Line #51 Fanfic/IWontSay


1	''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4760868/1/I_Wont_Say I Won't Say]]'' by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/934043/angeltrap angeltrap]] is an [[AlternateUniverseFic AU]] SugarWiki/{{WAFF}}y (non-explicit) [[SlashFic Light/L]] ''Manga/DeathNote'' FanFic in which Light "wins" and could kill L and Watari at any time if he wanted to... [[VillainousCrush but decides he would rather keep L alive]]. He also insists that they spend [[ChristmasSpecial Christmas together]] with L's "family..."
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4	!! ''I Won't Say'' provides examples of:
5	* ArbitrarySkepticism: There's no such thing as ghosts!
6	--> '''L:''' Light-kun is right. [[LampshadeHanging Believing in ghosts is like claiming that you own a magical notebook or that you have a pet monster that only eats apples. Don't be ridiculous.]]
7	* BecomingTheMask: [[spoiler: L really does become friendly with Kira and Light spends so much time playing nice around L and the orphans he becomes a PapaWolf for them.]]
8	* BetaCouple: Mello and Matt.
9	* BigBrotherBully: Mello
10	* BigBrotherInstinct: L, [[spoiler: and Light]] towards the Wammy orphans.
11	* BigScrewedUpFamily: It could be a SitCom called "Meet the Successors"!
12	* ButtMonkey: Light and Near.
13	* ChainedToABed: Light, courtesy of L-[[NotWhatItLooksLike for perfectly innocent reasons.]]
14	* CleaningUpRomanticLooseEnds: [[spoiler: In this fic Misa gets paired up with Hideki Ryuuga the pop star to avoid having to go the the usual DieForOurShip route.]]
15	* {{Cloudcuckooland}}: Wammy's House.
16	* DatingCatWoman: L and Kira.
17	* DeathTakesAHoliday: [[InvokedTrope Invoked]] when Light suggests that the Taskforce send out another "fake" Kira broadcast saying that [[ChristmasSpecial Kira will suspend judgments for the holiday season]] and the [[SecretIdentity real Kira]] will have to follow it if he wants to maintain [[VillainWithGoodPublicity his good PR.]]
18	* DidWeJustHaveTeaWithCthulhu: The entire time. Near is mystified when pondering the fact that KIRA just ruffled his hair, as is Mello when he made them cocoa, etc.
19	** Later L invites [[spoiler: Beyond Birthday]] to come join them for Christmas.
20	* DoubleDate: [[spoiler: Light and L with Misa and Hideki Ryuuga.]]
21	* DudeWheresMyRespect: "The God of the New World" finds himself wondering this frequently.
22	* DysfunctionJunction:
23	-->'''Light:''' L... [[HypocriticalHumor You're not exactly the sanest person I've ever met, but after seeing three other examples produced by the same environment, I just have to ask... how come you're not any more off the wall?]]
24	-->'''L:''' I started meddling with [[SerialKiller serial killers]], [[AxCrazy psychos]] and [[AGodAmI megalomaniac]] [[EvilOverlord criminal masterminds]] instead. [[LampshadeHanging That must have saved my sanity.]]
25	* EasilyForgiven: L invites [[spoiler: Beyond Birthday]] to join them for Christmas dinner [[spoiler: and eventually he comes to forgive Light for being Kira and reciprocates his feelings.]]
26	* ElephantInTheLivingRoom: that Light is Kira.
27	* EvenBadMenLoveTheirMamas: Watari scolds L and [[spoiler: Beyond]] and tells them to behave themselves, they answer with a meek "Yes sir."
28	* ExactEavesdropping: Near stumbles into the Kira x L soap opera.
29	* ExactWords: "no morning sex... ({{Beat}}) or afternoon sex, or evening sex or..."
30	* ExtremeDoormat: L from his training at Wammy's House. Light sets out to convince L that he's allowed to be a human being with emotions.
31	* FamilyValuesVillain: [[TheStraightMan Light]] is usually the one scandalized by the Wammy's kids wacky hijinks.
32	* GenreShift: ''Manga/DeathNote'' [[SugarWiki/{{WAFF}} the Heartwarming]] [[ChristmasSpecial Holiday Special.]]
33	* TheGlomp: L gets attacked by his successors in this way.
34	* HarmlessVillain: [[spoiler: Light, Misa, Beyond...]]
35	* HeIsNotMyBoyfriend:
36	-->'''Light:''' Hello, everyone, I'm Light, L's boyfr-
37	-->'''L:''' My co-worker!
38	* HollywoodApocrypha: in this the First Book of Mello, we have made the following decrees...
39	* IfYouEverDoAnythingToHurtHer: Mello (warning Light) and he manages to be ''quite intimidating'' for a 14 year old kid.
40	* IncrediblyLamePun: Princess "Elle" from the [[ShowWithinAShow bedtime story fairy tales]].
