History Fanfic / TheDragonsPizzeria

The series would go on indefinite (likely permanent) hiatus, following the CreatorBreakdown for Keaton Hoshida regarding the FusionFic aspect of ''[=HoloFunk=]''; the non-WebAnimation/{{hololive}} aspects being phased out of the rewritten lore and story.

** One of the tags on the story reads "Basically Aloe pulled an [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E2ThePrincipalAndThePauper Armin Tamzarian]]."

** Turns out Kenji and Kiryu meeting up was fate, since Kenji's beatdown of Pico included at least two ''VideoGame/{{Yakuza}}''-style Heat Actions[[note]]Essence of Torment followed by Essence of Wreckage, in case anyone is curious[[/note]].

* DisasterDominoes: CatGirl Nyamada ends up causing a serious ruckus [[spoiler:upon literally melting from a stove fire accident, resulting in {{Blob Monster}}s akin to [[WebVideo/VShojo Nyanners']] true form. Said "Nyabominations" end up not only forcing the present employees to wrangle them up, but also trapping a few of the girls in nightmarish hallucinations]].

** Turns out Kenji and Kiryu meeting up was fate, since Kenji's beatdown of Pico included atleast two ''VideoGame/{{Yakuza}}''-style Heat Actions[[note]]Essence of Torment followed by Essence of Wreckage, in case anyone is curious[[/note]].

** Turns out Kenji and Kiryu meeting up was fate, since Kenji's beatdown of Pico included atleast two ''VideoGame/{{Yakuza}}''-style Heat Actions[[note:Essence of Torment followed by Essence of Wreckage, in case anyone is curious]].

** Daddy Dearest keeps a stash of [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail holy hand grenades]] for the express purpose of killing demons.

* ConnectedAllAlong: In the mod, Gura is fairly unconnected with the overall plot. Here, it is all but stated she is Coco's partner in founding the pizza franchise, which she serves as the CEO of[[note]]The franchise is named Pizza Shark, Gura's favourite food is pizza, Darnell refers to her as a "little shark", and her name, while censored, is shown to consist of a four-letter first name and a four-letter last name[[/note]].

* ConnectedAllAlong: In the mod, Gura is fairly unconnected with the overall plot. Here, it is all but stated she is Coco's partner in founding the pizza franchise, which she serves as the CEO of[[note]]The franchise is named Pizza Shark, Gura's favourite food is pizza, Bass refers to her as a "little shark", and her name, while censored, is show to consist of a four-letter first name and a four-letter last name[[/note]].

* SecretIdentity: Both Aloe and Lushan had to adopt a new identity to avoid dealing with their past coming back to haunt them, with their respective identities being "[[DeadPersonImpersonation Hibiki Fubunaga]]" and "Narumi Midoriyama". And Kiryu has one, due to this being set after [[FakingTheDead he faked his death]].

* {{Crossover}}: As this story focuses on the AlternateContinuity that is ''[=HoloFunk=]'', it's naturally one for ''VideoGame/FridayNightFunkin'' and ''WebAnimation/{{Hololive}}'', alongside ''VideoGame/{{Yakuza}}'' and ''VideoGame/{{Pico}}''.

* MindRape: [[spoiler:Getting trapped in the insides of the [[BlobMonster Nyabominations]] subjects it's victims to horrifying hallucinations. While Maki had a more comical vision involving WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}} chasing her off his swamp, Aloe and Kenji wer subject to cruel re-experiences of their past; Aloe's adoptive father's death and Kenji breaking up with VideoGame/{{Pico}}.]]
* SecretIdentity: Both Aloe and Lushan had to adopt a new identity to avoid dealing with their past coming back to haunt them, with their respective identities being "[[DeadPersonImpersonation Hibiki Fubunaga]]" and "Narumi Midoriyama."

* GlamourFailure: Downplayed. [[HumanDisguise Aloe's disguise]] is otherwise perfect, but Kazuma himself is able to see the imperfections the others might not; Aloe's hot pink hair shows through her completely blonde hair on the outer layer as an off-color sheen.
* MindRape: [[spoiler:Getting trapped in the insides of the [[BlobMonster Nyabominations]] subjects it's victims to horrifying hallucinations. While Maki had a more comical vision involving WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}} chasing her off his swamp, Aloe was subject to a cruel re-experience of her adoptive father's death.]]

