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* Take a sip when Chris introduces himself by overpronouncing the word, “Director”.
* Take a sip when the play is introduced with, “The actors are prepared, the stage is set.”
* Take a sip when the play is introduced with, “The actors are prepared, the stage is set.”
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* Take a sip when Chris introduces himself if Chris' opening speech is cut off by overpronouncing the word, “Director”.
* Take a sip when the play is introduced with, “The actors are prepared, the stage is set.”applause.
* Take a sip when the play is introduced with, “The actors are prepared, the stage is set.”
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* Take a sip whenever Dennis [[ReadingTheStageDirectionsOutLoud reads a stage direction as a line]].
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* Take a sip whenever Dennis someone [[ReadingTheStageDirectionsOutLoud reads a stage direction as a line]].
** Altered rule for stage productions: take a sip whenever a lighting truss falls loose or a light falls off the rig.
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* Take a sip if Chris' opening speech is cut off by applause.
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** Take two if it's Creator/DavidSuchet throwing it.
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** Take two if it's Francis or Creator/DavidSuchet throwing it.
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!!Any episode
* Take a sip when Chris introduces himself by overpronouncing the word, “Director”.
* Take a sip when the play is introduced with, “The actors are prepared, the stage is set.”
* Take a sip when Chris introduces himself by overpronouncing the word, “Director”.
* Take a sip when the play is introduced with, “The actors are prepared, the stage is set.”
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Also, please exercise caution when trying this during a live stage production.
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* Take a sip whenever Dennis thinks that something said to him during the production is his next line.
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* Take a sip whenever Dennis an actor thinks that something said to him them during the production is his their next line.line.
* Take a sip whenever a character who's supposed to be dead moves on their own for any reason that's not part of the in-universe script.
* Take two sips whenever the wrong light or sound cue is played.
* Take a sip whenever a character who's supposed to be dead moves on their own for any reason that's not part of the in-universe script.
* Take two sips whenever the wrong light or sound cue is played.
** Take another gulp if said actor is then covered by an emergency understudy.
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* Take one sip if Trevor appears on camera in stagehand uniform. (Robert’s acting masterclass and ''A Talented Woman Awakens'' are both exempt from this rule).
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* Take one sip if Trevor appears on stage or camera in stagehand uniform. (Robert’s acting masterclass and ''A Talented Woman Awakens'' are both exempt from this rule).
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* Take a gulp if Chris gets into an argument with the audience.
!!''Theatre/ThePlayThatGoesWrong''
* Take a sip if Chris' opening speech is cut off by applause.
* Take a sip whenever the actress playing Florence takes a pill.
* Take a sip whenever someone takes a swig of white spirit.
* Take a sip whenever somebody picks up the wrong prop.
* Take a gulp every time Annie has to act as the mantelpiece.
* Take a sip whenever an actor uses the elevator.
** Take two sips if [[ElevatorFailure the elevator malfunctions with them in it]].
!!''Theatre/ThePlayThatGoesWrong''
* Take a sip if Chris' opening speech is cut off by applause.
* Take a sip whenever the actress playing Florence takes a pill.
* Take a sip whenever someone takes a swig of white spirit.
* Take a sip whenever somebody picks up the wrong prop.
* Take a gulp every time Annie has to act as the mantelpiece.
* Take a sip whenever an actor uses the elevator.
** Take two sips if [[ElevatorFailure the elevator malfunctions with them in it]].
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* Take a sip whenever Sandra tries to [[AsLongAsItSoundsForeign sound foreign]] by [[WaxingLyrical quoting song lyrics]].
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* Take a sip whenever Sandra Vanessa tries to [[AsLongAsItSoundsForeign sound foreign]] by [[WaxingLyrical quoting song lyrics]].
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** Take two if he says “low on paper” or “low on ink”
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** Take two if he says “low on "out of paper” or “low on ink”
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Closer inspection of the episode (combined with how his attractive figure was already played up for laughs in Peter Pan Goes Wrong) confirms to me that the double is definitely Max.
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* Take a sip every time Annie uses perspective tricks to give herself a muscular body.
** Take two sips when the stuntman's face is accidentally revealed.
** Take two sips when the stuntman's face is accidentally revealed.
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* Take a sip every time Annie uses perspective tricks to give herself a Max's muscular body.
** Take two sips whenthe stuntman's Max's face is accidentally revealed.
** Take two sips when
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* Take a sip every time Annie uses perspective tricks to give herself Max’s muscular body.
** Take two sips when Max’s face is accidentally revealed.
** Take two sips when Max’s face is accidentally revealed.
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* Take a sip every time Annie uses perspective tricks to give herself Max’s a muscular body.
** Take two sips whenMax’s the stuntman's face is accidentally revealed.
** Take two sips when
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Take a sip whenever Dennis exits.
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** Take a sip whenever Dennis exits.
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* Take one sip if Trevor appears on camera in stagehand uniform. (Robert’s acting masterclass and A Talented Woman Awakens are both exempt from this rule).
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* Take one sip if Trevor appears on camera in stagehand uniform. (Robert’s acting masterclass and A ''A Talented Woman Awakens Awakens'' are both exempt from this rule).
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* Take a sip every time Annie uses perspective tricks to give herself Max’ muscular body.
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* Take a sip every time Annie uses perspective tricks to give herself Max’ Max’s muscular body.
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*** Take a sip every time a comedic sound effect occurs.
** Take two sips if the comedic sound effect isn’t a {{Rimshot}}.
** Take two sips if the comedic sound effect isn’t a {{Rimshot}}.
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!!Any Cornley Drama Society production
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!!Any Cornley Polytechnic Drama Society production
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** Finish your drink when the lights ''do'' go out after, “One more step and I’ll have McKenzie punch your [[ExactWords lights out]].”
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** Finish your drink when the lights ''do'' go out after, “One more step and I’ll have McKenzie [=McKenzie=] punch your [[ExactWords lights out]].”
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We could simply say, “take a sip every time [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin something goes wrong]]”, but that’s not very creative (or safe).
