History Characters / DragonBallZAbridged

* ScrewThisImOutOfHere:

'''Vegeta''': Oh, wow, I'm just f*cking with you. My god, who doesn't know what marriage is. Also, "love each other"? Making a lot of assumptions here.

* EnergyAbsorption: Like the original, he can do this. And when he absorbs enough, he works quicker becomes deadlier when activating Murder.exe.

* EnergyAbsorption: Like the original, he can do this. And when he absorbs enough, he works quicker becomes deadlier when activating Post-murder.exe.
* EvilSoundsDeep: Post-murder.exe completion.

* ActuallyPrettyFunny: While trying to come up with more badass names for special attacks, reluctantly admits to liking Nail's suggestion of "[[IncrediblyLamePun Nail Gun]]".

* ActuallyPrettyFunny: When trying to come up with more badass names for attacks with Nail, he reluctantly admits to liking the suggestion of "[[IncrediblyLamePun Nail Gun]]".

* TheDreaded: When Goku, who has defeated foes with Worlds destructing abilities, [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg Krillin]] and even the ''creators of this history'' fear you, you are a badass.

-->'''Kami:''' Mr. Popo...I believe...that Piccolo may have been slain.\\

* WrongGenreSavvy: About his father, who he appears to have thought had been a genuinely heroic figure rather than a VillainProtagonist. He really should have taken the hint from his mother's less-than-extensive list of their similarities.
-->'''Future!Bulma:''' You have his... gender.

-->'''Freeza''': That's not the problem, you idiot! [[BatmanCanBreatheInSpace I can breathe in space]]!
-->'''Goku''': But space is a ''vacumm''!

-->'''Goku''': What happened to your hair? It's yellow!!
-->'''Trunks''':... So is yours.
-->'''Goku''': It is!?

-->'''Ginyu:''' How's that wound treating you?
-->'''Goku:''' This is easily the ''second''-worst hole I've ever had in my chest. It's gonna take, like, a million Mommy-kisses to make it better.

-->'''Goku''': "Gohan, take Piccolo, find Bulma, and get back to the ship.
-->'''Gohan''': "But what about you?"
-->'''Goku''': "If Piccolo dies, then all of this was pointless! Take him, get to the ship, and get out of here!"
-->'''Gohan''': "[[LampshadeHanging This is surprisingly well thought-out for you."]]
-->'''Goku''': *getting increasingly angry* "Gohan!? Where should you be right now!?"
-->'''Gohan''': "The ship?"
-->'''Goku''': "THE SHIP!!"

-->'''Dr. Briefs''': "You're incredibly lucky I already set the coordinates for Namek, but you... you... where did you get that muffin?"
-->'''Goku''': "Muffin button."
-->'''Dr. Briefs''': "But, I... never installed a muffin button."
-->'''Goku''': "Then where did I get this muffin...?"

-->'''Goku:''' I have a kid.
-->'''Gohan:''' I'm socially awkward.
-->'''Krillin:''' He's adorable!

--> '''Krillin:''' And her boobs are as big as my head.
--> '''Gohan:''' I have made the comparison.

-->'''[[SharingABody Nail]]''': Huh, I didn't know we could do that.
-->'''Piccolo''': Yeah, I forget about 'em sometimes too.

--> '''Nail''' So, you wanna go hang out with our race?
--> '''Piccolo''' No.
** As of episode 34 he seems to being grown out of this, having developed something of a friendship with Goku. He covers for Goku's idiocy not once, but twice, and also goes with Goku to race cars.

* AbusiveParents: Verbally (for now) is one with Future Trunks. In Episode 38 alone, he's called him a "bastard" and twice referred to him as a disappointment to Vegeta.

--> '''Vegeta''': ''[[LameComeback Three and a half!]]''[[note]]Word of God says the "Three" Saiyans in question where Nappa, Goku, and Tarble.[[/note]]

--> '''Goku:''' If it weren't for Freezer you wouldn't be-
--> '''Vegeta:''' Dying? No.
--> '''Goku:''' I was gonna say "evil".
--> '''Vegeta:''' Oh, no, I'd definitely still be evil. If this situation were reversed, this conversation would never have happened. You'd be dead, and I'd be laughing.

-->'''Vegeta:''' [[CallBack Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine MINE MINE MINE MINE]]
--> [[DynamicEntry *Vegeta kicks 19 in the head**]]
-->'''Vegeta:''' [[CatchPhrase Mine.]]

--->'''Tien:''' Yeah, more like pure, unadulterated ego.

