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** An army veteran [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1cb7sed/as_an_army_veteran_the_hardest_part_of_war_wasnt/ ominously hints]] that the opposing forces did not consist of just humans -- then somebody makes a joke about UsefulNotes/TheEmuWar. And the author in turn makes a joke about {{emo}}s.
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** On a comment for one of [[{{LetsPlay/Dream}} Dream's]] music videos:
--> "This song cured my dad's paralysis. When I played this near him, he got up and did a roundhouse triple spin kick at me."
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** Finding out that GodIsDead, and that proves His existence? [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/f8hata/you_figured_the_world_would_rejoice_on_the_day_we/ Makes for a rather disturbing story]]... until a comment pops up ordering a police manhunt for Creator/FriedrichNietzsche and naming Creator/GrahamChapman as one of God's aliases.
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* Some humourous Amazon reviews of the anti-vaccination book ''[[https://www.amazon.com/Melanies-Marvelous-Measles-Stephanie-Messenger/dp/1466938897/ref=cm_cr_srp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8 Melanie's Marvelous Measles]]'' (although some of them have been taken down):
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* Some humourous Amazon reviews of the anti-vaccination book ''[[https://www.[[https://www.amazon.com/Melanies-Marvelous-Measles-Stephanie-Messenger/dp/1466938897/ref=cm_cr_srp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8 Melanie's Marvelous Measles]]'' Some humourous Amazon reviews]] of the anti-vaccination book ''Literature/MelaniesMarvelousMeasles'' (although some of them have been taken down):
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** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/18b9ig8/we_must_let_nature_run_its_course_we_cannot/ A story about a safari guide preventing an infant girl from being eaten by wild lions]]? Disturbing. A comment about using her college fund instead on a Toys/{{Nerf|Brand}} tank? Hilarious, and helped by the original poster's response:
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** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/18b9ig8/we_must_let_nature_run_its_course_we_cannot/ A story about a safari guide preventing efforts to rescue an infant girl from being eaten by wild lions]]? Disturbing. A comment about using her college fund instead on a Toys/{{Nerf|Brand}} tank? Hilarious, and helped by the original poster's response:
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** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/roh7yz/momma_always_said_i_was_destined_for_greatness/ A suicide bomber flying an attack helicopter into a day care]] is horrific. The comment section making references to Charles Calvin from the ''VideoGame/HenryStickminSeries'', particularly [[spoiler:his HeroicSacrifice in the "Valiant Hero" ending of ''Completing the Mission'']] is comedy gold.
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** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/17hdg62/when_my_infant_daughter_tumbled_into_the_water_i/ Park rangers are forced to prevent a parent from diving into a hot spring]], forcing them to watch as their infant daughter is cooked alive. Then a comment imagines the horrific situation attracting the attention of UsefulNotes/{{Tarrare}} (infamously known for being an ExtremeOmnivore and allegations of him [[EatsBabies having eaten a baby]]), who responds thus:
---> "[[Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers AH! AFTER 225 YEARS I'M FREE!]] IT'S TIME TO EAT EARTH'S BABIES!"
---> "[[Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers AH! AFTER 225 YEARS I'M FREE!]] IT'S TIME TO EAT EARTH'S BABIES!"
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** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/it236m/they_say_that_in_space_no_one_can_hear_you_scream/ Something wailing outside an airlock hatch, despite sound not supposed to be heard in outer space]]? Unsettling. The comment section making jokes and references to ''VideoGame/AmongUs''? Funny.
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** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/u1z0cb/cleetus_yelled_and_screamed_for_help_as_he_was/ A man named Cleetus is forced to overhear his son having sex]] after claiming that [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor they would've been together over his dead body]]. Several users ended up making jokes about his HayseedName and satirizing HillbillyIncest, culminating in the son being told to bend over and "[[Film/{{Deliverance}} Squeal like]] Creator/NedBeatty..." -- it's as hysterically offensive as it sounds.
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** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/u1z0cb/cleetus_yelled_and_screamed_for_help_as_he_was/ A man named Cleetus is forced to overhear his son having sex]] sex with Charlie]] after claiming that [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor they would've been together over his dead body]]. Several users ended up making jokes about his HayseedName and satirizing HillbillyIncest, culminating in the son being told to bend over and "[[Film/{{Deliverance}} Squeal like]] Creator/NedBeatty..." -- it's as hysterically offensive as it sounds.sounds.
** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/it236m/they_say_that_in_space_no_one_can_hear_you_scream/ Something wailing outside an airlock hatch, despite sound not supposed to be heard in outer space]]? Unsettling. The comment section making jokes and references to ''VideoGame/AmongUs''? Funny.
** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/it236m/they_say_that_in_space_no_one_can_hear_you_scream/ Something wailing outside an airlock hatch, despite sound not supposed to be heard in outer space]]? Unsettling. The comment section making jokes and references to ''VideoGame/AmongUs''? Funny.
