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* AdventurerOutfit: While piloting Agatha's dirigible, Asha is wearing an outfit that strongly resembles an aviators jacket.
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* BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor: Robert begs Stannis to let him come to the Stepstones' campaign, saying he would burn King's Landing just for the chance to fight. Right in that moment, a wildfire cache in King's Landing explodes.
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* BigWhat: Robert's reaction when he learns Stannis went and married all on his own. [[spoiler:His reaction becomes even wilder when it turns [[spoiler:He later finds out that Stannis ''did'' ask for permission, and that he gave it in a drunken fit.]]
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* CheshireCatGrin: Stannis when he presents his wife Lynesse Hightower to Robert, after the latter tries to get him married to Selene Florent. The narration mentions that "his face twisted in a most unnatural way". Hilariously, it takes a few weeks to recover his normally dour expression, and needs bandages and poultices to do so.
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* DidntSeeThatComing: Tywin clearly did not think Tyrion would spit towards him, much less [[spoiler:renounce to all of his rights to Casterly Rock, all so that Tywin will not try to control either him or Agatha]].Agatha through his inheritance]].
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* MundaneObjectAmazement: Of all of Agatha's inventions, what really clinch's it for Robert is the 'beer helmet' that allows him to drink with his hands free.
* MustHaveCaffeine: Sandor likes to drink something made out of "wakebean" (obviously coffee). After Agatha first drinks some coffee, she decides she has to begin trading to get more.
* MustHaveCaffeine: Sandor likes to drink something made out of "wakebean" (obviously coffee). After Agatha first drinks some coffee, she decides she has to begin trading to get more.
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* MundaneObjectAmazement: Of all of Agatha's inventions, what really clinch's clinches it for Robert is the 'beer helmet' that allows him to drink with his hands free.
* MustHaveCaffeine: Sandor likes to drink something made out of "wakebean" (obviously coffee). After Agatha first drinks some coffee, she decides she has to begin trading to get more. And then, she invents the Coffee Engine...
* MustHaveCaffeine: Sandor likes to drink something made out of "wakebean" (obviously coffee). After Agatha first drinks some coffee, she decides she has to begin trading to get more. And then, she invents the Coffee Engine...
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*** She also tells Stannis, who he has married, that he is no tourney knight who crowned her Queen of Love and Beauty[[note]]In the books, that's how she met Jorah Mormont, whom he married.[[/note]]
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*** She also tells Stannis, who he has married, [[spoiler:her husband Stannis]] that he is no tourney knight who crowned her Queen of Love and Beauty[[note]]In the books, that's how she met Jorah Mormont, whom he married.[[/note]]
* NotMeThisTime: the plan Agatha uses to go help King's Landing after the explosion is "Response to Major Conflagration In Distant Location 7B (Not My Fault This Time, Honest)"
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* PityTheKidnapper: Tywin does not apprear outwardly very angry when Robert takes Agatha away from his control [[spoiler: And names her the royal artificer]], because he knows full well what she is capable of and bets that they'll be begging him to take her back to the Westerlands in a year at most.
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* PityTheKidnapper: Tywin does not apprear outwardly very angry when Robert takes Agatha away from his control [[spoiler: And [[spoiler:and names her the royal artificer]], because he knows full well what she is capable of and bets that they'll be begging him to take her back to the Westerlands in a year at most.
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* UnderestimatingBadassery: Littlefinger was planning to use Agatha's brilliance for his own benefit and was sorely underestimating her...right up until he walked in on her bringing a severed arm to life.
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* BigWhat: Robert's reaction when he learns Stannis went and married all on his own. [[spoiler:His reaction becomes even wilder when it turns out Stannis ''did'' ask for permission, and that he gave it in a drunken fit.]]
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** Cersei becomes unhinged after the [[spoiler:Dragonpit explosion]] nearly kills her, Jaime and Joffrey. Worse, she begins to think that Agatha may be the "more beautiful than her" woman that might bring her down.
