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!!The Bellacourt Family
*BigScrewedUpFamily
*NouveauRiche: They're hillbillies with extravagant wealth, trying to live like kings, with only the faintest idea of how kings actually live.
* IdleRich: The sisters spend their entire days doing as little as possible, to the point of making their servants carry them from room to room. Their mother spends the day using opium. And Frederick, well...
-->''"Oh Garfield, sometimes I feel as though I have nothing. I can't be with the woman I love, I have no career, I have absolutely '''nothing''' to do all day except eat, take naps, hunt, relax, take drugs, play sporting games, do all the leisurely activities that please me... can you imagine not being able to follow your dreams?"''



* IdleRich: The sisters spend their entire days doing as little as possible, to the point of making their servants ''carry'' them from room to room.



* IdleRich: The sisters spend their entire days doing as little as possible, to the point of making their servants ''carry'' them from room to room.

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* IdleRich: The sisters spend their entire days doing as little as possible, to the point of making their servants ''carry'' them from room to room.



* BlackSheep

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* BlackSheepWhiteSheep



* IdleRich:
-->''"Oh Garfield, sometimes I feel as though I have nothing. I can't be with the woman I love, I have no career, I have absolutely '''nothing''' to do all day except eat, take naps, hunt, relax, take drugs, play sporting games, do all the leisurely activities that please me... can you imagine not being able to follow your dreams?"''

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* IdleRich:
-->''"Oh Garfield, sometimes I feel as though I have nothing. I can't be with the woman I love, I have no career, I have absolutely '''nothing''' to do all day except eat, take naps, hunt, relax, take drugs, play sporting games, do all the leisurely activities that please me... can you imagine not being able to follow your dreams?"''

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* AwfulWeddedLife
-->''"The marriage involves a dowry, which is quite valuable. It's almost like a prize you get for enduring something horrible, or something that makes you want to throw up."''



* YourCheatingHeart: Victor loves his boyfriend, but when Albert goes into a coma, he takes up with Victor's doctor.

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* YourCheatingHeart: Victor loves his boyfriend, but when Albert goes into a coma, he takes up with Victor's doctor. And technically, even being with Albert was cheating, because he's married to Lillian.
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!!Garfield Leopold McGillicutty

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!!Garfield Leopold McGillicutty[=McGillicutty=]
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* Ponzi: Duh

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!![[Creator/CharlieChaplin Falling Charlie]]

!!Creator/MarkTwain

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!!Falling Charlie

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-->''"When I started, I was a simple fur trapper. Look at me now. My son will be married into the most powerful family on the eastern seaboard. Never again will they say, 'You won't amount to anything, Harold Bellawitz --' [[VerbalBackspace I mean Bellacourt]]."''

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-->''"When I started, I was a simple fur trapper. Look at me now. My son will be married into the most powerful family on the eastern seaboard. Never again will they say, 'You won't amount to anything, Harold Bellawitz [[AmbiguouslyJewish Bellawitz]] --' [[VerbalBackspace I mean Bellacourt]]."''


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-->'''Beatrice:''' But I like Albert. He's the only one who can make my bangs fluffy.

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!!Harold "the Commodore" Bellawitz Bellacourt

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!!Harold "the Commodore" Bellawitz [[strike:Bellawitz]] Bellacourt



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\n!!Celine * ArentYouGoingToRavishMe: She was the ''only'' patient at her mental institution that wasn't ravished. It really hurt her self esteem.

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!!Harold "the Commodore" B̶e̶l̶l̶a̶w̶i̶t̶c̶z̶ Bellacourt

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-->''"When I started, I was a simple fur trapper. Look at me now. My son will be married into the most powerful family on the eastern seaboard. Never again will they say, 'You won't amount to anything, Harold Bellawitz...' I mean Bellacourt."''

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-->''"When I started, I was a simple fur trapper. Look at me now. My son will be married into the most powerful family on the eastern seaboard. Never again will they say, 'You won't amount to anything, Harold Bellawitz...' Bellawitz --' [[VerbalBackspace I mean Bellacourt.Bellacourt]]."''