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!!Any Cornley Drama Society production
* Take a sip when Chris introduces himself by overpronouncing the word, “Director”.
* Take a sip when the play is introduced with, “The actors are prepared, the stage is set.”
* Take a sip if the scenery falls down.
**Take two sips if an actor is crushed.
* Take a sip if something going wrong causes a line to seem ironic or apropos.
* Take a sip every time an upcoming plot point is spoiled.
* Take a sip every time Max grins at the audience.
* Take a sip whenever Dennis [[ReadingTheStageDirectionsOutLoud reads a stage direction as a line]].
* Take a sip whenever Dennis thinks that something said to him during the production is his next line.
* Take a sip whenever someone is stuck in the scenery.
* Take a sip whenever a vehicle falls apart.
* Take a sip whenever the stage lights or the boom mic are visible.
* Take a gulp if an actor is incapacitated (''An Upstanding Member…'' is exempt from this rule).
* Take two sips [[ShamelessSelfPromoter whenever Robert plugs one of his books.]]
* Take a mouthful [[WardrobeMalfunction whenever at least one actor ends up naked or in their underwear]].
* Take a sip if someone flubs their line.
** Make it a mouthful if the flub makes the line [[AccidentalInnuendo unintentionally sexual]].
* Take a gulp if something other than the intended pyrotechnics [[StuffBlowingUp explodes or catches fire]].
* Take one sip if Trevor appears on camera in stagehand uniform. (Robert’s acting masterclass and A Talented Woman Awakens are both exempt from this rule).
** Take two sips if at least one stagehand other than Trevor is visible.
!!''[[{{Theatre/PeterPanGoesWrong}} Peter Pan]]''
* Take a sip every time someone throws fairy dust.
** Take two if it's Creator/DavidSuchet throwing it.
* Take a sip every time the opening scene freezes for the narration.
** Take two sips every time Chris unfreezes the scene before David Suchet's narration is finished.
* Take a sip every time Dennis' headset crackles.
** Take two if he says something picked up from a different studio.
* Take a sip every time a taxi horn is heard.
* Take a sip every time part of the bed falls down.
** Take two if it happens anywhere other than the opening scene.
* Take a sip every time there's AudienceParticipation.
** Take two sips if Chris gets angry at it.
* Take a sip whenever a flying actor bangs into the scenery.
* Take a sip every time Annie enters [[ActingForTwo playing a different character]].
** Take two if she fails to cover up a change of costume.
* Take a mouthful when a knocked out actor comes back with regained consciousness.
* Take a sip every time Lucy tries and fails to start a line.
** Take a gulp when Lucy takes over the narration.
* Take a sip every time Lucy gets hurt.
* Take a sip every time Chris is seen in a different location in the video recording.
* Take a gulp whenever the role of Peter changes actor.
* Take a sip every time the side of one of Dennis' cue cards ends on something awkward.
* Take a sip whenever someone gets hit by the loose table plank.
* Take a sip on every "I believe in fairies".
* Finish your drink when David Suchet hastily impersonates [[{{Series/Poirot}} Hercule Poirot]].
* Take a mouthful whenever the camera cuts to a different BBC set.
* Take a sip whenever Sandra kisses someone.
** Take two if she kisses Max.
* Take a drink every time you spot the [[CreditsGag end credits malfunctioning]].
!!''[[{{Film/AChristmasCarolGoesWrong}} A Christmas Carol]]''
* Take a sip for every exterior miniature shot.
** Take two if Trevor or his pizza accidentally show up in it.
* Take a sip every time Trevor fails to correct the titles.
* Take a sip whenever Robert tries to intrude on the scene.
** Take two whenever Robert says, "incapacitated".
* Take a sip every time Dennis is obviously reading his lines off somewhere.
** Take two sips if he reads it backwards.
* Take a sip every time Annie's hand is stuck to something.
* Take a sip whenever Jonathan is dragged by his chain.
* Take a sip when the greenscreen changes to the wrong thing.
** Take a sip every time Robert hits Chris with something while hidden by the greenscreen.
* Take a sip every time the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come bangs his head on something.
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From ''Series/TheGoesWrongShow'':
!!The Spirit of Christmas
* During Vanessa’s musical number, take a sip every time the music [[TruckDriversGearChange changes key]].
* Take a sip every time Jonathan delivers a line while stuck in the fireplace.
** Take two if it’s related to him being in pain.
** Take three when he knocks a brick out and calls for help.
* Take a sip every time Robert addresses the audience.
* Take a sip whenever Robert takes a nip of sherry.
** '''(HARD DIFFICULTY VARIANT)''' Take a drink whenever Robert takes a drink on camera.
* Take a sip every time Robert says, “This is not your best work, Chris.”
* Take a sip every time Robert grabs hold of a bottle of alcohol.
** Take two sips if someone tries to take it away.
** Take three sips if someone succeeds in taking it away.
* Take a sip whenever Sandra has to do something that requires Jonathan.
* Take a sip every time Robert’s drunk ad libbing gets needlessly emotional.
* Finish your drink when Dennis finally gets his line.
!!''The Pilot'' (not the pilot)
* Take a sip every time Chris says the word “pilot” during his introduction to the audience.
* Take a sip if you spot [[ArtisticLicenseHistory a historical inaccuracy which is clearly the fault of the script]].
* Take a mouthful whenever "(not the pilot episode)" appears on screen.
* Take a sip whenever Dennis pops his head up from the printer.
* Take a sip whenever Dennis makes printer noises.
** Take two if he says “low on paper” or “low on ink”
** Take a gulp when Dennis gets up to exit the stage.
* Take a sip every time Dennis produces a telegram.
** Take a sip if it’s the wrong telegram.
** Take two if he had to hand write it.
* Take a sip every time something gets passed across the line during the SplitScreenPhoneCall.
** Take a gulp when the split-screen line falls down.
* Take a sip every time Hitler or Churchill appear on camera too early.
* Take a sip whenever Sandra tries to [[AsLongAsItSoundsForeign sound foreign]] by [[WaxingLyrical quoting song lyrics]].
