and Shinji acting like the aggressive Asuka). It is even more hilarious than it sounds.
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* Asuka's scheme to let Misato know they are together AND are sleeping together and they are not stopping involves a week-long "play-act" involving ''Strip Chess'', foot massages and role-swapping (Asuka acting like the timid Shinji and Shinji acting like the aggressive Asuka). It is even more hilarious than it sounds.
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--> '''Misato''': "So... does he 'berserk' in bed?"
-->'''Asuka''': "What?!"
-->'''Misato''': "You've been 'entangling your AT-Fields' for weeks. Having fun? Enjoy 'firing the Positron Cannon'?"
-->'''Asuka''':''"Misato, what the Hell happened to 'we're too young for this'?!"
-->'''Misato''': "The cat's out of the bag, we just finished the official business part, and now it's time for your big sis Misato to embarrass the Hell out of you both. I get ''my'' payback."
* Maya and Ritsuko using the MAGI change log to flirt with each other. It later develops into ''phone sex''.
-->'''Asuka''': "What?!"
-->'''Misato''': "You've been 'entangling your AT-Fields' for weeks. Having fun? Enjoy 'firing the Positron Cannon'?"
-->'''Asuka''':''"Misato, what the Hell happened to 'we're too young for this'?!"
-->'''Misato''': "The cat's out of the bag, we just finished the official business part, and now it's time for your big sis Misato to embarrass the Hell out of you both. I get ''my'' payback."
* Maya and Ritsuko using the MAGI change log to flirt with each other. It later develops into ''phone sex''.
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--> '''Misato''': "So... does he 'berserk' in bed?"
-->'''Asuka''': "What?!"
-->'''Misato''':bed?"\\
'''Asuka''': "What?!"\\
'''Misato''': "You've been 'entangling your AT-Fields' for weeks. Having fun? Enjoy 'firing the PositronCannon'?"
-->'''Asuka''':''"Misato,Cannon'?"\\
'''Asuka''': "Misato, what the Hell happened to 'we're too young forthis'?!"
-->'''Misato''':this'?!"\\
'''Misato''': "The cat's out of the bag, we just finished the official business part, and now it's time for your big sis Misato to embarrass the Hell out of you both. I get ''my'' payback."
* Maya and Ritsuko using the MAGI change log to flirt with each other. It later develops into''phone ''erotic roleplay and phone sex''.
-->'''Asuka''': "What?!"
-->'''Misato''':
'''Asuka''': "What?!"\\
'''Misato''': "You've been 'entangling your AT-Fields' for weeks. Having fun? Enjoy 'firing the Positron
-->'''Asuka''':''"Misato,
'''Asuka''': "Misato, what the Hell happened to 'we're too young for
-->'''Misato''':
'''Misato''': "The cat's out of the bag, we just finished the official business part, and now it's time for your big sis Misato to embarrass the Hell out of you both. I get ''my'' payback."
* Maya and Ritsuko using the MAGI change log to flirt with each other. It later develops into
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-->'''Rei''': You will leave now.
-->'''Kaworu''': As you wish.
-->'''Rei''': ''What was that?''
-->'''Kaworu''': I am doing as you said. Is there something wrong?
-->'''Rei''': Are you...''quoting'' at me?
-->'''Kaworu''': ...no?
-->'''Kaworu''': As you wish.
-->'''Rei''': ''What was that?''
-->'''Kaworu''': I am doing as you said. Is there something wrong?
-->'''Rei''': Are you...''quoting'' at me?
-->'''Kaworu''': ...no?
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-->'''Rei''': You will leave now.
-->'''Kaworu''':now.\\
'''Kaworu''': As youwish.
-->'''Rei''':wish.\\
'''Rei''': ''What wasthat?''
-->'''Kaworu''':that?''\\
'''Kaworu''': I am doing as you said. Is there somethingwrong?
-->'''Rei''':wrong?\\
-'''Rei''': Are you...''quoting'' atme?
-->'''Kaworu''': ...me?\\
'''Kaworu''': ...no?
-->'''Kaworu''':
'''Kaworu''': As you
-->'''Rei''':
'''Rei''': ''What was
-->'''Kaworu''':
'''Kaworu''': I am doing as you said. Is there something
-->'''Rei''':
-'''Rei''': Are you...''quoting'' at
-->'''Kaworu''': ...
'''Kaworu''': ...no?
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* Really, Rei and Kaworu's interactions in general, simply on the basis that it's ''Rei Ayanami'' of all people acting full-blown {{Tsundere}}.
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* Really, Rei and Kaworu's interactions in general, simply on the basis that it's ''Rei Ayanami'' of all people acting full-blown {{Tsundere}}.''full-blown {{Tsundere}}''.
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* Asuka's scheme to let Misato know they are together AND are sleeping together and they are not stopping involves Strip Chess, foot massages and role-swapping. It is even more hilarious than it sounds.
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* Asuka's scheme to let Misato know they are together AND are sleeping together and they are not stopping involves Strip Chess, ''Strip Chess'', foot massages and role-swapping.role-swapping (Asuka acting like the timid Shinji and Shinji acting like the aggressive Asuka). It is even more hilarious than it sounds.
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** When they finally do come clean, Misato naturally thinks they're still messing with her at first and tries to call their bluff by asking them to kiss right then and there. Cue JawDrop when they do so without hesitation.
* Gendo Ikari. Heart-broken widower. Horrible father. Manipulative bastard. And [[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/posts/4362498/ child-scarer]].
* Gendo Ikari. Heart-broken widower. Horrible father. Manipulative bastard. And [[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/posts/4362498/ child-scarer]].
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** When they finally do come clean, Misato naturally thinks they're still messing with her at first and tries to call their bluff by asking them to kiss right then and there. Cue JawDrop when they do so go through with it without hesitation.
* Gendo Ikari. Heart-broken widower. Horrible father. Manipulative bastard. And[[http://forums.''[[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/posts/4362498/ child-scarer]].child-scarer]]''.
* Gendo Ikari. Heart-broken widower. Horrible father. Manipulative bastard. And
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* Ritsuko calling Gendo "motherfucker" in chapter 8. As a commenter noted: "You would know, right Rits?"
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* Ritsuko calling Gendo a "motherfucker" in chapter Chapter 8. As a commenter noted: "You would know, right Rits?"
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* Maya's reaction at seeing Ritsuko in a swimsuit.
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* Maya's reaction at seeing Ritsuko in a swimsuit.swimsuit under her lab coat.
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-->'''Misato''': "The cat's out of the bag, we just finished the official business part, and now it's time for your big sis Misato to embarrass the Hell out of you both. I get my payback."
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-->'''Misato''': "The cat's out of the bag, we just finished the official business part, and now it's time for your big sis Misato to embarrass the Hell out of you both. I get my ''my'' payback."
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* Despite her hostile attitude, Rei's interactions with Kaworu can come across as this, especially when she quotes Film/ThePrincessBride at him.
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* Despite her hostile attitude, Rei's interactions with Kaworu can come across as this, especially when she quotes Film/ThePrincessBride ''Film/ThePrincessBride'' at him.
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** He tries doing it again later... and gets a DeathGlare for his troubles.
* Kaworu getting a RagingStiffie from Rei yelling at him.
* Kaworu getting a RagingStiffie from Rei yelling at him.
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** He tries doing it again later... and gets a DeathGlare for his troubles.
troubles. "As you...[[VerbalBackspace say.]]"
* Kaworu getting a RagingStiffie from Rei yelling athim.him, and Rei's disbelief of it.