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* SelfMadeMan:
-->''"When I started, I was a simple fur trapper. Look at me now. My son will be married into the most powerful family on the eastern seaboard. Never again will they say, 'You won't amount to anything, Harold Bellawitz...' I mean Bellacourt."''



-->-- In his own words



* IdleRich: The sisters spend their entire days doing as little as possible, to the point of making their servants ''carry'' them from room to room.
)->''"Oh Garfield, sometimes I feel as though I have nothing. I can't be with the woman I love, I have no career, I have absolutely '''nothing''' to do all day except eat, take naps, hunt, relax, take drugs, play sporting games, do all the leisurely activities that please me... can you imagine not being able to follow your dreams?"''

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* IdleRich: The sisters spend their entire days doing as little as possible, to the point of making their servants ''carry'' them from room to room.
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IdleRich:
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Garfield, sometimes I feel as though I have nothing. I can't be with the woman I love, I have no career, I have absolutely '''nothing''' to do all day except eat, take naps, hunt, relax, take drugs, play sporting games, do all the leisurely activities that please me... can you imagine not being able to follow your dreams?"''



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* IdleRich: The sisters spend their entire days doing as little as possible, to the point of making their servants ''carry'' them from room to room.




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* IdleRich: The sisters spend their entire days doing as little as possible, to the point of making their servants ''carry'' them from room to room.




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** She's also [[TheAlcoholic a bit of a lush]].



* BlackSheep



->''"Oh Garfield, sometimes I feel as though I have nothing. I can't be with the woman I love, I have no career, I have absolutely '''nothing''' to do all day except eat, take naps, hunt, relax, take drugs, play sporting games, do all the leisurely activities that please me... can you imagine not being able to follow your dreams?"''
-->-- In his own words

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->''"Oh Garfield, sometimes ->''"My name is Frederick and I feel as though bathe in duck fat. What I have nothing. lack in brains, I can't be with the woman I love, I have no career, I have absolutely '''nothing''' to do all day except eat, take naps, hunt, relax, take drugs, play sporting games, do all the leisurely activities that please me... can you imagine not being able to follow your dreams?"''
-->-- In his own words
make up for in incest."''



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* IdleRich: The sisters spend their entire days doing as little as possible, to the point of making their servants ''carry'' them from room to room.
)->''"Oh Garfield, sometimes I feel as though I have nothing. I can't be with the woman I love, I have no career, I have absolutely '''nothing''' to do all day except eat, take naps, hunt, relax, take drugs, play sporting games, do all the leisurely activities that please me... can you imagine not being able to follow your dreams?"''



* [[OnlySaneMan Only Sane Woman]]



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* MySecretPregnancy: [[spoiler:Chair is pregnant with the Commodore's child.]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Chair:''' [patting belly, to camera] I hope it's an heir. ([[{{Beat}} beat]]) [[VerbalBackspace I mean boy.]]]]

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->''"I am Mr. Peepers. I am head butler to the illustrious Bellacourts. They are, of course, the family of the great magnet magnate Commodore Bellacourt and his wife Dodo."''
-->-- In his own words

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->''"I am Mr. Peepers. I am Peepers is the head butler to in the illustrious Bellacourts. They are, of course, the family of the great magnet magnate Commodore Bellacourt and his wife Dodo."''
-->-- In his own words
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* TheMistress: To the Commodore.

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* TantrumThrowing: She is ''so'' prone to this.



* TheDitz: A GeniusDitz at that. She's illiterate, but she knows math.

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GeniusDitz at that. She's illiterate, but she knows math.math.
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* ArrangedMarriage: Frederick and Celery are betrothed to each other, mostly so that their fathers can seal a business deal. They have no love for each other, as Frederick is still in love with Beatrice and Celery realizes that Frederick is an idiot.




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TheDitz: A GeniusDitz at that. She's illiterate, but she knows math.
* BrotherSisterIncest[=/=]{{Twincest}}: With Frederick. Their relationship survived Beatrice's marriage, because her husband's gay, but Frederick's marriage threw a wrench in things.




