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This was a cancelled MassiveMultiplayerCrossover fanfiction created by Tropers/BlakeIsHere. It later became the DarthWiki/BlakeIsHereTheGrandAdventure series.

''How I Saved The World While Taking Drugs'' is a StealthParody MassiveMultiplayerCrossover SelfInsertFic written by Tropers/BlakeIsHere and inspired by various SoBadItsGood fanfictions.

It's about Blake's AuthorAvatar teaming up with various characters from works including Series/BreakingBad, Franchise/SuperMarioBros, WesternAnimation/HorridHenry, WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy, WesternAnimation/GabbysDollhouse, and more to fight UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump, and UsefulNotes/VladimirPutin. With NoFourthWall, a RandomEventsPlot, lots of MindScrew, loads of AuthorTract, everyone being OutOfCharacter, and numerous {{Non Sequitur}}s, [[HilarityEnsues hilarity and chaos ensues]]. Oh, and both Website/ThisVeryWiki and Website/TheOtherWiki get involved in the plot.

WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs Well, it was. I thought up the idea while drunk on Dr. Pepper.
! This story is still a work in progress, neither the first chapter or even the prologue is finished yet. So expect this page to change with time.

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!! Chapters, mini-chapters, arcs, & spin-offs:
* Chapter 0: [[UnfinishedEpisode Never completed]], but some drafts were made. It would've originally set up the setting of the FanFic, and introduced most of the main cast through EveryoneMeetsEveryone. Midway though planning, Blake reworked the chapter into a DistantPrologue, with the original plot of the chapter being put into chapter 1. The chapter was later scrapped entirely as Blake thought it was pointless and what would've been in the prologue was later revealed via WordOfGod through Discord chats and [[TheWikiRule the official Wiki]].
* Chapter 1
* Chapter 2
* Chapter 3
* Chapter 4
* Chapter 4.5
* Chapter 5
* The Tudor Arc
* The Bonaparte Arc
* The Luigi Arc
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!! This fanfic provides examples of:
* AllHailTheGreatGodMickey: Funny enough, there exists a ReligionOfEvil dedicated to worshipping [[WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse the trope namer]].
* AlternateHistory: In the Tudor arc, Elizabeth I & the rest of the Tudors are DrivenToSuicide by Mary, Queen of Scots. This means Mary becomes Queen of England as Mary II, and causing the Union of the Crowns to happen earlier.
* AsianAndNerdy: Zhen Guiying Ping Han, of course.
* AwesomeDearBoy: Happens InUniverse with Blake. He states that the only reason he signed for a major role in an action movie is because he thinks it's awesome.
--> '''Blake''': So I decided to sign for a major role in a action movie. Why did I do this? [[SuddenlyShouting IT'S JUST SO EPIC!]]
* BackFromTheDead: In chapter 5, most of the characters that were KilledOffForReal in previous chapters (with the [[CanonDiscontinuity obvious exception of chapter 4.5]]) are resurrected by [[OverlyLongName Prince Friedhold Ruedi Abraham Lamprecht Breitbarth VII "The Great Resurrecter"]]. This includes [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario, Luigi]], [[WesternAnimation/GabbysDollhouse DJ Catnip]], and [[WesternAnimation/HorridHenry Perfect Peter]].
* BasedOnADream: It was partially based on a dream [=BlakeIsHere=] had once.
* BizarroEpisode: Chapter 4.5 can count as this since it focuses too much on [[{{Surrealism}} surrealist]] elements, is a RandomEventsPlot, characters are KilledOffForReal for no apparent reason, and has too many bizarre scenes, although [[GainaxEnding the questionable ending]] takes the cake for the weirdest. It is justified as it is revealed at the end that Blake was [[ThroughTheEyesOfMadness going insane through the entire mini-chapter]].
* ButtMonkey: Polandball is constantly bullied and hurt by Blake and the rest of the cast.
* TheChooserOfTheOne: In the prequel spin-off focusing on the AuthorAvatar, an unnamed genealogist is the person who decides, after much research by finding who the closed male blood relative, that Blake is TheChosenOne.
* ConspiracyTheorist: Pretty much everyone, including even the BigBad himself, are a conspiracy theorist in some way.
* CrackFic: [[TrollFic It is meant to be like that.]]
* DarkerAndEdgier: [[WesternAnimation/GabbysDollhouse DJ Catnip]] [[spoiler: is made into a coat by [[UsefulNotes/HillaryRodhamClinton Hillary Clinton]]]], UsefulNotes/ElizabethI & the rest of the Tudors [[spoiler: are DrivenToSuicide by UsefulNotes/MaryQueenOfScots]], [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Stewie Griffin]] [[spoiler: is hit by a car while with Brian]], & [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]] [[spoiler: is executed on order of UsefulNotes/VladimirPutin, causing Luigi to [[DrivenToSuicide kill himself]]]], just to name a few of the fates of the characters.