* Take a sip every time Chris' left leg comes loose.
* Take a sip every time the effect of the plane flying by the window screws up.
* Take a sip every time Annie uses perspective tricks to give herself Max’ muscular body.
** Take two sips when Max’s face is accidentally revealed.
* Take a gulp every time someone breaks character to draw a parallel between Chris and Hitler.
* Take a sip every time Max removes [[CoolShades a pair of shades]] or a pilot hat.
* Take a sip every time the polygraph goes off.
* Take a sip whenever Max accidentally unplugs the desk lamp.
!!A Trial To Watch
* Take a sip every time the gavel sound effect goes off.
* Take a sip whenever someone bangs their head into the courtroom ceiling.
* Take a sip whenever the foreground sets get mixed up.
* Take a sip every few times Dennis speeds up Vanessa’s treadmill.
* Take a sip whenever Max tries and fails to activate his blood pack.
** Take two when [[HighPressureBlood it finally does go off]].
* Take a sip whenever an actor has to say an echo out loud for a scene transition.
** Take two sips if the scene transition is cued in (or not) with "living room".
!!''The Lodge''
* Take a sip every time [[{{Padding}} a line padded with extra adjectives]] is uttered.
* Take a sip whenever thunder is heard.
** Take two sips whenever the weather is ham-handedly replicated by a stagehand.
** Take two sips if the weather effect hits Vanessa.
* Take a sip every time someone finds out the hard way that the study door leads to a drop.
* Take a gulp whenever the kitchen is required.
* Take a sip whenever Dennis says “GET OUT!” too early.
Take a sip whenever Dennis exits.
** Take a sip whenever Dennis re-enters.
** Take a sip when Dennis thinks his line is “GET IN!”
* Take a sip every time the stairlift malfunctions.
* Take a sip every time Robert [[TitleDrop drops the title]].
** Take two sips if the accompanying musical sting comes too late or [[SoundtrackDissonance is wrong]].
* Take a sip whenever Robert's EvilLaugh gets even more frantic.
* Take a sip whenever the balloon under Vanessa’s dress bursts.
* Take a gulp when Sandra's ghostly apparitions are ruined by her or the effect representing her [[SpecialEffectsFailure being visible when the lights go up]].
* Take a sip every time Sandra messes up her lines while possessing Vanessa.
* Finish your drink when Sandra screws up the JumpScare at the end and bangs into the camera.
!!''Harper's Locket''
* Take a sip every time the wrong croquet ball starts moving.
* Take a sip every time someone says the word “frog”.
* Take a sip every time the piano starts playing.
** Finish your drink when the cat is thrown into the piano.
** Finish your drink again when the cat escapes at the end.
* Take a sip whenever Jonathan can't get through a door.
* Take two sips whenever Jonathan forgoes a door and smashes through a window.
** Finish your drink when he eventually successfully gets through a door (and steps on a croquet mallet which [[GroinAttack whacks him in the crotch]]).
* Take a sip every time the squib in Chris' jacket goes off.
** Take two sips when it happens after he’s actually been shot dead.
* Take a sip every time Robert exaggerates his IncurableCoughOfDeath.
* Take a sip whenever the vacuum cleaner in Dennis' horse costume is turned on.
** Take two sips if it ends up stuck to Max’s crotch.
* Take a gulp every time incongruous stock footage of a man riding a horse is shown.
* Take a sip every time Max takes the one pound note from Chris in spite of the script saying he should refuse it at first.
* Take a sip every time Robert tries to get the one pound note from Max and instead finds something different.
* Take a sip every time the ceiling fan gets lower.
* Take a sip every time Trevor’s bare buttocks are in the shot.
!!''90 Degrees''
* Take a sip whenever someone gets hit by an object falling in either the study or the hospital room.
* Take a sip every time the sound team [[BleepDammit fails to censor Dennis' swearing]].
** Take a gulp when they attempt to censor the contextually-innocuous word, [[HaveAGayOldTime "Craps"]].
* Take a sip whenever Robert tries to give Ruffles an inner monologue.
** Take another sip if Chris calls him out.
* Finish your drink when Annie's fake bosoms fall out.
* Take a sip every time Vanessa asks Dennis [[WhosOnFirst to give her a beer]].
** Take two sips when Vanessa specifically asks for the "lager beer".
!!''The Nativity''
* Take a sip every time the scenery turns the page.
** Take two sips if the scenery gets stuck or someone gets trapped.
** Finish your drink when Trevor brings the scenery down on everyone on stage.
* Begrudgingly take a shot of something strong every time the actors shoehorn in a [[ProductPlacement Brookshaw Corporate Finance advert]].
** Take another shot if it’s a {{Pun}} on the wise men’s gifts.
* Take a mouthful every time the actors start singing the cut [[{{Music/GeorgeFredericHandel}} "For Unto Us A Child Is Born"]] number.
* Take a sip whenever Robert gets startled or disappointed by the pyrotechnics.
** Take two when [[WorthIt he’s finally satisfied with them]].
* Take a sip whenever Robert takes a fall.
** Take two sips when Robert nearly takes a fall, such as the ladder giving way underneath him.
* Take a sip whenever Robert’s wings get snagged in the scenery.
* Take a sip whenever the scenery has Trevor’s writing on it.
* Take a sip if the donkey has two heads.
* Take a sip if the donkey has two arses.
* Take a sip every time Robert says “Halo” or “Higher”.
** Take another sip every time [[WhosOnFirst the Shepherds respond with “Hello” or “Hiya”]].
* Take a sip every time “We Three Kings” plays.
* Take a sip every time the camera cuts to Jonathan being spun around on King Herod’s throne.
* Take a sip whenever Herod’s wife makes some vocalisation on the wise men’s gifts.
** Take a gulp when she makes the mistake of trying to eat the myrrh.
* Take a sip every time “O Little Town of Bethlehem” changes tune.
* Take a sip every time Dennis mistakenly says that there’s room at the inn.
** Take a mouthful when Dennis recycles the [[CallBack “GET OUT!”]] line from ''The Lodge''.
* Finish your drink and get up whenever [[MoodWhiplash the fire alarm goes off]].
