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A side series, ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/series/445750 Two Badasses in Essos]]'' chronicles "Mad Jack" Churchill and Milunka Savić as they join and begin reforming the Dothraki horde for Viserys Targaryen, while [[spoiler:[[UsefulNotes/NaziGermany Reinhard Heydrich]]]] installs a fascist state in Qarth.
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* TheGrimReaper: The [[Literature/TheKalevala Swan of Tuonela]] serves this for every Finn. He's pretty annoyed at Häyhä for being the most troublesome soul he's had to deal with in a very long time.
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* TheGrimReaper: The [[Literature/TheKalevala Swan of Tuonela]] serves this for every Finn. He's pretty annoyed at Häyhä for being the most troublesome soul he's had to deal with in a very long time.with. Ever.
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* TheGrimReaper: The [[Literature/TheKalevala Swan of Tuonela]] serves this for every Finn. He's pretty annoyed at Häyhä for being the most troublesome soul he's had to deal with in a very, very long time.
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* TheGrimReaper: The [[Literature/TheKalevala Swan of Tuonela]] serves this for every Finn. He's pretty annoyed at Häyhä for being the most troublesome soul he's had to deal with in a very, very long time.
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* TheGrimReaper: The [[Literature/TheKalevala Swan of Tuonela]] serves this for every Finn. He's pretty annoyed at Häyhä for being the most troublesome soul he's had to deal with in a very, very long time.
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* BigFriendlyDog: ''Iso koira'' [[spoiler:the direwolf mother]], who takes to follow Catelyn. While she first scares Tyrion, later he is just annoyed at the fact that ''Iso koira'' loves to have her head scratched, and will jump to lick his face if given the chance. While Cat appreciates the sentiment, she's also pretty annoyed [[spoiler:a wolf the size of a pony]] insists on sleeping across her legs and waking her up with a tongue bath.
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* BigFriendlyDog: ''Iso koira'' [[spoiler:the direwolf mother]], who takes to follow Catelyn. While she first scares Tyrion, later he is just annoyed at the fact that ''Iso koira'' loves to have her head scratched, and will jump to lick his face if given the chance. While Cat appreciates the sentiment, loyalty, she's also pretty annoyed [[spoiler:a wolf the size of a pony]] insists on sleeping across her legs and waking her up with a tongue bath.
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* CosmicChessGame: The [[TheGrimReaper Swan of Tuonela]] admits to Häyhä the Badasses entered Westeros for this reason. He also admits it's mostly for prestige.
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* CosmicChessGame: The [[TheGrimReaper Swan of of]] [[Literature/TheKalevala Tuonela]] admits to Häyhä the Badasses entered Westeros for this reason. He also admits it's mostly for prestige.
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* CosmicChessGame: The [[TheGrimReaper Swan of Tuonela]] admits to Häyhä Häyhä the Badasses entered Westeros for this reason. He also admits it's mostly for prestige.
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* CosmicChessGame: The [[TheGrimReaper Swan of Tuonela]] admits to Häyhä the Badasses entered Westeros for this reason. He also admits it's mostly for prestige.
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* BigFriendlyDog: ''Iso koira'' [[spoiler:the direwolf mother]], who takes to follow Catelyn. While she first scares Tyrion, later he is just annoyed at the fact that ''Iso koira'' loves to have her head scratched, and will jump to lick his face if given the chance. While Cat appreciates the sentiment, she also resolves to teach her to sleep in the floor after a certain incident where Cat woke up only to realize there was [[spoiler: a huge direwolf]] licking her face.
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* BigFriendlyDog: ''Iso koira'' [[spoiler:the direwolf mother]], who takes to follow Catelyn. While she first scares Tyrion, later he is just annoyed at the fact that ''Iso koira'' loves to have her head scratched, and will jump to lick his face if given the chance. While Cat appreciates the sentiment, she she's also resolves to teach pretty annoyed [[spoiler:a wolf the size of a pony]] insists on sleeping across her to sleep in the floor after a certain incident where Cat woke up only to realize there was [[spoiler: a huge direwolf]] licking legs and waking her face.up with a tongue bath.
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* BigFriendlyDog: ''Iso koira'' [[spoiler:the direwolf mother]], who takes to follow Catelyn. While she first scares Tyrion, later he is just annoyed at the fact that ''Iso koira'' loves to have her head scratched, and will jump to lick his face if given the chance.
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* BigFriendlyDog: ''Iso koira'' [[spoiler:the direwolf mother]], who takes to follow Catelyn. While she first scares Tyrion, later he is just annoyed at the fact that ''Iso koira'' loves to have her head scratched, and will jump to lick his face if given the chance. While Cat appreciates the sentiment, she also resolves to teach her to sleep in the floor after a certain incident where Cat woke up only to realize there was [[spoiler: a huge direwolf]] licking her face.
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When noted badass Creator/AudieMurphy fell asleep during a showing of ''To Hell and Back'', he certainly didn't expect to wake in the middle of an incredibly cold land, next to fellow badasses][[UsefulNotes/SimoHayha Simo "The White Death" Häyhä]] and Aarne "The Terror of Morocco" Juutilainen, much less joining the household of [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Eddard Stark, Lord Paramount of the North]].
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When noted badass Creator/AudieMurphy fell asleep during a showing of ''To Hell and Back'', he certainly didn't expect to wake in the middle of an incredibly cold land, next to fellow badasses][[UsefulNotes/SimoHayha badasses [[UsefulNotes/SimoHayha Simo "The White Death" Häyhä]] and Aarne "The Terror of Morocco" Juutilainen, much less joining the household of [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Eddard Stark, Lord Paramount of the North]].
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When noted {{Badass}} Creator/AudieMurphy fell asleep during a showing of ''To Hell and Back'', he certainly didn't expect to wake in the middle of an incredibly cold land, next to fellow [[{{Badass}} badasses]] [[UsefulNotes/SimoHayha Simo "The White Death" Häyhä]] and Aarne "The Terror of Morocco" Juutilainen, much less joining the household of [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Eddard Stark, Lord Paramount of the North]].
