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* FatBastard: Klink thinks so, calling him a nasty old tub of lard on one occasion. Unfortunately for Klink Burkhalter was standing right behind him when he did so. Burkhalter promptly cancels Klink's leave and says:
-->'''Burkhalter:''' I really am a nasty old tub of lard.

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* HeteroSexualLifePartners: With [=LeBeau=].



* ForeignCussWord: He insults people in French several times through out the show.

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* ForeignCussWord: He insults people in French several times through out the show. show.
* HeteroSexualLifePartners: With Newkirk.


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* PhonyPsychic: Hogan once convinced Klink that [=LeBeau=] was psychic.


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* CoolHelmet: Has a ''Pickelhaube'' on his desk that Hogan usually plays with when in the office.


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* HoistByHisOwnPetard: Several of his schemes to reign Hogan in or to advance his career have blown up in his face. A prime example being ''Colonel Klink's Secret Weapon'' when after receiving a poor rating from the Inspector General he brings in a stern new sergeant to discipline the prisoners. Unfortunately, the sergeant starts disciplining ''him,'' along with making Klink look bad to advance his career, and he knows all regulations and has the family connections to get away with it. Klink ends up begging Hogan for help in getting rid of him.


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* TyrantTakesTheHelm: You might be surprised at this but Stalag 13 is not a fun place to be when Schultz is in charge.


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* FakeNationality: Hochstetter is played by the American Howard Caine, which makes him something of an oddity in the cast.


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* TyrantTakesTheHelm: He's incomptent but he's bossy and a strict disciplinarian.


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* IndyPloy: Her plans often center around purposefully getting Hogan and company into an unpleasant situation and then trusting that whatever wacky scheme they come up with to get out of the situation will benefit her cause as well, despite having no idea what they're specifically going to do.
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* PhonyPsychic: One of her covers.


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* TooKinkyToTorture: Hogan once had to tie her up and knock her out with the butt of his gun so it looks like she wasn't involved with the events. She's ecstatic about it and Hogan can't bring himself to do it so he gives her the gun and tells her to knock herself out. She does it with great eagerness.

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* CardSharp



* FiveFingerDiscount: He pickpockets a lot of Germans throughout the series.



* SpotOfTea: Newkirk is often seen drinking tea while the others are using a radio to contact the submarine which is transferring their message to England

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* SpotOfTea: Newkirk is often seen drinking tea while the others are using a radio to contact the submarine which is transferring their message to England
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* StageMagician

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* InSeriesNickname: Kinch.



* InSeriesNickname: Kinch.
* PutOnaBus: In season six, he is replaced by Baker

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* InSeriesNickname: Kinch.
* PutOnaBus:
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* PunchPunchPunchUhOh: He once tries to take out [[TheBrute Corporal Kohler]] whose guarding the truck (see below) using his "killer judo." Doesn't do too good.

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* PunchPunchPunchUhOh: He once tries to take out [[TheBrute Corporal Kohler]] whose who's guarding the truck (see below) using his "killer judo." Doesn't do too good.
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* BadassAdorable: Carter is usually innocent, oblivious and acts far like a child a lot of times. He's also a complete fanatic about his bombs and has probably directly killed more people than anyone else in the group.

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* BadassAdorable: Carter is usually innocent, oblivious and acts far like a child a lot of times. He's also a complete fanatic about his bombs and has probably directly killed more people than anyone else in the group.

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* GladYouThoughtOfIt: He does this to Klink at least once an episode.



* BadassAdorable: Carter is usually innocent, oblivious and acts far like a child a lot of times. He's also a complete fanatic about his bombs and has probably directly killed more people than anyone else in the group.



* BornLucky: He's the only one on-screen able to beat Newkirk at Gin

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* BornLucky: He's the only one on-screen able to beat Newkirk at GinGin.
* BunnyEarsLawyer: Goofy, absent-minded, prone to trip on his own feet and something of a ButtMonkey among the team. He's also their best demolition man and has the ability to become someone else entirely when in disguise.



* MadBomber: He really likes his explosives to the point of being depressed that he had to send several of his handmade bombs to be dropped on a Nazi facility without getting to go along and watch; comparing it to sending a child off into the world.



* TheSoCalledCoward: Actually stood up to Gestapo agents and threw his weight around (while pretending to be a general) to protect several of Hogan's men. However, he was completely drunk at the time.



* PunchPunchPunchUhOh: He once tries to knock out [[TheBrute Corporal Kohler]] whose guarding the truck (see below). Doesn't do too good.

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* PunchPunchPunchUhOh: He once tries to knock take out [[TheBrute Corporal Kohler]] whose guarding the truck (see below). below) using his "killer judo." Doesn't do too good.

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* UltimateJobSecurity: If it wasn't for the direct intervention of Hogan and his men on many occasions, Colonel Klink would probably be at the Russian Front. Apparently, he's not a bad administrator, but he has no real control over his camp.



* DrunkWithPower: This is what usually happens when the prisoners have let Shultz think he's boss for various reasons and have found it difficult to 're-tame' him.



* FoodAsBribe: This is how [=LeBeau=] usually gets him to look the other way.



* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Apple Strudel

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* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Apple Strudel
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* UltimateJobSecurity: Schultz is thought to be incompetent to everyone who knows who he is and tends to be very lax around his superiors. The prisoners count him as an ally (he's in on their schemes though he wishes he wasn't) and have to pull strings to keep him around.



* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon: Some of his threats to Klink like this little gem:
-->'''Burkhalter:''' Klink, you will be court-martialed, shot, and sent to the Russian front.
-->'''Klink:''' But General Burkhalter, you can't do all of those to me!
-->'''Burkhalter:''' Try me.




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-> Kathleen Freeman

General Burkhalter's sister. She is usually in a one-sided relationship with Klink (who is scared to death of her), but Hogan manages to split the two one way or another.

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* AbhorrentAdmirer: Much comedy is gained from Burkhalter's attempts to marry her off; ''especially'' when the target is Klink.
* BrawnHilda: She's shrewish and something of a control-freak. She's also the only recurring female in the show who isn't conventionally attractive.





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\n* WhoNeedsEnemies: Marya actually came closer to getting Hogan killed a couple of times than the Germans.

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* {{Codename}}: Colonel Hogan's callsign was originally "Goldilocks," apparently because it was his callsign back when he was a fighter pilot. Gets changed to "Papa Bear" later on.



* ComplexityAddiction: Colonel Hogan's plans tend to be very complex, sometimes overly so. This gets lampshaded a few times and bites him in the ass once or twice.



* IndyPloy: Half the time he's making his plans up as he goes along.



* NiceHat




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* XanatosSpeedChess: Hogan's the master of this because no plan he has ever goes quite as planned.



* AmazonChaser: He's in love with Marya and is the only member of the crew that trusts her completely.



* DreadfulMusician: He's terrible with the violin.



* SycophanticServant: He does this to pretty much every officer that walks in the door, General Burkhalter especially. They all tend to find it annoying.



* MajorlyAwesome: From the bad guys point of view. Klink and Burkhalter both outrank Hochstetter but act completely subservient to the man.




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* YouLookFamiliar: Howard Caine played a couple of one-off German officers, the above Feldkamp and Major Keitel (commander of an anti-aircraft gun battery), before settling in as the recurring Major Hochstetter. And since he played them all almost exactly like Major Hochstetter, it can become a bit confusing.


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* TheObiWannabe: He tries to act wise and take command from Colonel Hogan, but all he comes up with are an endless string of bad ideas and plans.

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* CloudCuckooLander: The infamous Crittendon Plan is to plant geraniums along airstrips so that pilots have something pleasant to look at when they land. Seriously.




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* TheThingThatWouldNotLeave: If Crittendon appears, plans to get rid of him (or at least keep him as far away from the mission as possible) follow.

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* NoGuyWantsToBeChased: More like "No Guy Wants to Marry General Burkhalter's Sister"



* PetTheDog: He definitely cares a lot about his sister


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* PetTheDog: He definitely cares a lot about his sister

widowed sister. He wants to marry her off so that she isn't alone (even if it means becoming Klink's brother-in-law) and when she is taken hostage, he immediately orders Hochstetter to release an Underground prisoner in order to get her back.




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!!Colonel Rodney Crittendon
->Played by Bernard Fox

Group Captain (Colonel) Rodney Crittendon is a hopelessly incompetent British officer who crosses paths several times with Hogan and his crew. Crittendon believes that a POW's only focus should be escape. When first transferred to Stalag 13 from Stalag 18, Hogan posed a hypothetical question to Crittenden asking what he would do if he were aware the [=POWs.=] were engaged in spying and sabotage. Crittendon replies that he would report them to the German authorities, thus preventing himself from being included in the official mission of the Stalag 13 [=POWs.=]

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!!Colonel Rodney Crittendon
!!Fraulein Helga
->Played by Bernard Fox

Group Captain (Colonel) Rodney Crittendon is a hopelessly incompetent British officer who crosses paths several times with Hogan and his crew. Crittendon believes that a POW's only focus should be escape. When first transferred to Stalag 13 from Stalag 18, Hogan posed a hypothetical question to Crittenden asking what he would do if he were aware the [=POWs.=] were engaged
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Klink's secretary
in spying and sabotage. Crittendon replies that he would report them to the German authorities, thus preventing himself from being included in the official mission of the Stalag 13 [=POWs.=]
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* [[EvilCounterpart Good Counterpart]]: He's the Allied version of Colonel Klink.
* GeneralFailure: Every plan he comes up with he screws up.
* KnowNothingKnowItAll
* MilesGloriosus
* NotSoDifferent: From Klink.
* PointyHairedBoss
* PunchPunchPunchUhOh: He once tries to knock out [[TheBrute Corporal Kohler]] whose guarding the truck (see below). Doesn't do too good.
* RulesLawyer: Especially evident in his first introduction when he says he would turn the prisoners in if he found them conducting sabotage operations because that would violate the laws and customs of war.
* SpannerInTheWorks: He manages to screw up Colonel Hogan's plans just about every time he shows up. To give one example, he drives a truck loaded with explosives Hogan's crew had rigged to blow back from the factory they parked it at, straight into camp and parked it beside their barracks.

