History DrinkingGame / VampireTheMasquerade

* Down your drink if you play Assamite, Brujah, Gangrel, Giovanni, Malkavian, Nosferatu, Ravnos, Followers of Set, Antitribu, or a bloodline. You're going to need it.

* Down your drink if you play Lasombra, Assamite, Ravnos, Followers of Set, Tremere, Tzimsice, and Ventrue. You are going to need it.

** Drink every time someone brings up [[MageTheAscension Hermetic mages]] or mages in general, unless your campaign actual involves mages.

** Start laughing in happiness and satisfaction and down your drink every time you actually end up surviving a encounter with werewolves. You earned it.

** If there are Elder Anarchs who are still thankful for the great aid Assamites gave them during the first Anarch Revolt in your city, skip this clause. After all, the First Anarch Revolt wouldn't have been as successful as it was if not for theAssamites aiding the Lasombra, Tzimisce and Brujah.

** If there are Elder Anarchs who are still thankful for the great aid Assamites gave them during the first Anarch Revolt in your city, skip this clause. After all, the First Anarch Revolt would have been a simple matter to solve for the elders, without Assamites helping the Lasombra, Tzimisce and Brujah to instigate it.

** If there are Elder Anarchs who are still thankful for the great aid Assamites gave them during the first Anarch Revolt in your city, skip this clause. After all, the First Anarch Revolt, while unsuccessful, it would have been forgotten like Cainite Heresy, without Assamites helping the Lasombra, Tzimisce and Brujah to instigate it. Then again, they founded the Sabbat...

* Down your drink if you play Lasombra, Ravnos, Tremere, Tzimsice, and Ventrue. You are going to need it.

* Spit your drink if the Prince turns out to be a Brujah, Gangrel, Malkavian or Nosferatu. Be very afraid. These types are either pawns of something greater, or they are as dangerous as the sun is for vampires.
* Down your drink if you play Assamite, Brujah, Gangrel, Giovanni, Malkavian, Nosferatu, Ravnos, Antitribu, or a bloodline. You're going to need it.

** If you are a [[LivingShadow Lasombra]] or a [[LovecraftianSuperpower Tzimisce]], and the awakened Antediluvian was the founder of one of those clans, then start drinking gasoline.

** Take a sip every time you break the Masquerade because of an animal deformity.
** Take a sip every time you frenzy and gain a animalistic feature, whether it's mental or physical. Stacks with the Masquerade rule on the General section.

* Take a drink in shame for every masquerade break you end up provoking.
* Fight with your fellow players for the honor of downing the entire bottle in one gulp if you witness the awakening of an Antediluvian. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You. Are. Going. To. Need. It.]]
** Purchase another bottle if you are a [[LivingShadow Lasombra]] or a [[LovecraftianSuperpower Tzimisce]], and the awakened Antediluvian was the founder of one of those clans.

* Take a long, hard, cold drink if you play Lasombra, Ravnos, Tremere, Tzimsice, and Ventrue. You are going to need it.

* Take a long, hard, cold drink if you play Assamite, Brujah, Gangrel, Giovanni, Malkavian, Nosferatu, Ravnos, Antitribu, or a bloodline. You're going to need it.

* Take a long, hard, cold drink if you play Lasombra, Ravnos, Toreador, Tremere, Tzimsice, and Ventrue. You are going to need it.

* Take a long, hard, cold drink if you play Assamite, Brujah, Gangrel, Giovanni, Malkavian, Nosferatu, Ravnos, Tremere, Antitribu, or a bloodline. You're going to need it.

* Take a long, hard, cold drink if you play Tremere. Why? [[ForegoneConclusion Because you are going to die.]] Ever since the night it was founded, Sabbat recruited Cainites from other sects who joined just because it gave them a chance to butcher the Tremere. Telyav or no, you are still screwed, so try to make yourself useful. A word of advice: Stay the fuck away from the Gangrel, Nosferatu, Assamite, Salubri, and Tzimisce of the sect. They hate your guts more than others, and for damn good reasons.

** Take a sip every time you frenzy and gain a animalistic feature, whether it's mental or physical.

** Purchase another bottle if you are a Lasombra or a Tzimisce, and the awakened Antediluvian was the founder of one of those clans.

* Fight with your fellow players for the honor of downing the entire bottle in one gulp if you witness the awakening of an Antediluvian. [[Punctuated!For!Emphasis! You. Are. Going. To. Need. It.]]