41	* ItsNotYouItsMe: [[spoiler: Much to Light's relief, Misa breaks up with him after falling for Hideki Ryuuga the pop star.]]
42	* LetsSplitUpGang: "[[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments STUPID GENIUSES!]]"
43	* LimaSyndrome: [[spoiler: Light comes to like and [[PapaWolf become very protective]] of the Wammy Orphans and becomes really insulted when L suggests that he would ever try to kill them.]]
44	* LockedInARoom
45	-->'''L:''' Where's Near?
46	-->'''Mello:''' Oh, he's safe...
47	-->'''Matt:''' ... in a closet.
48	* MirrorMonster: [[spoiler: subverted, she's just lonely and wants someone to talk to.]]
49	* MomentKiller: Mello, Matt, and Near are on a holy mission to be this.
50	* MySisterIsOffLimits: the trio are not happy about Light moving in on L.
51	* NobleDemon: Light.
52	* OnlySaneMan: ''[[AGodAmI Light]]'' plays this role in contrast with the Wammy's Kids.
53	* PapaWolf: Light becomes this for L and the Wammy's kids.
54	-->'''Light:''' I will also keep the [[ArtifactOfDeath Death Note]] where I can reach it whenever I need to, because I will need that power to protect you and our orphans. But... would you, and could you, perhaps, consider... combining Kira and L's powers?
55	-->'''L:''' What, as in, 'Quit killing, or I'll set Kira on you'?
56	-->'''Light:''' Yeah, pretty much like that.
57	* ScarpiaUltimatum: Subverted but brought up. [[spoiler:When Misa comes to the Wammy House and L realizes that now Light has all the names of the kids, he offers his complete obedience to Light and when Light asks if that also means sex, L agrees. Light however, upset that L thought he was going to force him into sex for the orphans safety, pushed him away.]]
58	* SecretIdentityIdentity: [[spoiler: both Light and L have this little crisis- Light wants L as his boyfriend but also wants to be God of the New World and L is his main obstacle. Meanwhile L the Detective wants to arrest Kira but L the person has also developed feelings for Light...]]
59	* SeenItAll: Light is completely unfazed upon meeting [[spoiler: a ghost]].
60	* ShoutOut: to ''Film/AVPAlienVsPredator'', ''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast'', and ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII''.
61	* SiblingRivalry: between Mello and Near.
62	** Light can only watch on in horror as L and [[spoiler: Beyond]] bicker and snipe at each other [[ManChild with all the maturity of six year olds]].
63	-->'''Light:''' Next you're going to start sticking out your tongu- ''just like that!'' L, I saw that!
64	-->'''L:''' What? He started it.
65	* SubvertedInnocence: "What have you been teaching these kids?!"
66	* SubvertedKidsShow: Near was making some finger puppets of those he considers family. Light is surprised that that includes him, but then notes that it's sitting not so innocently on [[FlippingTheBird his middle finger.]]
67	* TalkingToTheDead: L expresses his concerns about entering a relationship with Kira to A and B's graves.
68	** [[spoiler: [[TearJerker Later L introduces Light to his parents.]]]]
69	* TeamMom: L
70	* TeamDad: Light, "Mello, leave that poor kid alone and get in here, right now!"
71	* ThatPoorPlant: L relates that he once managed to kill a cactus by forgetting to water it.
72	* UnusuallyUninterestingSight: Sorry, but after having a {{Shinigami}} appear in your bedroom in the middle of the night a [[spoiler: run-of-the-mill ghost]] isn't going to cut it...
73	-->'''[[spoiler: Ghost girl:]]''' You're not afraid?
74	-->'''Light:''' [[SeenItAll Should I be?]]
75	* VillainOverForDinner: When [[spoiler: Misa]] arrives at Wammy's House L panics because [[spoiler:before when it was just Light they were reasonably safe since they were all using aliases. But now that the [[{{Namedar}} Second Kira]] is here Light can find out the [[IKnowYourTrueName true names]] of the children and kill them all if he wanted to.]]
76	* VillainousCrush: Light towards L.
77	* WantsAPrizeForBasicDecency: Light genuinely ''doesn't'' want to hurt L, but that doesn't stop him from feeling slightly entitled to a reciprocation of his feelings based on that fact alone. There is a genuinely uncomfortable moment in chapter 6 where [[spoiler: Light pins L to the bed and starts touching him precisely ''because'' he realizes L is terrified. He stops almost immediately, and complains that he's been so ''nice'', respecting L's boundaries, that he doesn't understand why L won't give him a chance.]] He gets better.
78	* WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway: Misa's fairy tale
79	* WoundedGazelleGambit: when L catches Mello and Matt snooping around his bedroom, Matt turns on the waterworks and tries to blame it all on Light.
80	* {{Xenafication}}: One of the "enhancements" L makes to Light's bedtime story fairy tale.
81	* YouWillBeSpared: Light to L, with the caveat of "[[WhyDidYouMakeMeHitYou don't make me kill anyone else.]]"
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