* Kaworu getting a RagingStiffie from Rei yelling at
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---> '''Agent Nakamura''': She then proceeded to give him one of the most thorough beatings I’ve ever seen from a woman, sir. She chased him around for a while with a tree limb, yelling something about... fish. We weren’t close enough to hear everything. He managed to get her to stop hitting him after the second branch broke on his head. They exchanged some further words, and then left separately.
* Kaworu tries asking Rei to be his girlfriend because emotions help repress the call. This goes about as well as you would expect.
* Kaworu tries asking Rei to be his girlfriend because emotions help repress the call. This goes about as well as you would expect.
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---> '''Agent Nakamura''': She then proceeded to give him one of the most thorough beatings I’ve ever seen from a woman, sir. She chased him around for a while with a tree limb, yelling something about... fish.[[ItMakesSenseInContext fish]]. We weren’t close enough to hear everything. He managed to get her to stop hitting him after the second branch broke on his head. They exchanged some further words, and then left separately.
* Kaworu tries asking Rei to be his girlfriend because emotions help repress thecall.Call. This goes about as well as you would expect.
* Kaworu tries asking Rei to be his girlfriend because emotions help repress the
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-->Asuka waved her concern away. "It's fine, he's gone and forgotten. Tomorrow I won't even remember his name. So much for him being a 'dashing older student' like you said. He was just a selfish jerk out for a cheap feel, not anything like a real good man, like Kaji-san or S--" Asuka suddenly coughed violently and covered her mouth. 'Crap! You idiot! That was close!'\\
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-->Asuka waved her concern away. "It's fine, he's gone and forgotten. Tomorrow I won't even remember his name. So much for him being a 'dashing older student' like you said. He was just a selfish jerk out for a cheap feel, not anything like a real good man, like Kaji-san or S--" Asuka suddenly coughed violently and covered her mouth. 'Crap! ''Crap! You idiot! That was close!'\\close!''\\
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* In that same chapter, Shinji thinks no one can see him and Asuka having a civil conversation because then everyone would find it suspicious.
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* In that same chapter, Shinji thinks no one can see him and Asuka having a civil conversation because then everyone would [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness find it suspicious.suspicious]].
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--> A look of shock slowly dawned on Asuka's face. "Oh Gott no."\\
Shinji looked back and forth between them. "What? What is it?"\\
"Wondergirl has discovered ''boys''."
Shinji looked back and forth between them. "What? What is it?"\\
"Wondergirl has discovered ''boys''."
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* In chapter 2 Asuka opens the bathroom's door and finds... A zombie! Oh, wait, it's not a zombie. It's Misato having a hangover.
* Also in that chapter, Shinji gets so distracted when he sees Asuka that he smashes his toe against the table's leg. Fortunately he managed not spilling the contents of the tray that he was carrying.
* Also in that chapter, Shinji gets so distracted when he sees Asuka that he smashes his toe against the table's leg. Fortunately he managed not spilling the contents of the tray that he was carrying.
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* In chapter 2 Asuka opens the bathroom's door and finds... A zombie! [[DoubleTake Oh, wait, it's not a zombie. zombie.]] It's Misato having a hangover.
* Also in that chapter, Shinji gets so distracted when he sees Asuka that he smashes his toe against the table's leg.Fortunately Fortunately, he managed not spilling to ''not'' spill the contents of the tray that he was carrying.
* Also in that chapter, Shinji gets so distracted when he sees Asuka that he smashes his toe against the table's leg.
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* In chapter 4 Shinji has just scored with Asuka, and he is so happy he is humming and dancing while he makes breakfast.
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* In chapter 4 4, Shinji has just scored with Asuka, and he is so happy he is humming and dancing while he makes breakfast.
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* Rei asks Asuka if she cares for Shinji... prompting this reaction:
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* Rei asks Asuka if she cares for Shinji... prompting this ''this'' reaction:
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* In chapter 5... Rei discovers boys. May God protect us.
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* In chapter 5... Rei 5, to Asuka's horror... ''Rei discovers boys. boys''. May God protect us.us all.
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* Also in chapter 5 deduces her friends are in a SecretRelationship. Hurt, she wonders why they are keeping it from her, since they should know she is good at keeping secrets... and then she realizes if they knew she was keeping secrets then she would not be good at keeping them.
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* Also in chapter 5 5: Rei deduces her friends are in a SecretRelationship. Hurt, she wonders why they are keeping it from her, since they should know she is good at keeping secrets... and then she realizes if they knew she was keeping secrets then she would not be good at keeping them.
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** Meta example from the same chapter. When Rei falls unconscious from [[spoiler:her clones being destroyed,]] Shinji and Kawrou ride with her to Geofront. Kawrou looks as if he wants to hold Rei's hand on the way, and Shinji tries to assure him that she wouldn't mind. As one commenter put it:
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** Meta example from the same chapter. When Rei falls unconscious from [[spoiler:her her clones being destroyed,]] destroyed, Shinji and Kawrou ride with her to Geofront. Kawrou looks as if he wants to hold Rei's hand on the way, and Shinji tries to assure him that she wouldn't mind. As one commenter put it:
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* Asuka's reaction to [[spoiler: learning that in multiple alternate timelines, Shinji and Kaworu are a couple]].
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* Asuka's reaction to [[spoiler: learning that in multiple alternate timelines, Shinji and Kaworu are a couple]].couple.
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---> '''Agent Nakamura''': “She then proceeded to give him one of the most thorough beatings I’ve ever seen from a woman, sir. She chased him around for a while with a tree limb, yelling something about... fish. We weren’t close enough to hear everything. He managed to get her to stop hitting him after the second branch broke on his head. They exchanged some further words, and then left separately.”
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---> '''Agent Nakamura''': “She She then proceeded to give him one of the most thorough beatings I’ve ever seen from a woman, sir. She chased him around for a while with a tree limb, yelling something about... fish. We weren’t close enough to hear everything. He managed to get her to stop hitting him after the second branch broke on his head. They exchanged some further words, and then left separately.”
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--->'''Shinji''': "Ok, so what's our first plan?"
--->'''Asuka''': "Strip chess."
--->'''Shinji''': "[[FlatWhat What.]]"
--->'''Asuka''': "Strip chess. And you're going to lose."
--->'''Asuka''': "Strip chess."
--->'''Shinji''': "[[FlatWhat What.]]"
--->'''Asuka''': "Strip chess. And you're going to lose."
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--->'''Shinji''': "Ok, so what's our first plan?"
--->'''Asuka''':plan?"\\
'''Asuka''': "Strip chess."
--->'''Shinji''':"\\
'''Shinji''': "[[FlatWhat What.]]"
--->'''Asuka''':]]"\\
'''Asuka''': "Strip chess. And you're going to lose."
--->'''Asuka''':
'''Asuka''': "Strip chess.
--->'''Shinji''':
'''Shinji''': "[[FlatWhat What.
--->'''Asuka''':
'''Asuka''': "Strip chess. And you're going to lose."
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** And then the next chapter opens with this:
---> '''Agent Nakamura''': “She then proceeded to give him one of the most thorough beatings I’ve ever seen from a woman, sir. She chased him around for a while with a tree limb, yelling something about... fish. We weren’t close enough to hear everything. He managed to get her to stop hitting him after the second branch broke on his head. They exchanged some further words, and then left separately.”
---> '''Agent Nakamura''': “She then proceeded to give him one of the most thorough beatings I’ve ever seen from a woman, sir. She chased him around for a while with a tree limb, yelling something about... fish. We weren’t close enough to hear everything. He managed to get her to stop hitting him after the second branch broke on his head. They exchanged some further words, and then left separately.”
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--->'''Shinji''': Ok, so what's our first plan?
--->'''Asuka''': Strip chess.
