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* TakeThat: To Barney the Dinosaur from ''Series/BarneyAndFriends''. Think of every trope associated with the ''Barney'' PeripheryHatedom, and this fic plays it straight. Barney is a pervert, an actual monster, and an inhuman devil that likes to drain the life force of others and uses his cutesy, friendly facade to get away with it.
* TrollFic: Chock-full of gratuitous violence, the Barney Bunch threatening to rape people they don't like, an (admittedly well-done) heavy mecha fight, alongside frequent ProductPlacement of Aunt Jemima's syrupy goodness.
* TrollFic: Chock-full of gratuitous violence, the Barney Bunch threatening to rape people they don't like, an (admittedly well-done) heavy mecha fight, alongside frequent ProductPlacement of Aunt Jemima's syrupy goodness.
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* TakeThat: To Barney the Dinosaur from ''Series/BarneyAndFriends''. Think of every trope associated with the ''Barney'' PeripheryHatedom, and this fic plays it straight. Barney is a pervert, an actual monster, and an inhuman devil that likes to drain the life force of others and uses his cutesy, friendly facade to get away with it.\n
* TrollFic:Chock-full of gratuitous violence, Obvious with the Barney Bunch threatening to rape people they don't like, an (admittedly well-done) heavy mecha fight, alongside over-the-top violence and frequent ProductPlacement of Aunt Jemima's syrupy goodness.goodness, amongst the ClicheStorm of common fanfic elements.
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*PreAssKickingOneLiner: Parodied, lampshaded, lampooned
--> Aunt Jemima decided that since the other guys had cool pre-ass kicking one liners, she should have one too.
--> "The galaxy is vast and infinite, but once I am done with it, all civilizations will be gone with only syrup remaining" said Aunt Jemima ominously.
--> Aunt Jemima decided that since the other guys had cool pre-ass kicking one liners, she should have one too.
--> "The galaxy is vast and infinite, but once I am done with it, all civilizations will be gone with only syrup remaining" said Aunt Jemima ominously.
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* AllForNothing: Heinel and Katherine manage to defeat the Pube Muppet, but they forget to ask him how to defeat Voltes V, so they spend the next few minutes in awkward silence.
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* AllForNothing: The fic opens with the Boazanians, as usual, trying to figure how to conquer the Earth. When The Barney Bunch arrive, they wonder if they can use them to their advantage, but it turns out they're nothing but a group of psychotic {{Depraved Homosexual}}s that try to absorb their power. Heinel and Katherine manage to defeat them with the Pube Muppet, but they forget to ask him how to defeat Voltes V, so they spend the next few minutes in awkward silence.
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*BigDamnHeroes: Just when it looks like Heinel's lost the battle, Katherine appears out of a portal and pulls him in, where they ally with the Pube Muppet.
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**People clapping for Heinel and throwing roses at Heinel after his performance with a jump-rope. In RealLife, Creator/TadaoNagahama based Heinel off of one of the actors from Creator/TakarazukaRevue.
*NoodleIncident: In the past, Gordon Ramsey managed to defeat the Barney Bunch, a fact Drew tells Heinel during his introductory infodump.
*NoodleIncident: In the past, Gordon Ramsey managed to defeat the Barney Bunch, a fact Drew tells Heinel during his introductory infodump.
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*SkewedPriorities: Heinel finds the idea of being raped by Drew Pickles off-putting not because of the emotional/physical/sexual trauma associated with rape, but because "his butt will be sore to sit on the king's throne".
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*TrollFic: Chock-full of gratuitous violence, the Barney Bunch threatening to rape people they don't like, an (admittedly well-done) heavy mecha fight, alongside frequent ProductPlacement of Aunt Jemima's syrupy goodness.
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''Prince Heinel Vs The Barney Bunch'' is a CrackFic about [[Anime/VoltesV Prince Heinel]] sparring with Web/VideoTheBarneyBunch. It was published on December 8, 2023 on the fanfiction website Website/ArchiveOfOurOwn. Read it [[https://archiveofourown.org/works/52125772 here]].
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''Prince Heinel Vs The Barney Bunch'' is a CrackFic about [[Anime/VoltesV Prince Heinel]] sparring with Web/VideoTheBarneyBunch.WebVideo/TheBarneyBunch. It was published on December 8, 2023 on the fanfiction website Website/ArchiveOfOurOwn. Read it [[https://archiveofourown.org/works/52125772 here]].
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''Prince Heinel Vs The Barney Bunch'' is a CrackFic about [[Anime/VoltesV Prince Heinel]] sparring with Web/VideoTheBarneyBunch. It was published on December 8, 2023 on the fanfiction website Website/ArchiveOfOurOwn. Read it [[https://archiveofourown.org/works/52125772 here]].
