History Blog / EpicStorytime

** In the same story, he also stapled a UsefulNotes/GameBoy to the face of a Game Stop employee when he told him they did not have ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosMelee''.

** AnythingThatMoves

** In the same story, he also stapled a GameBoy to the face of a Game Stop employee when he told him they did not have ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosMelee''.

* '''Zane''': A "badass, rugged mofo" who doesn't play by society's (or physics, for that matter) rules. Well, not actually. Zane sub-universe is often a child with unusual or superhuman abilities who is set off by the smallest of thing where he then going out on a [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge Roaring Rampage of ]][[DisproportionateRetribution Revenge]]. Either that, or he just does what he does ForTheEvulz.

* '''Zane's little brother''': A perpetual ChewToy to his older brother.

"[[StarWars Lord Bane]]" and sidekick Harrison have both turned [[TheStoryteller Storytelling]] into a regular hobby. These tales can range from general horror stories to "Awkward moments" and from Crack Fics to [[ImageBoards green-text]] stories, and everything inbetween. Zane releases his on his tag page while Harrison has his own page titled Epic Storytime when he writes for his own fans.

* BiggusDickus: Harrison formed an impenetrable bodysuit out of his.... thing, during his counter-attack on the French.
* BlackComedy/ SurrealHumor: [[RuleOfFunny Pretty much runs on this]].

* ChewToy: Zane's little brother.

* TheyKilledKenny: Zane's family usually gets killed off in one installment and come back for the next.
** Zane justifies this, as he claims to have "resurrection powers".

** In the same story, he also stapled a GameBoy to the face of a Game Stop employee when he told him they did not have SuperSmashBrosMelee.

* GenuineHumanHide: Zane applied for a job at McDonalds wearing this.

* AbnormalLimbRotationRange: Zane turned his head nearly 90° to face his dad.

* BloodyHilarious: Inverted by being played in a serious manor.

* PsychopathicManchild: Subverted when they're ''actual'' children in the stories.

* TheStoner: {{Satan}}.

* VoluntaryShapeshifting: Harrison transformed into a bat to freak out his friend.

"[[StarWars Lord Bane]]" and sidekick Hmac have both turned [[TheStoryteller Storytelling]] into a regular hobby. These tales can range from general horror stories to "Awkward moments" and from Crack Fics to [[ImageBoards green-text]] stories, and everything inbetween. Trollvorlord releases his on his tag page while Hmac has his own page titled Epic Storytime when he writes for his own fans.

* '''Zane''': A "badass, rugged mofo" who doesn't play by society's (or physics, for that matter) rules. Well, not actually. Trollvorlord sub-universe is often a child with unusual or superhuman abilities who is set off by the smallest of thing where he then going out on a [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge Roaring Rampage of ]][[DisproportionateRetribution Revenge]]. Either that, or he just does what he does ForTheEvulz.

* AbusiveParents: Trollvorlord's mother beat him when he did not change his baby-sister's diaper.
* AntiVillain: Hmac.
* TheAlcoholic: Hmac and Satan became drinking-buddies after college.

* BiggusDickus: Hmac formed an impenetrable bodysuit out of his.... thing, during his counter-attack on the French.

* BodyHorror: Trollvorlord made a [[HalfHumanHybrid half-human/horse hybrid]] out of his little brother.
* CharlesAtlasSuperpower: Hmac picked up and threw a motorcycle as if it was a mere football.

* DisproportionateRetribution: Hmac ''destroyed'' a kid who farted while he was trying to do his classwork.

* NoNameGiven: "Trollvorlord's little brother" is all he's ever known by.

* TheyKilledKenny: Trollvorlord's family usually gets killed off in one installment and come back for the next.

* ShmuckBait: Accepting ANY of the offers Trollvorlord gives at the end of his "Awkward moments".

* VoluntaryShapeshifting: Hmac transformed into a bat to freak out his friend.

* '''Zane's little brother''': A perpetual ChewToy to

* BloodyHilarious

* '''Zane''': A [[MemeticMutation "badass, rugged mofo"]] who doesn't play by society's (or physics, for that matter) rules. Well, not actually. Trollvorlord sub-universe is often a child with unusual or superhuman abilities who is set off by the smallest of thing where he then going out on a [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge Roaring Rampage of ]][[DisproportionateRetribution Revenge]]. Either that, or he just does what he does ForTheEvulz.

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* TheSociopath

* Zane:
* Harrison:
* Zane's little brother:

* ButtMonkey: Trollvorlord's little brother.

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