!!Marya
->Played by Nita Talbot

Marya is a Soviet spy who works occasionally with Hogan, but whom he doesn't entirely trust. She often appeared as the trusted assistant or lover of some high-ranking German officer or scientist. Her mission is often to either discredit or destroy her said officer or scientist, as she notes that "Hitler can't be expected to kill all of his generals." Her schemes often come into conflict with Hogan's plans, but she nevertheless always proves to be either faithful to the Allied cause or having compatible causes of her own.

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* [[EvilCounterpart Good Counterpart]]: He's the Allied version of Colonel Klink.FriendlyEnemy: The "Enemy" part comes from her being German and under Klink's employ.
* GeneralFailure: Every plan PutOnABus: After season 1, she is replaced by Hilda (Reportedly, Cynthia Lynn's husband convinced her to leave the show after he comes up learned of her affair with he screws up.
Bob Crane)
* KnowNothingKnowItAll
* MilesGloriosus
* NotSoDifferent: From Klink.
* PointyHairedBoss
* PunchPunchPunchUhOh: He once tries to knock out [[TheBrute Corporal Kohler]] whose guarding
RetCon: In the truck (see below). Doesn't do too good.
* RulesLawyer: Especially evident in his first introduction when he says he would turn
Pilot, she knows about the prisoners tunnels, and actively participate in if he found them conducting sabotage the operations because that would violate (as the laws and customs of war.
* SpannerInTheWorks: He manages to screw up Colonel Hogan's plans just about every time he shows up. To give one example, he drives a truck loaded
manicurist). In the series proper, she is never shown working with explosives Hogan's crew had rigged to blow back from the factory they parked it at, straight into camp and parked it beside their barracks.

!!Marya
heroes, only occasionally providing Hogan with information.

!!Fraulein Hilda
->Played by Nita Talbot

Marya is a Soviet spy who works occasionally with Hogan, but whom he doesn't entirely trust. She often appeared as the trusted assistant or lover of some high-ranking German officer or scientist. Her mission is often to either discredit or destroy her said officer or scientist, as she notes that "Hitler can't be expected to kill all of his generals." Her schemes often come into conflict with Hogan's plans, but she nevertheless always proves to be either faithful to the Allied cause or having compatible causes of her own.
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* FriendlyEnemy: Same as Helga
* SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute: For Helga

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!!Colonel Rodney Crittendon
->Played by Bernard Fox

Group Captain (Colonel) Rodney Crittendon is a hopelessly incompetent British officer who crosses paths several times with Hogan and his crew. Crittendon believes that a POW's only focus should be escape. When first transferred to Stalag 13 from Stalag 18, Hogan posed a hypothetical question to Crittenden asking what he would do if he were aware the [=POWs.=] were engaged in spying and sabotage. Crittendon replies that he would report them to the German authorities, thus preventing himself from being included in the official mission of the Stalag 13 [=POWs.=]

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* [[EvilCounterpart Good Counterpart]]: He's the Allied version of Colonel Klink.
* GeneralFailure: Every plan he comes up with he screws up.
* KnowNothingKnowItAll
* MilesGloriosus
* NotSoDifferent: From Klink.
* PointyHairedBoss
* PunchPunchPunchUhOh: He once tries to knock out [[TheBrute Corporal Kohler]] whose guarding the truck (see below). Doesn't do too good.
* RulesLawyer: Especially evident in his first introduction when he says he would turn the prisoners in if he found them conducting sabotage operations because that would violate the laws and customs of war.
* SpannerInTheWorks: He manages to screw up Colonel Hogan's plans just about every time he shows up. To give one example, he drives a truck loaded with explosives Hogan's crew had rigged to blow back from the factory they parked it at, straight into camp and parked it beside their barracks.

!!Marya
->Played by Nita Talbot

Marya is a Soviet spy who works occasionally with Hogan, but whom he doesn't entirely trust. She often appeared as the trusted assistant or lover of some high-ranking German officer or scientist. Her mission is often to either discredit or destroy her said officer or scientist, as she notes that "Hitler can't be expected to kill all of his generals." Her schemes often come into conflict with Hogan's plans, but she nevertheless always proves to be either faithful to the Allied cause or having compatible causes of her own.

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* AbhorrentAdmirer: Mind you, she is gorgeous...but Hogan and especially Klink don't exactly approve of her affections for them (mostly because both of them know that if Marya appears, trouble follows)
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* NotSoHarmlessVillain: Sometimes Klink can be competent, or at least has the air of competence. One genuine example is in "Will the Real Adolf Please Stand Up?" where he's unfazed by Hogan's ploy, calls it out as a pack of lies, and tightens security further. Both Hogan and Schultz are caught off-guard.

