History Characters / DesuDesBrigade

** Taken a step further in the second Christmas special, where her disgust with humanity and the shock of finding out Malakye is her equivalent of God causes her to has a mental breakdown

* MyMasterRightOrWrong: Subverted. While she regards Mal as her master, she has no problem pointing out his addiction to Moe porn and Sake.

* WhatIsThisThingYouCallLove: Ripped a guy's arms off for trying to kiss her under the mistletoe.

Known as Holy Diver on YouTube, he teams up with her to review the ''{{Twilight}}'' franchise.

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The curvy and angry fanservice queen of the Brigade. Vix sometimes reviews Hentai, which brings out all that hilarious bile. Her hatred of her pervy audience is only matched by her inferiority complex to JO.

* VillanProtagonist: During her ''TheLittleMermaid'' review where she imprisoned JO's voice in a tree (leaving her real self mute) and used it as a bargaining chip to get Prof's power.... too bad Ark controls the site.

Another Vocaloid, created by Mal from Miku's parts and more. She speaks in a robotic monotone and is very loyal to her master despite his obvious shortcomings, and believes they will one day rule the world.

** In fact now he's being seen in real life alot more in recent videos outside of Anime Discection.

* CovertPervert: As demonstrated in Pocky Spot 22

* {{Tomboy}}: From the way she dresses to the shows she likes, Jesu Otaku is pretty masculine.

* [[RedOniBlueOni Red Oni]]: To Jesu Otaku
* VillanProtaginist: During her TheLittleMermaid review where she imprisoned JO's voice in a tree( leaving her real self mute) and used it as a barganing chip to get Prof's power.... too bad Ark controls the site.

* AnimeAnatomy: According to Vix, she has no genitalia.

* EarlyBirdCameo: Was mentioned in Mal's section of the site before her proper appereance on Pocky Spot.

* [[HumansThroughAlienEyes Humans Through Robot Eyes]]: As clearly desplayed by Tsubakes trip to the mall, Tsubake does not grasp human culture, especially christmas.
** Taken a step further in the second Christmas sepecial, where her disgust with humanity and the shock of finding out Malakeye is her equivelent of god, she has a mental breakdon
* KillAllHumans: A subset of her world domnation planst, evedenced by the fact that she calls us all Meat Bags.

* SitComArchNemesis: Has this going with Vix.
* WhatIsThisThingYouCallLove: Ripped a guys arms off for trying to kiss her under the mistletoe.

Known as Holy Diver on YouTube, he teams up with her to review the Twilight franchise.

* HeroicBSOD: Shot himself in the balls when he found out that Breaking Dawn was being split into 2 films.
** MyGodWhatHaveIDone: Immeditley regretted it.

** RobotGirl: Both also qualify for thi

** RobotGirl: Both also qualify for this.

** But his whispering voice over his drawn avatar is pure EstrogenBrigadeBait.

** But his whispering voice over his drawn avatar is pure EstrogenBrigadeBate.

** But his whispering voice over his drawn avatar is pure EstrogenBridageBait.

A digital celebrity in Japan, as well as a favorite singer of Mal's, who helped Mal with Weekly Highlights and served as the sights mascot... Until Vixen tied her to a rocket and exploded her out of jealousy.

* Yangire

* BuxomIsBetter: Often played for laughs.

* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: It's not as apparent in her reviews, but if you watch her Let's Plays, especially the Starfox and Mario ones, it becomes clear that JO is something of one.

One of the founding members of the Brigade, Prof has been reviewing things for a quite a bit longer than his peers, and coincidentally has the most primitive reviews, just his avatar snarking at some esoteric anime.

* StupidSexyFlanders: To CrispinFreeman and SteveBlum, but mostly CrispinFreeman, but who can [[{{Bishonen}} blame]] [[{{GAR}} him]]?

* RobotBuddy: Vocaloids actually. First their was Miku, who despite being silent for production reasons, was well loved due to her real-life stardom. But then Vixen blew her to hell, and he built Tsubake out of her.

* TheVoiceless: Because Mal was cheap to buy another microphone for her.

* RobotBuddy: Again, to Malakye

!! Jesu Otaku

By far the most successful and analytical of the Brigade, JO is notable for her in depth and objective reviews and her large amount of shows: JO Anime Reviews, In-Betweens, New Lyrics, a StarFox LetsPlay,

* TeamMascot: Was until... well you know.
* Virtual Celebrity: Was this both in her actual career and on the site.

* EnemyWithout: In his Desert Punk review, Ark had to go head to head with his real life self tristan, over weather or not it was okay to make a masturbation joke since tristan has a girlfriend. Arkada wins by pointing out that TRISTAN has a girlfriend, not him.

* AmbiguouslyBrown [[supersecretspoiler: She's half Filipino.]]
* BuxomIsBetter

* MostCommonSuperPower: Also Played for laughs.
* MsFanservice.

* RobotBuddy: Vocaloids actually. First their was Miku, who despite being silent for proudction reasons, was well loved due to her real-life stardom. But then Vixen blew her to hell, and he built Tsubake out of her.
** RobotGirl:Both also qualify for this.

A digital celbrity in Japan, as well as a faviorite singer of mals, who helped Mal with Weekly Highlights and served as the sights mascot... Until Vixen tied her to a rocket and exploded her out of jelousy.

* EnsembleDarkHorse: Justified given her real life celebrity status in japan and on the web, but apperently a HUGE amount of fans wanted her back.
* RobotBuddy: To Malekye.

* Virtual Celebrity: Was this both in her actuall career and on the site.

Another Vocaloid, created by Mal from mikus parts and more. She speaks in a robotic monotone and is very loyal to her master despite his obvious shortcommings, and belives they will one day rule the world.

* EarlyBirdCameo: Technically an early bird mention:when the site underwent it's recent revamp, tsubake was mentioned in the "Sake Shots" discription, about a week before her first apperance.
* KillerRobot: Wants to be. and had no problem going after vixen yet again...

* RobotBuddy: Again, to Malekye

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* BreakupBreakout: [[AvertedTrope Averted]], she's still based on the Brigade, even though her videos are also shown on (The much bigger) ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.

* HairOfGold