History Characters / SamowarInAtlantis

* ChickMagnet: Deconstructed. May have contributed to his fling in Judea, but gets more of a point in Hamburg where it landed him the acquaintance of a [[RidiculouslyFastConstruction crucial bunch of engineers]] and he lets you know that he grew sick and tired of this kind of attention once in a while. He also says that his rather early loss of innocence stems from the opportunity of external initiative and he doesn't mean Natascha.

* BareYourMidriff: This actually matches WordOfGod from the [[ChaosTimeline mothership]], but here it gets conversed to show that [[PlanetOfHats all Judean women dress like 20-somethings]].

! Canon characters from the ChaosTimeline [[hottip:*:and their extended families that needn't be canon]]

!!! Björn

!!!Simon
!!!Saskia

!! Schuhmann family

!! Cats from Judea

!! Finster family

!!! Ruedi

* NaughtyByNight: Implied with Saskia, Björn's first host and later information provider. She's seen to especially like to tease unfit tenant-candidates by first living out the woman in her with them before stating that exactly this sexual compatibility stands in the way to pursue a professional relationship like the envisioned tenancy.

* SwissMessenger

* ValleyGirl: Björn supposed Natascha to be a so-called ''Paradeiser'' girl. [[hottip:*:Austrian short form of "paradise apple" or "tomato", implying overtanned skin, a bit like in Australian "Pom" for British. Remember that this timeline's Hollywood is actually called [[MeaningfulName Paradies]], make of that [[UnfortunateImplications what you will]].]]

* Landlord

* MatzoFever: And generally every cliché that's out there about the Jewish people.

* {{Goth}}: Quod non erat demonstrandum as it's canon. Unfortunately, when she had her HeroicBSOD regarding the [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything 7/13]] [[WorldWarIII crisis]], Natascha abused it as a TakeThat moment that even her hormone-ridden lay found [[DudeNotFunny anything but tactful]].
* LipstickLesbian: Quod non erat demonstrandum as it's canon.
* StatuesqueStunner: [[VerbalTic Quod...]] OK, you're in the know.

* FieryRedhead: She's based on a heavy multiple AuthorAppeal and is an Israeli, all the Mediterranean temperament included.

* IronWoobie

* JerkassWoobie: After the [[VelvetRevolution Streich]], he had to cope with the fact that there wasn't a place for people like him anymore. He first became a cab driver, then turned into a drunkard and essentially lost his licence and lived on the dole ever since. Essentially being a JadedWashout, his daughter is actually running him and, to top it all, dates this Björn guy from the "old motherland" that [[RantInducingSlight left serious issues to him]]. A really ''arme Sau'' [[IronWoobie by all accounts]]!

* JerkassWoobie: As an over-achieving officer at the political police, he had to cope with the fact that there wasn't a place for people like him anymore in the new {{Utopia}}. He first became a cab driver, then turned into a drunkard and essentially lost his licence and lived on the dole ever since. Even his family won't respect him anymore, his daughter actually having him [[ViolentlyProtectiveGirlfriend "well under control"]] whenever she deems it necessary and, to top it all, dates this Björn guy from the "old motherland" that [[RantInducingSlight left serious issues to him]]. A really ''arme Sau'' [[IronWoobie by all accounts]]!

* SpellMyNameWithAnS: It's actually quite uncommon for the all-world name Schumann (lit. "shoe-man") to be written with the last letter H in the "Schuh", same goes for related names like Schumacher (lit. "shoe-maker").

* ShallowLoveInterest: Subverted. Yes, Tascha has first and foremost been good for knocking boots, but Björn achieving OneDegreeOfSeparation with a whole crowd of PlayfulHackers would have been unthinkable without her.

* FormerRegimePersonnel

* JerkassWoobie:\\
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As an over-achieving officer at his country's political police, he had to cope with the fact that there wasn't a place for people like him in the new {{Utopia}}. He started taxi-driving before eventually paying his dues for turning into an alcoholic, losing his licence and essentially living on the dole since then. Even his family won't respect him anymore, his daughter actually having him [[ViolentlyProtectiveGirlfriend "well under control"]] whenever she deems it necessary and, to top it all, dates this Björn guy from the "old motherland" that left serious issues to him. A really ''arme Sau'' [[IronWoobie by all accounts]]!

* FutureLoser: And HOW!

As an over-achieving officer at his country's SecretPolice, he had to cope with the fact that there wasn't a place for people like him in the new {{Utopia}}. He started taxi-driving before eventually paying his dues for turning into an alcoholic, losing his licence and essentially living on the dole since then. Even his family won't respect him anymore, his daughter actually having him [[ViolentlyProtectiveGirlfriend "well under control"]] whenever she deems it necessary and is dating this Björn guy from the "old motherland" that left serious issues to him. A really ''arme Sau'' [[IronWoobie by all accounts]]!

* ViolentlyProtectiveGirlfriend: An absolute necessity considering who her father is.

As an over-achieving officer at his country's SecretPolice, he had to cope with the fact that there wasn't a place for people like him in the new {{Utopia}}. He started taxi-driving before eventually paying his dues for turning into an alcoholic, losing his licence and essentially living on the dole since then. Even his family won't respect him anymore, his daughter actually having him [[IWasBeatenByAGirl "well under control"]] whenever she deems it necessary and is dating this Björn guy from the "old motherland" that left serious issues to him. A really ''arme Sau'' [[IronWoobie by all accounts]]!

!!! Ignaz Schuhmann (canon)

!!! Rosemarie Schuhmann

* WhatTheHellIsThatAccent: She was born and raised in Southern European Germany, albeit at various places. Though she finally sounded "Hochdeutsch" enough, it seemed like a problem when the family came back to Atlantis.

! Canon characters from the ChaosTimeline
!! Ignaz Schuhmann

* [[WhyWereBummedCommunismFell Why We're Bummed The Logos Striked]]: An ultimate incarnation of this trope. [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse The question what happened to this man]] was a major reason why the whole story has been written.

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