* HeroicBastard: He was born from Vegeta and Bulma's UnresolvedSexualTension and the fact that Vegeta doesn't know what a condom is. When Bulma told Vegeta she was pregnant and asked him to get a job to support her, his reaction was to immediately take off into space. Trunks himself had no idea his parents never married until Vegeta breaks it to him in the most dickish way possible, later literally calling him a bastard while blowing off his warnings.

--> '''Yamcha''': Where did you bury me anyway?
--> '''Bulma''': ''Bury?''

-->'''Kami:''' Mr. Popo...I believe...that Piccolo may have been slain.
-->'''Popo:''' I think [[LiteralSplitPersonality you'd know if he were]]. You still there?
-->'''Kami:''' Yes.
-->'''Popo:''' Then he ain't dead, is he, drama queen?

-->'''Vegeta''': *screaming ''Teamfourstar.com''* .COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
-->'''Mr Popo''' (His face in Vegeta's hair)'': "-ooooooooooooooooooooom.
-->'''Vegeta''': "What the, get outta my hair!"
-->'''Mr Popo''': ''"No."''

-->"Tell me, have you ever heard of the planet Vegeta?"
-->"No."
-->"Funny. Because I expect to hear the same from the next person when when I ask them about Namek."

--> '''Freeza''': You missed one. *rams his hand through his henchman's back until it comes through his chest*
--> '''Henchman''': Lord Freeza... the f**k? *dies*

--> '''Goku:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext My butt is FLAMING!]]
--> ''{{Beat}}''
--> '''Freeza:''' I miss Zarbon.

--> '''Garlic Jr.''': Everything will be sucked into the Dead Zone! Including [[ButtMonkey Krillin!]]
--> '''Krillin''': Leave me out of this!

--> '''Dr. Gero''': You miserable reprobates! What have I ever done to you?
--> '''Piccolo''': Pretty sure you vaporized half a city.
--> '''Dr. Gero''': I meant recently!
--> '''Piccolo''': That was ''an hour'' ago.
--> '''Dr. Gero''': Semantics!

--> '''17:''' HELLO DR. GERO. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
--> '''Gero:''' Well that's... new... I-
--> '''17:''' I'm just messing with you, man. What's up Doc?

--> "You want us to find [the Dragon Balls] in an ''hour?!'' But it's hot as balls!"
--> "Oh, brch, brch, brch..."

-->'''Cooler (to Goku):''' Oh, is that your son?
-->'''Goku:''' ...Yeaaah?
-->'''Cooler:''' Imma kill it.

-->'''Bardock:''' You mad, bro?
-->'''Chilled:''' A little! Thank you for asking!

* HeroicBastard: He was born from Vegeta and Bulma's UnresolvedSexualTension and the fact that Vegeta doesn't know what a condom is. When Bulma told Vegeta she was pregnant and asked him to get a job to support her, his reaction was to immediately take off into space. Vegeta literally calls him such while blowing off his warnings.

* DidntSeeThatComing: Since his robotic bug got destroyed during the Saiyan attack, he missed the part where the heroes went to Namek, and as such is completely unprepared against the Super Saiyan. [[WorfHadTheFlu Android 19 only won against Goku because]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext he forgot his medicine]], and Vegeta basically [[CurbStompBattle kicks his ass without a sweat]].

* AffablyEvil: He acts chill and careless, but is pretty evil.
** FauxAffablyEvil: Sociopathic levels of evil. [[spoiler:As Gero finds out first-hand]].

--> '''Vegeta''': ''[[LameComeback Three and a half!]]''[[note]]Word of God says the "Three" Sayians in question where Nappa, Goku, and Tarble.[[/note]]

** And he's finally snapped as of 30 in facing a Super Sayian.

* OhCrap: After realizing Sayians get stronger when they recover from near death, and that Vegeta nearly died when fighting Recoome.

* DidntSeeThatComing: Since his robotic bug got destroyed during the Sayian attack, he missed the part where the heroes went to Namek, and as such is completely unprepared against the Super Saiyen. [[WorfHadTheFlu Android 19 only won against Goku because]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext he forgot his medicine]], and Vegeta basically [[CurbStompBattle kicks his ass without a sweat]].

* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: Among the Sayians. With Freeza, not so much.

* HeroicBastard: He was born from Vegeta and Bulma's UnresolvedSexualTension and the fact that Vegeta doesn't know what a condom is. When Bulma told Vegeta she was pregnant and asked him to get a job to support her, his reaction was to immediately take off into space.

* WrongGenreSavvy: About his father, who he appears to have thought had been a genuinely heroic figure rather than a VillainProtagonist.

* {{Troll}}: Toward Dr Gero, as seen in the RobotSpeak entry.