History Fanfic / IWontSay

* Cloudcuckooland: Wammy's House.

* [[IfYouEverDoAnythingToHurtHer If You Ever Do Anything To Hurt Him]] - Mello (warning Light) and he manages to be ''quite intimidating'' for a 14 year old kid.

* {{Ukefication}}: L, semi-justified though in that he's doing it out of concern for the safety of Watari and the kids and [[TheMasochismTango mostly makes life miserable for Light any chance he gets...]]

* SubvertedKidsShow: Near was making some finger puppets of those he considers family. Light is surprised that that includes him, but then notes that it's sitting not so innocently on his middle finger.

''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4760868/1/I_Wont_Say I Won't Say]]'' by Cassidy304 is an [[AlternateUniverseFic AU]] {{WAFF}}y (non-explicit) [[SlashFic Light/L]] ''DeathNote'' FanFic in which Light "wins" and could kill L and Watari at any time if he wanted to... [[VillainousCrush but decides he would rather keep L alive]]. He also insists that they spend Christmas together with L's "family..."

** Later L invites [[spoiler: Beyond Birthday]] to come join them for Christmas...

--> '''L:''' Light-kun is right. Believing in ghosts is like claiming that you own a magical notebook or that you have a pet monster that only eats apples. Don't be ridiculous.

* WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway?: Misa's fairy tale
* YouCanSeeMe?

* DeathTakesAHoliday: [[InvokedTrope Invoked]] when Light suggests that the Taskforce send out another "fake" Kira broadcast saying that [[ChristmasSpecial Kira will suspend judgments for the holiday season]] and the [[SecretIdentity real Kira]] will have to follow it if he wants to maintain his good PR.

''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4760868/1/I_Wont_Say I Won't Say]]'' by Cassidy304 is an [[AlternateUniverseFic AU]] {{WAFF}}y [[SlashFic Light/L]] ''DeathNote'' FanFic in which Light "wins" and could kill L and Watari at any time if he wanted to... [[VillainousCrush but decides he would rather keep L alive]]. He also insists that they spend Christmas together with L's "family..."

* ArbitrarySkepticism - There's no such thing as ghosts!

* BecomingTheMask
* BetaCouple – Mello and Matt.
* BigBrotherBully – Mello
* BigBrotherInstinct – L, [[spoiler: and Light]] towards the Wammy orphans.
* BigScrewedUpFamily – It could be a SitCom called "Meet the Successors"!

* ChainedToABed

* CrystalDragonJesus – in this the First Book of Mello, we have made the following decrees...
* [[MommasBoy Daddy’s Boys]] / EvenBadMenLoveTheirMamas - Watari scolds L and [[spoiler: Beyond]] and tells them to behave themselves, they answer with a meek "Yes sir."
* DatingCatWoman
* DidWeJustHaveTeaWithCthulhu – The entire time. Near is mystified when pondering the fact that KIRA just ruffled his hair, as is Mello when he made them cocoa, etc.

* DracoInLeatherPants – Light, Mello (justified in that this is before the TimeSkip), Misa, [[spoiler: Beyond]]...
** Lampshaded?
--> '''Matt:''' Mello, you're ruining [[FinalFantasyVII Sephiroth.]] Give him ''back''.
* DudeWheresMyRespect - "The God of the New World" finds himself wondering this frequently.

* ElephantInTheLivingRoom – that Light is Kira.

* ExactEavesdropping – Near stumbles into the Kira x L soap opera.
* ExactWords - "no morning sex... ({{Beat}}) or afternoon sex, or evening sex or..."
* ExtremeDoormat – L from his training at Wammy's House. Light sets out to convince L that he's allowed to be a human being with emotions.
* FamilyValuesVillain - [[TheStraightMan Light]] is usually the one scandalized by the Wammy's kids wacky hijinks.
* FilkSong – [[ShoutOut to music from]] {{Disney}}'s ''[[{{Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast}} Beauty and The Beast]]''.
* TheGlomp – L gets attacked by his successors in this way.
* HarmlessVillain - [[spoiler: Light, Misa, Beyond...]]

* HeIsNotMyBoyfriend -

* IncrediblyLamePun – Princess "Elle" from the [[ShowWithinAShow bedtime story fairy tales]].
* ItsNotYouItsMe – [[spoiler: Much to Light's relief, Misa breaks up with him after falling for Hideki Ryuuga the pop star.]]

* LetsSplitUpGang - "[[CrowningMomentOfFunny STUPID GENIUSES!]]"
* LimaSyndrome - [[spoiler: Light comes to like and [[PapaWolf become very protective]] of the Wammy Orphans and becomes really insulted when L suggests that he would ever try to kill them.]]

* MartyStu – Parodied with Sir Luminare, Light's SelfInsert character [[ShowWithinAShow in the bedtime story fairy tales]] is [[MagicKnight an absurdly powerful warrior, a skilled magician,]] and [[MaryTzu a brilliant strategist]], and of course he gets the Princess.
* MirrorMonster – [[spoiler: subverted, she's just lonely and wants someone to talk to.]]
* MomentKiller – Mello, Matt, and Near are on a holy mission to be this.
* [[MySisterIsOffLimits Our Brother Is Off Limits]] – the trio are not happy about Light moving in on L.
* NobleDemon – Light.

* PeekABangs – [[spoiler: Beyond]] does the {{Emo}} version.

* SecretIdentityIdentity - [[spoiler: both Light and L have this little crisis- Light wants L as his boyfriend but also wants to be God of the New World and L is his main obstacle. Meanwhile L the Detective wants to arrest Kira but L the person has also developed feelings for Light...]]

* SiblingRivalry - between Mello and Near.

* SubvertedInnocence – "What have you been teaching these kids?!"
* SubvertedKidsShow – Near was making some finger puppets of those he considers family. Light is surprised that that includes him, but then notes that it's sitting not so innocently on his middle finger.
* TalkingToTheDead – L expresses his concerns about entering a relationship with Kira to A and B’s graves.

* TastesLikeDiabetes – Misa's fairy tale and this fic in general.
* TeamMom - L
* TeamDad – Light, "Mello, leave that poor kid alone and get in here, right now!"
* ThatPoorPlant - L relates that [[BeyondTheImpossible he once managed to kill a cactus by forgetting to water it.]]
* {{Ukefication}} – L, semi-justified though in that he's doing it out of concern for the safety of Watari and the kids and [[TheMasochismTango mostly makes life miserable for Light any chance he gets...]]
* UnusuallyUninterestingSight - Sorry, but after having a {{Shinigami}} appear in your bedroom in the middle of the night a [[spoiler: run-of-the-mill ghost]] isn't going to cut it...

* VillainousCrush - Light towards L.

* {{Wangst}}
* WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway? – Misa's fairy tale

* YouWillBeSpared – Light to L, with the caveat of "[[WhyDidYouMakeMeHitYou don't make me kill anyone else.]]"

* [[strike: MySisterIsOffLimits]] Our Brother Is Off Limits – the trio are not happy about Light moving in on L.

* DracoInLeatherPants – Light, Mello (justified in that this is before the TimeSkip), Misa...

** Light can only watch on in horror as L and [[spoiler: Beyond]] bicker and snipe at each other [[Manchild with all the maturity of six year olds]].

* SiblingRivalry

* SecretIdentityIdentity

** [[TearJerker Later when L wants to introduce Light to his parents.]]