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* BrotherSisterIncest[=/=]{{Twincest}}: With Beatrice. Their relationship survived Beatrice's marriage, because her husband's gay, but Frederick's marriage threw a wrench in things.
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Beatrice's husband, and Victor's lover.



Lillian's husband, and Alfred's lover. At least believed to be the father of Lillian's 8 daughters.






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The Commodore's wife and matriarch of the family, Dodo is the mother of Hortense, Lillian, Beatrice, and Frederick.



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The only son and heir of the Bellacourt clan. Twin to Beatrice.

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!!Hortense Jefferson Library Bellacourt

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!!Hortense [[EmbarrassingMiddleName Jefferson Library Library]] Bellacourt




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* EmbarrassingNickname: Everyone calls her "Hor", like "whore".



->''"My name is Frederick, and I bathe in duck fat. What I lack in brains, I make up for in incest."''

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->''"My name is Frederick, and ->''"Oh Garfield, sometimes I bathe in duck fat. What feel as though I lack in brains, have nothing. I make up for in incest."''can't be with the woman I love, I have no career, I have absolutely '''nothing''' to do all day except eat, take naps, hunt, relax, take drugs, play sporting games, do all the leisurely activities that please me... can you imagine not being able to follow your dreams?"''



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->''"I'm not a slave, I make 8 cents a week. If this is indentured servitude, I hope I never earn a living wage.
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-->-- In his own words

!!Garfield Leopold McGillicutty
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* FunctionalAddict: Dodo relies on a regimen of morphine injections to get through her day.



!!Hortense Jefferson Library Bellacourt
->''"Lady Hortense is my eldest daughter. She suffers from a variety of ailments, from photosensitivity to thigh heft. One can only hope she'll live a mercifully short life."''
-->-- In her mother's words
*[[OnlySaneMan Only Sane Woman]]




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!!Mitch Peepers
->''"I am Mr. Peepers. I am head butler to the illustrious Bellacourts. They are, of course, the family of the great magnet magnate Commodore Bellacourt and his wife Dodo."''
-->-- In his own words

!!Blanche
->''"I have been diagnosed with hysteria, and because of that the state made Mr. Peepers my legal guardian. Which basically means he can throw me in the nuthouse just because goddamn feels like it."''
-->-- In her own words

!!Hamish
->''" "''
-->-- In his own words

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-->-- In his own words

!!Hamish
->''" "''
-->-- In his own words

!!Garfield Leopold McGillicutty
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-->-- In his own words
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!!Lillian [[EmbarrassingMiddleName Abigail Hitler]] Schmemmerhorn-Fish (née Bellacourt)
->''"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful -- hate me because I'm an awful bitch. I'm Lillian. Good things come in small packages. And by good things, I mean penises, and by packages, I mean me."''
-->-- In her own words
!!Beatrice [[EmbarrassingMiddleName Tiffani Amber Thiessen]] Downsy (née Bellacourt)
->''"I'm Beatrice. My name rhymes with sailboat. I like shiny objects, like diamonds and potatoes."''
-->-- In her own words
!!Dodo Bellacourt
->''"I'm Dodo. Being a matriarch means all my decisions involve what goes in and what comes out of my vagina. I've never met a child I didn't hate."''
-->-- In her own words
!!Harold "the Commodore" B̶e̶l̶l̶a̶w̶i̶t̶c̶z̶ Bellacourt
A magnet magnate (he invented magnets).
!!Frederick Bellacourt
->''"My name is Frederick, and I bathe in duck fat. What I lack in brains, I make up for in incest."''
-->-- In his own words
!!Albert Downsy, Jr.
->''"I'm Albert, and I like to party like it's 1899. I have gout of the penis."''
-->-- In his own words
!!Victor Schmemmerhorn-Fish V
->''"I'm Victor. I don't like sport. I'm a prince in the streets, but a lady in the sheets."''
-->-- In his own words

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