** Take a sip when it briefly goes off a third time during Chris’ narration.
* Take a sip every time Chris expects there to be shepherds, only to be given more wise men.
!!''Summer Once Again''
* Take a sip whenever Robert flubs a word while addressing the audience.
* Take a sip every time Robert blows his whistle.
* Take a sip whenever something is missing during the opening.
* Take a sip whenever Dennis says the word [[AccidentalInnuendo “Hard”]].
* Take a sip every time Chris looks at the piece of paper with his [[ButtMonkey Manure Boy]] lines written on it.
* Take a sip every time someone says “goulashes” or “galoshes”.
** Take two sips if it isn’t Annie.
* Take a mouthful every time Robert calls for the play to be restarted.
* Take a sip every time Sandra’s face is given a closeup with dramatic music.
** Take another sip if a fan screws it up.
* Take a sip every time Jonathan doesn’t get to play one of his roles.
** Take two if it’s the doctor.
* Force a shot of something strong down every time Dennis is forced to eat or drink something.
** Force two shots down if Dennis is eating a boot.
* Take a sip every time Dennis reads something incriminating from Robert’s diary notes.
** Take two sips if the diary notes are in the prop bible.
* Take a sip every time Vanessa is hit in the face.
* Take a sip every time confetti is fired off.
** Take two sips if it startles Robert.
* Take a sip whenever a car horn is heard.
**Take two sips when it comes up three pages early.
* Take a sip every time [[VictorianNovelDisease typhoid]] is mentioned.
* Take a sip whenever a character dies.
* Take a sip whenever the season changes.
* Take a sip every time a move is made during Robert and Max’s high speed game of chess.
!!''The Most Lamentable…''
* Take a sip every time Robert screws with Sandra’s chorus by hitting the gong.
** Take two every time Sandra tries and fails to stop him.
* Take a mouthful every time Sandra trips over a rhyme.
* Take a sip whenever Sandra is slow to turn to whichever camera she’s meant to be delivering the chorus to.
* Take a sip every time the portcullis mechanism screws up.
* Take a sip every time Robert refers to himself as [[DemotedToExtra “The Relevant Trumpeter”]].
** Take a sip if Robert appears in the background of a scene unannounced.
** Take two sips if he tunelessly blows into the trumpet to mess with people.
** Take two sips if Chris stops Robert's performance.
* Take a sip every time Robert refers to Chris’ character as “Dick”.
* Take a sip every time Max hams up one of his lines to mess with Chris’ responses.
* Take a sip every time one of Jonathan’s lines is rendered [[TheUnintelligible inaudible]] by his suit of armour
** Take two if it ''is'' audible.
* Take a sip every time Dennis’ improvised song says “goose”, “pork”, “ham” or “sausage”.
* Take a sip every time Trevor enters in anachronistic-looking high-vis gear.
* Take a gulp every time [[WardrobeMalfunction Trevor’s codpiece falls open]].
* Take a sip whenever Dennis finds a different way of misunderstanding what an aside is.
* Take a sip every time something gets magnetically stuck to Jonathan’s armour.
** Take a gulp if it’s Robert’s trumpet.
* Take a sip when Sandra realises that a character can’t be crowned king because the actor got knocked out.
** Take two sips when she gets rid of Dennis.
* Finish your drink when [[AscendedExtra The Relevant Trumpeter is crowned king]].
!!''There Is No Escape''
* Take a sip every time a part of Chris’ cell falls down.
* Take a sip every time the pre-recorded narration is wrong.
** Take two sips if the narration says, “We shook hands. I knew we were gonna be good friends”.
* Take a mouthful whenever Robert calls for “Lights out” and gets no response.
** Finish your drink when the lights ''do'' go out after, “One more step and I’ll have McKenzie punch your [[ExactWords lights out]].”
* Take a sip every time Max screws around with his “jaw”.
* Take a sip whenever the scenery transition either messes up or brings in the wrong scene.
** Take two sips if a scenery malfunction involves the soda machines.
* Take a sip every time [[{{Bowdlerize}} a spoon is used or mentioned instead of a knife]].
* Take a sip whenever Robert has to work around the misplaced office scenery by jumping.
* Take a sip whenever Sandra speaks with a harmonica stuck in her throat.
* Take a sip whenever Annie wrecks the balloons in her Mick costume.
* Take a sip whenever Robert says the word “twist”.
** Take two sips if Chris calls him out on it not being a twist.
* Take a gulp when Robert enters as “Timmy”.
* Take a sip every time someone namedrops ''Franchise/StarWars''.
* Take a sip whenever Robert reminds Lucy of a past story to make her cry.
** Finish your drink when it backfires on him.
* Take a sip every time Jonathan tilts the car/phone booth.
!!The Cornley Drama Festival Part 1
* Take a gulp when Chris apologises for the sign.
* Take a gulp whenever someone combats their stage fright by running at the audience screaming.
* Take a sip whenever Robert masks a sub-actor.
** Take two sips when Chris and Robert start trying to mask each other.
* Robert’s acting masterclass:
** Take a sip whenever anyone says a variation on, [[{{Theatre/Hamlet}} “To be or not to be”]] (including Robert’s popup book).
** Take a sip every time Robert moves Chris down in the ranking.
** Take a sip whenever Sandra over-raises the pitch of the end of her line as a question.
** Take a mouthful whenever Chris gets hit with tear gas.
* Max's [[KitchenSinkDrama "Kitchen Sink"]] [[LiteralMinded Drama]]:
** Take a sip every time the word "plate" or "sponge" is said.
*** Take two when Dennis says "bowel".
** Take a gulp when Sandra enters for the "SoapOpera" in the next act.
* Vanessa’s improv class:
** Take a sip every time Vanessa is startled or clearly nervous.
** Take a sip whenever an audience member calls out the word, “Hull”.
** Take a sip whenever Vanessa says, “lusty”.
** Take a sip when Max doesn’t continue the alphabet during the alphabet game.
*** Take two sips when Chris misses the letter “I”.
*** Finish your drink when Max finishes the alphabet game with “Zoo”.
** Take a sip whenever Chris says “Speculum”.
*''La Nuit de la Chenille'':
** Take a sip whenever someone trips, gets tangled up or bumps into something.
*** Take two sips if the boom mic or Chris’ flute is involved.
** Take a sip every time Dennis goes onstage.
*** Take a sip every time Dennis squats.
*** Take two sips if Trevor is running away from Dennis.
*** Take two sips every time the shot shows Dennis walking in circles somewhere in the background.
** Finish your drink when [[ChekhovsGun Robert shoots Chris]].
!!The Cornley Drama Festival Part 2
* Take a gulp when Chris apologises for the sign.