--->'''Shinji''': [FlatWhat What.]
--->'''Asuka''': Strip chess. And you're going to lose.
--->'''Asuka''': Strip chess.
--->'''Shinji''': [FlatWhat What.]
--->'''Asuka''': Strip chess. And you're going to lose.
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--->'''Shinji''': Ok, "Ok, so what's our first plan?
plan?"
--->'''Asuka''':Strip chess.
"Strip chess."
--->'''Shinji''':[FlatWhat "[[FlatWhat What.]
]]"
--->'''Asuka''':Strip "Strip chess. And you're going to lose."
--->'''Asuka''':
--->'''Shinji''':
--->'''Asuka''':
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** Hell, even before ThePlan is put into action, we have this gem:
--->'''Shinji''': Ok, so what's our first plan?
--->'''Asuka''': Strip chess.
--->'''Shinji''': [FlatWhat What.]
--->'''Asuka''': Strip chess. And you're going to lose.
** When they finally do come clean, Misato naturally thinks they're still messing with her at first and tries to call their bluff by asking them to kiss right then and there. Cue JawDrop when they do so without hesitation.
--->'''Shinji''': Ok, so what's our first plan?
--->'''Asuka''': Strip chess.
--->'''Shinji''': [FlatWhat What.]
--->'''Asuka''': Strip chess. And you're going to lose.
** When they finally do come clean, Misato naturally thinks they're still messing with her at first and tries to call their bluff by asking them to kiss right then and there. Cue JawDrop when they do so without hesitation.
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* Really, Rei and Kaworu's interactions in general, simply on the basis that it's ''Rei Ayanami'' of all people acting full-blown {{Tsundere}}.
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* Asuka's reaction to [[spoiler: learning that in multiple alternate timelines, Shinji and Kaworu are a couple]].
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** Meta example from the same chapter. When Rei falls unconscious from [[spoiler:her clones being destroyed,]] Shinji and Kawrou ride with her to Geofront. Kawrou looks as if he wants to hold Rei's hand on the way, and Shinji tries to assure him that she wouldn't mind. As one commenter put it:
--> ''"Well, it's a step up from how Shinji usually [[ADateWithRosiePalms treats]] [[DudeShesLikeInAComa comatose girls]] (I'll see myself out...)"''
--> ''"Well, it's a step up from how Shinji usually [[ADateWithRosiePalms treats]] [[DudeShesLikeInAComa comatose girls]] (I'll see myself out...)"''
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-->'''Tanaka''':''"Is... is she talking about-"''\\
'''Asuka''' (shouting and blushing):''"NO,"''\\
'''Tanaka''':''"Um...right. Nothing improper! Perish the thought! Ikari-kun is a perfectly responsible young man! He'd never do anything indecent with you!"''\\
'''Asuka''' (bristling):''"What do you mean he wouldn't do anything with me?! I'm the most beautiful girl he knows! He'd do anything he could with me, all night long, and beg for more!"''\\
The only sound in their corner of the schoolyard was the gentle click of Rei's chopsticks against the bottom of her bento and the 'caw, caw' of a lone crow passing overhead. Shinji buried his face in his hands.\\
'''Asuka''':''"That didn't just happen and none of you remember anything. Or I will scoop out your brains and make a pie, understood?"''
'''Asuka''' (shouting and blushing):''"NO,"''\\
'''Tanaka''':''"Um...right. Nothing improper! Perish the thought! Ikari-kun is a perfectly responsible young man! He'd never do anything indecent with you!"''\\
'''Asuka''' (bristling):''"What do you mean he wouldn't do anything with me?! I'm the most beautiful girl he knows! He'd do anything he could with me, all night long, and beg for more!"''\\
The only sound in their corner of the schoolyard was the gentle click of Rei's chopsticks against the bottom of her bento and the 'caw, caw' of a lone crow passing overhead. Shinji buried his face in his hands.\\
'''Asuka''':''"That didn't just happen and none of you remember anything. Or I will scoop out your brains and make a pie, understood?"''
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'''Tanaka''': ''"Um...right. Nothing improper! Perish the thought! Ikari-kun is a perfectly responsible young man! He'd never do anything indecent with you!"''\\
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** And the best part? That last option is what Gendo ''actually did.''
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-->[[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/shinji-holding-a-mug Shinji’s glare looked like it needed a hot cup of coffee in his hand, to stare at the offender hard over.]]
-->[[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/shinji-holding-a-mug Shinji’s glare looked like it needed a hot cup of coffee in his hand, to stare at the offender hard over.]]
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* In chapter 2 Asuka opens the bathroom's door and finds... A zombie! Oh, wait, it is not a zombie. It is Misato having a hangover.
* Also in that chapter, Shinji gets so distracted when he sees Asuka that he smashes his toe against the table's leg. Fortunately he managed not spilling the contents of the tray that he was carrying.
* Talking to Hikari:
-->Asuka waved her concern away. "It's fine, he's gone and forgotten. Tomorrow I won't even remember his name. So much for him being a 'dashing older student' like you said. He was just a selfish jerk out for a cheap feel, not anything like a real good man, like Kaji-san or S--" Asuka suddenly coughed violently and covered her mouth. 'Crap! You idiot! That was close!'\\
"Or who?" Hikari asked.\\
"Ssssssschelbert-san. Guy I knew in Berlin. Nice guy, very... er... tall. You don't know him,"
* In chapter 4 Shinji has just scored with Asuka, and he is so happy he is humming and dancing while he makes breakfast.
* In that same chapter, Shinji thinks no one can see him and Asuka having a civil conversation because then everyone would find it suspicious.
* Also in chapter 4, [[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/posts/2203895/ Rei has a very peculiar way]] to describe old battles and joint trainings:
-->His account of what happened after the battle against the Fifth: ''"Since after the Fifth Angel, when he forced open my armor with his blade and burst into my Entry Plug. No one else had ever gotten to my core with such need. He was urgent and forceful. It... made me smile." The faintest hints of such an expression appeared on Rei's lips. "I would like to do it again. Maybe more than once."''
* And then we have the next exchange:
-->'''Tanaka''':''"Is... is she talking about-"''\\
'''Asuka'''(shouting and blushing):''"NO,"''\\
'''Tanaka''':''"Um...right. Nothing improper! Perish the thought! Ikari-kun is a perfectly responsible young man! He'd never do anything indecent with you!"''\\
'''Asuka'''(bristling):''"What do you mean he wouldn't do anything with me?! I'm the most beautiful girl he knows! He'd do anything he could with me, all night long, and beg for more!"''\\
The only sound in their corner of the schoolyard was the gentle click of Rei's chopsticks against the bottom of her bento and the 'caw, caw' of a lone crow passing overhead. Shinji buried his face in his hands.\\
'''Asuka''':''"That didn't just happen and none of you remember anything. Or I will scoop out your brains and make a pie, understood?"''
* Rei asks Asuka if she cares for Shinji... prompting this reaction:
-->'''Rei''':''“You care about Ikari-kun?”''\\
'''Asuka''':''‘Red Alert! Red Alert! Top secret information threatened! Deploying bullshit deflectors!’''
* In chapter 5... Rei discovers boys. May God protect us.
* Shinji and Asuka actually schedule their fights and arguments so nobody suspects anything.
* Also in chapter 5 deduces her friends are in a SecretRelationship. Hurt, she wonders why they are keeping it from her, since they should know she is good at keeping secrets... and then she realizes if they knew she was keeping secrets then she would not be good at keeping them.