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* KarmicDeath: [[spoiler:Gregor Clegane, destroyed by one of Agatha's clanks after he rapes Tysha and finally burned alive in Clegane Keep.]]
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* KarmicDeath: [[spoiler:Gregor Clegane, destroyed by one of Agatha's clanks a clank Agatha made with his own armour after he rapes Tysha and finally burned alive in Clegane Keep.]]
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* JustSmileAndNod: Tyrion gets a Summer Islands ship crew to do this when Asha takes their wakebeans by the iron price - of course, he promises to pay them for the wakebeans in gold and supplies.
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*** She also tells Stannis, who he has married, that he is no tourney knight who crowned her Queen of Love and Beauty[[note]]In the books, that's how she met Jorah Mormont, whom he married.[[/note]]
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** Asha Greyjoy, when she finds out that Agatha was the one that created Ser Tock.
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* WithUsOrAgainstUs: Sandor tells Asha that she's soon going to have to decide whether she will join Agatha or stay with the Greyjoys.Greyjoys, [[spoiler:particularly since it is clear that they are about to begin their rebellion]].
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* AndIMustScream: [[spoiler:Gregor Clegane after his encounter with Ser Tock, and before being burned alive.]]
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* KarmicDeath: [[spoiler:Gregor Clegane, destroyed by one of Agatha's clanks after he rapes Tysha and finally burned alive in Clegane Keep.]]
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* BigEntrance: The group of Tywin, Tyrion, Agatha and Asha descend into kings landing via airship. Tywin planned this To display to the capital the power the Westerlands now has thanks to Agatha.
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* AdventurerOutfit: While piloting Agatha's dirigible, Asha is wearing an outfit that strongly resembles an aviators jacket.
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* WithUsOrAgainstUs: Sandor tells Asha that she's soon going to have to decide whether she wants to wear Agatha's symbol or not.
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* CombatPragmatist: When rifles are introduced to King's Landing, while some of the older knights and nobles say it's not a very honourable way to fight, some of the other more practical minded care more about their effectivness.
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* DeathRay: Agatha builds one quite early on. [[spoiler: They're also may or may not be one in Lannisport doubling as a lighthouse.]]
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* PityTheKidnapper: Tywin does not apprear outwordly very angry when Robert takes Agatha away from his control [[spoiler: And names her the royal artificer]], because he knows full well what she is capable of and bets that they'll be begging him to take her back to the Westerlands in a year at most.
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* PityTheKidnapper: Tywin does not apprear outwordly outwardly very angry when Robert takes Agatha away from his control [[spoiler: And names her the royal artificer]], because he knows full well what she is capable of and bets that they'll be begging him to take her back to the Westerlands in a year at most.
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** Agatha builds a chicken legged Clank house that keeps breaking down on her she named 'Baba Yaga'
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* UnderestimatingBadassery: Littlefinger was planning to use Agatha's brilliance for his own benefit and was sorely underestimating her...right up until he walked in on her bringing a severed arm to life.
* WithUsOrAgainstUs: Sandor tells Asha that she's soon going to have to decide whether she wants to wear Agatha's symbol or not.
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* DidntSeeThatComing: Tywin clearly did not think Tyrion would spit towards him, much less [[spoiler:renounce to all of his rights to Casterly Rock, all so that Tywin will not try to control either him or Agatha]].
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* AnArmyOfThievesAndWhores: mostly the latter, which Agatha takes into protection after Ser Tock's rampage through the Sailor's Quarter.
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* GoldDigger: Stannis's new bride [[spoiler: Lynesse of house Hightower]] initially comes of as this, as she is seen bringing home many exspensive things she bought with his money. However later proves to be quite intelligent as she comes up with idea's for Stannis to become ven wealthier that leave him stunned for a moment.