* Take a long, hard, cold drink if you play Tremere. Why? [[ForegoneConclusion Because you are going to die.]] Ever since the night it was founded, Sabbat recruited Cainites from other sects who joined just because it gave them a chance to butcher the Tremere. Telyav or no, you are still screwed, so try to make yourself useful. A word of advice: Stay the fuck away from the Gangrel, Nosferatu, Assamite, Salubri, and Tzimisce of the sect. They hate your guts more than others, and for damn good reasons:
** Tremere became vampires through the Tzimisce they captured, tortured and experimented upon, [[JustAsPlanned all according to the plans]] of the [[spoiler: Tzimisce Antediluvian]]. Tzimisce vampires started to butcher the fledgling Tremere bloodline, who were few in numbers, to avenge their kin. In retaliaton, Tremere created Gargoyles, using Gangrel, Nosferatu, and Tzimisce fledglings. Gangrel and Nosferatu joined the war against Tremere as the allies of Tzimisce, each of their members wanting to tear a new asshole to the Tremere. Later, Tremere diablerized Saulot, [[JustAsPlanned all according to the plans]] of [[spoiler: Saulot]], and exterminated the Salubri clan, the TokenGoodTeammate to the vampire race. They later humiliated the Assamite clan in the Convention of Thorns and laid a blood curse on them, that makes them unable to diablerize. The thing is, Baali already laid a curse on Assamites millenia ago: They have a eternal thirst for Kindred blood. What does this mean? The Assamites are hungry, and they couldn't sate their hunger.

** Tremere became vampires through the Tzimisce they captured, tortured and experimented upon, [[JustAsPlanned all according to the plan]]s of the [[spoiler: Tzimisce Antediluvian]]. Tzimisce vampires started to butcher the fledgling Tremere bloodline, who were few in numbers, to avenge their kin. In retaliaton, Tremere created Gargoyles, using Gangrel, Nosferatu, and Tzimisce fledglings. Gangrel and Nosferatu joined the war against Tremere as the allies of Tzimisce, each of their members wanting to tear a new asshole to the Tremere. Later, Tremere diablerized Saulot, [[JustAsPlanned all according to the plan]]s of [[spoiler: Saulot]], and exterminated the Salubri clan, the TokenGoodTeammate to the vampire race. They later humiliated the Assamite clan in the Convention of Thorns and laid a blood curse on them, that makes them unable to diablerize. The thing is, Baali already laid a curse on Assamites millenia ago: They have a eternal thirst for Kindred blood. What does this mean? The Assamites are hungry, and they couldn't sate their hunger.

** Tremere became vampires through the Tzimisce they captured, tortured and experimented upon, [[JustAsPlanned all according to the plan]]s of the [[spoiler: Tzimisce Antediluvian]]. Tzimisce vampires started to butcher the fledgling Tremere bloodline, who were few in numbers, to avenge their kin. In retaliaton, Tremere created Gargoyles, using Gangrel, Nosferatu, and Tzimisce fledglings. Gangrel and Nosferatu joined the war against Tremere as the allies of Tzimisce, each of their members wanting to tear a new asshole to the Tremere. Later, Tremere diablerized Saulot, [[JustAsPlanned all according to the plan]]s of [[spoiler: Saulot]] and exterminated the Salubri clan, the TokenGoodTeammate to the vampire race. They later humiliated the Assamite clan in the Convention of Thorns and laid a blood curse on them, that makes them unable to diablerize. The thing is, Baali already laid a curse on Assamites millenia ago: They have a eternal thirst for Kindred blood. What does this mean? The Assamites are hungry, and they couldn't sate their hunger.

* Take a long, hard, cold drink if you play Tremere. Why? [[ForegoneConclusion Because you are going to die.]] Ever since the night it was founded, Sabbat recruited Cainites from other sects who joined just because it gave them a chance to butcher the Tremere. It's a miracle that you managed to join, after the fall of House Goratrix, who made themselves useful, and a wonder how you could be dumb enough to join a sect that considers butchering your kind as a side quest. A word of advice: Stay the fuck away from the Gangrel Antitribu, Nosferatu Antitribu, Assamite Antitribu, Salubri Antitribu, and Tzimsice. They hate your guts more than others, and for damn good reasons. Be very afraid.