-->''Rei settled back into her seat. Her friends were... keeping secrets. Secrets that they feared would result in loss if exposed. She felt slightly hurt that they had not confided in her. Was she not their friend too? A fellow Pilot? Did they not have bonds of shared danger and experience? She understood from her reading that such bonds were supposed to be very strong. Did they fear she would tell? Were they unaware of how good she was at keeping secrets?\\
'Of course they are unaware. If they were aware of how well I kept secrets, they would know them, thus disproving the assertation,' Rei thought with more amusement than she was even capable of a few weeks ago.''
* [[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/advice-and-trust-nge.8768/page-40#post-2351274 Chapter 5]] gave us this gem of an exchange:
-->''"Envious?! Are you fucking with me, Wondergirl?"''\\
''"I am not 'fucking with you', Pilot Soryu. That is Ikari-kun's job."''\\
''The distant cry of an ice cream salesman was the only sound in their small side street for a long minute.''
* After learning about concepts such like DoubleEntendre, humor and sarcasm, Rei becomes a Mistress of Trolling. In chapter 6 she starts the unleashing of her power...
** In front of a pack of girls Rei tells Kensuke that she needs his assistance with an experiment in such a way that all girls became convinced that Kensuke was some kind of stud and started to hound him.
** Shortly after Rei says Shinji and Asuka are having sex in front of Toji and Hikari... and both teenagers think she is joking:
-->''Asuka rolled her eyes at him. "You're our friends and need our support right now, and this is serious NERV business. Shinji and I are more than mature enough to stop fussing and focus when it's important."\\
Behind them, Rei quietly said, "Mature? As soon as no one's looking they're constantly making out, really. They're like bonobos on Spring Break. Nothing but 'whumpa, whumpa, whumpa' all the time." There was no change in her usual perfectly deadpan tone.\\
Shinji and Asuka froze. 'Oh Holy shit! Rei, what happened to keeping that secret?!' Shinji thought frantically. Touji and Hikari gaped in shock for a moment before exploding into laughter.''
* In chapter 8 Gendo requires to talk Shinji and Asuka again. [[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/posts/3805893/ A fan wondered how badly Gendo messed up this time]]: ''"Should we make a poll on how badly Gendo is going to handle the coming situation? Choices will range from 'Slight fuck-up' to 'Send Dummy Plugs against Zeruel.'"''
* This is how Asuka thinks of Gendo's office and Gendo himself:
-->'''I'm getting pretty tired of this creepy damn office and it's creepy damn inhabitant,' Asuka thought to herself as they were frogmarched in by the severely taciturn Section 2 goons that had picked them up. 'Kabbalistic diagrams in the floor and ceiling, overuse of black and red in the decor, making us stand 40m from his fricking desk... is the world's most powerful emo goth wannabe afraid we'll give him cooties if we stand too close, or just notice that his desk is covered in bad poetry and porn?' ''
* When Shinji & Asuka are piloting Unit-03 (which has Hikari inside its Core at the moment) against Zeruel, how does Asuka discover Hikari is there and 'listening' in? When Asuka lets her mind stray to her & Shinji's secret relationship - including a rather active sex life - the link to the Eva felt like it buzzed with shock and blushing embarrassment... and then became ''eagerly inquisitive''.
** And just before they put their insane plan into action, Asuka says "[[MemeticMutation Now shut up and get in the giant robot, Shinji]]."
* Asuka's scheme to let Misato know they are together AND are sleeping together and they are not stopping involves Strip Chess, foot massages and role-swapping. It is even more hilarious than it sounds.
* Gendo Ikari. Heart-broken widower. Horrible father. Manipulative bastard. And [[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/posts/4362498/ child-scarer]].
-->'''Gendo''':''"I'm going to go question the Fourth Child again. She has to know something more than she's said."''\\
'''Fuyutsuki''':''"Is that wise, Ikari? [...] You managed to terrify the poor girl into silence in just 15 minutes last time."''
* Ritsuko calling Gendo "motherfucker" in chapter 8. As a commenter noted: "You would know, right Rits?"
* Maya interrupting Ritsuko and Rei's heart-to-heart:
-->'''Maya''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Akagi-sempai, I've got your panties!"]]
* Maya's reaction at seeing Ritsuko in a swimsuit.
* Shinji's sheer incredulity at the fact that Rei is ''visibly'' pissed.
--> ''I am not seeing this, because it is impossible. Rei does not get angry and stomp around. I must be mistaken.''
** And later, at the fact that she slapped Kaworu.
--> ''Nope. I must be wrong. Rei did not drag the new transfer student off somewhere and slap him. Not our Rei. That… can’t be it.''
* Shinji and Asuka's inability to process the fact that Kensuke has two girlfriends, and it was ''the girls' idea''.
* After telling Shinji and Asuka that they can continue sleeping together as long as they don't have sex until Asuka turns 15... Misato instantly beelines probing up the details about their sex life.
--> '''Misato''': "So... does he 'berserk' in bed?"
-->'''Asuka''': "What?!"
-->'''Misato''': "You've been 'entangling your AT-Fields' for weeks. Having fun? Enjoy 'firing the Positron Cannon'?"
-->'''Asuka''':''"Misato, what the Hell happened to 'we're too young for this'?!"
-->'''Misato''': "The cat's out of the bag, we just finished the official business part, and now it's time for your big sis Misato to embarrass the Hell out of you both. I get my payback."
* Maya and Ritsuko using the MAGI change log to flirt with each other. It later develops into ''phone sex''.
* Despite her hostile attitude, Rei's interactions with Kaworu can come across as this, especially when she quotes Film/ThePrincessBride at him.
-->'''Rei''': Good evening, Nagisa. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
** It gets even funnier when Kaworu turns the tables on her in the same manner.
-->'''Rei''': You will leave now.
-->'''Kaworu''': As you wish.
-->'''Rei''': ''What was that?''
-->'''Kaworu''': I am doing as you said. Is there something wrong?
-->'''Rei''': Are you...''quoting'' at me?
-->'''Kaworu''': ...no?
** He tries doing it again later... and gets a DeathGlare for his troubles.
* Kaworu getting a RagingStiffie from Rei yelling at him.
-->'''Rei''': “I have slapped you, yelled at you, and I threaten to kill you in practically every conversation we have ever had, and this ''turns you on''?”
* Kaworu tries asking Rei to be his girlfriend because emotions help repress the call. This goes about as well as you would expect.
* During a conversation with Hikari and Kaworu, Rei uses a sheet of paper to give the latter guidance and warnings.
--> STOP FLIRTING WITH HER. SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND AND I WILL DESTROY YOU IF YOU MAKE TROUBLE. AND 'LILIM'? YOU STUPID FISH!
** As the conversation continues, she underlines different parts of it for emphasis. By the end, the last part has been underlined ''three times''.
* Rei and Hikari discussing birthday presents:
-->'''Rei:''' I am giving Asuka some lip gloss tomorrow.\\
'''Hikari:''' Your best friend, and all you're getting her for her birthday is a tube of lip gloss?\\
'''Rei:''' [[LesYay ...tube]]?
* In a more meta example, Strypgia was so intent to make sure that the Asuka Birthday segment went out on the [[NumberOfTheBeast 666th page]] of the Sufficient Velocity thread that he locked it on that page until he finished writing.
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* In chapter 2 Asuka opens the bathroom's door and finds... A zombie! Oh, wait, it is not a zombie. It is Misato having a hangover.
* Also in that chapter, Shinji gets so distracted when he sees Asuka that he smashes his toe against the table's leg. Fortunately he managed not spilling the contents of the tray that he was carrying.