* Take a sip whenever horse tranquillisers are brought up.
* Take two sips every time Dennis says the word “Incompetent”.
* Finish your drink during the curtain call for ''Toothpaste, £1.69''.
* Take a sip every time at least one CensorBox is on screen.
* Take two sips every time a stagehand is seen or heard dealing with the horse (Take one if it’s Trevor).
* ''A Talented Woman Awakens'':
** Take two sips whenever Annie chimes in with incidental music.
** Take a mouthful when Sandra intensely describes the meal in detail like an M&S ad voiceover.
** Take a sip every time a line calls Sandra talented.
** Take a gulp every time the play is interrupted by Dennis doing something noisy.
** Take a sip every time Trevor fires the gun.
** Take a sip every time Dennis’ attempt at spelling “Incompetent” has him say the letter “E”, “T” or “N” ''(choose only one letter to use this rule with, though)''.
** After his table collapses, take a sip every time Trevor makes the wrong sound effect.
* ''An Upstanding Member in a Tight Place in the Back Office'':
** Take a sip whenever Annie turns to the camera and says, “What is she like?”
*** Take a sip every time a comedic sound effect occurs.
** Take two sips if the comedic sound effect isn’t a {{Rimshot}}.
** Take a sip every time someone’s trousers get blown off.
*** Take two sips every time someone’s trousers fail to get blown off.
*** Take three sips every time someone intentionally rips their clothes off (Annie’s trousers don’t count for this rule).
** Take a sip every time Vanessa messes up a DoubleEntendre.
** Take two sips when Norman Nord, [[NakedPeopleAreFunny the nudist lord]], enters.
** Take a mouthful ''[[DoubleEntendre (ba-dum, tss)]]'' every time Robert finishes a [[ClusterBleepBomb lengthily-censored rant]] with an OrphanedPunchline.
** Take a sip every time a slide-whistle and smooth jazz is heard after someone takes the horse tranquilliser.
* Jonathan’s Ensemble Piece:
** Take a sip when Jonathan screws up a performance piece.
*** Take a preemptive sip when it looks like he’s doing reasonably well before screwing up a performance piece.
** Take a sip whenever the chorus to “We Are The Ensemble” comes up.
** Take a gulp when the sign falls down.
** Finish your drink on the PianoDrop.
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!!Any Cornley Drama Society production
* Take a sip when Chris introduces himself by overpronouncing the word, “Director”.
* Take a sip when the play is introduced with, “The actors are prepared, the stage is set.”
* Take a sip if the scenery falls down.
**Take two sips if an actor is crushed.
* Take a sip if something going wrong causes a line to seem ironic or apropos.
* Take a sip every time an upcoming plot point is spoiled.
* Take a sip every time Max grins at the audience.
* Take a sip whenever Dennis [[ReadingTheStageDirectionsOutLoud reads a stage direction as a line]].
* Take a sip whenever Dennis thinks that something said to him during the production is his next line.
* Take a sip whenever someone is stuck in the scenery.
* Take a sip whenever a vehicle falls apart.
* Take a sip whenever the stage lights or the boom mic are visible.
* Take a gulp if an actor is incapacitated (''An Upstanding Member…'' is exempt from this rule).
* Take two sips [[ShamelessSelfPromoter whenever Robert plugs one of his books.]]
* Take a mouthful [[WardrobeMalfunction whenever at least one actor ends up naked or in their underwear]].
* Take a sip if someone flubs their line.
** Make it a mouthful if the flub makes the line [[AccidentalInnuendo unintentionally sexual]].
* Take a gulp if something other than the intended pyrotechnics [[StuffBlowingUp explodes or catches fire]].
* Take one sip if Trevor appears on camera in stagehand uniform. (Robert’s acting masterclass and A Talented Woman Awakens are both exempt from this rule).
** Take two sips if at least one stagehand other than Trevor is visible.
!!''[[{{Theatre/PeterPanGoesWrong}} Peter Pan]]''
* Take a sip every time someone throws fairy dust.
** Take two if it's Creator/DavidSuchet throwing it.
* Take a sip every time the opening scene freezes for the narration.
** Take two sips every time Chris unfreezes the scene before David Suchet's narration is finished.
* Take a sip every time Dennis' headset crackles.
** Take two if he says something picked up from a different studio.
* Take a sip every time a taxi horn is heard.
* Take a sip every time part of the bed falls down.
** Take two if it happens anywhere other than the opening scene.
* Take a sip every time there's AudienceParticipation.
** Take two sips if Chris gets angry at it.
* Take a sip whenever a flying actor bangs into the scenery.
* Take a sip every time Annie enters [[ActingForTwo playing a different character]].
** Take two if she fails to cover up a change of costume.
* Take a mouthful when a knocked out actor comes back with regained consciousness.
* Take a sip every time Lucy tries and fails to start a line.
** Take a gulp when Lucy takes over the narration.
* Take a sip every time Lucy gets hurt.
* Take a sip every time Chris is seen in a different location in the video recording.
* Take a gulp whenever the role of Peter changes actor.
* Take a sip every time the side of one of Dennis' cue cards ends on something awkward.
* Take a sip whenever someone gets hit by the loose table plank.
* Take a sip on every "I believe in fairies".
* Finish your drink when David Suchet hastily impersonates [[{{Series/Poirot}} Hercule Poirot]].