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When noted {{Badass}} badass Creator/AudieMurphy fell asleep during a showing of ''To Hell and Back'', he certainly didn't expect to wake in the middle of an incredibly cold land, next to fellow [[{{Badass}} badasses]] [[UsefulNotes/SimoHayha badasses][[UsefulNotes/SimoHayha Simo "The White Death" Häyhä]] and Aarne "The Terror of Morocco" Juutilainen, much less joining the household of [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Eddard Stark, Lord Paramount of the North]].
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* {{Badass}}: The title says everything.
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* DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu: Jaime Lannister kills a White Walker with an obsidian razor, which not only allows him to warn the Watch about the incoming threat, but also helps them determine the White Walkers' main weakness. He does, however, [[BrokeYourArmPunchingCthulhu lose his hand, and Qhorin Halfhand plus a bunch of other Watchers die]].
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* DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu: Jaime Lannister kills a White Walker with an obsidian razor, which not only allows him to warn the Watch about the incoming threat, but also helps them determine the White Walkers' main weakness. He does, however, [[BrokeYourArmPunchingCthulhu [[BrokeYourArmPunchingOutCthulhu lose his hand, and Qhorin Halfhand plus a bunch of other Watchers die]].
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** Being Finnish, both Aarne and Simo like using Finnish. Simo, for example, [[CrowningMomentOfFunny takes the quest to insult Littlefinger as much as possible without getting caught]].
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** Being Finnish, both Aarne and Simo like using Finnish.their language. Simo, for example, [[CrowningMomentOfFunny takes the quest to insult Littlefinger as much as possible without getting caught]].
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* DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu: Jaime Lannister kills a White Walker with an obsidian razor, which not only allows him to warn the Watch about the incoming threat, but also helps them determine the White Walkers' main weakness.
* DidntSeeThatComing: Explicitly stated by Sandor Clegane when he sees Robert not falling for Mace Tyrell's trap in the form of his daughter.
* DidntSeeThatComing: Explicitly stated by Sandor Clegane when he sees Robert not falling for Mace Tyrell's trap in the form of his daughter.
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* DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu: Jaime Lannister kills a White Walker with an obsidian razor, which not only allows him to warn the Watch about the incoming threat, but also helps them determine the White Walkers' main weakness.
weakness. He does, however, [[BrokeYourArmPunchingCthulhu lose his hand, and Qhorin Halfhand plus a bunch of other Watchers die]].
* DidntSeeThatComing: Explicitly stated by Sandor Clegane when he sees Robert [[NoSell not falling for Mace Tyrell's trap in the form of hisdaughter.daughter]].
* DidntSeeThatComing: Explicitly stated by Sandor Clegane when he sees Robert [[NoSell not falling for Mace Tyrell's trap in the form of his
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* FacePalm: Jaime after Cersei tries to excuse Joffrey's misbehavior at the worst time.
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* FacePalm: Jaime after Cersei tries to excuse Joffrey's misbehavior at the worst time.time (getting Sansa so drunk she almost died).
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* KnowWhenToFoldThem: after Littlefinger reveals the Lannincest, Jaime seems ''this'' close to fight his way out, but, with the Three Badasses, Robert Baratheon and Eddard Stark in the same room, he decides it is not worth it and confesses in order to get sent to the Wall and save Cersei and the children.
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* KnowWhenToFoldThem: after Littlefinger reveals the Lannincest, Jaime seems ''this'' close looks ready to fight his way out, but, with the Three Badasses, Robert Baratheon and Eddard Stark in the same room, he decides it is not worth it and confesses in order to get sent to the Wall and save Cersei and the children.
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* MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces: It is implied that Eddard and Catelyn had sex when they met at Littlefinger's brothel. WordOfGod confirmed it, saying he loves to torture Littlefinger. [[spoiler:Catelyn becomes pregnant out of that encounter.]]
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* MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces: It is implied (and later confirmed by WordOfGod) that Eddard and Catelyn had sex when they met at Littlefinger's brothel. WordOfGod confirmed it, saying he loves to torture Littlefinger.brothel. [[spoiler:Catelyn becomes pregnant out of that encounter.]]
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* PetTheDog: When they are held in the Sky Cells, and even though she got them (indirectly) in the mess, Tyrion makes sure to give most of the food they are given to Catelyn, [[spoiler:particularly considering she is pregnant.]]
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* PetTheDog: When they are held in the Sky Cells, and even though she got them (indirectly) in the mess, Tyrion makes sure to give most of the food they are given to Catelyn, [[spoiler:particularly considering [[spoiler:since she is pregnant.]]
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* SideBet: Lots going on at the Wall. Joffrey has a standing one on himself, over how long he will survive.
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* SideBet: Lots going on at the Wall. Joffrey [[ButtMonkey Joffrey]] has a standing one on himself, over how long he will survive.
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* ShoutOut: In part 4, Tyrion aska a man dressed in Arryn tabards [[Film/ANewHope "Aren't you a little short for a guardsman?"]]. For extra points, the man is there to rescue him and Lady Catelyn.
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* ShoutOut: In part 4, Tyrion aska a man dressed in Arryn tabards [[Film/ANewHope "Aren't you a little short for a guardsman?"]]. For extra points, the man Of course, it is there someone (Audie Murphy) that has come to rescue him and Lady Catelyn.
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* StatingTheSimpleSolution: When Tywin threatens to go to war against the Vale after Lysa Arryn kidnapped Tyrion (and Catelyn) and Ned is just this close to actually support him, it is ''Robert'' that has to come up with the far less costly (and smarter) idea of sending the Badasses (minus Aarne, plus Sandor) to rescue them.
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* StatingTheSimpleSolution: When Tywin threatens to go to war against the Vale after Lysa Arryn kidnapped Tyrion (and Catelyn) and Ned is just this close to actually willing to support him, it is ''Robert'' that has to come up with the far less costly (and smarter) idea of sending the Badasses (minus Aarne, plus Sandor) to rescue them.
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* AndThereWasMuchRejoicing: The general reaction at AlternateHistoryDotCom (where the story was first written on) to [[spoiler:Audie Murphy punching the daylights out of Joffrey and getting away with it]] in Part 1 (it's actually a tag in the story!).