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Group Captain (Colonel) Rodney Crittendon is a hopelessly incompetent British officer who crosses paths several times with Hogan and his crew. Crittendon believes that a POW's only focus should be escape. When first transferred to Stalag 13 from Stalag 18, Hogan posed a hypothetical question to Crittenden asking what he would do if he were aware the POWs were engaged in spying and sabotage. Crittendon replies that he would report them to the German authorities, thus preventing himself from being included in the official mission of the Stalag 13 [=POWs.=]

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Group Captain (Colonel) Rodney Crittendon is a hopelessly incompetent British officer who crosses paths several times with Hogan and his crew. Crittendon believes that a POW's only focus should be escape. When first transferred to Stalag 13 from Stalag 18, Hogan posed a hypothetical question to Crittenden asking what he would do if he were aware the POWs [=POWs.=] were engaged in spying and sabotage. Crittendon replies that he would report them to the German authorities, thus preventing himself from being included in the official mission of the Stalag 13 [=POWs.=]


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* RulesLawyer: Especially evident in his first introduction when he says he would turn the prisoners in if he found them conducting sabotage operations because that would violate the laws and customs of war.
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Group Captain (Colonel) Rodney Crittendon is a hopelessly incompetent British officer who crosses paths several times with Hogan and his crew. Crittendon believes that a POW's only focus should be escape. When first transferred to Stalag 13 from Stalag 18, Hogan posed a hypothetical question to Crittenden asking what he would do if he were aware the POWs were engaged in spying and sabotage. Crittendon replies that he would report them to the German authorities, thus preventing himself from being included in the official mission of the Stalag 13 POWs.

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Group Captain (Colonel) Rodney Crittendon is a hopelessly incompetent British officer who crosses paths several times with Hogan and his crew. Crittendon believes that a POW's only focus should be escape. When first transferred to Stalag 13 from Stalag 18, Hogan posed a hypothetical question to Crittenden asking what he would do if he were aware the POWs were engaged in spying and sabotage. Crittendon replies that he would report them to the German authorities, thus preventing himself from being included in the official mission of the Stalag 13 POWs.
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!!Marya
->Played by Nita Talbot

Marya is a Soviet spy who works occasionally with Hogan, but whom he doesn't entirely trust. She often appeared as the trusted assistant or lover of some high-ranking German officer or scientist. Her mission is often to either discredit or destroy her said officer or scientist, as she notes that "Hitler can't be expected to kill all of his generals." Her schemes often come into conflict with Hogan's plans, but she nevertheless always proves to be either faithful to the Allied cause or having compatible causes of her own.

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* AlwaysSomeoneBetter: Marya is the one character in the series to consistently get the better of Hogan.
* {{Catchphrase}}: Hogan, ''DARRRLIIING!''
* TheChessmaster: She actually outplays ''Hogan.''
* DoubleAgent
* HoneyTrap: She made a career out of it.
* SpannerInTheWorks: She's not adverse to putting Hogan in a tight spot to accomplish her own goals.
* TheVamp

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* HighClassGlass: Klink wears a monocle.




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* SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute: Before playing Major Hochstetter, Howard Caine played a Colonel Feldkamp of the Ghestapo in an earlier episode who was a dead-ringer for looks, attitude and mannerisms to Major Hochstetter. However, Feldkamp was killed in the same episode he was introduced, ''The Battle of Stalag 13.''

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!!Colonel Rodney Crittendon
->Played by Bernard Fox

Group Captain (Colonel) Rodney Crittendon is a hopelessly incompetent British officer who crosses paths several times with Hogan and his crew. Crittendon believes that a POW's only focus should be escape. When first transferred to Stalag 13 from Stalag 18, Hogan posed a hypothetical question to Crittenden asking what he would do if he were aware the POWs were engaged in spying and sabotage. Crittendon replies that he would report them to the German authorities, thus preventing himself from being included in the official mission of the Stalag 13 POWs.

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* [[EvilCounterpart Good Counterpart]]: He's the Allied version of Colonel Klink.
* GeneralFailure: Every plan he comes up with he screws up.
* KnowNothingKnowItAll
* MilesGloriosus
* NotSoDifferent: From Klink.
* PointyHairedBoss
* PunchPunchPunchUhOh: He once tries to knock out [[TheBrute Corporal Kohler]] whose guarding the truck (see below). Doesn't do too good.
* SpannerInTheWorks: He manages to screw up Colonel Hogan's plans just about every time he shows up. To give one example, he drives a truck loaded with explosives Hogan's crew had rigged to blow back from the factory they parked it at, straight into camp and parked it beside their barracks.

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* OfficerAndAGentleman

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* OfficerAndAGentleman OfficerAndAGentleman: Says so himself.



* TheCasanova/CasanovaWannabe: Claims to be a ladies man and sometimes gets lucky...[[spoiler: but usually the women he gets lucky with are Gestapo plants]]

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* TheCasanova/CasanovaWannabe: TheCasanova / CasanovaWannabe: Claims to be a ladies man and sometimes gets lucky...[[spoiler: but usually the women he gets lucky with are Gestapo plants]]



* ConArtist: Just take a look at the above paragraph.