* DrivenToSuicide: The fate of Elizabeth I, the rest of the Tudors, Michael Jordan, and Luigi.
* EverybodyDiesEnding: The end of the Tudor arc has Elizabeth I & the rest of the Tudors DrivenToSuicide by Mary, Queen of Scots.
* EverybodyWasKungFuFighting: Everyone, even the villains know martial arts. This is even given LampshadeHanging in chapter 5.
* GainaxEnding: Chapter 4.5 ends with [[WesternAnimation/HorridHenry Moody Margret]] being shot down by Russian forces while she has a DyingDream about [[FauxlosophicNarration the meaning of life]].
** The alternative version is even weirder. It has [[WesternAnimation/HorridHenry Moody Margret]] being shot down by Russian forces while she has a DyingDream about [[FauxlosophicNarration the meaning of life]], then everybody [[RocksFallEveryoneDies exploding into]] a yellow liquid, it is then revealed that the weirdness is due to [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt the world ending]], as the world explodes. It then turns out it was AllJustADream. OrWasItADream Then everyone suddenly flies into Mars and has a [[DancePartyEnding dance party with the aliens there]], followed by a [[NonSequitur random series of words and images in no particular order]]. Yes, it's that big of a MindScrew. It is then revealed that Blake had been [[ThroughTheEyesOfMadness going insane through the entire mini-chapter]], and it was all just his mind and that the ending emphasized [[{{Surrealism}} Surrealist]] and BreakingTheFourthWall elements for the sake of {{Absurdism}}.
* GeodesicCast: PlayedWith. It is said (but never shown) there are hundreds of characters on each side, with some of them being part of more than one team.
** There are also good, evil and neutral versions of each team and gender-bent versions of each of these. There are also several {{alternate universe}}s with [[MindScrew counterparts of each version]]. Despite all that, most of it is never shown and is only mentioned.
* GirlyBruiser: Lily May is portrayed as this. She wears a dress and acts feminine sometimes, but yet is still BadassAdorable.
* TheGoodTheBadAndTheEvil: Used to its limit, as characters from all sides will often fight each other in the stories.
* HufflepuffHouse: ''The Carissimi Clara Caeruleums'' are seldom mentioned after chapter 1, and even then, they are only mentioned 3 times. Their leader, Bartholomew Truman Keighley, is only seen once, and never seen or mentioned again.
* InspirationForTheWork: It was mainly inspired by various SoBadItsGood {{Crack Fic}}s, specifically Fanfic/TheEndOfEnds, Fanfic/HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences, Fanfic/MyImmortal, and especially Fanfic/FaceTheStrange.
* KimonoFanservice: There is one case in which [[GirlyBruiser Lily May]] is shown wearing one in chapter 1.
* MurderDotCom: Bart's Bed is a website that lets people hire a hitman to kill someone, and the murders can be watched through the website. This is how [[WesternAnimation/GabbysDollhouse Mercat]] hires someone to attempt to assassinate UsefulNotes/VladimirPutin in Chapter 4.
* QuirkyWork: Very much so.
* RagtagBunchOfMisfits: The main heroes are this.
* SpoilerOpening: The first sentence of the Tudor arc spoils how UsefulNotes/ElizabethI & the rest of the Tudors [[spoiler: are all DrivenToSuicide by UsefulNotes/MaryQueenOfScots and [[EverybodyDiesEnding die at the end of the arc]]]]. This is [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] afterwards.
* StealthParody: It's a parody, but it's intended to be taken seriously for a majority of it.
* StrawMisogynist: Surprisingly averted with the heroes. None of the male heroes ever act sexist towards girls (again, part of them are women anyways), and when they do, it's realistic.
* StumbledIntoThePlot: This is how all the heroes get into the main plot.
* StylisticSuck: Zig-zagged. HISTWWWTD alternates between being intentionally bad and not being intentionally bad, possibly on purpose.
* WretchedHive: Carlsberg City is a chaotic mess and {{Gangsterland}}, home to all sorts of criminals, from petty thugs to full-on organized crime syndicates, who most normal citizens fear. Prostitution, drugs and smuggling are all rampant too.
* WritingByTheSeatOfYourPants: Blake has stated he makes up most of the stories as he goes.
* WrongGenreSavvy: [[{{Website/YTMND}} Moon Man]], UsefulNotes/GordonBrown, and to a lesser extent, [[Toys/MilkyWayAndTheGalaxyGirls Saturn]] and [[WesternAnimation/GabbysDollhouse Mercat]] suffer this trope alongside GenreBlindness.
* YetAnotherChristmasCarol: PlayedForLaughs in a segment of chapter 5.

* GenreBlindness: [[{{Website/YTMND}} Moon Man]], UsefulNotes/GordonBrown, and to a lesser extent, [[Toys/MilkyWayAndTheGalaxyGirls Saturn]] and [[WesternAnimation/GabbysDollhouse Mercat]] suffer this trope.