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* AndThereWasMuchRejoicing: The general reaction at AlternateHistoryDotCom Website/AlternateHistoryDotCom (where the story was first written on) to [[spoiler:Audie Murphy punching the daylights out of Joffrey and getting away with it]] in Part 1 (it's actually a tag in the story!).
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* GroinAttack: Simo Häyhä sort-of-accidentally cuts off Littlefinger's... littlefinger while struggling with him.
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* GroinAttack: Simo Häyhä sort-of-accidentally cuts off Littlefinger's... littlefinger castrates Littlefinger while struggling with him.
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* PintSizedPowerhouse: TruthInTelevision. Audie Murphy was 5'6, Simo Häyhä was 5'3. The former ate Nazis for breakfast, and the latter delivered headshots like candy on Christmas (literally).
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* PintSizedPowerhouse: TruthInTelevision. Audie Murphy was 5'6, Simo Häyhä was 5'3. The former ate Nazis for breakfast, and the latter delivered headshots like candy on Christmas (literally).regularly.
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* ValuesDissonance: All the Badasses, naturally. Particularly American Audie Murphy.
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So far, [=Worffan101=] has provided four parts: ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/5506883 Emme tiedä, missä olemme. Mutta olemme kunnossa sen kanssa!]]'', ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/5924698 Emme vielä tiedä, missä olemme, mutta se on kunnossa! Olemme tottuneet siihen nyt.]]'', ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6064395 Joffrey Waters menee Seinään!]]'' and ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6241303 Seikkailut Joffrey Waters seinällä!]]'', with a fifth part coming soon (don't worry, the stories are in English), plus a short story, ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6182443 Ramsay Snow gets his ass killed by Lady Death.]]''
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So far, [=Worffan101=] has provided four five parts: ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/5506883 Emme tiedä, missä olemme. Mutta olemme kunnossa sen kanssa!]]'', ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/5924698 Emme vielä tiedä, missä olemme, mutta se on kunnossa! Olemme tottuneet siihen nyt.]]'', ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6064395 Joffrey Waters menee Seinään!]]'' and Seinään!]]'', ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6241303 Seikkailut Joffrey Waters seinällä!]]'', seinällä!]]'' and ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6458587 Tyyntä myrskyn]]'', with a fifth sixth part coming soon to come (don't worry, the stories are in English), plus a short story, ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6182443 Ramsay Snow gets his ass killed by Lady Death.]]''
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* ActionGirl: what Eddard plans to turn Sansa into. After all, she will probably need the lessons on self-defense - and of how to use her brains.
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* ActionGirl: what Eddard plans to turn Sansa into. After all, she will probably need the lessons on self-defense - and of how to use her brains. Aarne begins her training by having her punch through a wood plank.
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* BilingualBonus: The titles, of course. If you want to know what they mean: [[spoiler:''We do not know where we are. But we're fine with it!'']], [[spoiler:''We still do not know where we are, but it's okay! We are used to it now.'']], [[spoiler:''Joffrey Waters at the Wall!'']] and [[spoiler:''The Adventures of Joffrey Waters at the Wall!'']].
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* BilingualBonus: The titles, of course. If you want to know what they mean: [[spoiler:''We do not know where we are. But we're fine with it!'']], [[spoiler:''We still do not know where we are, but it's okay! We are used to it now.'']], [[spoiler:''Joffrey Waters at the Wall!'']], [[spoiler:''The Adventures of Joffrey Waters at the Wall!'']] and [[spoiler:''The Adventures of Joffrey Waters at Calm before the Wall!'']].Storm'']].
* BringIt: Jaime to the White Walker he meets in a ranging.
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* DrillSergeantNasty: Aarne Juutilainen takes this path during Robert's training, sparing no insult towards the King. Unlike the typical example, Robert ''enjoys'' it. WordOfGod is that Robert's main problem was a lack of discipline, which Juutilainen has no problem in providing.
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* DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu: Jaime Lannister kills a White Walker with an obsidian razor, which not only allows him to warn the Watch about the incoming threat, but also helps them determine the White Walkers' main weakness.
* DidntSeeThatComing: Explicitly stated by Sandor Clegane when he sees Robert not falling for Mace Tyrell's trap in the form of his daughter.
* DrillSergeantNasty: Aarne Juutilainen takes thispath attitude during Robert's training, sparing no insult towards the King.King and pushing the man to the limit. Unlike the typical example, Robert ''enjoys'' it. WordOfGod is that Robert's main problem was a lack of discipline, which Juutilainen has no problem in providing.
* DidntSeeThatComing: Explicitly stated by Sandor Clegane when he sees Robert not falling for Mace Tyrell's trap in the form of his daughter.
* DrillSergeantNasty: Aarne Juutilainen takes this
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* InsultOfEndearment: it is obvious that Lyudmila and Audie, even though they call each other "Commie" and "Capitalist degenerate", like each other.
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* InfiniteSupplies: Lyudmila discovers, shocked, that her (and, presumably, the other Badasses') ammo supplies are still full, even after the fighting she has gone through.
* InsultOfEndearment: it is obvious that Lyudmila and Audie, even though they call each other "Commie" and "Capitalist degenerate", like each other. Lyudmila also calls Simo "Finnish [[PrecisionFStrike сучий син]]".
* InsultOfEndearment: it is obvious that Lyudmila and Audie, even though they call each other "Commie" and "Capitalist degenerate", like each other. Lyudmila also calls Simo "Finnish [[PrecisionFStrike сучий син]]".
* MemeticBadass: InUniverse, the Badasses, particularly Murphy. As Lyudmila puts it, he is not a mortal man. [[WordOfGod The author]] explicitly claims he is/was an avatar of [[VideoGame/GodOfWar Kratos]].
* MythologyGag: Jaime loses a hand.
* MythologyGag: Jaime loses a hand.
* NoSell: Mace Tyrell attempts to entice Robert to marry Margaery. Robert, while he does comment on her beauty, just says whoever marries her will be lucky.
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* OnlySaneMan: You can imagine how bad things are when ''Robert Baratheon'' has to become this in a room that has [[TheGoodChancellor Eddard Stark]] and [[TheChessmaster Tywin Lannister]].