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* ConArtist: Just take a look at the above paragraph. ConArtist



* BewareTheNiceOnes: He's the nicest, most easy-going guy in the group. He's also the guy who provides the explosives and convincingly passes for Adolf Hitler.
* BornLucky: He's the only one on-screen able to beat Newkirk at Gin



* CassandraTruth: Once tried get caught with a microfilm filled with fake information. Every German he talked to thought he was a Ghestapo Agent.
* ChasteHero: Carter is almost oblivous to the fact there is an opposite sex.

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* CassandraTruth: Once tried get caught with a microfilm filled with fake information. Every German he talked to thought he was a Ghestapo Gestapo Agent.
* ChasteHero: Carter is almost oblivous oblivious to the fact there is an opposite sex.



* EasilyForgiven: No one ever stays mad at him for messing up on a mission for more than a few seconds.



* GoodNewsBadNews: This could actually be his catchphrase from how often he says it.

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* TheLancer: Unofficially Hogan's second-in-command.

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* TheCasanova/CasanovaWannabe: Claims to be a ladies man and sometimes gets lucky...[[spoiler: but usually the women he gets lucky with are Gestapo plants]]



* BerserkButton: Do NOT insult France, or touch its museums.

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* BerserkButton: Do NOT insult France, or touch loot its museums.



* InSeriesNickname: Ivan.

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* InSeriesNickname: Ivan.Kinch.



* NaziNobleman



* DeadpanSnarker: Usually towards Klink (if Hogan is around)



* [[spoiler: SecretlyWealthy: He owns the largest toy factory in Germany]]



* OnlySaneMan: He's typically one of the few Germans portrayed as competent.


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* CassandraTruth: He believes that Stalag 13 is at the center of all the sabotage in the area. He's right...he just can't prove it.


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* OnlySaneMan: Considering he's the only German in the main cast convinced that there is more to Stalag 13 and Colonel Hogan than meets the eye...
** NotSoAboveItAll: However he does have some of his sillier moments. Namely his reaction to (falsely) finding out that [[spoiler:Klink is Nimrod]]

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* OfficerAndAGentleman



* RefugeInAudacity: About the only reason most of his plans even work half the time.



* {{Catchphrase}}: Sticky-Wicket.



* ForeignCussWord: He insults people in French several times through out the show.



* AscendedExtra: In the pilot he was just a prisoner from another camp passing through on his way back to England.



* {{Flanderization}}: Gets increasingly more naive as the show goes on.



* LethalChef: Klink tasted his cooking, immediately looked sick and order Schultz to take it away and bury it.



United States Army Air Corps Staff Sergeant James (a.k.a. Ivan) "Kinch" Kinchloe is primarily responsible for radio, telegraph, and other forms of electronic communications. In the series pilot, Kinchloe was introduced as Hogan's chief of staff, and, in addition to his communications expertise, was observed speaking fluent French to Corporal LeBeau. Kinch was from Detroit and had worked for the telephone company. In one episode, he mentions that before the war he fought in the Golden Gloves.

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United States Army Air Corps Staff Sergeant James (a.k.a. Ivan) "Kinch" Kinchloe is primarily responsible for radio, telegraph, and other forms of electronic communications. In the series pilot, Kinchloe was introduced as Hogan's chief of staff, and, in addition to his communications expertise, was observed speaking fluent French to Corporal LeBeau.[=LeBeau=]. Kinch was from Detroit and had worked for the telephone company. In one episode, he mentions that before the war he fought in the Golden Gloves.



* BetterTheDevilYouKnow: Hogan's crew works hard to keep Klink in charge of Stalag 13 because if he got shipped off to the Russian front or court-martialed, odds were good somebody competent would take over.



* EnemyMine: He has become a willing, and in some cases not so willing, participant in Hogan's schemes.



* {{Flanderization}}: Gets more and more incompetent as the show goes on.
* FriendlyEnemy: He think he's a tyrant, not even close.



* PunnyName: His name is a pun on "clink," a slang word for a prison.



* EnemyMine: It is difficult to remember some times but he is not really a part of Hogan's crew and is supposed to be their jailer.
* FriendlyEnemy: Well, he's a German soldier, Hogan's crew is Allied soldiers but they do seem to consider each other friends.



* OnlySaneMan: He' typically one of the few Germans portrayed as competent.


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* OnlySaneMan: He' He's typically one of the few Germans portrayed as competent.

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Free French Air Force Corporal Louis 'Louie' LeBeau, a Master chef and notoriously patriotic Frenchman. He is often seen referring to Nazis and Germans 'generally' as "pigs", and specifically as "Boche" or "dirty Boche", which was traditionally meant to be considered an insult to World War I and World War II German soldiers. LeBeau was also a master of covert operations, and has taken the precaution of befriending the camp's guard dogs. As a result, he was able to enter their compound through a secret entrance under a doghouse without the dogs raising the alarm.

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Free French Air Force Corporal Louis 'Louie' LeBeau, [=LeBeau=], a Master chef and notoriously patriotic Frenchman. He is often seen referring to Nazis and Germans 'generally' as "pigs", and specifically as "Boche" or "dirty Boche", which was traditionally meant to be considered an insult to World War I and World War II German soldiers. LeBeau [=LeBeau=] was also a master of covert operations, and has taken the precaution of befriending the camp's guard dogs. As a result, he was able to enter their compound through a secret entrance under a doghouse without the dogs raising the alarm.