* Take a mouthful whenever the camera cuts to a different BBC set.
* Take a sip whenever Sandra kisses someone.
** Take two if she kisses Max.
* Take a drink every time you spot the [[CreditsGag end credits malfunctioning]].
!!''[[{{Film/AChristmasCarolGoesWrong}} A Christmas Carol]]''
* Take a sip for every exterior miniature shot.
** Take two if Trevor or his pizza accidentally show up in it.
* Take a sip every time Trevor fails to correct the titles.
* Take a sip whenever Robert tries to intrude on the scene.
** Take two whenever Robert says, "incapacitated".
* Take a sip every time Dennis is obviously reading his lines off somewhere.
** Take two sips if he reads it backwards.
* Take a sip every time Annie's hand is stuck to something.
* Take a sip whenever Jonathan is dragged by his chain.
* Take a sip when the greenscreen changes to the wrong thing.
** Take a sip every time Robert hits Chris with something while hidden by the greenscreen.
* Take a sip every time the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come bangs his head on something.
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From ''Series/TheGoesWrongShow'':
!!The Spirit of Christmas
* During Vanessa’s musical number, take a sip every time the music [[TruckDriversGearChange changes key]].
* Take a sip every time Jonathan delivers a line while stuck in the fireplace.
** Take two if it’s related to him being in pain.
** Take three when he knocks a brick out and calls for help.
* Take a sip every time Robert addresses the audience.
* Take a sip whenever Robert takes a nip of sherry.
** '''(HARD DIFFICULTY VARIANT)''' Take a drink whenever Robert takes a drink on camera.
* Take a sip every time Robert says, “This is not your best work, Chris.”
* Take a sip every time Robert grabs hold of a bottle of alcohol.
** Take two sips if someone tries to take it away.
** Take three sips if someone succeeds in taking it away.
* Take a sip whenever Sandra has to do something that requires Jonathan.
* Take a sip every time Robert’s drunk ad libbing gets needlessly emotional.
* Finish your drink when Dennis finally gets his line.
!!''The Pilot'' (not the pilot)
* Take a sip every time Chris says the word “pilot” during his introduction to the audience.
* Take a sip if you spot [[ArtisticLicenseHistory a historical inaccuracy which is clearly the fault of the script]].
* Take a mouthful whenever "(not the pilot episode)" appears on screen.
* Take a sip whenever Dennis pops his head up from the printer.
* Take a sip whenever Dennis makes printer noises.
** Take two if he says “low on paper” or “low on ink”
** Take a gulp when Dennis gets up to exit the stage.
* Take a sip every time Dennis produces a telegram.
** Take a sip if it’s the wrong telegram.
** Take two if he had to hand write it.
* Take a sip every time something gets passed across the line during the SplitScreenPhoneCall.
** Take a gulp when the split-screen line falls down.
* Take a sip every time Hitler or Churchill appear on camera too early.
* Take a sip whenever Sandra tries to [[AsLongAsItSoundsForeign sound foreign]] by [[WaxingLyrical quoting song lyrics]].
* Take a sip every time Chris' left leg comes loose.
* Take a sip every time the effect of the plane flying by the window screws up.
* Take a sip every time Annie uses perspective tricks to give herself Max’ muscular body.
** Take two sips when Max’s face is accidentally revealed.
* Take a gulp every time someone breaks character to draw a parallel between Chris and Hitler.
* Take a sip every time Max removes [[CoolShades a pair of shades]] or a pilot hat.
* Take a sip every time the polygraph goes off.
* Take a sip whenever Max accidentally unplugs the desk lamp.
!!A Trial To Watch
* Take a sip every time the gavel sound effect goes off.
* Take a sip whenever someone bangs their head into the courtroom ceiling.
* Take a sip whenever the foreground sets get mixed up.
* Take a sip every few times Dennis speeds up Vanessa’s treadmill.
* Take a sip whenever Max tries and fails to activate his blood pack.
** Take two when [[HighPressureBlood it finally does go off]].
* Take a sip whenever an actor has to say an echo out loud for a scene transition.
** Take two sips if the scene transition is cued in (or not) with "living room".
!!''The Lodge''
* Take a sip every time [[{{Padding}} a line padded with extra adjectives]] is uttered.
* Take a sip whenever thunder is heard.
** Take two sips whenever the weather is ham-handedly replicated by a stagehand.
** Take two sips if the weather effect hits Vanessa.
* Take a sip every time someone finds out the hard way that the study door leads to a drop.
* Take a gulp whenever the kitchen is required.
* Take a sip whenever Dennis says “GET OUT!” too early.
Take a sip whenever Dennis exits.
** Take a sip whenever Dennis re-enters.
** Take a sip when Dennis thinks his line is “GET IN!”
* Take a sip every time the stairlift malfunctions.
* Take a sip every time Robert [[TitleDrop drops the title]].
** Take two sips if the accompanying musical sting comes too late or [[SoundtrackDissonance is wrong]].
* Take a sip whenever Robert's EvilLaugh gets even more frantic.
* Take a sip whenever the balloon under Vanessa’s dress bursts.
* Take a gulp when Sandra's ghostly apparitions are ruined by her or the effect representing her [[SpecialEffectsFailure being visible when the lights go up]].
* Take a sip every time Sandra messes up her lines while possessing Vanessa.
* Finish your drink when Sandra screws up the JumpScare at the end and bangs into the camera.
!!''Harper's Locket''
* Take a sip every time the wrong croquet ball starts moving.
* Take a sip every time someone says the word “frog”.
* Take a sip every time the piano starts playing.
** Finish your drink when the cat is thrown into the piano.
** Finish your drink again when the cat escapes at the end.
* Take a sip whenever Jonathan can't get through a door.
* Take two sips whenever Jonathan forgoes a door and smashes through a window.
** Finish your drink when he eventually successfully gets through a door (and steps on a croquet mallet which [[GroinAttack whacks him in the crotch]]).
* Take a sip every time the squib in Chris' jacket goes off.