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* OnlySaneMan: You can imagine how bad things are when ''Robert Baratheon'' has to become this in a room that has [[TheGoodChancellor Eddard Stark]] and [[TheChessmaster Tywin Lannister]]. Robert mentally [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]] the situation.
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* PintSizedPowerhouse: TruthInTelevision. Audie Murphy was 5'2, Simo Häyhä was 5'3. The former ate Nazis for breakfast, and the latter delivered headshots like candy on Christmas (literally).
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* PintSizedPowerhouse: TruthInTelevision. Audie Murphy was 5'2, 5'6, Simo Häyhä was 5'3. The former ate Nazis for breakfast, and the latter delivered headshots like candy on Christmas (literally).
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* RealityEnsues: No matter how good a sniper you are, fighting a guy that towers and outweighs you isn't likely to come out well. [[spoiler:Simo gets hit, but will recover.]]
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* ProfessionalButtKisser: Mace Tyrell.
* RealityEnsues: No matter how good a sniper you are, fighting a guy that towers and outweighs you isn't likely to come out well.[[spoiler:Simo gets hit, but [[spoiler:Fortunately, Simo will recover.recover to learn the lesson.]]
* RealityEnsues: No matter how good a sniper you are, fighting a guy that towers and outweighs you isn't likely to come out well.
* SelfDeprecation: Non-humorous example, when Robert acknowledges he has been a horrible father, friend and King.
* SideBet: Lots going on at the Wall. Joffrey has a standing one on himself, over how long he will survive.
* ShellShockedVeteran: Robert Baratheon. As Aarne Juutilainen puts it, "A man comes home from war, and he knows nothing but war."
* ShellShockedVeteran: Robert Baratheon. As Aarne Juutilainen puts it, "A man comes home from war, and he knows nothing but war."
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* StatingTheSimpleSolution: When Tywin threatens to go to war against the Vale after Lysa Arryn kidnapped Tyrion (and Catelyn) and Ned is just this close to actually support him, it is ''Robert'' that has to come up with the far less costly idea of sending the Badasses (minus Aarne, plus Sandor) to rescue them.
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* StatingTheSimpleSolution: When Tywin threatens to go to war against the Vale after Lysa Arryn kidnapped Tyrion (and Catelyn) and Ned is just this close to actually support him, it is ''Robert'' that has to come up with the far less costly (and smarter) idea of sending the Badasses (minus Aarne, plus Sandor) to rescue them.
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* TheUnsmile: Several note that Aarne's smiles feel more like he's just showing his teeth.
* ValuesDissonance: All the Badasses, naturally. Particularly American Audie Murphy.
* ValuesDissonance: All the Badasses, naturally. Particularly American Audie Murphy.
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** And of course Lyudmila Pavlichenko, AKA, Lady Death
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So far, [=Worffan101=] has provided four parts: ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/5506883 Emme tiedä, missä olemme. Mutta olemme kunnossa sen kanssa!]]'', ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/5924698 Emme vielä tiedä, missä olemme, mutta se on kunnossa! Olemme tottuneet siihen nyt.]]'', ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6064395 Joffrey Waters menee Seinään!]]'' and ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6241303 Seikkailut Joffrey Waters seinällä!]]'', with a fifth part coming soon (don't worry, the stories are in English), plus a short story, ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6182443 Ramsay Snow gets his ass killed by Lady Death.]]''
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So far, [=Worffan101=] has provided four parts: ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/5506883 Emme tiedä, missä olemme. Mutta olemme kunnossa sen kanssa!]]'', ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/5924698 Emme vielä tiedä, missä olemme, mutta se on kunnossa! Olemme tottuneet siihen nyt.]]'', ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6064395 Joffrey Waters menee Seinään!]]'' and ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6241303 Seikkailut Joffrey Waters seinällä!]]'', with a fifth part coming soon (don't worry, the stories are in English), plus a short story, ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6182443 Ramsay Snow gets his ass killed by Lady Death.]]''
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* BilingualBonus: The titles, of course. If you want to know what they mean: [[spoiler:''We do not know where we are. But we're fine with it!'']], [[spoiler:''We still do not know where we are, but it's okay! We are used to it now.'']], [[spoiler:''Joffrey Waters at the Wall!'']] and [[spoiler:''The Adventures of Joffrey Waters at the Wall!]].
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* BilingualBonus: The titles, of course. If you want to know what they mean: [[spoiler:''We do not know where we are. But we're fine with it!'']], [[spoiler:''We still do not know where we are, but it's okay! We are used to it now.'']], [[spoiler:''Joffrey Waters at the Wall!'']] and [[spoiler:''The Adventures of Joffrey Waters at the Wall!]].Wall!'']].
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So far, [=Worffan101=] has provided three parts: ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/5506883 Emme tiedä, missä olemme. Mutta olemme kunnossa sen kanssa!]]'', ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/5924698 Emme vielä tiedä, missä olemme, mutta se on kunnossa! Olemme tottuneet siihen nyt.]]'' and ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6064395 Joffrey Waters menee Seinään!]]'', with a fourth part coming soon (don't worry, the stories are in English), plus a short story, ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6182443 Ramsay Snow gets his ass killed by Lady Death.]]''
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So far, [=Worffan101=] has provided three four parts: ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/5506883 Emme tiedä, missä olemme. Mutta olemme kunnossa sen kanssa!]]'', ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/5924698 Emme vielä tiedä, missä olemme, mutta se on kunnossa! Olemme tottuneet siihen nyt.]]'' and ]]'', ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6064395 Joffrey Waters menee Seinään!]]'', Seinään!]]'' and ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6241303 Seikkailut Joffrey Waters seinällä!]]'', with a fourth fifth part coming soon (don't worry, the stories are in English), plus a short story, ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6182443 Ramsay Snow gets his ass killed by Lady Death.]]''
* ActionGirl: what Eddard plans to turn Sansa into. After all, she will probably need the lessons on self-defense - and of how to use her brains.
* ActuallyPrettyFunny: ''Tywin Lannister'' nearly laughs when he hears that [[MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces Eddard and Catelyn got it on in Littlefinger's brothel]].
* ActuallyPrettyFunny: ''Tywin Lannister'' nearly laughs when he hears that [[MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces Eddard and Catelyn got it on in Littlefinger's brothel]].
