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A sow, gilt and boar loaned to Clarkson by the Oxford Sandy & Black Pig Society. Sent back to the society prior to the conclusion of the episode.

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A sow, gilt and boar loaned to Clarkson by the Oxford Sandy & Black Pig Society. Sent back to the society prior to the conclusion of the episode.
episode. [[spoiler:Ajax would be re-loaned to Clarkson some episodes later to mate with the remaining sows, which he does successfully.]]



A group of four female pigs sold to Clarkson by the Oxford Sandy & Black Pig Society; these consist of a gilt (Clumsy) and three sows. Clumsy, Swiz and Unit were named by Clarkson due to their various traits while Baroness was named by Lisa, being a "feminine" version of the original name proposed by Clarkson, Barren, also named after her traits. [[spoiler: Baroness is ultimately put down due to a period of declining health.]]

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A group of four female pigs sold to Clarkson by the Oxford Sandy & Black Pig Society; these consist of a gilt (Clumsy) and three sows. Clumsy, Swiz and Unit were named by Clarkson due to their various traits while Baroness was named by Lisa, being a "feminine" version of the original name proposed by Clarkson, Barren, also named after her traits. [[spoiler: Baroness is ultimately put down due to a period of declining health.health, while Clumsy, Swiz, Unit and a fourth unnamed sow give birth to a total of 53 piglets shortly after Ajax is re-loaned to Clarkson.]]
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A sow, gilt and boar loaned to Clarkson by the Oxford Sandy & Black Pig Society. Sent back to the society prior to the conclusion of the episode.

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A sow, gilt and boar loaned to Clarkson by the Oxford Sandy & Black Pig Society. Sent back to the society prior to the conclusion of the episode.
episode. [[spoiler:Ajax would be re-loaned to Clarkson some episodes later to mate with the remaining sows, which he does successfully.]]



A group of four female pigs sold to Clarkson by the Oxford Sandy & Black Pig Society; these consist of a gilt (Clumsy) and three sows. Clumsy, Swiz and Unit were named by Clarkson due to their various traits while Baroness was named by Lisa, being a "feminine" version of the original name proposed by Clarkson, Barren, also named after her traits. [[spoiler: Baroness is ultimately put down due to a period of declining health.]]

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A group of four female pigs sold to Clarkson by the Oxford Sandy & Black Pig Society; these consist of a gilt (Clumsy) and three sows. Clumsy, Swiz and Unit were named by Clarkson due to their various traits while Baroness was named by Lisa, being a "feminine" version of the original name proposed by Clarkson, Barren, also named after her traits. [[spoiler: Baroness is ultimately put down due to a period of declining health.health, while Clumsy, Swiz, Unit and a fourth unnamed sow give birth to a total of 53 piglets shortly after Ajax is re-loaned to Clarkson.]]
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A white heifer sold to Clarkson by Tim and Katy Coles and named as such by their daughter. Throughout the events of Season 2 Pepper is shown to be unable to get in calf no matter what is done, with Clarkson by this time having grown emotionally attached to her. [[spoiler: Pepper is adopted as a pet by Clarkson at the end of Season 2 but is sent off to slaughter at the beginning of Season 3 with Clarkson no longer having the means required to keep as many cows around.]]

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A white heifer sold to Clarkson by Tim and Katy Coles and named as such by their daughter. Throughout the events of Season 2 Pepper is shown to be unable to get in calf no matter what is done, with Clarkson by this time having grown emotionally attached to her. [[spoiler: Pepper is adopted as a pet by Clarkson at the end of Season 2 but is sent off to slaughter at the beginning of Season 3 with Clarkson no longer having the means required to keep as many cows around.around; Pepper is then bought back by Tim and Katy and lives in retirement on their farm and has since given birth to a calf named Tabby.]]
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A disobedient cow sold to Clarkson by Tim and Katy Coles named as such by Clarkson due to its propensity to attack people and things. Is variously named "Mountaineering Cow" and "Attack Cow" before Clarkson settles on Genghis Khan. [[spoiler: Is ultimately sent off for slaughter and cooked at the short-lived restaurant for guests, although this is not shown in the show proper.]]

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A disobedient cow sold to Clarkson by Tim and Katy Coles named as such by Clarkson due to its propensity to attack people and things. Is variously named "Mountaineering Cow" and "Attack Cow" before Clarkson settles on Genghis Khan. [[spoiler: Is ultimately sent off for slaughter and cooked at the short-lived restaurant burger van for guests, although this is not being shown in on a billboard outside the show proper.van.]]
-->''[[spoiler:You've seen Season 2... now eat the cast! The "attack" cow is currently being served from our kitchen.]]''



* CanineCompanion: Starting in series 3, Clarkson often takes the dogs with him during farm duties.

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* CanineCompanion: Starting in series Season 3, Clarkson often takes the dogs with him during farm duties.

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Two Red Fox Labrador puppies owned by Clarkson.