Prince Heinel is plotting to take over the Earth as usual, but his routine is suddenly interrupted by Barney, who asks him for a hug. When Heinel refuses, Barney forces him to hug him anyways and Heinel sets him on fire. Barney's ally Drew Pickles puts out the fire, joins the fight, and the battle has just begun...
This fic runs on InsaneTrollLogic from start to finish and it'd actually be easier for you to NOT try to understand what's going on. It's also somewhat of a HateFic that takes constant potshots at ''Series/BarneyAndFriends''.
For tropes on Drew Pickles and Barney in general, see their respective series ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}} and ''Series/BarneyAndFriends''. To see tropes of them in this incarnation, see WebVideo/TheBarneyBunch.
For tropes of Prince Heinel, Katherine Rii and Jangal Rui, see ''Anime/VoltesV''.
!!Has examples of:
*AdaptationalBadass:
**Aunt Jemima can duel wield maple syrup bottles and even make armor made out of maple syrup, which she uses to shield Barney from Heinel's deadly tater tots.
**Katherine uses a sword, but in the original ''Anime/VoltesV'' anime she had no weapon.
*AdaptedOut:
** Though the fic centers on Prince Heinel and his aides, it leaves out Zuhl. [[spoiler: Though in canon, this fic could have taken place after Zuhl was executed for being TheMole and trying to kill Heinel]].
**In the original anime, the Boazanians had a command ship. In this fic, however...
--> While Heinel continued formulating a plan, Jangal entered the room and said "your highness, I have word from-" but Heinel interrupted and said "CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY!? GO WAIT IN THE COMMAND SHIP!"
--> Jangal just responded "sir, we don't have a command ship."
--> Heinel then calmed down and said "we don't? Well, maybe we should get one."
*AliensAreBastards: The main characters are aliens from the Boazanian Empire who are (ineffectually) trying to take over the Earth, though they pale in comparison to the {{Depraved Homosexual}}s of the WebVideo/TheBarneyBunch.
*AllForNothing: Heinel and Katherine manage to defeat the Pube Muppet, but they forget to ask him how to defeat Voltes V, so they spend the next few minutes in awkward silence.
*AllGaysArePromiscuous: Considering the "gays" here are Drew and Barney of the WebVideo/TheBarneyBunch, this is a given.
*AllWomenAreLustful: Katherine's advice to Heinel is "women use vibrators, but really badass women use cactuses".
*ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: How Drew pickles is introduced.
--> Drew Pickles looked over at the alien prince and said "I am Drew Pickles, I am the leader of the group known as the Barney Bunch. We are known for many illegal activities such as rape, murder, and eating all of the beans ahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
*ArtisticLicenseAnimalCare: When Heinel and Barney are fighting, Heinel recalls that Katherine once told that the only way to defeat dinosaurs is to throw potato chips at them. When Heinel throws one at Barney's eye, he bursts into flames.
*BitchInSheepsClothing: Barney. He initially offers to give his buddy Heinel for a hug to cheer him up, but in actuality, he hugs people [[spoiler: because it's easier to drain the souls of the innocent that way.]]
*ConqueringAlienPrince: Prince Heinel, the main character. The fic opens with him being frustrated about how he can't defeat Voltes V, who are an obstacle to his conquest of Earth.
*DepravedHomosexual: Drew Pickles, who wants to rape everyone he meets, screams about his sexual prowess, gloats about all the heinous sex offenses he's comitted and owns a giant SuperRobot dildo.
*FateWorseThanDeath:
** Jangal steps on a Lego and the pain is so severe that he faints from shock, and can only dream of a world where every movie and TV show is directed by Creator/NeilGaiman, and the only person allowed to star in them was Noah Ringer.
**Heinel decapitated Barney the Dinosaur using a Sega Genesis consle, and then throws his corpse into the sun where he is burned alive.
*EldritchAbomination: Barney's true form:
--> Meanwhile, Heinel was firing his laser rifle at Barney in an attempt to keep from being hugged by the purple dinosaur.
--> "COME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! I JUST WANT A HUG!"
--> "NO! As long as I breathe, I will never be hugged by the likes of you!"
--> Barney's eyes turned red and his voice suddenly got a lot deeper as he said "so be it", before firing a stream of red heat vision directly at Prince Heinel, causing the prince to be sent flying through the air and into an old tree.
*FunnyBackgroundEvent: While Heinel and Drew Pickles are are fighting, Barney is reading a book called "Creator/TomHanks fucks a corn chip: 4th Edition."
*GroinAttack: Inverted, Drew uses his giant cock to fight Heinel's own longsword.
*DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: Early in the fic, Barney forces himself on Heinel "for a hug" while Heinel screams at him to get off.
*InsaneTrollLogic: The entire fic runs on this, but this is the most egregious part: Heinel manages to cure the world of it's ills using jump-rope.
--> Now it was Heinel's turn to smirk as he said "you know what they say, if you eat too much syrup, you're gonna blow up."
--> "No one says that"
--> "Well I just did" said Heinel before grabbing one of Barney's DNA strands and yanking it away from the purple dinosaur.
--> "And what are you planning to do with that, huh?" said Barney
--> "This" said Heinel before he began using Barney's DNA strand to jump rope with.
--> Heinel jumped rope for a whole minute without missing a beat, genuinely impressing Barney in the process. The footwork that Heinel had during this process was unmatched, it was like his feet were made for this.
--> After 3000 jumps, Heinel stopped jumping, and took a bow.
--> An entire audience came out of nowhere and began clapping for Prince Heinel, Barney included. Tears of joy were shed, lives were changed, and red roses began to get tossed at the alien prince as he relished in the attention that the people were giving him.
--> It almost seemed like world peace had been brought by the sheer magnitude of Heinel's rope jumping. In other parts of the world, treaties were being signed to end wars currently going on, and sex traffickers had gotten the sudden idea to just let their victims go free. DNA jump rope seemed to be the answer to all the world's problems.
*MadeOfIron: No matter how much Katherine is sliced with maple syrup, she keeps fighting Aunt Jemima with no issue before eventually turning into the Hulk and destroying her.
*MythologyGag:
**Drew Pickles using his dick as a sword is a nod to how in the original WebVideo/TheBarneyBunch videos, he often killed women by beating them to death with his 300 mile long penis.
*ProductPlacement: In between the fight scenes, Aunt Jemima appears to advertise her syrup.
*RelatedInTheAdaptation: Just as Katherine is losing the fight against Aunt Jemima, her father, VideoGame/{{Bubsy}}, appears and tells her to use surge soda on her.
*TakeThat: To Barney the Dinosaur from ''Series/BarneyAndFriends''. Think of every trope associated with the ''Barney'' PeripheryHatedom, and this fic plays it straight. Barney is a pervert, an actual monster, and an inhuman devil that likes to drain the life force of others and uses his cutesy, friendly facade to get away with it.
*VerbalTic: Drew Pickles often says "ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"
Prince Heinel is plotting to take over the Earth as usual, but his routine is suddenly interrupted by Barney, who asks him for a hug. When Heinel refuses, Barney forces him to hug him anyways and Heinel sets him on fire. Barney's ally Drew Pickles puts out the fire, joins the fight, and the battle has just begun...
This fic runs on InsaneTrollLogic from start to finish and it'd actually be easier for you to NOT try to understand what's going on. It's also somewhat of a HateFic that takes constant potshots at ''Series/BarneyAndFriends''.
For tropes on Drew Pickles and Barney in general, see their respective series ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}} and ''Series/BarneyAndFriends''. To see tropes of them in this incarnation, see WebVideo/TheBarneyBunch.
For tropes of Prince Heinel, Katherine Rii and Jangal Rui, see ''Anime/VoltesV''.
!!Has examples of:
*AdaptationalBadass:
**Aunt Jemima can duel wield maple syrup bottles and even make armor made out of maple syrup, which she uses to shield Barney from Heinel's deadly tater tots.
**Katherine uses a sword, but in the original ''Anime/VoltesV'' anime she had no weapon.
*AdaptedOut:
** Though the fic centers on Prince Heinel and his aides, it leaves out Zuhl. [[spoiler: Though in canon, this fic could have taken place after Zuhl was executed for being TheMole and trying to kill Heinel]].
**In the original anime, the Boazanians had a command ship. In this fic, however...
--> While Heinel continued formulating a plan, Jangal entered the room and said "your highness, I have word from-" but Heinel interrupted and said "CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY!? GO WAIT IN THE COMMAND SHIP!"
--> Jangal just responded "sir, we don't have a command ship."
--> Heinel then calmed down and said "we don't? Well, maybe we should get one."
*AliensAreBastards: The main characters are aliens from the Boazanian Empire who are (ineffectually) trying to take over the Earth, though they pale in comparison to the {{Depraved Homosexual}}s of the WebVideo/TheBarneyBunch.
*AllForNothing: Heinel and Katherine manage to defeat the Pube Muppet, but they forget to ask him how to defeat Voltes V, so they spend the next few minutes in awkward silence.
*AllGaysArePromiscuous: Considering the "gays" here are Drew and Barney of the WebVideo/TheBarneyBunch, this is a given.