** Sandor's reaction when he hears [[spoiler:Simo blew Gregor's head off.]]
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* BigFriendlyDog: ''Iso koira'' [[spoiler:the direwolf mother]], who takes to follow Catelyn. While it first scares Tyrion, later he is just annoyed at the fact that ''Iso koira'' loves to have her head scratched, and will jump to lick his face if given the chance.
* BilingualBonus: The three titles, of course. If you want to know what they mean: [[spoiler:''We do not know where we are. But we're fine with it!'']], [[spoiler:''We still do not know where we are, but it's okay! We are used to it now.'']] and [[spoiler:Joffrey Waters at the Wall!]].
* BilingualBonus: The three titles, of course. If you want to know what they mean: [[spoiler:''We do not know where we are. But we're fine with it!'']], [[spoiler:''We still do not know where we are, but it's okay! We are used to it now.'']] and [[spoiler:Joffrey Waters at the Wall!]].
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* BerserkButton: Simo has a big one: harming a dog - he was a dog breeder in RealLife. For Audie, that and harming women.
* BigFriendlyDog: ''Iso koira'' [[spoiler:the direwolf mother]], who takes to follow Catelyn. Whileit she first scares Tyrion, later he is just annoyed at the fact that ''Iso koira'' loves to have her head scratched, and will jump to lick his face if given the chance.
* BilingualBonus: Thethree titles, of course. If you want to know what they mean: [[spoiler:''We do not know where we are. But we're fine with it!'']], [[spoiler:''We still do not know where we are, but it's okay! We are used to it now.'']] '']], [[spoiler:''Joffrey Waters at the Wall!'']] and [[spoiler:Joffrey [[spoiler:''The Adventures of Joffrey Waters at the Wall!]].
* BigFriendlyDog: ''Iso koira'' [[spoiler:the direwolf mother]], who takes to follow Catelyn. While
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* ButtMonkey: Joffrey. As the author says, he just hates him. At the Wall, everybody ''loves'' to see him getting humilliated: they are making bets on how long until he dies, and have put an unofficial guard just to make sure no one kills him for the sake of the bet.
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* DeconstructedTrope: in universe, Eddard does this for Sansa, pointing out that the stories and songs are always missing many things.
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* EarAche: How Alliser Thorne makes Joffrey get into the stables to clean them.
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* HowDareYouDieOnMe: Lyudmila on Simo after the guy gets hit in the head.
* InsultOfEndearment: it is obvious that Lyudmila and Audie, even though they call each other "Commie" and "Capitalist degenerate", like each other.
* InsultOfEndearment: it is obvious that Lyudmila and Audie, even though they call each other "Commie" and "Capitalist degenerate", like each other.
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* NotSoDifferent: Jaime points this out between himself and Jon Snow.
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* OnlySaneMan: You can imagine how bad things are when ''Robert Baratheon'' has to become this in a room that has [[TheGoodChancellor Eddard Stark]] and [[TheChessmaster Tywin Lannister]].
* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: The fact that Tywin actually feels ''pride'' for Tyrion's actions is quite unnerving for the former.
* PetTheDog: When they are held in the Sky Cells, and even though she got them (indirectly) in the mess, Tyrion makes sure to give most of the food they are given to Catelyn, [[spoiler:particularly considering she is pregnant.]]
* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: The fact that Tywin actually feels ''pride'' for Tyrion's actions is quite unnerving for the former.
* PetTheDog: When they are held in the Sky Cells, and even though she got them (indirectly) in the mess, Tyrion makes sure to give most of the food they are given to Catelyn, [[spoiler:particularly considering she is pregnant.]]
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* RealityEnsues: No matter how good a sniper you are, fighting a guy that towers and outweighs you isn't likely to come out well. [[spoiler:Simo gets hit, but will recover.]]
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* ShoutOut: In part 4, Tyrion aska a man dressed in Arryn tabards [[Film/ANewHope "Aren't you a little short for a guardsman?"]]. For extra points, the man is there to rescue him and Lady Catelyn.
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* StatingTheSimpleSolution: When Tywin threatens to go to war against the Vale after Lysa Arryn kidnapped Tyrion (and Catelyn) and Ned is just this close to actually support him, it is ''Robert'' that has to come up with the far less costly idea of sending the Badasses (minus Aarne, plus Sandor) to rescue them.
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* BigFriendlyDog: ''Iso koira'' [[spoiler:the direwolf mother]], who takes to follow Catelyn.
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* BigFriendlyDog: ''Iso koira'' [[spoiler:the direwolf mother]], who takes to follow Catelyn. While it first scares Tyrion, later he is just annoyed at the fact that ''Iso koira'' loves to have her head scratched, and will jump to lick his face if given the chance.
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** Being Finnish, both Aarne and Simo like to throw words and sentences in Finnish. Simo, for example, [[CrowningMomentOfFunny takes the quest to insult Littlefinger as much as possible without getting caught]].
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** Being Finnish, both Aarne and Simo like to throw words and sentences in using Finnish. Simo, for example, [[CrowningMomentOfFunny takes the quest to insult Littlefinger as much as possible without getting caught]].
* CovertPervert: Littlefinger.
* EvilDetectingDog: ''Iso koira'', but not in the usual way. She takes quite a liking to Tyrion, which would have been a good clue for Catelyn in regards to his character.
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* KnowWhenToFoldThem: after Littlefinger reveals the Lannincest, Jaime seems ''this'' close to do anything to save his life, but, with the Three Badasses, Robert Baratheon and Eddard Stark in the same room, he decides fighting is not worth the effort and confesses in order to get sent to the Wall and save his family.
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* KnowWhenToFoldThem: after Littlefinger reveals the Lannincest, Jaime seems ''this'' close to do anything to save fight his life, way out, but, with the Three Badasses, Robert Baratheon and Eddard Stark in the same room, he decides fighting it is not worth the effort it and confesses in order to get sent to the Wall and save his family.Cersei and the children.
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* MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces: It is implied that Eddard and Catelyn had sex when they met at Littlefinger's brothel. WordOfGod confirmed it, saying he loves to torture Littlefinger. [[spoiler:Catelyn becomes pregnant out of that encounter.]]