* Talking to Hikari:
-->Asuka waved her concern away. "It's fine, he's gone and forgotten. Tomorrow I won't even remember his name. So much for him being a 'dashing older student' like you said. He was just a selfish jerk out for a cheap feel, not anything like a real good man, like Kaji-san or S--" Asuka suddenly coughed violently and covered her mouth. 'Crap! You idiot! That was close!'\\
"Or who?" Hikari asked.\\
"Ssssssschelbert-san. Guy I knew in Berlin. Nice guy, very... er... tall. You don't know him,"
* In chapter 4 Shinji has just scored with Asuka, and he is so happy he is humming and dancing while he makes breakfast.
* In that same chapter, Shinji thinks no one can see him and Asuka having a civil conversation because then everyone would find it suspicious.
* Also in chapter 4, [[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/posts/2203895/ Rei has a very peculiar way]] to describe old battles and joint trainings:
-->His account of what happened after the battle against the Fifth: ''"Since after the Fifth Angel, when he forced open my armor with his blade and burst into my Entry Plug. No one else had ever gotten to my core with such need. He was urgent and forceful. It... made me smile." The faintest hints of such an expression appeared on Rei's lips. "I would like to do it again. Maybe more than once."''
* And then we have the next exchange:
-->'''Tanaka''':''"Is... is she talking about-"''\\
'''Asuka'''(shouting and blushing):''"NO,"''\\
'''Tanaka''':''"Um...right. Nothing improper! Perish the thought! Ikari-kun is a perfectly responsible young man! He'd never do anything indecent with you!"''\\
'''Asuka'''(bristling):''"What do you mean he wouldn't do anything with me?! I'm the most beautiful girl he knows! He'd do anything he could with me, all night long, and beg for more!"''\\
The only sound in their corner of the schoolyard was the gentle click of Rei's chopsticks against the bottom of her bento and the 'caw, caw' of a lone crow passing overhead. Shinji buried his face in his hands.\\
'''Asuka''':''"That didn't just happen and none of you remember anything. Or I will scoop out your brains and make a pie, understood?"''
* Rei asks Asuka if she cares for Shinji... prompting this reaction:
-->'''Rei''':''“You care about Ikari-kun?”''\\
'''Asuka''':''‘Red Alert! Red Alert! Top secret information threatened! Deploying bullshit deflectors!’''
* In chapter 5... Rei discovers boys. May God protect us.
* Shinji and Asuka actually schedule their fights and arguments so nobody suspects anything.
* Also in chapter 5 deduces her friends are in a SecretRelationship. Hurt, she wonders why they are keeping it from her, since they should know she is good at keeping secrets... and then she realizes if they knew she was keeping secrets then she would not be good at keeping them.
-->''Rei settled back into her seat. Her friends were... keeping secrets. Secrets that they feared would result in loss if exposed. She felt slightly hurt that they had not confided in her. Was she not their friend too? A fellow Pilot? Did they not have bonds of shared danger and experience? She understood from her reading that such bonds were supposed to be very strong. Did they fear she would tell? Were they unaware of how good she was at keeping secrets?\\
'Of course they are unaware. If they were aware of how well I kept secrets, they would know them, thus disproving the assertation,' Rei thought with more amusement than she was even capable of a few weeks ago.''
* [[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/advice-and-trust-nge.8768/page-40#post-2351274 Chapter 5]] gave us this gem of an exchange:
-->''"Envious?! Are you fucking with me, Wondergirl?"''\\
''"I am not 'fucking with you', Pilot Soryu. That is Ikari-kun's job."''\\
''The distant cry of an ice cream salesman was the only sound in their small side street for a long minute.''
* After learning about concepts such like DoubleEntendre, humor and sarcasm, Rei becomes a Mistress of Trolling. In chapter 6 she starts the unleashing of her power...
** In front of a pack of girls Rei tells Kensuke that she needs his assistance with an experiment in such a way that all girls became convinced that Kensuke was some kind of stud and started to hound him.
** Shortly after Rei says Shinji and Asuka are having sex in front of Toji and Hikari... and both teenagers think she is joking:
-->''Asuka rolled her eyes at him. "You're our friends and need our support right now, and this is serious NERV business. Shinji and I are more than mature enough to stop fussing and focus when it's important."\\
Behind them, Rei quietly said, "Mature? As soon as no one's looking they're constantly making out, really. They're like bonobos on Spring Break. Nothing but 'whumpa, whumpa, whumpa' all the time." There was no change in her usual perfectly deadpan tone.\\
Shinji and Asuka froze. 'Oh Holy shit! Rei, what happened to keeping that secret?!' Shinji thought frantically. Touji and Hikari gaped in shock for a moment before exploding into laughter.''
* In chapter 8 Gendo requires to talk Shinji and Asuka again. [[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/posts/3805893/ A fan wondered how badly Gendo messed up this time]]: ''"Should we make a poll on how badly Gendo is going to handle the coming situation? Choices will range from 'Slight fuck-up' to 'Send Dummy Plugs against Zeruel.'"''
* This is how Asuka thinks of Gendo's office and Gendo himself:
-->'''I'm getting pretty tired of this creepy damn office and it's creepy damn inhabitant,' Asuka thought to herself as they were frogmarched in by the severely taciturn Section 2 goons that had picked them up. 'Kabbalistic diagrams in the floor and ceiling, overuse of black and red in the decor, making us stand 40m from his fricking desk... is the world's most powerful emo goth wannabe afraid we'll give him cooties if we stand too close, or just notice that his desk is covered in bad poetry and porn?' ''
* When Shinji & Asuka are piloting Unit-03 (which has Hikari inside its Core at the moment) against Zeruel, how does Asuka discover Hikari is there and 'listening' in? When Asuka lets her mind stray to her & Shinji's secret relationship - including a rather active sex life - the link to the Eva felt like it buzzed with shock and blushing embarrassment... and then became ''eagerly inquisitive''.
** And just before they put their insane plan into action, Asuka says "[[MemeticMutation Now shut up and get in the giant robot, Shinji]]."
* Asuka's scheme to let Misato know they are together AND are sleeping together and they are not stopping involves Strip Chess, foot massages and role-swapping. It is even more hilarious than it sounds.
* Gendo Ikari. Heart-broken widower. Horrible father. Manipulative bastard. And [[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/posts/4362498/ child-scarer]].
-->'''Gendo''':''"I'm going to go question the Fourth Child again. She has to know something more than she's said."''\\
'''Fuyutsuki''':''"Is that wise, Ikari? [...] You managed to terrify the poor girl into silence in just 15 minutes last time."''
* Ritsuko calling Gendo "motherfucker" in chapter 8. As a commenter noted: "You would know, right Rits?"
* Maya interrupting Ritsuko and Rei's heart-to-heart:
-->'''Maya''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Akagi-sempai, I've got your panties!"]]
* Maya's reaction at seeing Ritsuko in a swimsuit.
* Shinji's sheer incredulity at the fact that Rei is ''visibly'' pissed.
--> ''I am not seeing this, because it is impossible. Rei does not get angry and stomp around. I must be mistaken.''
** And later, at the fact that she slapped Kaworu.
--> ''Nope. I must be wrong. Rei did not drag the new transfer student off somewhere and slap him. Not our Rei. That… can’t be it.''
* Shinji and Asuka's inability to process the fact that Kensuke has two girlfriends, and it was ''the girls' idea''.
* After telling Shinji and Asuka that they can continue sleeping together as long as they don't have sex until Asuka turns 15... Misato instantly beelines probing up the details about their sex life.
--> '''Misato''': "So... does he 'berserk' in bed?"
-->'''Asuka''': "What?!"
-->'''Misato''': "You've been 'entangling your AT-Fields' for weeks. Having fun? Enjoy 'firing the Positron Cannon'?"
-->'''Asuka''':''"Misato, what the Hell happened to 'we're too young for this'?!"