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Two Red Fox Labrador puppies dogs owned by Clarkson.
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*CanineCompanion: Starting in series 3, Clarkson often takes the dogs with him during farm duties.
*RunningGag: Every time Clarkson takes the dogs with them, they tend to freely roam and chase things around without any obedience for Clarkson's commands.
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* TheBusCameBack: Returns in Season 2, but with a significantly expanded role. Dilwyn would go back to a minor supporting role in Series 3, performing treatment on one of Clarkson's piglet.

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* TheBusCameBack: Returns in Season 2, but with a significantly expanded role. Dilwyn would go back to a minor supporting role in Series 3, performing treatment on one of Clarkson's piglet.
piglets.
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A white heifer sold to Clarkson by Paddy and Steph Bourn and named as such by their daughter. Throughout the events of Season 2 Pepper is shown to be unable to get in calf no matter what is done, with Clarkson by this time having grown emotionally attached to her. [[spoiler: Pepper is adopted as a pet by Clarkson at the end of Season 2 but is sent off to slaughter at the beginning of Season 3 with Clarkson no longer having the means required to keep as many cows around.]]

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A white heifer sold to Clarkson by Paddy Tim and Steph Bourn Katy Coles and named as such by their daughter. Throughout the events of Season 2 Pepper is shown to be unable to get in calf no matter what is done, with Clarkson by this time having grown emotionally attached to her. [[spoiler: Pepper is adopted as a pet by Clarkson at the end of Season 2 but is sent off to slaughter at the beginning of Season 3 with Clarkson no longer having the means required to keep as many cows around.]]



A bull rented from Paddy and Steph Bourn used in an attempt to impregnate Pepper to no avail. Is ultimately returned to Paddy and Steph.

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A bull rented from Paddy Tim and Steph Bourn Katy Coles used in an attempt to impregnate Pepper to no avail. Is ultimately returned to Paddy Tim and Steph.
Katy.



A disobedient cow sold to Clarkson by Paddy and Steph Bourn named as such by Clarkson due to its propensity to attack people and things. Is variously named "Mountaineering Cow" and "Attack Cow" before Clarkson settles on Genghis Khan. [[spoiler: Is ultimately sent off for slaughter and cooked at the short-lived restaurant for guests, although this is not shown in the show proper.]]

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A disobedient cow sold to Clarkson by Paddy Tim and Steph Bourn Katy Coles named as such by Clarkson due to its propensity to attack people and things. Is variously named "Mountaineering Cow" and "Attack Cow" before Clarkson settles on Genghis Khan. [[spoiler: Is ultimately sent off for slaughter and cooked at the short-lived restaurant for guests, although this is not shown in the show proper.]]

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Local dairy farmer who stocks the Diddly Squat Farm Shop with dairy products. She laments to Clarkson about the loss of half of her herd of cattle to bovine tuberculosis.

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Local dairy farmer who stocks the Diddly Squat Farm Shop with dairy products. She laments to Clarkson about the loss of half of her herd of cattle to bovine tuberculosis.
tuberculosis and agrees to join a farming cooperative set up by Clarkson to support local farmers and help each other.

!!Andy and Vanessa Hartley
Two neighboring pig farmers who agree to join a farming cooperative set up by Clarkson to support local famers and to help each other. They are later engaged by Clarkson and Lisa for advice on how to care for their pigs.



!!Andy and Vanessa Hartley
Two neighboring pig farmers who Clarkson and Lisa come to for advice.

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[[caption-width-right:684:''I've done a thing!'']]




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[[caption-width-right:420:''That's as straight as a roundabout!'']]




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[[caption-width-right:916:''The problem is, Jeremy...'']]




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[[caption-width-right:715:''Jeremy Clarkson, [[{{Irony}} can't even drive in a straight line]]''.]]




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[[caption-width-right:540:''Christ now turn that machine off or else it's gon' take that hedge out for God sake!'']]




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[[caption-width-right:700:''You ever thought about getting a bloody shepherd or something that will do it for you? Better than you ringing me up all the time!'']]



!!Ellen Halliwell

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!!Ellen Halliwell
Helliwell
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[[caption-width-right:532:''They won't all the time but every now and again they might. But they still know what to do when it comes to the girls.'']]




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[[caption-width-right:288:''We need a fuckin' wand.'']]




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[[caption-width-right:405:''She is not in calf.'']]
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Two of Clarkson's sheep, affectionately named as such by Clarkson after Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio and [[UsefulNotes/EnglishPremierLeague Wayne Rooney]]. [[spoiler: Leonardo would die of a twisted intestine, while Wayne was sold to Jeremy Sealy prior to Season 2 and presumably returns when Sealy sells the sheep back to Clarkson.]]