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* SiblingRivalry: Stannis and Renly. Instead of fighting for the throne, they just squabble like children over Renly's (lack of) work as Master of Laws.
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* MegatonPunch: for being way shorter than the mean, Audie Murphy packs quite a punch.
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When noted {{Badass}} UsefulNotes/AudieMurphy fell asleep during a showing of ''To Hell and Back'', he certainly didn't expect to wake in the middle of an incredibly cold land, next to fellow [[{{Badass}} badasses]] [[UsefulNotes/SimoHayha Simo "The White Death" Häyhä]] and Aarne "The Terror of Morocco" Juutilainen, much less joining the household of [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Eddard Stark, Lord Paramount of the North]].
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When noted {{Badass}} UsefulNotes/AudieMurphy Creator/AudieMurphy fell asleep during a showing of ''To Hell and Back'', he certainly didn't expect to wake in the middle of an incredibly cold land, next to fellow [[{{Badass}} badasses]] [[UsefulNotes/SimoHayha Simo "The White Death" Häyhä]] and Aarne "The Terror of Morocco" Juutilainen, much less joining the household of [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Eddard Stark, Lord Paramount of the North]].
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* FacePalm: Jaime after Cersei tries to excuse Joffrey's misbehavior at the worst time.
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So far, [=Worffan101=] has provided three parts: ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/5506883 Emme tiedä, missä olemme. Mutta olemme kunnossa sen kanssa!]]'', ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/5924698 Emme vielä tiedä, missä olemme, mutta se on kunnossa! Olemme tottuneet siihen nyt.]]'' and ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6064395 Joffrey Waters menee Seinään!]]'', with a fourth part coming soon (don't worry, the stories are in English), plus a short story, ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6182443 Ramsay Snow gets his ass killed by Lady Death.]]
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So far, [=Worffan101=] has provided three parts: ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/5506883 Emme tiedä, missä olemme. Mutta olemme kunnossa sen kanssa!]]'', ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/5924698 Emme vielä tiedä, missä olemme, mutta se on kunnossa! Olemme tottuneet siihen nyt.]]'' and ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6064395 Joffrey Waters menee Seinään!]]'', with a fourth part coming soon (don't worry, the stories are in English), plus a short story, ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6182443 Ramsay Snow gets his ass killed by Lady Death.]]
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* AcceptableTargets: The Soviets, for the Finnish men.
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** During Lyudmila Pavlichenko's POVs, [=POVs=], she says a few sentences in Ukrainian.
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* FanNickname: Bobby B. for the improving Robert Baratheon.
* FoeYay: Lyudmila Pavlichenko thinks that she would take her adversary to get a marriage license if he were a Soviet, too.
* FoeYay: Lyudmila Pavlichenko thinks that she would take her adversary to get a marriage license if he were a Soviet, too.
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* UnderstimatingBadassery: Jaime Lannister scoffs at the idea that Simo Häyhä is as good as the Winterfell men claim. He is dumbfounded when he sees that not only were they selling the guy short, but Simo acts as it were unimportant.
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* UnderstimatingBadassery: UnderestimatingBadassery: Jaime Lannister scoffs at the idea that Simo Häyhä is as good as the Winterfell men claim. He is dumbfounded when he sees that not only were they selling the guy short, but Simo acts as it were unimportant.
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* NamesToRunAwayReallyFast: The White Death. The Terror of Morocco. Lady Death. I'm sensing a pattern...
* OddFriendship: Audie Murphy and Sandor Clegane.
* OddFriendship: Audie Murphy and Sandor Clegane.
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* NamesToRunAwayReallyFast: NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: The White Death. The Terror of Morocco. Lady Death. I'm sensing a pattern...
* OddFriendship: Audie Murphy and Sandor Clegane. In fact, Audie's idealism starts to rub off on Sandor...
* OddFriendship: Audie Murphy and Sandor Clegane. In fact, Audie's idealism starts to rub off on Sandor...
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Yes, [[ExactlyAsItSaysOnTheTin it is that awesome]].
Contrary to the typical ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'', Worffan101 manages to bring, out of this unlikely crossover, one of the [[CrowningMomentOfFunny funniest]] pieces in fanfic history, while still retaining the grit that has made the book series so much of an impact.
So far, Worffan101 has provided three parts: ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/5506883 Emme tiedä, missä olemme. Mutta olemme kunnossa sen kanssa!]]'', ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/5924698 Emme vielä tiedä, missä olemme, mutta se on kunnossa! Olemme tottuneet siihen nyt.]]'' and ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6064395 Joffrey Waters menee Seinään!]]'', with a fourth part coming soon (don't worry, the stories are in English), plus a short story, ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6182443 Ramsay Snow gets his ass killed by Lady Death.]]
Contrary to the typical ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'', Worffan101 manages to bring, out of this unlikely crossover, one of the [[CrowningMomentOfFunny funniest]] pieces in fanfic history, while still retaining the grit that has made the book series so much of an impact.
So far, Worffan101 has provided three parts: ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/5506883 Emme tiedä, missä olemme. Mutta olemme kunnossa sen kanssa!]]'', ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/5924698 Emme vielä tiedä, missä olemme, mutta se on kunnossa! Olemme tottuneet siihen nyt.]]'' and ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6064395 Joffrey Waters menee Seinään!]]'', with a fourth part coming soon (don't worry, the stories are in English), plus a short story, ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6182443 Ramsay Snow gets his ass killed by Lady Death.]]
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Yes, [[ExactlyAsItSaysOnTheTin [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin it is that awesome]].
Contrary to the typical ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'',Worffan101 [=Worffan101=] manages to bring, out of this unlikely crossover, one of the [[CrowningMomentOfFunny funniest]] pieces in fanfic history, while still retaining the grit that has made the book series so much of an impact.
So far,Worffan101 [=Worffan101=] has provided three parts: ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/5506883 Emme tiedä, missä olemme. Mutta olemme kunnossa sen kanssa!]]'', ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/5924698 Emme vielä tiedä, missä olemme, mutta se on kunnossa! Olemme tottuneet siihen nyt.]]'' and ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6064395 Joffrey Waters menee Seinään!]]'', with a fourth part coming soon (don't worry, the stories are in English), plus a short story, ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6182443 Ramsay Snow gets his ass killed by Lady Death.]]