** There are also good, evil and neutral versions of each team, and gender-bent versions of each of these. There are also several {{alternate universe}}s with [[MindScrew counterparts of each version]]. Despite all that, most of it is never shown and is only mentioned.

* TheGoodTheBadAndTheEvil: Used to it's limit, as characters from all sides will often fight eachother in the stories.

* StumbledIntoThePlot: This is how all of the heroes get into the main plot.

It's about Blake's AuthorAvatar teaming up with various characters from works including Series/BreakingBad, Franchise/SuperMarioBros, WesternAnimation/HorridHenry, WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy, WesternAnimation/GabbysDollhouse, WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}} and more to fight UsefulNotes/DavidCameron, UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump, and UsefulNotes/VladimirPutin. With NoFourthWall, a RandomEventsPlot, lots of MindScrew, loads of AuthorTract, everyone being OutOfCharacter, and numerous {{Non Sequitur}}s, [[HilarityEnsues hilarity and chaos ensues]].

# YetAnotherChristmasCarol: PlayedForLaughs in a segment of chapter 5.

* WritingByTheSeatOfYourPants: Blake has stated he makes up most of the stories as he goes.

* InspirationForTheWork: It was mainly inspired by various SoBadItsGood {{Crack Fic}}s, specifically Fanfic/TheEndOfEnds, Fanfic/HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences, and Fanfic/MyImmortal.

* WretchedHive: Carlsberg City is a chaotic mess and Gangsterland, home to all sorts of criminals, from petty thugs to full-on organized crime syndicates, who most normal citizens fear. Prostitution, drugs and smuggling are all rampant too.

* TheChooserOfTheOne: In the prequel spin-off focusing on the AuthorAvatar, an unnamed genealogist is the person who decides, after much research by finding who the closed male blood relative, that Blake is TheChoosenOne.

* WretchedHive: Carlsberg City is a chaotic mess, home to all sorts of criminals, from petty thugs to full-on organized crime syndicates, who most normal citizens fear. Prostitution, drugs and smuggling are all rampant too.

* AllHailTheGreatGodMickey: Funny enough, there exists a cult dedicated to worshipping [[WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse the trope namer]].

* BasedOnADream: It was partially based on a dream [=BlakeIsHere=] had once.

* Chapter 0: [[UnfinishedEpisode Never completed]], but some drafts were made. It would've originally set up the setting of the FanFic, and introduced most of the main cast through EveryoneMeetsEveryone. Midway though planning, Blake reworked the chapter into a DistantPrologue, with the original plot of the chapter being put into chapter 1. The chapter was later scrapped entirely as Blake thought it was pointless and what would've been in the prologue was later revealed via WordOfGod though Discord chats and [[TheWikiRule the official Wiki]].

* BizarroEpisode: Chapter 4.5 can count as this, since it focuses too much on [[{{Surrealism}} surrealist]] elements, is a RandomEventsPlot, characters are KilledOffForReal for no apparent reason, and has too many bizarre scenes, although [[GainaxEnding the questionable ending]] takes the cake for the weirdest. It is justified as it is revealed at the end that Blake was [[ThroughTheEyesOfMadness going insane through the entire mini-chapter]].

** There are also good, evil and neutral versions of each team, and gender-bent versions of each of these. There are also several {{alternate universe}}s with [[MindScrew counterparts of each version]]. Despite all that, most of it is never shown, and is only mentioned.

* MurderDotCom: Bart's Bed is a website that lets people hire a hitman to kill someone, and the murders can be watched though the website. This is how [[WesternAnimation/GabbysDollhouse Mercat]] hires someone to attempt to assassinate UsefulNotes/VladimirPutin in Chapter 4.

* StealthParody: It's obviously a parody, but it's intended to be taken seriously for a majority of it.

It's about Blake's AuthorAvatar teaming up with various characters from works including Series/BreakingBad, Franchise/SuperMarioBros, WesternAnimation/HorridHenry, WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy, WesternAnimation/GabbysDollhouse, WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}} and more to fight UsefulNotes/DavidCameron, UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump, and UsefulNotes/VladimirPutin. With NoFourthWall, lots of MindScrew, loads of AuthorTract, heavy {{Flanderization}}, everyone being OutOfCharacter, and numerous {{Non Sequitur}}s, HilarityEnsues.

* Chapter 0: Never written, and only exists in plans. It would've originally set up the setting of the FanFic, and introduced most of the main cast through EveryoneMeetsEveryone. Midway though planning, Blake reworked the chapter into a prologue to the fic, with the original plot of the chapter being put into chapter 1. The chapter was later scrapped entirely as Blake thought it was pointless and what would've been in the prologue was later revealed via WordOfGod though Discord chats and the official Wiki.

* ThePilot: ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin. It sets up the setting of the series, and introduces most of the main cast. Basically a WelcomeEpisode for the series.