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* GoldDigger: Stannis's new bride [[spoiler: Lynesse of house House Hightower]] initially comes of off as this, as she is seen bringing home many exspensive things she bought with his money. However However, she later proves to be quite intelligent intelligent, as she comes up with idea's ideas for Stannis to become ven even wealthier that leave him stunned for a moment.
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* GoldDigger: Stannis's new bride [[spoiler: Lynesse of house Hightower]] initially comes of as this, as she is seen bringing home many exspensive things she bought with his money. However later proves to be quite intelligent as she comes up with idea's for Stannis to become ven wealthier that leave him stunned for a moment.
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* PityTheKidnapper: Tywin does not apprear outwordly very angry when Robert takes Agatha away from his control [[spoiler: And names her the royal artificer]], because he knows full well what she is capable of and bets that they'll be begging him to take her back to the Westerlands in a year at most.
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* ReplacementGoldfish: Cersei is afraid that Tywin has replaced her with Agatha, seeing the younger girl as the daughter she should have been.
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* AxCrazy: some people that have seen Agatha when she goes into the "madness place" have compared her to Aerys "The Mad King".
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* AnArmyOfThievesAndWhores: mostly the latter, which Agatha takes into protection after Ser Tock's rampage through the Sailor's Quarter.
* AxCrazy:some many people that have seen Agatha when she goes into the "madness place" have compared her to Aerys "The Mad King".
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* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: as [[spoiler:Gregor Clegane gets pummelled by his armor]], someone improvises a version of "The Bear and the Maiden Fair" where the knight in the song suffers all sorts of misfortunes, including "one act favored by lonely sailors long at sea".
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* MyGodWhatHaveIDone: Kevan Lannister, when he realizes that Agatha is ''much'' more dangerous than what she looks like.
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* RagsToRiches: While not exactly rags in the truest sense, Stannis suddenly finds himself filthy rich when the Lannsters start to buy the seemingly worthless sunstances that Dragonstone has in abundance.
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* RagsToRiches: While not exactly rags in the truest sense, Stannis suddenly finds himself filthy rich when the Lannsters Lannisters start to buy the seemingly worthless sunstances that Dragonstone has in abundance.abundance (sulphur, mostly).
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* KickTheSonOfABitch: Gregor Clegane, after [[spoiler:he brutally rapes Tysha in one of his fits]]. First, he [[spoiler:gets glass forcibly inserted into his body via blunderbuss]], then [[spoiler:he loses pretty much everything he had to his name]], later [[spoiler:he gets smashed by his own armor (which Agatha turns into a Clank in her sleep)]], and finally [[spoiler:he is ignonimiously killed by Amory Lorch]].
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* IfYouEverDoAnythingToHurtHer: Agatha lays it on Sandor after he sleeps with Tysha, telling him he'd better treat her well, ''or else''.
* KickTheSonOfABitch: Gregor Clegane, after [[spoiler:he brutally rapes Tysha in one of his fits]]. First, he [[spoiler:gets glass forcibly inserted into his body via blunderbuss]], then [[spoiler:he loses pretty much everything hehad has to his name]], later [[spoiler:he gets smashed by his own armor (which Agatha turns has turned into a Clank in her sleep)]], and finally [[spoiler:he is ignonimiously killed by Amory Lorch]].
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** Lynesse Hightower, upon getting married, starts to live the great life on her husband's coin.
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* MundaneObjectAmazment: Of all of Agatha's inventions, what really clinch's it for Robert is the 'beer helmet' that allows him to drink with his hands free.
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* RagsToRiches: While not exactly rags in the truest sense, Stannis suddenly finds himself filthy rich when the Lannsters start to buy the seemingly worthless sunstances that Dragonstone has in abundance.
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''For those born under the sigil of the trilobite, the answer is "both".''\\
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''For those born under the sigil of the trilobite, [[TakingAThirdOption the answer is "both"."both"]].''\\
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** Cersei becomes unhinged after the [[spoiler:Dragonpit explosion]] nearly kills her, Jaime and Joffrey.