Contrary to the typical ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'',
So far,
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* FacialHorror: One of Simo Häyhä's most striking features is the fact that the left half of his face is quite damaged.
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* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: well, at least until a fourth Badass appears, Lyudmila Pavlichenko.
* FacialHorror: One of Simo Häyhä's most striking features is the fact that the left half of his face isquite heavily damaged.
* FacialHorror: One of Simo Häyhä's most striking features is the fact that the left half of his face is
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* HumbleHero: Audie Murphy and Simo Häyhä, in spades. TruthInTelevision, too.
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* WrongGenreSavvy: Littlefinger thought he would be able to bribe Simo Häyhä.
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When noted {{Badass}} UsefulNotes/AudieMurphy fell asleep during a showing of ''To Hell and Back'', he certainly didn't expect to wake in the middle of an incredibly cold land, next to fellow [[{{Badass}} badasses]] [[UsefulNotes/SimoHayha Simo "The White Death" Häyhä]] and Aarne "The Terror of Morocco" Juutilainen, much less joining the household of [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Eddard Stark, Lord Paramount of the North]].
Yes, [[ExactlyAsItSaysOnTheTin it is that awesome]].
Contrary to the typical ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'', Worffan101 manages to bring, out of this unlikely crossover, one of the [[CrowningMomentOfFunny funniest]] pieces in fanfic history, while still retaining the grit that has made the book series so much of an impact.
So far, Worffan101 has provided three parts: ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/5506883 Emme tiedä, missä olemme. Mutta olemme kunnossa sen kanssa!]]'', ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/5924698 Emme vielä tiedä, missä olemme, mutta se on kunnossa! Olemme tottuneet siihen nyt.]]'' and ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6064395 Joffrey Waters menee Seinään!]]'', with a fourth part coming soon (don't worry, the stories are in English), plus a short story, ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6182443 Ramsay Snow gets his ass killed by Lady Death.]]
Warning: do '''''not''''' read while drinking (or eating). [[SpitTake It will ruin your computer.]]
!!This fanfic has examples of:
* AcceptableTargets: The Soviets, for the Finnish men.
* AndThereWasMuchRejoicing: The general reaction at AlternateHistoryDotCom (where the story was first written on) to [[spoiler:Audie Murphy punching the daylights out of Joffrey and getting away with it]] in Part 1 (it's actually a tag in the story!).
* {{Badass}}: The title says everything.
* BigFriendlyDog: ''Iso koira'' [[spoiler:the direwolf mother]], who takes to follow Catelyn.
* BilingualBonus: The three titles, of course. If you want to know what they mean: [[spoiler:''We do not know where we are. But we're fine with it!'']], [[spoiler:''We still do not know where we are, but it's okay! We are used to it now.'']] and [[spoiler:Joffrey Waters at the Wall!]].
** Being Finnish, both Aarne and Simo like to throw words and sentences in Finnish. Simo, for example, [[CrowningMomentOfFunny takes the quest to insult Littlefinger as much as possible without getting caught]].
** During Lyudmila Pavlichenko's POVs, she says a few sentences in Ukrainian.
* BoomHeadshot: Simo Häyhä's preferred killing method. [[spoiler:It fells the Mountain, among many others.]]
* DeathGlare: According to Robert Baratheon (who was, thankfully, ''not'' its objective), if glares started fires, Audie Murphy's glare would be the epicenter of a continent-wide inferno.
** Littlefinger notes something similar in Simo Häyhä.
* DrillSergeantNasty: Aarne Juutilainen takes this path during Robert's training, sparing no insult towards the King. Unlike the typical example, Robert ''enjoys'' it. WordOfGod is that Robert's main problem was a lack of discipline, which Juutilainen has no problem in providing.
* FacialHorror: One of Simo Häyhä's most striking features is the fact that the left half of his face is quite damaged.
* FanNickname: Bobby B. for the improving Robert Baratheon.
* FoeYay: Lyudmila Pavlichenko thinks that she would take her adversary to get a marriage license if he were a Soviet, too.
* FriendlySniper: Three guesses, and the first two don't count. [[spoiler:Simo Häyhä, if you missed the clues.]]
* GenreSavvy: Simo Häyhä dislikes Littlefinger on sight.
* GroinAttack: Simo Häyhä sort-of-accidentally cuts off Littlefinger's... littlefinger while struggling with him.
* HeyYouHaymaker: Audie Murphy against a would-be raper. He figured that warning the guy a quarter of a second before knocking him out was enough of a warning.
* KnowWhenToFoldThem: after Littlefinger reveals the Lannincest, Jaime seems ''this'' close to do anything to save his life, but, with the Three Badasses, Robert Baratheon and Eddard Stark in the same room, he decides fighting is not worth the effort and confesses in order to get sent to the Wall and save his family.
* NamesToRunAwayReallyFast: The White Death. The Terror of Morocco. Lady Death. I'm sensing a pattern...
* OddFriendship: Audie Murphy and Sandor Clegane.
* PintSizedPowerhouse: TruthInTelevision. Audie Murphy was 5'2, Simo Häyhä was 5'3. The former ate Nazis for breakfast, and the latter delivered headshots like candy on Christmas (literally).
* PoirotSpeak: Simo Häyhä.
* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: Eddard agrees with Tywin that Catelyn should not have taken Tyrion - the only thing he disagrees with is when he starts to insult her - and ''will'' do his job so that the Crown's debts to the Lannisters are paid.
* RefugeInAudacity: Simo Häyhä singing the Finnish anthem [[BoomHeadshot while doing what he does best]] on [[spoiler:the Mountain and his men]].
* RoyalBrat: Joffrey, of course. [[spoiler:That attitude does not help at all at the Wall.]]
* SelfImposedChallenge: How many times can you insult one of the most powerful men in Westeros without getting caught? That's what Simo Häyhä intends to find out.
* SniperDuel: Between Simo Häyhä and Lyudmila Pavlichenko.
