History Funny / AdamPage

** Page's usual nameplate tomfoolery took proceedings UpToEleven after the UsefulNotes/COVID19Pandemic by not only having the fact, "Social distancing since November" but even changing his name to "Adam 'Handwash' Page"

** Jake Hager finds Page drinking in the bar, and after it briefly looks like the two are going to have a quiet drink together, it instead turns into a bar brawl, complete with Page breaking a pool cue over Hager's back, and Hager slamming Page on the bar, [[BarSlide dragging him down to the other end and throwing him off]], leading Excalibur to quote ''Film/TheBigLebowski:''

* The compliments from the graphics team during ''Full Gear 2021'' didn't last long; on the following episode of ''Dynamite'' they were back at it with "Unnecessary Cheap Pop".

* [[https://twitter.com/theAdamPage/status/1460377103384330245/photo/1 The press releases are back]], and the champ has a couple of things he'd like to say, including but not limited to: declaring November 17th (the first Dynamite show he's champion for, in his home state of Virginia) "National Cowboy Shit Day", planning to study the vegan diet to understand [[Wrestling/BryanDanielson his next challenger]], begging not to fight Wardlow "and his big muscle tits" again, and not intending on doing any more podcasts as long as he lives.

* ''Everything'' about his press release announcing his entering of the #1 Contender tournament. [[https://twitter.com/theAdamPage/status/1314014314450358274 Read the entire thing here,]] it's too hilarious to pick apart.

* ''Everything'' about [[https://twitter.com/theAdamPage/status/1314014314450358274 this.]]

** Near the end of the match, Wrestling/ChrisJericho has finally been taken out by the combined efforts of Wrestling/TheYoungBucks and is lying unconscious on the field, only for Page to idly stroll out from the back with a line marker and run it up over Jericho's body, leaving a line of chalk right down his middle and across his face.

-->[[https://twitter.com/theAdamPage/status/1214536322402131969 @theAdamPage]]: come on, you gotta be kidding me

* Page joins the commentary booth for a match later in the same episode mentioned above, and the name card "fact" this time? "Has been drinking". This one in particular caught on enough to become a shirt!

* In AEW, the on-screen graphics for each entering wrestler have a brief fact attached to them. Adam Page's entrance fact on the 12/11 Dynamite episode? "Drank a bottle of whiskey at home alone last Wednesday".
-->[[https://twitter.com/theAdamPage/status/1204966817036460033 @theAdamPage]]: who did this
* Continuing the gag from the previous episode of Dynamite, Adam Page's entrance "fact": "IDK make it say something like Happyee Hawlidays".
-->[[https://twitter.com/theAdamPage/status/1207510038815875073 @theAdamPage]]:
* Page joins the commentary booth for a match later in the episode, and the name card "fact" this week? "Has been drinking". This one in particular caught on enough to become a shirt!

* When Omega comes out to rescue The Young Bucks from a post-match attack, Page walks down with a cup of Beer in his hand to assist. He gets on the ring apron and hands his cup to Nick and after hitting the Buckshot then asks for his Beer back. A new case of "Hold my Beer."
* Not even teaming up with Wrestling/KennyOmega stopped Page from falling victim to the joking nameplates, when on the February 13th Dynamite, the nameplate said, "Days as champions: 22. Days Sober: Omega - 13,268 Hangman - 0"
** The following episode pits them against the Wrestling/LuchaBrothers and gives us this gem: "Como se dice (How do you say) Yeehaw?"
* Page's usual nameplate tomfoolery took proceedings UpToEleven by not only having the fact, [[TakeThat "Social distancing since November"]] but even changing his name to "Adam 'Handwash' Page"
* The main event of Double or Nothing 2020 saw The Elite facing off against the Inner Circle in a Stadium Stampede match a.k.a. ''the funniest thing you will ever see in professional wrestling!'' For Page's parts:

---->'''JR:''' If I ever get lost, Tony...\\

---->'''Excalibur:''' Hangman Page finding out sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you.
*** When Kenny Omega arrives to reinforce Page against Hager, the two double team the big man and finish him off by having Kenny bend over so Page can use his back to flip over for the Buckshot Lariat. With Hager finally downed, Page goes behind the bar again and pours himself a glass of whisky and [[TheTeetotaler Kenny a glass of milk]], which they cling together in a toast before drinking (with some disgusted fans noting that this caused some of Kenny's milk to splash into Page's whisky).

* Page claims to have been forced to watch all three hours of [[Wrestling/WWERaw Raw]], *then* [[Wrestling/WWESmackDown SmackDown Live]], *then* [[BShow 205 Live]]. The first two don't bother the rest of The Elite too much, but once Page says 205 Live, it prompts outrage and motivation to retaliate.

* The main event of Double or Nothing 2020 saw The Elite facing off against the Inner Circle in a Stadium Stampede match a.k.a. ''the funniest thing you will ever see in professional wrestling!'' To whit:

---->'''Excalibur:''' Hangman Page finding out sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you.

* The main event saw The Elite facing off against the Inner Circle in a Stadium Stampede match a.k.a. ''the funniest thing you will ever see in professional wrestling!'' To whit:

* Hangman Page claims to have been forced to watch all three hours of [[Wrestling/WWERaw Raw]], *then* [[Wrestling/WWESmackDown SmackDown Live]], *then* [[BShow 205 Live]]. The first two don't bother the rest of The Elite too much, but once Page says 205 Live, it prompts outrage and motivation to retaliate.

*** At the end of the aforementioned segment, Page takes off his shirt for no apparent reason.

'''JR:''' Please do not send Hangman Page to look for me.

* Page's usual nameplate tomfoolery took proceedings UpToEleven by not only having the fact, [[TakeThat "Social distancing since November"]] but even changing his name to "Adam 'Handwash' Page"

** The following episode pits them against the Wrestling/LuchaBrothers and gives us this gem: "Como se dice (How do you say) Yeehaw?"

-->[[https://twitter.com/theAdamPage/status/1214536322402131969 @theAdamPage]]: come on, you gotta be kidding me

-->[[https://twitter.com/theAdamPage/status/1207510038815875073 @theAdamPage]]:

-->[[https://twitter.com/theAdamPage/status/1204966817036460033 @theAdamPage]]: who did this