** Take two sips when it happens after he’s actually been shot dead.
* Take a sip every time Robert exaggerates his IncurableCoughOfDeath.
* Take a sip whenever the vacuum cleaner in Dennis' horse costume is turned on.
** Take two sips if it ends up stuck to Max’s crotch.
* Take a gulp every time incongruous stock footage of a man riding a horse is shown.
* Take a sip every time Max takes the one pound note from Chris in spite of the script saying he should refuse it at first.
* Take a sip every time Robert tries to get the one pound note from Max and instead finds something different.
* Take a sip every time the ceiling fan gets lower.
* Take a sip every time Trevor’s bare buttocks are in the shot.
!!''90 Degrees''
* Take a sip whenever someone gets hit by an object falling in either the study or the hospital room.
* Take a sip every time the sound team [[BleepDammit fails to censor Dennis' swearing]].
** Take a gulp when they attempt to censor the contextually-innocuous word, [[HaveAGayOldTime "Craps"]].
* Take a sip whenever Robert tries to give Ruffles an inner monologue.
** Take another sip if Chris calls him out.
* Finish your drink when Annie's fake bosoms fall out.
* Take a sip every time Vanessa asks Dennis [[WhosOnFirst to give her a beer]].
** Take two sips when Vanessa specifically asks for the "lager beer".
!!''The Nativity''
* Take a sip every time the scenery turns the page.
** Take two sips if the scenery gets stuck or someone gets trapped.
** Finish your drink when Trevor brings the scenery down on everyone on stage.
* Begrudgingly take a shot of something strong every time the actors shoehorn in a [[ProductPlacement Brookshaw Corporate Finance advert]].
** Take another shot if it’s a {{Pun}} on the wise men’s gifts.
* Take a mouthful every time the actors start singing the cut [[{{Music/GeorgeFredericHandel}} "For Unto Us A Child Is Born"]] number.
* Take a sip whenever Robert gets startled or disappointed by the pyrotechnics.
** Take two when [[WorthIt he’s finally satisfied with them]].
* Take a sip whenever Robert takes a fall.
** Take two sips when Robert nearly takes a fall, such as the ladder giving way underneath him.
* Take a sip whenever Robert’s wings get snagged in the scenery.
* Take a sip whenever the scenery has Trevor’s writing on it.
* Take a sip if the donkey has two heads.
* Take a sip if the donkey has two arses.
* Take a sip every time Robert says “Halo” or “Higher”.
** Take another sip every time [[WhosOnFirst the Shepherds respond with “Hello” or “Hiya”]].
* Take a sip every time “We Three Kings” plays.
* Take a sip every time the camera cuts to Jonathan being spun around on King Herod’s throne.
* Take a sip whenever Herod’s wife makes some vocalisation on the wise men’s gifts.
** Take a gulp when she makes the mistake of trying to eat the myrrh.
* Take a sip every time “O Little Town of Bethlehem” changes tune.
* Take a sip every time Dennis mistakenly says that there’s room at the inn.
** Take a mouthful when Dennis recycles the [[CallBack “GET OUT!”]] line from ''The Lodge''.
* Finish your drink and get up whenever [[MoodWhiplash the fire alarm goes off]].
** Take a sip when it briefly goes off a third time during Chris’ narration.
* Take a sip every time Chris expects there to be shepherds, only to be given more wise men.
!!''Summer Once Again''
* Take a sip whenever Robert flubs a word while addressing the audience.
* Take a sip every time Robert blows his whistle.
* Take a sip whenever something is missing during the opening.
* Take a sip whenever Dennis says the word [[AccidentalInnuendo “Hard”]].
* Take a sip every time Chris looks at the piece of paper with his [[ButtMonkey Manure Boy]] lines written on it.
* Take a sip every time someone says “goulashes” or “galoshes”.
** Take two sips if it isn’t Annie.
* Take a mouthful every time Robert calls for the play to be restarted.
* Take a sip every time Sandra’s face is given a closeup with dramatic music.
** Take another sip if a fan screws it up.
* Take a sip every time Jonathan doesn’t get to play one of his roles.
** Take two if it’s the doctor.
* Force a shot of something strong down every time Dennis is forced to eat or drink something.
** Force two shots down if Dennis is eating a boot.
* Take a sip every time Dennis reads something incriminating from Robert’s diary notes.
** Take two sips if the diary notes are in the prop bible.
* Take a sip every time Vanessa is hit in the face.
* Take a sip every time confetti is fired off.
** Take two sips if it startles Robert.
* Take a sip whenever a car horn is heard.
**Take two sips when it comes up three pages early.
* Take a sip every time [[VictorianNovelDisease typhoid]] is mentioned.
* Take a sip whenever a character dies.
* Take a sip whenever the season changes.
* Take a sip every time a move is made during Robert and Max’s high speed game of chess.
!!''The Most Lamentable…''
* Take a sip every time Robert screws with Sandra’s chorus by hitting the gong.
** Take two every time Sandra tries and fails to stop him.
* Take a mouthful every time Sandra trips over a rhyme.
* Take a sip whenever Sandra is slow to turn to whichever camera she’s meant to be delivering the chorus to.
* Take a sip every time the portcullis mechanism screws up.
* Take a sip every time Robert refers to himself as [[DemotedToExtra “The Relevant Trumpeter”]].
** Take a sip if Robert appears in the background of a scene unannounced.
** Take two sips if he tunelessly blows into the trumpet to mess with people.
** Take two sips if Chris stops Robert's performance.
* Take a sip every time Robert refers to Chris’ character as “Dick”.
* Take a sip every time Max hams up one of his lines to mess with Chris’ responses.
* Take a sip every time one of Jonathan’s lines is rendered [[TheUnintelligible inaudible]] by his suit of armour
** Take two if it ''is'' audible.
* Take a sip every time Dennis’ improvised song says “goose”, “pork”, “ham” or “sausage”.
* Take a sip every time Trevor enters in anachronistic-looking high-vis gear.
* Take a gulp every time [[WardrobeMalfunction Trevor’s codpiece falls open]].