* UnderstimatingBadassery: Jaime Lannister scoffs at the idea that Simo Häyhä is as good as the Winterfell men claim. He is dumbfounded when he sees that not only were they selling the guy short, but Simo acts as it were unimportant.
* VillainousBreakdown: Tywin Lannister after Jaime confirms that he has been sleeping with Cersei and that Joffrey, Myrcella and Tommen are all bastards. Enough that he proceeds to cut Littlefinger's throat.
* WhamEpisode: In Part 2, it turns out that Lyudmila "Lady Death" Pavlichenko has also appeared in Westeros.
* YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe: Robert's reaction when Joffrey said Sansa getting so drunk she almost died was her fault - when it was him that kept giving her strongwine.
Yes, [[ExactlyAsItSaysOnTheTin it is that awesome]].
Contrary to the typical ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'', Worffan101 manages to bring, out of this unlikely crossover, one of the [[CrowningMomentOfFunny funniest]] pieces in fanfic history, while still retaining the grit that has made the book series so much of an impact.
So far, Worffan101 has provided three parts: ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/5506883 Emme tiedä, missä olemme. Mutta olemme kunnossa sen kanssa!]]'', ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/5924698 Emme vielä tiedä, missä olemme, mutta se on kunnossa! Olemme tottuneet siihen nyt.]]'' and ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6064395 Joffrey Waters menee Seinään!]]'', with a fourth part coming soon (don't worry, the stories are in English), plus a short story, ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6182443 Ramsay Snow gets his ass killed by Lady Death.]]
Warning: do '''''not''''' read while drinking (or eating). [[SpitTake It will ruin your computer.]]
!!This fanfic has examples of:
* AcceptableTargets: The Soviets, for the Finnish men.
* AndThereWasMuchRejoicing: The general reaction at AlternateHistoryDotCom (where the story was first written on) to [[spoiler:Audie Murphy punching the daylights out of Joffrey and getting away with it]] in Part 1 (it's actually a tag in the story!).
* {{Badass}}: The title says everything.
* BigFriendlyDog: ''Iso koira'' [[spoiler:the direwolf mother]], who takes to follow Catelyn.
* BilingualBonus: The three titles, of course. If you want to know what they mean: [[spoiler:''We do not know where we are. But we're fine with it!'']], [[spoiler:''We still do not know where we are, but it's okay! We are used to it now.'']] and [[spoiler:Joffrey Waters at the Wall!]].
** Being Finnish, both Aarne and Simo like to throw words and sentences in Finnish. Simo, for example, [[CrowningMomentOfFunny takes the quest to insult Littlefinger as much as possible without getting caught]].
** During Lyudmila Pavlichenko's POVs, she says a few sentences in Ukrainian.
* BoomHeadshot: Simo Häyhä's preferred killing method. [[spoiler:It fells the Mountain, among many others.]]
* DeathGlare: According to Robert Baratheon (who was, thankfully, ''not'' its objective), if glares started fires, Audie Murphy's glare would be the epicenter of a continent-wide inferno.
** Littlefinger notes something similar in Simo Häyhä.
* DrillSergeantNasty: Aarne Juutilainen takes this path during Robert's training, sparing no insult towards the King. Unlike the typical example, Robert ''enjoys'' it. WordOfGod is that Robert's main problem was a lack of discipline, which Juutilainen has no problem in providing.
* FacialHorror: One of Simo Häyhä's most striking features is the fact that the left half of his face is quite damaged.
* FanNickname: Bobby B. for the improving Robert Baratheon.
* FoeYay: Lyudmila Pavlichenko thinks that she would take her adversary to get a marriage license if he were a Soviet, too.
* FriendlySniper: Three guesses, and the first two don't count. [[spoiler:Simo Häyhä, if you missed the clues.]]
* GenreSavvy: Simo Häyhä dislikes Littlefinger on sight.
* GroinAttack: Simo Häyhä sort-of-accidentally cuts off Littlefinger's... littlefinger while struggling with him.
* HeyYouHaymaker: Audie Murphy against a would-be raper. He figured that warning the guy a quarter of a second before knocking him out was enough of a warning.
* KnowWhenToFoldThem: after Littlefinger reveals the Lannincest, Jaime seems ''this'' close to do anything to save his life, but, with the Three Badasses, Robert Baratheon and Eddard Stark in the same room, he decides fighting is not worth the effort and confesses in order to get sent to the Wall and save his family.
* NamesToRunAwayReallyFast: The White Death. The Terror of Morocco. Lady Death. I'm sensing a pattern...
* OddFriendship: Audie Murphy and Sandor Clegane.
* PintSizedPowerhouse: TruthInTelevision. Audie Murphy was 5'2, Simo Häyhä was 5'3. The former ate Nazis for breakfast, and the latter delivered headshots like candy on Christmas (literally).
* PoirotSpeak: Simo Häyhä.
* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: Eddard agrees with Tywin that Catelyn should not have taken Tyrion - the only thing he disagrees with is when he starts to insult her - and ''will'' do his job so that the Crown's debts to the Lannisters are paid.
* RefugeInAudacity: Simo Häyhä singing the Finnish anthem [[BoomHeadshot while doing what he does best]] on [[spoiler:the Mountain and his men]].
* RoyalBrat: Joffrey, of course. [[spoiler:That attitude does not help at all at the Wall.]]
* SelfImposedChallenge: How many times can you insult one of the most powerful men in Westeros without getting caught? That's what Simo Häyhä intends to find out.
* SniperDuel: Between Simo Häyhä and Lyudmila Pavlichenko.
* UnderstimatingBadassery: Jaime Lannister scoffs at the idea that Simo Häyhä is as good as the Winterfell men claim. He is dumbfounded when he sees that not only were they selling the guy short, but Simo acts as it were unimportant.
* VillainousBreakdown: Tywin Lannister after Jaime confirms that he has been sleeping with Cersei and that Joffrey, Myrcella and Tommen are all bastards. Enough that he proceeds to cut Littlefinger's throat.
* WhamEpisode: In Part 2, it turns out that Lyudmila "Lady Death" Pavlichenko has also appeared in Westeros.
* YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe: Robert's reaction when Joffrey said Sansa getting so drunk she almost died was her fault - when it was him that kept giving her strongwine.
