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** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/u9upo3/finally_our_first_soil_sample_from_mars_under/ Scientists examine soil samples from Mars]]... and come to the unnerving discovery of plastic, implying there used to be life there. Then a user points out that the plastic can be turned into oil, then another user declares "Looks like mars needs some FREEDOM", and the floodgates are opened for several other users to make jokes about American jingoism, such as singing the opening lyrics of [[Film/TeamAmericaWorldPolice "America, Fuck Yeah"]].
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** An army veteran [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1cb7sed/as_an_army_veteran_the_hardest_part_of_war_wasnt/ ominously hints]] that the opposing forces did not consist of just humans -- then somebody makes a joke about UsefulNotes/TheEmuWar. And the author in turn makes a joke about {{emo}}s.
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** On a comment for one of [[{{LetsPlay/Dream}} Dream's]] music videos:
--> "This song cured my dad's paralysis. When I played this near him, he got up and did a roundhouse triple spin kick at me."
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** Finding out that GodIsDead, and that proves His existence? [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/f8hata/you_figured_the_world_would_rejoice_on_the_day_we/ Makes for a rather disturbing story]]... until a comment pops up ordering a police manhunt for Creator/FriedrichNietzsche and naming Creator/GrahamChapman as one of God's aliases.
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* Some humourous Amazon reviews of the anti-vaccination book ''[[https://www.amazon.com/Melanies-Marvelous-Measles-Stephanie-Messenger/dp/1466938897/ref=cm_cr_srp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8 Melanie's Marvelous Measles]]'' (although some of them have been taken down):
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* Some humourous Amazon reviews of the anti-vaccination book ''[[https://www.[[https://www.amazon.com/Melanies-Marvelous-Measles-Stephanie-Messenger/dp/1466938897/ref=cm_cr_srp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8 Melanie's Marvelous Measles]]'' Some humourous Amazon reviews]] of the anti-vaccination book ''Literature/MelaniesMarvelousMeasles'' (although some of them have been taken down):
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** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/18b9ig8/we_must_let_nature_run_its_course_we_cannot/ A story about a safari guide preventing an infant girl from being eaten by wild lions]]? Disturbing. A comment about using her college fund instead on a Toys/{{Nerf|Brand}} tank? Hilarious, and helped by the original poster's response:
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** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/roh7yz/momma_always_said_i_was_destined_for_greatness/ A suicide bomber flying an attack helicopter into a day care]] is horrific. The comment section making references to Charles Calvin from the ''VideoGame/HenryStickminSeries'', particularly [[spoiler:his HeroicSacrifice in the "Valiant Hero" ending of ''Completing the Mission'']] is comedy gold.
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** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/17hdg62/when_my_infant_daughter_tumbled_into_the_water_i/ Park rangers are forced to prevent a parent from diving into a hot spring]], forcing them to watch as their infant daughter is cooked alive. Then a comment imagines the horrific situation attracting the attention of UsefulNotes/{{Tarrare}} (infamously known for being an ExtremeOmnivore and allegations of him [[EatsBabies having eaten a baby]]), who responds thus:
---> "[[Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers AH! AFTER 225 YEARS I'M FREE!]] IT'S TIME TO EAT EARTH'S BABIES!"
---> "[[Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers AH! AFTER 225 YEARS I'M FREE!]] IT'S TIME TO EAT EARTH'S BABIES!"
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** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/it236m/they_say_that_in_space_no_one_can_hear_you_scream/ Something wailing outside an airlock hatch, despite sound not supposed to be heard in outer space]]? Unsettling. The comment section making jokes and references to ''VideoGame/AmongUs''? Funny.
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** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/u1z0cb/cleetus_yelled_and_screamed_for_help_as_he_was/ A man named Cleetus is forced to overhear his son having sex]] after claiming that [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor they would've been together over his dead body]]. Several users ended up making jokes about his HayseedName and satirizing HillbillyIncest, culminating in the son being told to bend over and "[[Film/{{Deliverance}} Squeal like]] Creator/NedBeatty..." -- it's as hysterically offensive as it sounds.
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** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/u1z0cb/cleetus_yelled_and_screamed_for_help_as_he_was/ A man named Cleetus is forced to overhear his son having sex]] sex with Charlie]] after claiming that [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor they would've been together over his dead body]]. Several users ended up making jokes about his HayseedName and satirizing HillbillyIncest, culminating in the son being told to bend over and "[[Film/{{Deliverance}} Squeal like]] Creator/NedBeatty..." -- it's as hysterically offensive as it sounds.sounds.
** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/it236m/they_say_that_in_space_no_one_can_hear_you_scream/ Something wailing outside an airlock hatch, despite sound not supposed to be heard in outer space]]? Unsettling. The comment section making jokes and references to ''VideoGame/AmongUs''? Funny.
** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/it236m/they_say_that_in_space_no_one_can_hear_you_scream/ Something wailing outside an airlock hatch, despite sound not supposed to be heard in outer space]]? Unsettling. The comment section making jokes and references to ''VideoGame/AmongUs''? Funny.
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** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/qugtod/when_the_blood_starts_piercing_the_surface_thats/ One story]] involves the narrator's leg being amputated by their friend Gordon to be what is all but stated to be [[NoPartyLikeADonnerParty an emergency ration]]. Cue the comment section making Creator/GordonRamsay and ''Series/HellsKitchen'' jokes, such as asking for lamb sauce and calling the narrator a "fucking donkey".
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** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/18mzoij/the_boy_was_too_young_to_understand_that_gold_is/ A little boy puts gold teeth under his pillow for the tooth fairy]], [[ChildrenAreInnocent unaware that his SS officer father had took them from Jewish victims of the Holocaust]]. The response of several users to [[UsefulNotes/TheHolocaust such a horrific and tragic real life genocide]]? Make hilariously offensive puns related to UsefulNotes/NaziGermany, ranging from "Tooth Fuhrer" to "They're Göring to Hell for that joke."
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%%** And while we're on the topic of dictators, have a look at [[http://ostoon.blogspot.fi/2012/12/nyotaika-sekai-no-dokusaisha-retsuden.html The World's Dictators-Anime Girl Edition!]]
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** And while we're on the topic of dictators, have a look at [[http://ostoon.blogspot.fi/2012/12/nyotaika-sekai-no-dokusaisha-retsuden.html The World's Dictators-Anime Girl
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* [[https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentencehorror r/twosentencehorror]] has numerous comment sections recontextualizing their often horrific stories as set-ups to macabre jokes:
** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/18b9ig8/we_must_let_nature_run_its_course_we_cannot/ A story about a safari guide preventing an infant girl from being eaten by wild lions]]? Disturbing. A comment about using her college fund instead on a Toys/{{Nerf|Brand}} tank? Hilarious, and helped by the original poster's response:
---> "My God how could anyone be so insensitive… … … … … … …yes."
** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/skejyp/get_down_here_right_now_i_yelled_to_my_son/ This story]] involves a son that [[DrivenToSuicide jumps to his death]]. Then someone makes a reference to "Everybody do the flop!" from ''WebAnimation/{{asdfmovie}}''. ''Then'' more people begin making references and allusions to more skits from ''asdfmovie'', ranging from the "I Like Trains" Kid to Mine Turtle. The results are hilarious.
** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/nbxwyf/it_was_one_of_the_most_euphoric_moments_of_my/ A childbirth goes horribly wrong]] and ends with a TragicStillbirth -- involving the baby's [[OffWithHisHead decapitated head rolling onto the hospital bed]]. One of the comments, from the POV of the father?
---> ''"[[EmasculatedCuckold I can’t believe my wife had an affair with]] Franchise/{{Kirby}}."''
** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/18b9ig8/we_must_let_nature_run_its_course_we_cannot/ A story about a safari guide preventing an infant girl from being eaten by wild lions]]? Disturbing. A comment about using her college fund instead on a Toys/{{Nerf|Brand}} tank? Hilarious, and helped by the original poster's response:
---> "My God how could anyone be so insensitive… … … … … … …yes."
** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/skejyp/get_down_here_right_now_i_yelled_to_my_son/ This story]] involves a son that [[DrivenToSuicide jumps to his death]]. Then someone makes a reference to "Everybody do the flop!" from ''WebAnimation/{{asdfmovie}}''. ''Then'' more people begin making references and allusions to more skits from ''asdfmovie'', ranging from the "I Like Trains" Kid to Mine Turtle. The results are hilarious.
** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/nbxwyf/it_was_one_of_the_most_euphoric_moments_of_my/ A childbirth goes horribly wrong]] and ends with a TragicStillbirth -- involving the baby's [[OffWithHisHead decapitated head rolling onto the hospital bed]]. One of the comments, from the POV of the father?
---> ''"[[EmasculatedCuckold I can’t believe my wife had an affair with]] Franchise/{{Kirby}}."''
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** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/mhjfxd/cursed_hammerhead_shark/ Someone posted a picture of a statue of a hammerhead shark that was made from actual hammerheads]]. The response?
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** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/t6fiea/cursed_gf/ "My Girlfriend is an NSFW artist and one day she told someone
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'Shut up I can draw your Mom getting f*cked']]."
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** The one where a woman's neighbors mistake her yelling at her cat for child abuse. This is what the commentor had to say about it.
--> "Phoebe no, you cannot sit at the dinner table! You must eat off the floor!"
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--> "Phoebe stop acting up! You give me no choice but to [[BreadEggsMilkSquick remove your uterus and ovaries]]!"
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