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* CurbStompBattle: Asha Greyjoy tries to assault Agatha's dirigible, trying to take over it. Agatha lays her down flat in one punch.
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* Nerdgasm: WordOfGod jokingly says this is what happened when the Oldtown Maesters learned about printing presses.
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* SkyPirate: when Asha sees the first dirigible ever made in Planetos, she thinks she can become this by taking over it.
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* {{Squee}}: King Robert loves the kettenkrads, so much that he decides to replace a tourney with kettenkrad races.
* SkyPirate: when Asha Greyjoy sees the first dirigible ever made in Planetos, she thinks she can become this by taking overit.it. See CurbStompBattle for the result.
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* TakeAThirdOption: at the beginning, there is a small monologue about how the gods threw a coin to determine if a Targaryen would be brilliant or mad. For the members of House Heterodyne, the answer is "both".
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* TakeAThirdOption: at see the beginning, there is a small monologue about how quote on the gods threw a coin to determine if a Targaryen would be brilliant or mad. For the members of House Heterodyne, the answer is "both".top...
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* BreakTheCutie: Tysha after [[spoiler:Gregor Clegane rapes her.]]
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* MythologyGag: the accidental break-up of her trilobite medallion is what triggers the resurgence of her Spark.
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** Tyrion almost kisses Tysha, but halts her when he remembers he is at Casterly Rock - and tells Tysha to learn what happened to his grandfather's mistress.
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* CassandraTruth: Tywin thinks that Agatha's drawings of "Clanks" are just her imagination running wild. He becomes disabused of that notion when he meets Sir Tock, Agatha's first Clank [[spoiler:which she made out of Gregor Clegane's armor]].
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* ForScience: becomes one of Agatha's (and some other people's) CatchPhrases.
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* OhCrap: probably Agatha when she realizes she is no longer in Transylvania.
** Probably one of the most hilarious ones everread, when written: [[spoiler:Gregor Clegane Clegane, when he realizes he is about to be pounded into paste by his own armor]].
** Probably one of the most hilarious ones ever
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''This is the chronicle of Agatha Heterodyne, First of Her Name and founder of the House of Wonders, who came from lands still undiscovered to shake the foundations of the World.''
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''This is the chronicle of Agatha Heterodyne, First of Her Name and founder of the House of Wonders, who came from lands still undiscovered to shake the foundations of the World.''
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->''It was said of the Targaryen dynasty that, when one of the dragon's blood was born, the gods flipped a coin to determine whether the child's fate would be genius or madness.''\\
''For those born under the sigil of the trilobite, the answer is "both".''\\
''This is the chronicle of Agatha Heterodyne, First of Her Name and founder of the House of Wonders, who came from lands still undiscovered to shake the foundations of the World.''
--'''''For SCIENCE!''''', by Maester Qyburn
''For those born under the sigil of the trilobite, the answer is "both".''\\
''This is the chronicle of Agatha Heterodyne, First of Her Name and founder of the House of Wonders, who came from lands still undiscovered to shake the foundations of the World.''
--'''''For SCIENCE!''''', by Maester Qyburn
* ActuallyPrettyFunny: Sandor, although he is being robbed of the chance to [[spoiler:kill his brother]], thinks [[spoiler:Gregor being pummelled by his own armor]] is hilarious.
** Cersei becomes unhinged after the [[spoiler:Dragonpit explosion]] nearly kills her, Jaime and Joffrey.
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* LoveAtFirstPunch: Tyrion begins to fall in love with Agatha shortly after she knocked him out with a branch.
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* OhCrap: probably one of the most hilarious ones ever seen, when [[spoiler:Gregor Clegane realizes he is about to be pounded into paste by his own armor]].
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* SuperweaponSurprise: considering Agatha's Spark, it is a given. For example, [[spoiler:when she defends Tysha from Gregor Clegane using a blunderbuss loaded with glass]].