-->'''Misato''': "The cat's out of the bag, we just finished the official business part, and now it's time for your big sis Misato to embarrass the Hell out of you both. I get my payback."
* Maya and Ritsuko using the MAGI change log to flirt with each other. It later develops into ''phone sex''.
* Despite her hostile attitude, Rei's interactions with Kaworu can come across as this, especially when she quotes Film/ThePrincessBride at him.
-->'''Rei''': Good evening, Nagisa. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
** It gets even funnier when Kaworu turns the tables on her in the same manner.
-->'''Rei''': You will leave now.
-->'''Kaworu''': As you wish.
-->'''Rei''': ''What was that?''
-->'''Kaworu''': I am doing as you said. Is there something wrong?
-->'''Rei''': Are you...''quoting'' at me?
-->'''Kaworu''': ...no?
** He tries doing it again later... and gets a DeathGlare for his troubles.
* Kaworu getting a RagingStiffie from Rei yelling at him.
-->'''Rei''': “I have slapped you, yelled at you, and I threaten to kill you in practically every conversation we have ever had, and this ''turns you on''?”
* Kaworu tries asking Rei to be his girlfriend because emotions help repress the call. This goes about as well as you would expect.
* During a conversation with Hikari and Kaworu, Rei uses a sheet of paper to give the latter guidance and warnings.
--> STOP FLIRTING WITH HER. SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND AND I WILL DESTROY YOU IF YOU MAKE TROUBLE. AND 'LILIM'? YOU STUPID FISH!
** As the conversation continues, she underlines different parts of it for emphasis. By the end, the last part has been underlined ''three times''.
* Rei and Hikari discussing birthday presents:
-->'''Rei:''' I am giving Asuka some lip gloss tomorrow.\\
'''Hikari:''' Your best friend, and all you're getting her for her birthday is a tube of lip gloss?\\
'''Rei:''' [[LesYay ...tube]]?
* In a more meta example, Strypgia was so intent to make sure that the Asuka Birthday segment went out on the [[NumberOfTheBeast 666th page]] of the Sufficient Velocity thread that he locked it on that page until he finished writing.
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* In chapter 2 Asuka opens the bathroom's door and finds... A zombie! Oh, wait, it is not a zombie. It is Misato having a hangover.
* Also in that chapter, Shinji gets so distracted when he sees Asuka that he smashes his toe against the table's leg. Fortunately he managed not spilling the contents of the tray that he was carrying.
* Talking to Hikari:
-->Asuka waved her concern away. "It's fine, he's gone and forgotten. Tomorrow I won't even remember his name. So much for him being a 'dashing older student' like you said. He was just a selfish jerk out for a cheap feel, not anything like a real good man, like Kaji-san or S--" Asuka suddenly coughed violently and covered her mouth. 'Crap! You idiot! That was close!'\\
"Or who?" Hikari asked.\\
"Ssssssschelbert-san. Guy I knew in Berlin. Nice guy, very... er... tall. You don't know him,"
* In chapter 4 Shinji has just scored with Asuka, and he is so happy he is humming and dancing while he makes breakfast.
* In that same chapter, Shinji thinks no one can see him and Asuka having a civil conversation because then everyone would find it suspicious.
* Also in chapter 4, [[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/posts/2203895/ Rei has a very peculiar way]] to describe old battles and joint trainings:
-->His account of what happened after the battle against the Fifth: ''"Since after the Fifth Angel, when he forced open my armor with his blade and burst into my Entry Plug. No one else had ever gotten to my core with such need. He was urgent and forceful. It... made me smile." The faintest hints of such an expression appeared on Rei's lips. "I would like to do it again. Maybe more than once."''
* And then we have the next exchange:
-->'''Tanaka''':''"Is... is she talking about-"''\\
'''Asuka'''(shouting and blushing):''"NO,"''\\
'''Tanaka''':''"Um...right. Nothing improper! Perish the thought! Ikari-kun is a perfectly responsible young man! He'd never do anything indecent with you!"''\\
'''Asuka'''(bristling):''"What do you mean he wouldn't do anything with me?! I'm the most beautiful girl he knows! He'd do anything he could with me, all night long, and beg for more!"''\\
The only sound in their corner of the schoolyard was the gentle click of Rei's chopsticks against the bottom of her bento and the 'caw, caw' of a lone crow passing overhead. Shinji buried his face in his hands.\\
'''Asuka''':''"That didn't just happen and none of you remember anything. Or I will scoop out your brains and make a pie, understood?"''
* Rei asks Asuka if she cares for Shinji... prompting this reaction:
-->'''Rei''':''“You care about Ikari-kun?”''\\
'''Asuka''':''‘Red Alert! Red Alert! Top secret information threatened! Deploying bullshit deflectors!’''
* In chapter 5... Rei discovers boys. May God protect us.
* Shinji and Asuka actually schedule their fights and arguments so nobody suspects anything.
* Also in chapter 5 deduces her friends are in a SecretRelationship. Hurt, she wonders why they are keeping it from her, since they should know she is good at keeping secrets... and then she realizes if they knew she was keeping secrets then she would not be good at keeping them.
-->''Rei settled back into her seat. Her friends were... keeping secrets. Secrets that they feared would result in loss if exposed. She felt slightly hurt that they had not confided in her. Was she not their friend too? A fellow Pilot? Did they not have bonds of shared danger and experience? She understood from her reading that such bonds were supposed to be very strong. Did they fear she would tell? Were they unaware of how good she was at keeping secrets?\\
'Of course they are unaware. If they were aware of how well I kept secrets, they would know them, thus disproving the assertation,' Rei thought with more amusement than she was even capable of a few weeks ago.''
* [[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/advice-and-trust-nge.8768/page-40#post-2351274 Chapter 5]] gave us this gem of an exchange:
-->''"Envious?! Are you fucking with me, Wondergirl?"''\\
''"I am not 'fucking with you', Pilot Soryu. That is Ikari-kun's job."''\\
''The distant cry of an ice cream salesman was the only sound in their small side street for a long minute.''
* After learning about concepts such like DoubleEntendre, humor and sarcasm, Rei becomes a Mistress of Trolling. In chapter 6 she starts the unleashing of her power...
** In front of a pack of girls Rei tells Kensuke that she needs his assistance with an experiment in such a way that all girls became convinced that Kensuke was some kind of stud and started to hound him.
** Shortly after Rei says Shinji and Asuka are having sex in front of Toji and Hikari... and both teenagers think she is joking:
-->''Asuka rolled her eyes at him. "You're our friends and need our support right now, and this is serious NERV business. Shinji and I are more than mature enough to stop fussing and focus when it's important."\\
Behind them, Rei quietly said, "Mature? As soon as no one's looking they're constantly making out, really. They're like bonobos on Spring Break. Nothing but 'whumpa, whumpa, whumpa' all the time." There was no change in her usual perfectly deadpan tone.\\
Shinji and Asuka froze. 'Oh Holy shit! Rei, what happened to keeping that secret?!' Shinji thought frantically. Touji and Hikari gaped in shock for a moment before exploding into laughter.''
* In chapter 8 Gendo requires to talk Shinji and Asuka again. [[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/posts/3805893/ A fan wondered how badly Gendo messed up this time]]: ''"Should we make a poll on how badly Gendo is going to handle the coming situation? Choices will range from 'Slight fuck-up' to 'Send Dummy Plugs against Zeruel.'"''