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* InSeriesNickname: Hansi, only his wife gets to call him that.






* NoIndoorVoice: Is almost always yelling

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Kriminalrat (Major) Wolfgang Hochstetter is a Gestapo officer and a ardent Nazi who never understands why Hogan is constantly allowed to barge into Klink's office at will. Hochstetter frequently demands of Klink "Who is this man?" or "What is this man doing here?!" with increasing stridency. He is also noted for the many times he shouts "Baah!" at Klink or Hogan after his multiple failures. Klink is justifiably afraid of him, but Burkhalter, who despises Hochstetter just as Klink does, is not.

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* {{Catchphrase}}: What is this man doing here?!" and "Baah!"
* InterserviceRivalry: Another reason Klink and Burkhalter hate him.
* JerkAss
* KnightOfCerebus: He is actually one of the few villains who is a real threat.
* TheNeidermeyer: Just one of the reasons that Klink and Burkhalter hate him.
* NoIndoorVoice: Is He is almost always yelling
yelling.
* SecretPolice
* StateSec

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* MilesGloriosus



* ObfuscatingStupidity: It's implied a couple of times that Klink is actually smarter than he looks and acts and is willingly turning a blind eye to Hogan's antics. Like in one episode Burkhalter brought radio detection equipment into the camp to locate a suspected resistance radio. As soon as he gets a chance he pulls Schultz aside and tells him to run to Hogan's barracks and turn off that radio.






* Catchphrase: "I know NUSSINK! NUSSINK!"

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Hauptfeldwebel (Senior Master Sergeant) Hans Georg Schultz, serial number 23781 is Klink's bumbling, highly unmilitary 300-pound Sergeant of the Guard. Schultz is a basically good-hearted man who, when confronted by evidence of the prisoners' covert activities, will simply look the other way, repeating "I hear NUSSINK, I see NUSSINK, I know NUSSINK!" (or, more commonly as the series went on, simply "I see NUSSINK–NUSSINK!") to avoid being blamed for allowing things to have gotten as far as they already had—which might see him given a one-way trip to the Eastern Front

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* Catchphrase: BigEater
* BrilliantButLazy: When he actually puts his mind to something the results can be rather impressive. In one episode the heroes contrive to put Schultz in charge of the camp, but when he proves frighteningly competent at the job Hogan worked to return everything to the status quo.
* {{Catchphrase}}:
"I know NUSSINK! NUSSINK!"



* IneffectualSympatheticVillain: He is technically one of the bad guys

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* IllPretendIDidntHearThat: It's literally his catchphrase.
* IneffectualSympatheticVillain: He is technically one of the bad guys guys. Actually, he's supposed to be Klink's dragon.
* LovableCoward: He really just wants to keep things nice and quiet and peaceful on his shift and definitely doesn't want to get involved in anything that might look like trouble. Given who he has to work for you really can't blame him either. He's also petrified of the idea of being sent to the front lines.
* MinionWithAnFInEvil: He is willing to turn a blind eye to Hogan and his crew's antics. In his backstory, he made toys for children.
* ObfuscatingStupidity: He repeatedly states, "I know NUSSINK!" but in reality he's probably on to just about everything that goes on in Stalag 13. At one point, he stops Hogan's crew from pushing him too far on a deal: "Sometimes I have to work for OUR side!"
* SelectiveObliviousness: He is the master of this trope.





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General der Infanterie Albert Hans "Hansi" Burkhalter is Klink's superior officer who frequently tires of Klink's babbling and incompetence, often telling him to "shut up" and threatening to send him to the Russian Front. Burkhalter is mystified by Stalag 13's perfect record, unable to make sense of it in combination with its Kommandant's frequently-evidenced incompetence. Burkhalter affected to live a Spartan existence like a good German officer, but in reality, he loved the good life, even in war. He was scared to death of Mrs. Burkhalter (calling her "the highest authority in Germany"), testifying to this several times during the series.

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* BigEater
* BigBad: He's Klink's superior and in charge of the prison camps system.
* DuelingScar
* HenpeckedHusband: He's ''terrified'' of his wife. No, that is not an exaggeration.
* LargeAndInCharge
* OnlySaneMan: He' typically one of the few Germans portrayed as competent.

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* DisguisedInDrag



* {{Safecracking}}: One of his many talents.