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** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/u1z0cb/cleetus_yelled_and_screamed_for_help_as_he_was/ A man named Cleetus is forced to overhear his son having sex]] after claiming that [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor they would've been together over his dead body]]. Several users ended up making jokes about his HayseedName and satirizing HillbillyIncest, culminating in the son being told to bend over and "[[Film/{{Deliverance}} Squeal like]] Creator/NedBeatty..." -- it's as hysterically offensive as it sounds.
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** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/qugtod/when_the_blood_starts_piercing_the_surface_thats/ One story]] involves the narrator's leg being amputated by their friend Gordon to be what is all but stated to be [[NoPartyLikeADonnerParty an emergency ration]]. Cue the comment section making Creator/GordonRamsay and ''Series/HellsKitchen'' jokes, such as asking for lamb sauce and calling the narrator a "fucking donkey".
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** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/18mzoij/the_boy_was_too_young_to_understand_that_gold_is/ A little boy puts gold teeth under his pillow for the tooth fairy]], [[ChildrenAreInnocent unaware that his SS officer father had took them from Jewish victims of the Holocaust]]. The response of several users to [[UsefulNotes/TheHolocaust such a horrific and tragic real life genocide]]? Make hilariously offensive puns related to UsefulNotes/NaziGermany, ranging from "Tooth Fuhrer" to "They're Göring to Hell for that joke."
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%%** And while we're on the topic of dictators, have a look at [[http://ostoon.blogspot.fi/2012/12/nyotaika-sekai-no-dokusaisha-retsuden.html The World's Dictators-Anime Girl Edition!]]
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** And while we're on the topic of dictators, have a look at [[http://ostoon.blogspot.fi/2012/12/nyotaika-sekai-no-dokusaisha-retsuden.html The World's Dictators-Anime Girl
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* [[https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentencehorror r/twosentencehorror]] has numerous comment sections recontextualizing their often horrific stories as set-ups to macabre jokes:
** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/18b9ig8/we_must_let_nature_run_its_course_we_cannot/ A story about a safari guide preventing an infant girl from being eaten by wild lions]]? Disturbing. A comment about using her college fund instead on a Toys/{{Nerf|Brand}} tank? Hilarious, and helped by the original poster's response:
---> "My God how could anyone be so insensitive… … … … … … …yes."
** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/skejyp/get_down_here_right_now_i_yelled_to_my_son/ This story]] involves a son that [[DrivenToSuicide jumps to his death]]. Then someone makes a reference to "Everybody do the flop!" from ''WebAnimation/{{asdfmovie}}''. ''Then'' more people begin making references and allusions to more skits from ''asdfmovie'', ranging from the "I Like Trains" Kid to Mine Turtle. The results are hilarious.
** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/nbxwyf/it_was_one_of_the_most_euphoric_moments_of_my/ A childbirth goes horribly wrong]] and ends with a TragicStillbirth -- involving the baby's [[OffWithHisHead decapitated head rolling onto the hospital bed]]. One of the comments, from the POV of the father?
---> ''"[[EmasculatedCuckold I can’t believe my wife had an affair with]] Franchise/{{Kirby}}."''
** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/18b9ig8/we_must_let_nature_run_its_course_we_cannot/ A story about a safari guide preventing an infant girl from being eaten by wild lions]]? Disturbing. A comment about using her college fund instead on a Toys/{{Nerf|Brand}} tank? Hilarious, and helped by the original poster's response:
---> "My God how could anyone be so insensitive… … … … … … …yes."
** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/skejyp/get_down_here_right_now_i_yelled_to_my_son/ This story]] involves a son that [[DrivenToSuicide jumps to his death]]. Then someone makes a reference to "Everybody do the flop!" from ''WebAnimation/{{asdfmovie}}''. ''Then'' more people begin making references and allusions to more skits from ''asdfmovie'', ranging from the "I Like Trains" Kid to Mine Turtle. The results are hilarious.
** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/nbxwyf/it_was_one_of_the_most_euphoric_moments_of_my/ A childbirth goes horribly wrong]] and ends with a TragicStillbirth -- involving the baby's [[OffWithHisHead decapitated head rolling onto the hospital bed]]. One of the comments, from the POV of the father?
---> ''"[[EmasculatedCuckold I can’t believe my wife had an affair with]] Franchise/{{Kirby}}."''
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** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/mhjfxd/cursed_hammerhead_shark/ Someone posted a picture of a statue of a hammerhead shark that was made from actual hammerheads]]. The response?
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** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/t6fiea/cursed_gf/ "My Girlfriend is an NSFW artist and one day she told someone
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'Shut up I can draw your Mom getting f*cked']]."
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** [[https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/t6fiea/cursed_gf/ "My Girlfriend is an NSFW artist and one day once she told someone
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** The one where a woman's neighbors mistake her yelling at her cat for child abuse. This is what the commentor had to say about it.
--> "Phoebe no, you cannot sit at the dinner table! You must eat off the floor!"
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--> "Phoebe stop acting up! You give me no choice but to [[BreadEggsMilkSquick remove your uterus and ovaries]]!"
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