* Take a sip whenever Dennis finds a different way of misunderstanding what an aside is.
* Take a sip every time something gets magnetically stuck to Jonathan’s armour.
** Take a gulp if it’s Robert’s trumpet.
* Take a sip when Sandra realises that a character can’t be crowned king because the actor got knocked out.
** Take two sips when she gets rid of Dennis.
* Finish your drink when [[AscendedExtra The Relevant Trumpeter is crowned king]].
!!''There Is No Escape''
* Take a sip every time a part of Chris’ cell falls down.
* Take a sip every time the pre-recorded narration is wrong.
** Take two sips if the narration says, “We shook hands. I knew we were gonna be good friends”.
* Take a mouthful whenever Robert calls for “Lights out” and gets no response.
** Finish your drink when the lights ''do'' go out after, “One more step and I’ll have McKenzie punch your [[ExactWords lights out]].”
* Take a sip every time Max screws around with his “jaw”.
* Take a sip whenever the scenery transition either messes up or brings in the wrong scene.
** Take two sips if a scenery malfunction involves the soda machines.
* Take a sip every time [[{{Bowdlerize}} a spoon is used or mentioned instead of a knife]].
* Take a sip whenever Robert has to work around the misplaced office scenery by jumping.
* Take a sip whenever Sandra speaks with a harmonica stuck in her throat.
* Take a sip whenever Annie wrecks the balloons in her Mick costume.
* Take a sip whenever Robert says the word “twist”.
** Take two sips if Chris calls him out on it not being a twist.
* Take a gulp when Robert enters as “Timmy”.
* Take a sip every time someone namedrops ''Franchise/StarWars''.
* Take a sip whenever Robert reminds Lucy of a past story to make her cry.
** Finish your drink when it backfires on him.
* Take a sip every time Jonathan tilts the car/phone booth.
!!The Cornley Drama Festival Part 1
* Take a gulp when Chris apologises for the sign.
* Take a gulp whenever someone combats their stage fright by running at the audience screaming.
* Take a sip whenever Robert masks a sub-actor.
** Take two sips when Chris and Robert start trying to mask each other.
* Robert’s acting masterclass:
** Take a sip whenever anyone says a variation on, [[{{Theatre/Hamlet}} “To be or not to be”]] (including Robert’s popup book).
** Take a sip every time Robert moves Chris down in the ranking.
** Take a sip whenever Sandra over-raises the pitch of the end of her line as a question.
** Take a mouthful whenever Chris gets hit with tear gas.
* Max's [[KitchenSinkDrama "Kitchen Sink"]] [[LiteralMinded Drama]]:
** Take a sip every time the word "plate" or "sponge" is said.
*** Take two when Dennis says "bowel".
** Take a gulp when Sandra enters for the "SoapOpera" in the next act.
* Vanessa’s improv class:
** Take a sip every time Vanessa is startled or clearly nervous.
** Take a sip whenever an audience member calls out the word, “Hull”.
** Take a sip whenever Vanessa says, “lusty”.
** Take a sip when Max doesn’t continue the alphabet during the alphabet game.
*** Take two sips when Chris misses the letter “I”.
*** Finish your drink when Max finishes the alphabet game with “Zoo”.
** Take a sip whenever Chris says “Speculum”.
*''La Nuit de la Chenille'':
** Take a sip whenever someone trips, gets tangled up or bumps into something.
*** Take two sips if the boom mic or Chris’ flute is involved.
** Take a sip every time Dennis goes onstage.
*** Take a sip every time Dennis squats.
*** Take two sips if Trevor is running away from Dennis.
*** Take two sips every time the shot shows Dennis walking in circles somewhere in the background.
** Finish your drink when [[ChekhovsGun Robert shoots Chris]].
!!The Cornley Drama Festival Part 2
* Take a gulp when Chris apologises for the sign.
* Take a sip whenever horse tranquillisers are brought up.
* Take two sips every time Dennis says the word “Incompetent”.
* Finish your drink during the curtain call for ''Toothpaste, £1.69''.
* Take a sip every time at least one CensorBox is on screen.
* Take two sips every time a stagehand is seen or heard dealing with the horse (Take one if it’s Trevor).
* ''A Talented Woman Awakens'':
** Take two sips whenever Annie chimes in with incidental music.
** Take a mouthful when Sandra intensely describes the meal in detail like an M&S ad voiceover.
** Take a sip every time a line calls Sandra talented.
** Take a gulp every time the play is interrupted by Dennis doing something noisy.
** Take a sip every time Trevor fires the gun.
** Take a sip every time Dennis’ attempt at spelling “Incompetent” has him say the letter “E”, “T” or “N” ''(choose only one letter to use this rule with, though)''.
** After his table collapses, take a sip every time Trevor makes the wrong sound effect.
* ''An Upstanding Member in a Tight Place in the Back Office'':
** Take a sip whenever Annie turns to the camera and says, “What is she like?”
*** Take a sip every time a comedic sound effect occurs.
** Take two sips if the comedic sound effect isn’t a {{Rimshot}}.
** Take a sip every time someone’s trousers get blown off.
*** Take two sips every time someone’s trousers fail to get blown off.
*** Take three sips every time someone intentionally rips their clothes off (Annie’s trousers don’t count for this rule).
** Take a sip every time Vanessa messes up a DoubleEntendre.
** Take two sips when Norman Nord, [[NakedPeopleAreFunny the nudist lord]], enters.
** Take a mouthful ''[[DoubleEntendre (ba-dum, tss)]]'' every time Robert finishes a [[ClusterBleepBomb lengthily-censored rant]] with an OrphanedPunchline.
** Take a sip every time a slide-whistle and smooth jazz is heard after someone takes the horse tranquilliser.
* Jonathan’s Ensemble Piece:
** Take a sip when Jonathan screws up a performance piece.
*** Take a preemptive sip when it looks like he’s doing reasonably well before screwing up a performance piece.
** Take a sip whenever the chorus to “We Are The Ensemble” comes up.
** Take a gulp when the sign falls down.
** Finish your drink on the PianoDrop.