* Catchphrase: No one ever escapes Stalag 13

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* Catchphrase: ButtMonkey: His main purpose in the show is to have abuse heaped upon him for your viewing pleasure.
* {{Catchphrase}}:
No one ever escapes Stalag 1313!
* TheCastShowOff: Played with. Werner Klemperer was an accomplished violinist; Colonel Klink, not so much.
* CasanovaWannabe: He's thinks he's a ladies man. He has about as much success with women as he does with military operations.
* CharacterTic: When frustrated he has a habit of swinging his clinched fist and letting out a loud mutter.
* DiggingYourselfDeeper: No matter what the situation, Klink will make it worse for himself.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: He likes to think he's a tyrant but the attitudes of the more sadistic Nazi officers have occasionally revolted him.
* GeneralFailure: Werner Klemperer consented to play Klink only on the condition that Hogan and company would always win the day and that Klink was portrayed as a complete idiot rather than a competent Nazi who's simply outplayed by the heroes.
* GladIThoughtOfIt: Klink does this all the time and naturally Hogan regularly takes advantage of it to manipulate him, often complimenting Klink on the brilliance of his plan.
* ImpoverishedPatrician: Implied to be this trope. Though it is mentioned that he comes from an old Prussian family, it is also stated that he has money troubles.
* IneffectualSympatheticVillain: You'll probably end up feeling sorry for him more often than not.
* NaziNobleman
* NotSoDifferent: Klink's views on Hogan and himself. Hogan cringes at the thought.
* PointyHairedBoss




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* StaffOfAuthority: He typically has a swagger stick tucked under his arm.
* YesMan: Klink majored in brown nosing, but usually it only serves to dig him deeper into the mess.
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* TheCasanova: Hogan always gets the girl.



* ConArtist: Just take a look at the above paragraph.



* DeliciousDistraction: He uses his cooking to distract or otherwise bribe Schultz.



* CassandraTruth: Once tried get caught with a microfilm filled with fake information. Every German he talked to thought he was a Ghestapo Agent.
* ChasteHero: Carter is almost oblivous to the fact there is an opposite sex.



* ImpersonatingAnOfficer



* BlackBestFriend
* BlackAndNerdy: He's the camp's radio and electronics genius.
* CharacterTic: He has a tendency to raise his eyebrows a lot.
* GoodNewsBadNews: This could actually be his catchphrase from how often he says it.
* InSeriesNickname: Ivan.




Following Dixon's departure from the show after season five, the producers replaced his character in the sixth season with United States Army Air Corps Sergeant Richard Baker. The tasks assigned to Sergeant Baker were almost identical to those of Staff Sergeant Kinchloe, including limited impersonation of some German voices.

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Kommandant Oberst (German for Colonel) Wilhelm Klink is an old-line Luftwaffe officer of aristocratic (Junker) Prussian descent and a blatant social climber. He was born in Leipzig in the early 1890s, though he refers to Düsseldorf, where he attended the Gymnasium (high school) (graduating 43rd in his class), as his home town. After failing the entrance exams to study law or medicine, he received an appointment from Kaiser Wilhelm II to a military academy, through the influence of his uncle, the Bürgermeister's barber, and graduated 95th in his class.

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* BluffTheImpostor: Hogan's deflaut mole-digging method.




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* TheTrickster



* AfraidOfBlood: He was shot in the shoulder and the rest of the team found him unconscious. It turned out to be a very minor wound and he had simply fainted at the sight of the blood.



* TheCasanova: [=LeBeau=] is probably the most romantically inclined member of Hogan's crew.



* InSeriesNickname: Schultz and Klink (but mainly Klink) refer to LeBeau as "Cockroach."

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* InSeriesNickname: Schultz and Klink (but mainly Klink) refer to LeBeau [=LeBeau=] as "Cockroach."



* StealthExpert: His main role in the group besides cook.




United States Army Air Corps Technical Sergeant Andrew J. Carter (fun fact, he was a Lieutenant in the pilot episode) is in charge of ordnance and bomb-making. He also shows talent in chemistry and can produce formulas and chemical devices as needed. Carter is also often called upon to impersonate German officers and, most convincingly, Adolf Hitler. While bright and enthusiastic at his specialties, Carter often shows a lack of common sense otherwise. For example, after the blowing up of a train Carter could not remember the way back to Stalag 13.

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* DemolitionsExpert: His main role in the group.
* DressingAsTheEnemy: Despite what you would expect he is very, ''very'' good at it.



* GeniusDitz: Carter is enthusiastic but generally oblivious and he tends to get teased for his cluelessness...until they need something blown up or Hitler impersonated.




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* MeanCharacterNiceActor: In universe, Carter's scarily good at impersonating angry German officers of various calibers and ''Adolf Hitler,'' despite his puppy-esque normal demeanor.


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United States Army Air Corps Staff Sergeant James (a.k.a. Ivan) "Kinch" Kinchloe is primarily responsible for radio, telegraph, and other forms of electronic communications. In the series pilot, Kinchloe was introduced as Hogan's chief of staff, and, in addition to his communications expertise, was observed speaking fluent French to Corporal LeBeau. Kinch was from Detroit and had worked for the telephone company. In one episode, he mentions that before the war he fought in the Golden Gloves.

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* BatmanGambit: Hogan's Standard Operating Procedure.



* IAmOneOfThoseToo: Newkirk once attempted to pass himself off as an expert forger. The head of the forgery operation asks him if he's familiar with a certain forger and certain machine and Newkirk claims to know both intimately. Of course, one's a composer and the other's a piano.