* DisasterDominos: CatGirl Nyamada ends up causing a serious ruckus [[spoiler:upon literally melting from a stove fire accident, resulting in {{Blob Monster}}s akin to [[WebVideo/VShojo Nyanners']] true form. Said "Nyabominations" end up not only forcing the present employees to wrangle them up, but also trapping a few of the girls in nightmarish hallucinations]].

[[VideoGame/{{Yakuza}} Kazuma Kiryu]], after faking his death and burying his old life for the sake of his loved ones, found himself running low on the cash he acquired in his time in the Yakuza clan, with a need to gain more income while keeping his "disappearance" up. With the resulting influence of the Kiryu Clan led by Coco, Kiryu was suddenly gifted a job opportunity under a new identity. Thus, Kiryu has been placed in charge of a pizza shop, who's employee's include: the succubus with a [[BackstoryHorror troubled backstory]] Aloe Mano, the neuro-divergent angel [[CanonForeigner Kenji Tensei]], RichBitch oni Karin Maki, and the anxious fox-girl Chun Lushan.

* DrivenToSuicide: Shortly after her early graduation, Aloe came across the corpse of a human girl named Hibiki Fukunaga, "who no longer wished to walk among the living."

* MindRape: [[spoiler:Getting trapped in the insides of the [[BlobMonster Nyabominations]] subjects it's victims to horrifying hallucinations of their past. While Maki had a more comical vision involving WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}} chasing her off his swamp, Aloe was subject to a cruel re-experience of her adoptive father's death.]]

* MindRape: [[spoiler:Getting trapped in the insides of the [[BlobMonster Nyabominations]] subjects it's victims to horrifying hallucinations of their past. While Maki had a more comical vision involving WesternAnimation/Shrek chasing her off his swamp, Aloe was subject to a cruel re-experience of her adoptive father's death.]]

* MindRape: [[spoiler:Getting trapped in the insides of the [[BlobMonster Nyabominations]] subjects it's victims to horrifying visions of their past. While Maki had a more comical vision involving WesternAnimation/Shrek chasing her off his swamp, Aloe was subject to a cruel re-experience of her adoptive father's death.]]

* ShoutOut: One of the tags on the story reads "Basically Aloe pulled an [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E2ThePrincipalAndThePauper Armin Tamzarian]]."

* GlamourFailure: Downplayed. [[HumanDisguise Aloe's disguise]] is otherwise perfect, but Kazuma himself is able to see the imperfections the others might not; Aloe's hot pink hair shows through as an off-color sheen on the outer layers of completely blonde hair.

* GlamourFailure: [[HumanDisguise Aloe's disguise]] is otherwise perfect, but Kazuma himself is able to see the imperfections the others might not; while he sees her hair color as blonde, he notes the pink sheen on the outer layers, referring to her natural hot pink hair.

[[VideoGame/{{Yakuza}} Kiryu Kazuma]], after faking his death and burying his old life for the sake of his loved ones, found himself running low on the cash he acquired in his time in the Yakuza clan, with a need to gain more income while keeping his "disappearance" up. With the resulting influence of the Kiryu Clan led by Coco, Kiryu was suddenly gifted a job opportunity under a new identity. Thus, Kiryu has been placed in charge of a pizza shop, who's employee's include: the succubus with a [[BackstoryHorror troubled backstory]] Aloe Mano, the neuro-divergent angel [[CanonForeigner Kenji Tensei]], RichBitch oni Karin Maki, and the anxious fox-girl Chun Lushan.

* DarkFic: Explicitly described as a story where the implications of an average CrackFic and WeirdCrossover wind up [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome being taken seriously]], and the records of Kiryu's employees are all {{Downer Beginning}}s that deal with violence, the aftermath of serious trauma, or both.

''The Dragon's Pizzeria'' is a {{Crossover}} fanfic made by [=KeatonHoshida=], as part of the ''[=HoloFunkin=]' Anecdotes''; supplementary material for the ''Friday Night Funkin''' GameMod ''VideoGame/HoloFunk''.

* {{Crossover}}: As this story focuses on the AlternateContinuity that is ''[=HoloFunk=], it's naturally one for ''VideoGame/FridayNightFunkin'' and ''WebAnimation/{{Hololive}}'', alongside ''VideoGame/{{Yakuza}}'' and ''VideoGame/{{Pico}}''.