History Characters / GreasyTales

[[folder:Trestog]]
!!Trestog

* HeroismIncentive: Why does Trestog go out of his way to defeat an evil drug-dealing elf queen, a sorcerer who turns hapless victims into snake women, slay a deranged wizard who [[BalloonBelly kills people by inflating them]], and climb a mountain to rescue someone from a wyvern nest? It's only because someone offered him meth.

* PottyFailure: In "The Stench of Failure", he gets spooked while relieving himself and accidentally gets pee all over his legs. As multiple characters point out afterwards, orc piss is ''extremely'' pungent, much to Trestog's embarrassment. [[spoiler:This ends up inadvertently saving his life, as the creature that was stalking his caravan and slaughtered the elves holding him captive took one good whiff of him and left him alone.]]
* TokenHeroicOrc: While most orcs are meth-addicted savage brutes, Trestog is...still a meth-addicted brute, but also one with something of a moral compass. Instead of killing Fanny Ranger, he cuts her loose because killing gnomes is bad luck, to the consternation of the orc who handed him the axe.
* StrongAndSkilled: Trestog owes his formidable fighting capabilities to his reflexes and quick thinking as much as his prodigious strength as an orc. A shining example would be in "The Stench of Failure", where he sprints up a hill towards an elf archer all the while deftly dodging the archer's arrows, before finally deflecting the elf's last arrow with a rock and [[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe cleaving him in half]] with a single swing to the waist.
* YouKillItYouBoughtIt: After killing the Dark Elf Queen in "Meth Harder", the guards tell him that he now owns the castle. Trestog refuses, though he walks away without hearing about the [[{{Irony}} meth storerooms]].

A gnome bard who decides to accompany Trestog after he rescues her in "Dancing With Death".

* DamselInDistress: In "Inflates You Big and Round", she gets abducted by a wyvern and taken to its nest. To make sure Trestog would come to her rescue, she made sure to scream out that she had some leftover meth.

* TheLoad: Parodied. She's a bard who only does interpretative dances and a gnome who cannot invent, but insists on accompanying Trestog anyway. When Trestog retorts that she wouldn't be able to keep up with him, she says she will because he'll have to carry her everywhere. Trestog only agrees after she bribes him with meth.

* PottyFailure: In "The Stench of Failure", he gets spooked while relieving himself and accidentally gets pee all over his legs. As multiple characters point out afterwards, orc piss is ''extremely'' pungent, much to Treshtog's embarrassment. [[spoiler:This ends up inadvertently saving his life, as the creature that was stalking his caravan and slaughtered the elves holding him captive took one good whiff of him and left him alone.]]

* StrongAndSkilled: Trestog owes his formidable fighting capabilities to his reflexes and quick thinking as much as his prodigious strength as an orc.

* HeroismIncentive: Why does Trestog go out of his way to defeat an evil drug-dealing elf queen, a sorcerer who turns hapless victims into snake women, slay a deranged wizard who [[BalloonBelly kills people by inflating them]], and climb a mountain to rescue someone from a wyvern nest? It's only someone offered him meth.
* NominalHero: He's not really a hero, or even a villain. He's just wants to get high on meth. It just so happens most of the people he kills are attacking him unprovoked, and he only rescues his cousin Fishbob because the latter owes him meth.
* PottyFailure: In "The Stench of Failure", he gets spooked while relieving himself and accidentally gets pee all over his legs. Apparently, orc piss is ''extremely'' pungent, as is pointed out by multiple characters afterwards, much to his embarrassment. [[spoiler:This ends up inadvertently saving his life, as the creature that was stalking his caravan and slaughtered the elves holding him captive took one good whiff of him and left him alone.]]

* InterruptedSuicide: Ponders shooting himself after receiving a sponsorship request from ''VideoGame/RaidShadowLegends'' in "Despair", but is stopped by [[Literature/ReZero Felix Argyle]].

* ThePrankster: Once filled his friend Curtis's drink with bubble soap, causing the latter to spend an entire week farting out bubbles until his ass started bleeding, and eventually, shooting out of his ceiling in a flatulence-powered explosion.

* NegativeContinuity: Unlike Chris' other recurring characters, who have their own linear storylines and defined personalities, his self-insert's personality, living situation and even ultimate fate are subject to change from episode to episode - while he is typically depicted as a socially stunted shut-in who lives with his parents, he is sometimes shown able to maintain his own house, a wife and children, and even ends one episode trapped in an alternate reality with no way to escape.

* OutOfFocus: Hasn't appeared since "The Great Chimp Heist". When asked about his absence in "Fernando's Amazing Podcast", Fernando says that Hernando is probably off smoking a lot of weed somewhere, and that if his brother ever needs him he'll be ready to help.

!!Associates of Manwhore Industries

[[folder:Mr. Flaster]]
!!Mr. Flaster
Fernando's old mentor. He alerts Fernando of Raymondo's resurrection and sends him off to stop him.

* TheCassandra: The last thing he tells Fernando is make sure to wear a chastity belt...which Fernando ignores, and regrets when he finally confronts Raymondo.
* FaunsAndSatyrs: He looks like a satyr or a {{Baphomet}}-like demon, but he isn't villainous.