*AllWomenAreLustful: Katherine's advice to Heinel is "women use vibrators, but really badass women use cactuses".
*ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: How Drew pickles is introduced.
--> Drew Pickles looked over at the alien prince and said "I am Drew Pickles, I am the leader of the group known as the Barney Bunch. We are known for many illegal activities such as rape, murder, and eating all of the beans ahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
*ArtisticLicenseAnimalCare: When Heinel and Barney are fighting, Heinel recalls that Katherine once told that the only way to defeat dinosaurs is to throw potato chips at them. When Heinel throws one at Barney's eye, he bursts into flames.
*BitchInSheepsClothing: Barney. He initially offers to give his buddy Heinel for a hug to cheer him up, but in actuality, he hugs people [[spoiler: because it's easier to drain the souls of the innocent that way.]]
*ConqueringAlienPrince: Prince Heinel, the main character. The fic opens with him being frustrated about how he can't defeat Voltes V, who are an obstacle to his conquest of Earth.
*DepravedHomosexual: Drew Pickles, who wants to rape everyone he meets, screams about his sexual prowess, gloats about all the heinous sex offenses he's comitted and owns a giant SuperRobot dildo.
*FateWorseThanDeath:
** Jangal steps on a Lego and the pain is so severe that he faints from shock, and can only dream of a world where every movie and TV show is directed by Creator/NeilGaiman, and the only person allowed to star in them was Noah Ringer.
**Heinel decapitated Barney the Dinosaur using a Sega Genesis consle, and then throws his corpse into the sun where he is burned alive.
*EldritchAbomination: Barney's true form:
--> Meanwhile, Heinel was firing his laser rifle at Barney in an attempt to keep from being hugged by the purple dinosaur.
--> "COME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! I JUST WANT A HUG!"
--> "NO! As long as I breathe, I will never be hugged by the likes of you!"
--> Barney's eyes turned red and his voice suddenly got a lot deeper as he said "so be it", before firing a stream of red heat vision directly at Prince Heinel, causing the prince to be sent flying through the air and into an old tree.
*FunnyBackgroundEvent: While Heinel and Drew Pickles are are fighting, Barney is reading a book called "Creator/TomHanks fucks a corn chip: 4th Edition."
*GroinAttack: Inverted, Drew uses his giant cock to fight Heinel's own longsword.
*DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: Early in the fic, Barney forces himself on Heinel "for a hug" while Heinel screams at him to get off.
*InsaneTrollLogic: The entire fic runs on this, but this is the most egregious part: Heinel manages to cure the world of it's ills using jump-rope.
--> Now it was Heinel's turn to smirk as he said "you know what they say, if you eat too much syrup, you're gonna blow up."
--> "No one says that"
--> "Well I just did" said Heinel before grabbing one of Barney's DNA strands and yanking it away from the purple dinosaur.
--> "And what are you planning to do with that, huh?" said Barney
--> "This" said Heinel before he began using Barney's DNA strand to jump rope with.
--> Heinel jumped rope for a whole minute without missing a beat, genuinely impressing Barney in the process. The footwork that Heinel had during this process was unmatched, it was like his feet were made for this.
--> After 3000 jumps, Heinel stopped jumping, and took a bow.
--> An entire audience came out of nowhere and began clapping for Prince Heinel, Barney included. Tears of joy were shed, lives were changed, and red roses began to get tossed at the alien prince as he relished in the attention that the people were giving him.
--> It almost seemed like world peace had been brought by the sheer magnitude of Heinel's rope jumping. In other parts of the world, treaties were being signed to end wars currently going on, and sex traffickers had gotten the sudden idea to just let their victims go free. DNA jump rope seemed to be the answer to all the world's problems.
*MadeOfIron: No matter how much Katherine is sliced with maple syrup, she keeps fighting Aunt Jemima with no issue before eventually turning into the Hulk and destroying her.
*MythologyGag:
**Drew Pickles using his dick as a sword is a nod to how in the original WebVideo/TheBarneyBunch videos, he often killed women by beating them to death with his 300 mile long penis.
*ProductPlacement: In between the fight scenes, Aunt Jemima appears to advertise her syrup.
*RelatedInTheAdaptation: Just as Katherine is losing the fight against Aunt Jemima, her father, VideoGame/{{Bubsy}}, appears and tells her to use surge soda on her.
*TakeThat: To Barney the Dinosaur from ''Series/BarneyAndFriends''. Think of every trope associated with the ''Barney'' PeripheryHatedom, and this fic plays it straight. Barney is a pervert, an actual monster, and an inhuman devil that likes to drain the life force of others and uses his cutesy, friendly facade to get away with it.
*VerbalTic: Drew Pickles often says "ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"
