History Fanfic / Plan7Of9FromOuterSpace

''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'' is an AffectionateParody of BMovie ScienceFiction and ZeeRust {{Failed Future Forecast}}s, set in the world of the ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' ShowWithinAShow ''Film/TheAdventuresOfCaptainProton''.

''See [[Film/TheAdventuresOfCaptainProton CAPTAIN PROTON]] in [[BoldInflation SEVENTEEN SENSATIONAL CHAPTERS]] as he battles to [[SavingTheWorld SAVE THE WORLD]] from a diabolical globe-spanning conspiracy! What [[EvilPlan SINISTER PLOT]] lies behind the theft of a [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal DEADLY]] {{DOOMSDAY DEVICE}}? What [[BigBad FIENDISH FOE]] is responsible for the ruthless abduction of [[MarsNeedsWomen BEAUTIFUL WOMEN]]? What [[TakeOverTheWorld TERRIBLE MENACE]] threatens the entire future of humanity?''

''You will BE AMAZED by the [[ZeeRust INCREDIBLE FUTURE OF 2009]] with its {{jetpack}}s, {{flying car}}s, [[DomedCity domed cities]], alien monsters and [[MasterComputer vast electronic superbrains]]! Where [[RetroRocket rocketships]] TRAVEL TO THE STARS and [[SexBot alluring robot girls]] cater to [[FanService YOUR EVERY DESIRE!]] You will GASP AT INCONCEIVABLE MARVELS like [[CommLinks mobile telephones]], [[FuturisticSuperhighway interstate highways]], [[OurDoorsAreDifferent automatic sliding doors]], [[SpaceStation artificial satellites]], and {{weapons of mass destruction}}!''

''Overwhelming! Electrifying! Baffling! Terrifying! [[NeverTrustATrailer Shocking in its stark realism!]] IF YOU ONLY READ ONE FANFIC THIS YEAR you've probably got a social life, but if you haven't then don't miss out on PLAN 7 OF 9 FROM OUTER SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!''

In short, ''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'' is an AffectionateParody of BMovie ScienceFiction and ZeeRust {{Failed Future Forecast}}s, set in the world of the ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' ShowWithinAShow ''Film/TheAdventuresOfCaptainProton''.

''See [[Film/TheAdventuresOfCaptainProton CAPTAIN PROTON]] in [[BoldInflation SEVENTEEN SENSATIONAL CHAPTERS]] as he battles to [[SavingTheWorld SAVE THE WORLD]] from a diabolical globe-spanning conspiracy! What [[EvilPlan SINISTER PLOT]] lies behind the theft of a [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal DEADLY]] {{DOOMSDAY DEVICE}}? What [[BigBad FIENDISH FOE]] is responsible for the ruthless abduction of [[MarsNeedsWomen BEAUTIFUL WOMEN]]? What [[TakeOverTheWorld TERRIBLE MENACE]] threatens the entire future of humanity?

You will BE AMAZED by the [[ZeeRust INCREDIBLE FUTURE OF 2009]] with its {{jetpack}}s, {{flying car}}s, [[DomedCity domed cities]], alien monsters and [[MasterComputer vast electronic superbrains]]! Where [[RetroRocket rocketships]] TRAVEL TO THE STARS and [[SexBot alluring robot girls]] cater to [[FanService YOUR EVERY DESIRE!]] You will GASP AT INCONCEIVABLE MARVELS like [[CommLinks mobile telephones]], [[FuturisticSuperhighway interstate highways]], [[OurDoorsAreDifferent automatic sliding doors]], [[SpaceStation artificial satellites]], and {{weapons of mass destruction}}!

Overwhelming! Electrifying! Baffling! Terrifying! [[NeverTrustATrailer Shocking in its stark realism!]] IF YOU ONLY READ ONE FANFIC THIS YEAR you've probably got a social life, but if you haven't then don't miss out on PLAN 7 OF 9 FROM OUTER SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!''

See [[Film/TheAdventuresOfCaptainProton CAPTAIN PROTON]] in [[BoldInflation SEVENTEEN SENSATIONAL CHAPTERS]] as he battles to [[SavingTheWorld SAVE THE WORLD]] from a diabolical globe-spanning conspiracy! What [[EvilPlan SINISTER PLOT]] lies behind the theft of a [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal DEADLY]] {{DOOMSDAY DEVICE}}? What [[BigBad FIENDISH FOE]] is responsible for the ruthless abduction of [[MarsNeedsWomen BEAUTIFUL WOMEN]]? What [[TakeOverTheWorld TERRIBLE MENACE]] threatens the entire future of humanity?