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* SpotOfTea: Newkirk is often seen drinking tea while the others are using a radio to contact the submarine which is transferring their message to England




Free French Air Force Corporal Louis 'Louie' LeBeau, a Master chef and notoriously patriotic Frenchman. He is often seen referring to Nazis and Germans 'generally' as "pigs", and specifically as "Boche" or "dirty Boche", which was traditionally meant to be considered an insult to World War I and World War II German soldiers. LeBeau was also a master of covert operations, and has taken the precaution of befriending the camp's guard dogs. As a result, he was able to enter their compound through a secret entrance under a doghouse without the dogs raising the alarm.

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* TheCastShowoff: Robert Clary could sing pretty good and a few episodes showcased this.
* FluffyTamer: Those vicious guard dogs in the camp? Yeah, [=LeBeau=] has them eating out of his hand.
* InSeriesNickname: Schultz and Klink (but mainly Klink) refer to LeBeau as "Cockroach."




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* TeamChef

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United States Army Air Forces Colonel Robert E. Hogan is the senior ranking POW officer in the camp and the leader of the group. He was born in Bridgeport, Connecticut, but considers Cleveland, Ohio to be his home. He commanded the 504th Bomb Group before he was shot down while on a raid on Hamburg in an operation masterminded by Luftwaffe Colonel Biedenbender. It is stated by a US Navy officer in a first-season episode that "If you weren't one of their prisoners, you'd be one of ours", due to his less-than-legal methods of accomplishing his goals. General Biedenbender stated that Hogan has a flair for the overcomplex, which is often shown in the series. Many of the covert operations shown are highly complex, but due to Hogan's care in planning and the skill of the other characters, they are usually successful.

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* TheCharmer
* ColonelBadass
* DressingAsTheEnemy: A lot of his schemes involved doing this.
* AFatherToHisMen: Colonel Hogan's codename is even [[PapaWolf Papa Bear.]] He may tease his men on occasion, but he'd go to any lengths to protect them.



* GuileHero

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* GuileHeroGuileHero: All his schemes involve manipulating German officers and civilians.




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* LoveableRogue
* ManipulativeBastard: He's got Klink and Schultz wrapped around his fingers.
* PapaWolf
* PaperThinDisguise: When impersonating German officers, Hogan will often refer to himself as "Hoganmuller", "Hoganmeister", "Hoganheimer", "Hoganburg" or similar always using his surname for part of the German name.
* ReallyGetsAround: It would take a page to list all of Hogan's one night stands.
* StealthInsult: Hogan is a master of this and Klink is typically the target. To give an example, he managed to convince Klink that the name the men have been calling him "Klink the Fink" is actually a compliment.



* DeadpanSnarker

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Royal Air Force Corporal Peter Newkirk is the group's conman, magician, pick-pocket, card sharp, forger, bookie, tailor, lock picker, safe cracker and impersonator of German officers (and on one occasion, Winston Churchill). Also on numerous occasions Newkirk also impersonates women to fool the Germans and help the underground movement. He also is in charge of making uniforms and assisting in distracting the Germans to perform other sabotage.

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* DeadpanSnarker
DeadpanSnarker: Probably the most sarcastic member of Hogan's band.
* DressingAsTheEnemy: He's one of the go to guys when it comes to portraying German soldiers and officers.
* DoAnythingSoldier: Newkirk has quite a diverse skill set.
* KleptomaniacHero
* LoveableRogue: He's a pickpocket and card-cheater. Good thing he only uses his skills on the Nazis.

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*TheGoodCaptain




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*DeadpanSnarker




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*BerserkButton: Do NOT insult France, or touch its museums.
*TheNapoleon: He's not that sensitive about his height but it is an important factor in some missions.
*SupremeChef




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*ButtMonkey
*CloudCuckooLander
*DudeWheresMyRespect: He's the highest ranking soldier after Colonel Hogan. He's also the ButtMonkey of the group.
*MadScientist




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*PutOnaBus: In season six, he is replaced by Baker


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[[folder:The Germans]]

!!Colonel Wilhelm Klink

->Played by Werner Klemperer
*Catchphrase: No one ever escapes Stalag 13
*SmallNameBigEgo

!!Sergeant Hans Schultz

->Played by John Banner
*Catchphrase: "I know NUSSINK! NUSSINK!"
*GentleGiant
*IneffectualSympatheticVillain: He is technically one of the bad guys
*TrademarkFavoriteFood: Apple Strudel

!!General Albert Burkhalter

->Played by Leon Askin

!!Major Wolfgang Hochstetter

->Played by Howard Caine
*NoIndoorVoice: Is almost always yelling

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[[folder:Hogan's Heroes]]

!!Colonel Robert Hogan

->Played by Bob Crane
* GuileHero
* TheHero

!!Corporal Peter Newkirk
->Played by Richard Dawson

!!Corporal Louis [=LeBeau=]
-> Played by Robert Clary

!!Sergeant Andrew Carter
->Played by Larry Hovis

!!Staff Sergeant James "Kinch" Kinchloe
->Played by Ivan Dixon

!!Sergeant Richard Baker
-> Played by Kenneth Washington
* AscendedExtra: His actor had appeared in previous seasons as an extra before becoming a main cast member.
* RememberTheNewGuy
* SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute: To Kinch.

[[/folder]]

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