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* SuperweaponSurprise: considering Agatha's Spark, it is a given. For example, [[spoiler:when she defends Tysha from Gregor Clegane using a blunderbuss loaded with glass]].glass]].
* TakeAThirdOption: at the beginning, there is a small monologue about how the gods threw a coin to determine if a Targaryen would be brilliant or mad. For the members of House Heterodyne, the answer is "both".
* ZeppelinsFromAnotherWorld: Agatha introduces dirigibles to Westeros.
* TakeAThirdOption: at the beginning, there is a small monologue about how the gods threw a coin to determine if a Targaryen would be brilliant or mad. For the members of House Heterodyne, the answer is "both".
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''[[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=322412 A Spark of Ice and Fire]]'' is a CrossOver FanFic between Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire and WebComic/GirlGenius. The crossover takes place during an, in appearance small, but ultimately very important moment of the series: when Jaime and Tyrion found a young girl called Tysha in the forests outside Casterly Rock. In the books, while Jaime scared off the brigands attacking Tysha [[spoiler:actually some men paid off by Tywin and Jaime to do this]], Tyrion went for Tysha, something that developed in a relationship and a marriage that was horribly ended when [[spoiler:Tywin had all of his guardsmen rape Tysha]].
In ''A Spark of Ice and Fire'', there is two girls: Tysha and a blonde, green-eyed thirteen-year-old called Agatha Clay that has been ripped apart from her homeland in mysterious circumstances. When Tyrion comes to their aid, Agatha smashes him with a branch, mistaking him for one of the brigands. The change in circumstances leads Jaime to take his brother and the two girls back to Casterly Rock, and, while there, Agatha begins to demonstrate some strange abilities, such as a voice with a madness tinge or her knowledge of things that have never been seen in Westeros, like railways or clanks...
The story (which, unfortunately, can only be accessed by AlternateHistoryDotCom members) is a very good one, pointing out the madness that is the WebComic/GirlGenius universe and seamlessly introducing it into the gritty low fantasy that is Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire. It has lots of humor, much action, some romance and even some political drama around. If you are a fan of either of the universes, it is totally worth the read.
!! ''A Spark of Ice and Fire'' has the following examples of tropes:
* AxCrazy: some people that have seen Agatha when she goes into the "madness place" have compared her to Aerys "The Mad King".
* CurbStompBattle: Asha Greyjoy tries to assault Agatha's dirigible, trying to take over it. Agatha lays her down flat in one punch.
* ForScience: becomes one of Agatha's (and some other people's) CatchPhrases.
* HeroicBSOD: Agatha, when she realizes that Tywin Lannister is not as good as she thought - particularly after learning how he organized the murder of Rhaegar's children.
* KickTheSonOfABitch: Gregor Clegane, after [[spoiler:he brutally rapes Tysha in one of his fits]]. First, he [[spoiler:gets glass forcibly inserted into his body via blunderbuss]], then [[spoiler:he loses pretty much everything he had to his name]], later [[spoiler:he gets smashed by his own armor (which Agatha turns into a Clank in her sleep)]], and finally [[spoiler:he is ignonimiously killed by Amory Lorch]].
* {{Irony}}: Stannis sets a gunpowder production point in the Dragonpit, wanting to make sure it does not mix with the wildfire that has been stored elsewhere.
* LiquidCourage: when a drunk Tyrion finds himself in front of [[spoiler:Gregor Clegane's Clank-ified armor as it looks for Gregor]], he acts nonchalantly as he gives out directions, and complains about its rudeness.
* MadScientist: Agatha, natch.
* MythologyGag: the accidental break-up of her trilobite medallion is what triggers the resurgence of her Spark.
** Tyrion treatens to destroy Casterly Rock and everything that surrounds it if anything happens to Agatha, much like Gil did towards England.