Overwhelming! Electrifying! Baffling! Terrifying! [[NeverTrustATrailer Shocking in its stark realism!]] IF YOU ONLY READ ONE FANFIC THIS YEAR you've probably got a social life, but if you haven't then don't miss out on PLAN 7 OF 9 FROM OUTER SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

* AnthropomorphicTransformation: Gneelix is a chimera (half-man, half-Siberian husky) created by xenograft surgery to settle the harsh polar regions.
-->"I'm not afraid! I have the heart of a lion and the ferocity of a tiger! I'd have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox too, but [[Literature/TheIslandOfDoctorMoreau Doctor Moreau]] was arrested before he could perform the operation."

Can be found [[https://archiveofourown.org/works/9465245 here]] or [[http://www.tomparisdorm.com/viewstory.php?sid=4084 here.]]

''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'' is an AffectionateParody of BMovie ScienceFiction and ZeeRust {{Failed Future Forecast}}s, set in the world of the ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' ShowWithinAShow ''Film/TheAdventuresOfCaptainProton''.

* VolcanoLair: Dr. Zarkendorf has an underground city built in Antarctica's Mount [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Terror]]. It [[ChekhovsVolcano erupts appropriately]] at a [[CollapsingLair suitable climatic moment]].

See [[Film/TheAdventuresOfCaptainProton CAPTAIN PROTON]] in [[AllCaps SEVENTEEN SENSATIONAL CHAPTERS]] as he battles to [[SavingTheWorld SAVE THE WORLD]] from a diabolical globe-spanning conspiracy! What [[EvilPlan SINISTER PLOT]] lies behind the theft of a [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal DEADLY]] {{DOOMSDAY DEVICE}}? What [[BigBad FIENDISH FOE]] is responsible for the ruthless abduction of [[MarsNeedsWomen BEAUTIFUL WOMEN]]? What [[TakeOverTheWorld TERRIBLE MENACE]] threatens the entire future of humanity?

** ''Space Ranger HQ declares [[Series/DoctorWho saltshaker aliens from Skaro]] are 'too ludicrous to pose any threat'.''

** The evil [[YellowPeril Hung Long]] gives a NewEraSpeech during which he threatens America with everything from turning the White House into an opium den to making children [[JapaneseRanguage confuse the Three R's with the letter L]].

* FlyingSaucer: The aerodynamic instability of a flying saucer is used to explain [[SpecialEffectsFailure why they wobble when flying]].

* RedPillBluePill: When eating his FoodPills, Buster accidently swallows a red pill and realises they're in an artificial reality created by machines, e.g. thousands of fanfic writers with personal computers.

* SwissCheeseSecurity: The HypercompetentSidekick tries to hand Dr. Zarkendorf a LongList of security flaws in his SupervillainLair, ranging from [[AirVentInfiltration air vents that Jabba the Hut could crawl through]] to a [[BigRedButton highly visible]] SelfDestructMechanism.

* VolcanoLair: Dr. Zarkendorf has an UndergroundCity built in [[MysteriousAntarctica Antarctica's]] Mount [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Terror]]. It [[ChekhovsVolcano erupts appropriately]] at a [[CollapsingLair suitable climatic moment]].

** When Kincaid is piloting a HumongousMecha in "The Old Equations", his [[HolographicTerminal holographic gunsight]] keeps getting obscured by pop-up adds.

* {{Cyborg}}: Annika-[[YouAreNumberSix 709]], a [[DumbBlonde barely sentient blonde]] who is now artificially enhanced to become the C.E.O (Chief Efficiency Officer) of the B.O.R.G {{Megacorp}}oration.

** When everything starts to fade and turn [[DeliberatelyMonochrome monochrome]], [=TuMok=] assures everyone that it's just a flashback scene.

* AtomPunk: Despite it's [[ILoveNuclearPower horrendous side effects]] like [[Film/TheChinaSyndrome preachy Jane Fonda movies]], [[Film/TheIncredibleShrinkingMan incredible shrinking men]] and [[Film/AttackOfThe50FootWoman fifty-foot women]] who refuse to do the washing up.

* {{Cyborg}}: Annika-709, a [[DumbBlonde barely sentient blonde]] who is now artificially enhanced to become the C.E.O (Chief Efficiency Officer) of the B.O.R.G {{Megacorp}}oration.