* This is how Asuka thinks of Gendo's office and Gendo himself:
-->'''I'm getting pretty tired of this creepy damn office and it's creepy damn inhabitant,' Asuka thought to herself as they were frogmarched in by the severely taciturn Section 2 goons that had picked them up. 'Kabbalistic diagrams in the floor and ceiling, overuse of black and red in the decor, making us stand 40m from his fricking desk... is the world's most powerful emo goth wannabe afraid we'll give him cooties if we stand too close, or just notice that his desk is covered in bad poetry and porn?' ''
* When Shinji & Asuka are piloting Unit-03 (which has Hikari inside its Core at the moment) against Zeruel, how does Asuka discover Hikari is there and 'listening' in? When Asuka lets her mind stray to her & Shinji's secret relationship - including a rather active sex life - the link to the Eva felt like it buzzed with shock and blushing embarrassment... and then became ''eagerly inquisitive''.
** And just before they put their insane plan into action, Asuka says "[[MemeticMutation Now shut up and get in the giant robot, Shinji]]."
* Asuka's scheme to let Misato know they are together AND are sleeping together and they are not stopping involves Strip Chess, foot massages and role-swapping. It is even more hilarious than it sounds.
* Gendo Ikari. Heart-broken widower. Horrible father. Manipulative bastard. And [[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/posts/4362498/ child-scarer]].
-->'''Gendo''':''"I'm going to go question the Fourth Child again. She has to know something more than she's said."''\\
'''Fuyutsuki''':''"Is that wise, Ikari? [...] You managed to terrify the poor girl into silence in just 15 minutes last time."''
* Ritsuko calling Gendo "motherfucker" in chapter 8. As a commenter noted: "You would know, right Rits?"
* Maya interrupting Ritsuko and Rei's heart-to-heart:
-->'''Maya''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Akagi-sempai, I've got your panties!"]]
* Maya's reaction at seeing Ritsuko in a swimsuit.
* Shinji's sheer incredulity at the fact that Rei is ''visibly'' pissed.
--> ''I am not seeing this, because it is impossible. Rei does not get angry and stomp around. I must be mistaken.''
** And later, at the fact that she slapped Kaworu.
--> ''Nope. I must be wrong. Rei did not drag the new transfer student off somewhere and slap him. Not our Rei. That… can’t be it.''
* Shinji and Asuka's inability to process the fact that Kensuke has two girlfriends, and it was ''the girls' idea''.
* After telling Shinji and Asuka that they can continue sleeping together as long as they don't have sex until Asuka turns 15... Misato instantly beelines probing up the details about their sex life.
--> '''Misato''': "So... does he 'berserk' in bed?"
-->'''Asuka''': "What?!"
-->'''Misato''': "You've been 'entangling your AT-Fields' for weeks. Having fun? Enjoy 'firing the Positron Cannon'?"
-->'''Asuka''':''"Misato, what the Hell happened to 'we're too young for this'?!"
-->'''Misato''': "The cat's out of the bag, we just finished the official business part, and now it's time for your big sis Misato to embarrass the Hell out of you both. I get my payback."
* Maya and Ritsuko using the MAGI change log to flirt with each other. It later develops into ''phone sex''.
* Despite her hostile attitude, Rei's interactions with Kaworu can come across as this, especially when she quotes Film/ThePrincessBride at him.
-->'''Rei''': Good evening, Nagisa. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
** It gets even funnier when Kaworu turns the tables on her in the same manner.
-->'''Rei''': You will leave now.
-->'''Kaworu''': As you wish.
-->'''Rei''': ''What was that?''
-->'''Kaworu''': I am doing as you said. Is there something wrong?
-->'''Rei''': Are you...''quoting'' at me?
-->'''Kaworu''': ...no?
** He tries doing it again later... and gets a DeathGlare for his troubles.
* Kaworu getting a RagingStiffie from Rei yelling at him.
-->'''Rei''': “I have slapped you, yelled at you, and I threaten to kill you in practically every conversation we have ever had, and this ''turns you on''?”
* Kaworu tries asking Rei to be his girlfriend because emotions help repress the call. This goes about as well as you would expect.
* During a conversation with Hikari and Kaworu, Rei uses a sheet of paper to give the latter guidance and warnings.
--> STOP FLIRTING WITH HER. SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND AND I WILL DESTROY YOU IF YOU MAKE TROUBLE. AND 'LILIM'? YOU STUPID FISH!
** As the conversation continues, she underlines different parts of it for emphasis. By the end, the last part has been underlined ''three times''.
* Rei and Hikari discussing birthday presents:
-->'''Rei:''' I am giving Asuka some lip gloss tomorrow.\\
'''Hikari:''' Your best friend, and all you're getting her for her birthday is a tube of lip gloss?\\
'''Rei:''' [[LesYay ...tube]]?
* In a more meta example, Strypgia was so intent to make sure that the Asuka Birthday segment went out on the [[NumberOfTheBeast 666th page]] of the Sufficient Velocity thread that he locked it on that page until he finished writing.
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* In chapter 2 Asuka opens the bathroom's door and finds... A zombie! Oh, wait, it is not a zombie. It is Misato having a hangover.
* Also in that chapter, Shinji gets so distracted when he sees Asuka that he smashes his toe against the table's leg. Fortunately he managed not spilling the contents of the tray that he was carrying.
* Talking to Hikari:
-->Asuka waved her concern away. "It's fine, he's gone and forgotten. Tomorrow I won't even remember his name. So much for him being a 'dashing older student' like you said. He was just a selfish jerk out for a cheap feel, not anything like a real good man, like Kaji-san or S--" Asuka suddenly coughed violently and covered her mouth. 'Crap! You idiot! That was close!'\\
"Or who?" Hikari asked.\\
"Ssssssschelbert-san. Guy I knew in Berlin. Nice guy, very... er... tall. You don't know him,"
* In chapter 4 Shinji has just scored with Asuka, and he is so happy he is humming and dancing while he makes breakfast.
* In that same chapter, Shinji thinks no one can see him and Asuka having a civil conversation because then everyone would find it suspicious.
* Also in chapter 4, [[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/posts/2203895/ Rei has a very peculiar way]] to describe old battles and joint trainings:
-->His account of what happened after the battle against the Fifth: ''"Since after the Fifth Angel, when he forced open my armor with his blade and burst into my Entry Plug. No one else had ever gotten to my core with such need. He was urgent and forceful. It... made me smile." The faintest hints of such an expression appeared on Rei's lips. "I would like to do it again. Maybe more than once."''
* And then we have the next exchange:
-->'''Tanaka''':''"Is... is she talking about-"''\\
'''Asuka'''(shouting and blushing):''"NO,"''\\
'''Tanaka''':''"Um...right. Nothing improper! Perish the thought! Ikari-kun is a perfectly responsible young man! He'd never do anything indecent with you!"''\\
'''Asuka'''(bristling):''"What do you mean he wouldn't do anything with me?! I'm the most beautiful girl he knows! He'd do anything he could with me, all night long, and beg for more!"''\\
The only sound in their corner of the schoolyard was the gentle click of Rei's chopsticks against the bottom of her bento and the 'caw, caw' of a lone crow passing overhead. Shinji buried his face in his hands.\\
'''Asuka''':''"That didn't just happen and none of you remember anything. Or I will scoop out your brains and make a pie, understood?"''
* Rei asks Asuka if she cares for Shinji... prompting this reaction:
-->'''Rei''':''“You care about Ikari-kun?”''\\
'''Asuka''':''‘Red Alert! Red Alert! Top secret information threatened! Deploying bullshit deflectors!’''
* In chapter 5... Rei discovers boys. May God protect us.
* Shinji and Asuka actually schedule their fights and arguments so nobody suspects anything.
* Also in chapter 5 deduces her friends are in a SecretRelationship. Hurt, she wonders why they are keeping it from her, since they should know she is good at keeping secrets... and then she realizes if they knew she was keeping secrets then she would not be good at keeping them.