** Sandor again feels comforted by the song of a "little bird".
* Nerdgasm: WordOfGod jokingly says this is what happened when the Oldtown Maesters learned about printing presses.
* OhCrap: probably one of the most hilarious ones ever seen, when [[spoiler:Gregor Clegane realizes he is about to be pounded into paste by his own armor]].
** Littlefinger's reaction when he realizes what Agatha and co. are really capable of.
* SkyPirate: when Asha sees the first dirigible ever made in Planetos, she thinks she can become this by taking over it.
* SuperweaponSurprise: considering Agatha's Spark, it is a given. For example, [[spoiler:when she defends Tysha from Gregor Clegane using a blunderbuss loaded with glass]].
In ''A Spark of Ice and Fire'', there is two girls: Tysha and a blonde, green-eyed thirteen-year-old called Agatha Clay that has been ripped apart from her homeland in mysterious circumstances. When Tyrion comes to their aid, Agatha smashes him with a branch, mistaking him for one of the brigands. The change in circumstances leads Jaime to take his brother and the two girls back to Casterly Rock, and, while there, Agatha begins to demonstrate some strange abilities, such as a voice with a madness tinge or her knowledge of things that have never been seen in Westeros, like railways or clanks...
The story (which, unfortunately, can only be accessed by AlternateHistoryDotCom members) is a very good one, pointing out the madness that is the WebComic/GirlGenius universe and seamlessly introducing it into the gritty low fantasy that is Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire. It has lots of humor, much action, some romance and even some political drama around. If you are a fan of either of the universes, it is totally worth the read.
!! ''A Spark of Ice and Fire'' has the following examples of tropes:
* AxCrazy: some people that have seen Agatha when she goes into the "madness place" have compared her to Aerys "The Mad King".
* CurbStompBattle: Asha Greyjoy tries to assault Agatha's dirigible, trying to take over it. Agatha lays her down flat in one punch.
* ForScience: becomes one of Agatha's (and some other people's) CatchPhrases.
* HeroicBSOD: Agatha, when she realizes that Tywin Lannister is not as good as she thought - particularly after learning how he organized the murder of Rhaegar's children.
* KickTheSonOfABitch: Gregor Clegane, after [[spoiler:he brutally rapes Tysha in one of his fits]]. First, he [[spoiler:gets glass forcibly inserted into his body via blunderbuss]], then [[spoiler:he loses pretty much everything he had to his name]], later [[spoiler:he gets smashed by his own armor (which Agatha turns into a Clank in her sleep)]], and finally [[spoiler:he is ignonimiously killed by Amory Lorch]].
* {{Irony}}: Stannis sets a gunpowder production point in the Dragonpit, wanting to make sure it does not mix with the wildfire that has been stored elsewhere.
* LiquidCourage: when a drunk Tyrion finds himself in front of [[spoiler:Gregor Clegane's Clank-ified armor as it looks for Gregor]], he acts nonchalantly as he gives out directions, and complains about its rudeness.
* MadScientist: Agatha, natch.
* MythologyGag: the accidental break-up of her trilobite medallion is what triggers the resurgence of her Spark.
** Tyrion treatens to destroy Casterly Rock and everything that surrounds it if anything happens to Agatha, much like Gil did towards England.
** Sandor again feels comforted by the song of a "little bird".
* Nerdgasm: WordOfGod jokingly says this is what happened when the Oldtown Maesters learned about printing presses.
* OhCrap: probably one of the most hilarious ones ever seen, when [[spoiler:Gregor Clegane realizes he is about to be pounded into paste by his own armor]].
** Littlefinger's reaction when he realizes what Agatha and co. are really capable of.
* SkyPirate: when Asha sees the first dirigible ever made in Planetos, she thinks she can become this by taking over it.
* SuperweaponSurprise: considering Agatha's Spark, it is a given. For example, [[spoiler:when she defends Tysha from Gregor Clegane using a blunderbuss loaded with glass]].