** When Kincaid is piloting a HumongousMecha in "The Old Equations", his [[HolographicTerminal holographic sight]] keeps getting obscured by pop-up adds.

* AdvertOverloadedFuture: In "Village of the Spammed", Proton drives down a highway in Southern California and is hit by advertising from airships, flying robots, holograms projected [[UpToEleven over the entire hemisphere]], and a geostationary satellite needle-beaming a psycho-resonant add for ''[[Series/BigBrother Big Brother: Insomniac]]'' right into his skull. Eventually the competing advertisements are pushed aside for a [[DoNotAdjustYourSet single advertisement]] for the BORG {{Megacorp}}oration.

* {{Cyborg}}: Annika-709, a [[DumbBlonde barely sentient blonde]] who is now artificially enhanced, like the famous tennis player Bjorn of Borg.

* JobStealingRobot: While restrictions are placed on robots competing with workers, it's now housewives who find themselves out of a job because they're being replaced by {{Robot Maid}}s and {{Sex Bot}}s. Annika-709 of S.H.E. ([[FunWithAcronyms Society for Human Enhancement]]) offers women the [[WeCanRebuildHim chance to become cyborgs]] so they can compete on an equal basis, while the Home Subjugation Front calls for housewives to "reject the soulless machines of modern consumerism, and [[StayInTheKitchen return to a Golden Age of exploitation and domestic drudgery]]."

* JobStealingRobot: While restrictions are placed on robots competing with workers, it's now housewives who find themselves out of a job because they're being replaced by {{Robot Maid}}s and {{SexBot}}s. Annika-709 of S.H.E. ([[FunWithAcronyms Society for Human Enhancement]]) offers women the [[WeCanRebuildHim chance to become cyborgs]] so they can compete on an equal basis, while the Home Subjugation Front calls for housewives to "reject the soulless machines of modern consumerism, and [[StayInTheKitchen return to a Golden Age of exploitation and domestic drudgery]]."

* {{Cyborg}}: Annika-709, a [[DumbBlonde barely sentient blonde]] who is now a Series/BionicWoman. She is the HiveQueen of the [[FunWithAcronyms Society for Human Enhancement]], a political movement seeking to artificially enhance women so they can compete with the {{Job Stealing Robot}}s who are taking over [[StayInTheKitchen their roles as housewives and maids]].

* {{Cyborg}}: Annika-709, a [[DumbBlonde barely sentient blonde]] who is now a Series/BionicWoman. She is the HiveQueen of the [[FunWithAcronyms Society for Human Enhancement]], a political movement seeking to artificially enhance women so they can compete with the {{Job Stealing Robot}}s who are taking over their roles as housewives and maids.

* TeethClenchedTeamwork: After an [[NotWhatItLooksLike embarrassing incident with a household robot]], Captain Proton is ordered to work with [[TagalongReporter 'Buster' Kincaid]] and Martian investigator [=TuMok=].

* {{Kaiju}}: Buster has a flashback to the war when he was the child pilot of a HumongousMecha battling Franchise/{{Godzilla}}.
-->He recovered consciousness to see Godzilla bearing down on him with all the fury of a mutant monster who's been woken by some idiot using an H-bomb as an alarm clock.

* {{Cyborg}}: Annika-709, a [[DumbBlonde barely sentient blonde]] who is now a Series/BionicWoman. She is the HiveQueen of the [[FunWithAcronyms Society for Human Enhancement]], a HiveMind seeking to artificially enhance women so they can compete with the {{Job Stealing Robot}}s who are taking over their roles as housewives and maids.

* {{Cyborg}}: Annika-709, a [[DumbBlonde barely sentient blonde]] who has been artificially enhanced like the famous tennis player Bjorn of Borg.

* VillainWithGoodPublicity: MadScientist Dr. Zarkendorf

You will BE AMAZED by the [[ZeeRust INCREDIBLE FUTURE OF 2009]] with its {{jetpack}}s, {{flying car}}s, [[DomedCity domed cities]], alien monsters and [[MasterComputer vast electronic superbrains]]! Where [[RetroRocket rocketships]] TRAVEL TO THE STARS and [[SexBot alluring robot girls]] cater to YOUR EVERY DESIRE! You will GASP AT INCONCEIVABLE MARVELS like [[CommLinks mobile telephones]], [[FuturisticSuperhighway interstate highways]], [[OurDoorsAreDifferent automatic sliding doors]], [[SpaceStation artificial satellites]], and {{weapons of mass destruction}}!