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Two of Clarkson's sheep, affectionately named as such by Clarkson after Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio and [[UsefulNotes/EnglishPremierLeague Wayne Rooney]]. [[spoiler: Leonardo Wayne would die of a twisted intestine, intestine during Season 1, while Wayne Leonardo was sold to Jeremy Sealy prior to Season 2 and presumably returns when Sealy sells the sheep back to Clarkson.]]
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** Taken more literally in Series Two when they attend the farming awards in Jeremy's [[CoolCar Lamborghini]], when Caleb not only bullies Jeremy into dropping him off at the red carpet, but also treats Jeremy like his chauffeur.

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** Taken more literally in Series Two when they attend the farming awards in Jeremy's [[CoolCar Lamborghini]], when Caleb Kaleb not only bullies Jeremy into dropping him off at the red carpet, but also treats Jeremy like his chauffeur.

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!!Maestro
A bull rented from Paddy and Steph Bourn used in an attempt to impregnate Pepper to no avail. Is ultimately returned to Paddy and Steph.



!!Sansa and Arya
Two Red Fox Labrador puppies owned by Clarkson.



A sow, gilt and boar loaned to Clarkson by the Oxford Sandy & Black Pig Society.

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A sow, gilt and boar loaned to Clarkson by the Oxford Sandy & Black Pig Society.
Society. Sent back to the society prior to the conclusion of the episode.



A group of four fenale pigs sold to Clarkson by the Oxford Sandy & Black Pig Society; these consist of a gilt (Clumsy) and three sows. Clumsy, Swiz and Unit were named by Clarkson due to their various traits while Baroness was named by Lisa, being a "feminine" version of the original name proposed by Clarkson, Barren, also named after her traits. [[spoiler: Baroness is ultimately put down due to a period of declining health.]]

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A group of four fenale female pigs sold to Clarkson by the Oxford Sandy & Black Pig Society; these consist of a gilt (Clumsy) and three sows. Clumsy, Swiz and Unit were named by Clarkson due to their various traits while Baroness was named by Lisa, being a "feminine" version of the original name proposed by Clarkson, Barren, also named after her traits. [[spoiler: Baroness is ultimately put down due to a period of declining health.]]
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* PutOnABus: Appears in the first episode to guide Clarkson on using a tractor, only to never be heard from again.
* TheBusCameBack: Until Season 2, when she returns to introduce Clarkson to a project regarding badgers; she later appears as a guest at Clarkson's restaurant.

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* PutOnABus: Appears in the first episode to guide Clarkson on using a tractor, only to never be heard from again.
again...
* TheBusCameBack: Until TheBusCameBack: ...until Season 2, when she returns to introduce Clarkson to a project regarding badgers; she later appears as a guest at Clarkson's restaurant.
restaurant.

!!Jenny Ryan
An Australian veterinarian working under Dilwyn at the same clinic. Clarkson usually reaches her if Dilwyn is unavailable.
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* PutOnABus: Appears in the second episode on the series to tend to Clarkson's sheep, only to be never heard from again...
* TheBusCameBack: ...until Season 3, where she helps tend to Clarkson's many issues with his pigs and piglets.
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!!Annie Gray
Head chef of Baste, the food truck establishment on the farm's premises selling burgers.
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* SupremeChef: She runs a restaurant, after all.
* TheReliableOne: Proves to be a close ally of Clarkson's endeavors, making an impassioned speech about her livelihood if the shop were to have been shut down.

!!Andy Cato
One half of electronic music duo Groove Armada and organic farmer who convinces Clarkson to try regenerative farming.

!!George Lamb
A former television presenter turned organic farmer who is Andy Cato's business partner. They hold a meeting with Clarkson and Charlie to discuss regenerative farming.



!!Annie Gray
Head chef of Baste, the food truck establishment on the farm's premises selling burgers.
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* SupremeChef: She runs a restaurant, after all.
* TheReliableOne: Proves to be a close ally of Clarkson's endeavors, making an impassioned speech about her livelihood if the shop were to have been shut down.

!!Jenny Ryan and Nathan Head
Two veterinarians working under Dilwyn at the same clinic. Clarkson usually reaches them if Dilwyn is unavailable. Jenny is more commonly seen among the two, she being the one who checks on Clarkson's pigs and performing "[[MercyKill Dignitas]]" on one of Clarkson's sows, while Nathan assists with the birthing of some piglets in the night.
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!!Annie Gray
Head chef of Baste, the food truck establishment on the farm's premises selling burgers.
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* SupremeChef: She runs a restaurant, after all.
* TheReliableOne: Proves to be a close ally of Clarkson's endeavors, making an impassioned speech about her livelihood if the shop were to have been shut down.

!!Jenny Ryan and Nathan
!!Nathan Head
Two veterinarians A veterinarian working under Dilwyn at the same clinic. clinic, alongside Jenny. Clarkson usually reaches them him if Dilwyn is unavailable. Jenny is more commonly seen among the two, she being the one who checks on Clarkson's pigs and performing "[[MercyKill Dignitas]]" on one of Clarkson's sows, while Nathan He assists Clarkson with the birthing of some piglets in the night.
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Baroness's piglets.

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