-->''Rei settled back into her seat. Her friends were... keeping secrets. Secrets that they feared would result in loss if exposed. She felt slightly hurt that they had not confided in her. Was she not their friend too? A fellow Pilot? Did they not have bonds of shared danger and experience? She understood from her reading that such bonds were supposed to be very strong. Did they fear she would tell? Were they unaware of how good she was at keeping secrets?\\
'Of course they are unaware. If they were aware of how well I kept secrets, they would know them, thus disproving the assertation,' Rei thought with more amusement than she was even capable of a few weeks ago.''
* [[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/advice-and-trust-nge.8768/page-40#post-2351274 Chapter 5]] gave us this gem of an exchange:
-->''"Envious?! Are you fucking with me, Wondergirl?"''\\
''"I am not 'fucking with you', Pilot Soryu. That is Ikari-kun's job."''\\
''The distant cry of an ice cream salesman was the only sound in their small side street for a long minute.''
* After learning about concepts such like DoubleEntendre, humor and sarcasm, Rei becomes a Mistress of Trolling. In chapter 6 she starts the unleashing of her power...
** In front of a pack of girls Rei tells Kensuke that she needs his assistance with an experiment in such a way that all girls became convinced that Kensuke was some kind of stud and started to hound him.
** Shortly after Rei says Shinji and Asuka are having sex in front of Toji and Hikari... and both teenagers think she is joking:
-->''Asuka rolled her eyes at him. "You're our friends and need our support right now, and this is serious NERV business. Shinji and I are more than mature enough to stop fussing and focus when it's important."\\
Behind them, Rei quietly said, "Mature? As soon as no one's looking they're constantly making out, really. They're like bonobos on Spring Break. Nothing but 'whumpa, whumpa, whumpa' all the time." There was no change in her usual perfectly deadpan tone.\\
Shinji and Asuka froze. 'Oh Holy shit! Rei, what happened to keeping that secret?!' Shinji thought frantically. Touji and Hikari gaped in shock for a moment before exploding into laughter.''
* In chapter 8 Gendo requires to talk Shinji and Asuka again. [[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/posts/3805893/ A fan wondered how badly Gendo messed up this time]]: ''"Should we make a poll on how badly Gendo is going to handle the coming situation? Choices will range from 'Slight fuck-up' to 'Send Dummy Plugs against Zeruel.'"''
* This is how Asuka thinks of Gendo's office and Gendo himself:
-->'''I'm getting pretty tired of this creepy damn office and it's creepy damn inhabitant,' Asuka thought to herself as they were frogmarched in by the severely taciturn Section 2 goons that had picked them up. 'Kabbalistic diagrams in the floor and ceiling, overuse of black and red in the decor, making us stand 40m from his fricking desk... is the world's most powerful emo goth wannabe afraid we'll give him cooties if we stand too close, or just notice that his desk is covered in bad poetry and porn?' ''
* When Shinji & Asuka are piloting Unit-03 (which has Hikari inside its Core at the moment) against Zeruel, how does Asuka discover Hikari is there and 'listening' in? When Asuka lets her mind stray to her & Shinji's secret relationship - including a rather active sex life - the link to the Eva felt like it buzzed with shock and blushing embarrassment... and then became ''eagerly inquisitive''.
** And just before they put their insane plan into action, Asuka says "[[MemeticMutation Now shut up and get in the giant robot, Shinji]]."
* Asuka's scheme to let Misato know they are together AND are sleeping together and they are not stopping involves Strip Chess, foot massages and role-swapping. It is even more hilarious than it sounds.
* Gendo Ikari. Heart-broken widower. Horrible father. Manipulative bastard. And [[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/posts/4362498/ child-scarer]].
-->'''Gendo''':''"I'm going to go question the Fourth Child again. She has to know something more than she's said."''\\
'''Fuyutsuki''':''"Is that wise, Ikari? [...] You managed to terrify the poor girl into silence in just 15 minutes last time."''
* Ritsuko calling Gendo "motherfucker" in chapter 8. As a commenter noted: "You would know, right Rits?"
* Maya interrupting Ritsuko and Rei's heart-to-heart:
-->'''Maya''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Akagi-sempai, I've got your panties!"]]
* Maya's reaction at seeing Ritsuko in a swimsuit.
* Shinji's sheer incredulity at the fact that Rei is ''visibly'' pissed.
--> ''I am not seeing this, because it is impossible. Rei does not get angry and stomp around. I must be mistaken.''
** And later, at the fact that she slapped Kaworu.
--> ''Nope. I must be wrong. Rei did not drag the new transfer student off somewhere and slap him. Not our Rei. That… can’t be it.''
* Shinji and Asuka's inability to process the fact that Kensuke has two girlfriends, and it was ''the girls' idea''.
* After telling Shinji and Asuka that they can continue sleeping together as long as they don't have sex until Asuka turns 15... Misato instantly beelines probing up the details about their sex life.
--> '''Misato''': "So... does he 'berserk' in bed?"
-->'''Asuka''': "What?!"
-->'''Misato''': "You've been 'entangling your AT-Fields' for weeks. Having fun? Enjoy 'firing the Positron Cannon'?"
-->'''Asuka''':''"Misato, what the Hell happened to 'we're too young for this'?!"
-->'''Misato''': "The cat's out of the bag, we just finished the official business part, and now it's time for your big sis Misato to embarrass the Hell out of you both. I get my payback."
* Maya and Ritsuko using the MAGI change log to flirt with each other. It later develops into ''phone sex''.
* Despite her hostile attitude, Rei's interactions with Kaworu can come across as this, especially when she quotes Film/ThePrincessBride at him.
-->'''Rei''': Good evening, Nagisa. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
** It gets even funnier when Kaworu turns the tables on her in the same manner.
-->'''Rei''': You will leave now.
-->'''Kaworu''': As you wish.
-->'''Rei''': ''What was that?''
-->'''Kaworu''': I am doing as you said. Is there something wrong?
-->'''Rei''': Are you...''quoting'' at me?
-->'''Kaworu''': ...no?
** He tries doing it again later... and gets a DeathGlare for his troubles.
* Kaworu getting a RagingStiffie from Rei yelling at him.
-->'''Rei''': “I have slapped you, yelled at you, and I threaten to kill you in practically every conversation we have ever had, and this ''turns you on''?”
* Kaworu tries asking Rei to be his girlfriend because emotions help repress the call. This goes about as well as you would expect.
* During a conversation with Hikari and Kaworu, Rei uses a sheet of paper to give the latter guidance and warnings.
--> STOP FLIRTING WITH HER. SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND AND I WILL DESTROY YOU IF YOU MAKE TROUBLE. AND 'LILIM'? YOU STUPID FISH!
** As the conversation continues, she underlines different parts of it for emphasis. By the end, the last part has been underlined ''three times''.
* Rei and Hikari discussing birthday presents:
-->'''Rei:''' I am giving Asuka some lip gloss tomorrow.\\
'''Hikari:''' Your best friend, and all you're getting her for her birthday is a tube of lip gloss?\\
'''Rei:''' [[LesYay ...tube]]?
* In a more meta example, Strypgia was so intent to make sure that the Asuka Birthday segment went out on the [[NumberOfTheBeast 666th page]] of the Sufficient Velocity thread that he locked it on that page until he finished writing.
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-->'''Asuka''': "What?!"
-->'''Misato''': "You've been 'entangling your AT-Fields' for weeks. Having fun? Enjoy 'firing the Positron Cannon'?"
-->'''Asuka''':''"Misato, what the Hell happened to 'we're too young for this'?!"
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