History Awesome / SaintsRowIV

** Keith David: [[spoiler: gave Abraham Lincoln a punk rocker haircut.]]

** Pierce [[spoiler: dumped a basket of apples on Isaac Newton, graffitied the Great Wall, traded hats with Davey Crockett, inspired the story of the boy who held back the sea, and taught the Knights of the Round roulette.]]

* Could one ask for a better ending?

* The whole escape mission after the President wakes up from the simulation for the first time. After jumping aboard Kenzie and Keith David's spaceship, the President proceeds to pilot the ship while Haddaway's ''What Is Love'' song is playing. '''Epic'''.

** Haddaway's ''What Is Love'', played during the mission where The Boss pilots a spaceship (with Kenzie and Keith David aboard) to escape from the Zin mothership.

** And of course, Montell Jordan's "This Is How We Do It" [[spoiler: during the soul train before the credits of the Good Ending.]]

** Then the whole crew got drunk as hell and went on a dinosaur joyride.]]

Could one ask for a better ending?

** Johnny Gat [[spoiler: explained to Columbus the Earth was round, worked for Attila the Hun, cut down Washington's cherry tree, pimped out the Trojan Horse, graffitied a dinosaur skeleton, stole the golden spike, scammed Custer with a life insurance policy, sabotaged a chariot race and took part in the shootout at the OK corral.]]
** Kinzie [[spoiler showed up Marylin Monroe in a '''skirt''', played Raquel Welch in Caveman days, and was the inspiration for the Lady Godvia's legend and had ''phone sex'' with Alexander Gram Bell.]]
** Benjamin King [[spoiler:helped build the pyramids, Shakespeare to write Hamlet, assisted the Vikings on their raids, boosted the wheels from the first car, gave Abraham Lincoln a punk rocker haircut and partied with Nero while Rome burned.]]

** Pierce [[spoiler: dumped a basket of apples on Isaac Newton, graffitied the Great Wall, traded hats with Davey Crockett, inspired the story of the boy who held back the sea, and taunt the Knights of the Round table roulette.]]

* The good ending itself is in danger of making one go blind from awesome. [[spoiler:Not only do the Saints now lead the intergalactic Zin Empire, not only do they go on a drunken rampage through time, but they manage to save thousands of the best and brightest people Zinyak collected from Earth's history including the narrator of the story: Jane Austen]]. Oh. My. God.

* When it looked like there was no chance of catching Loren Boss goes "Fuck. That." At the end of Shaundi's loyalty mission [[spoiler: Veteran Child clones himself, take both Shaundis hostage and forces Boss to choose which one lives and dies. Both Shaundis go [[MeaningfulEcho Fuck. That,]] overpower him, and old Shaundi shoots Veteran Child taking new Shaundi hostage and new Shaundi shoots Veteran Child taking old Shaundi hostage.]]

* The good ending itself is in danger of making one go blind from awesome. [[spoiler:Not only do the Saints now lead the intergalactic Zin Empire, not only do they go on a drunken rampage through time, but they manage to save thousands of the best and brightest people Xinyak collected from Earth's history including the narrator of the story: Jane Austen]]. Oh. My. God.

* The good ending itself is in danger of making one go blind from awesome. [[spoiler:Not only do the Saints now lead the intergalactic Zin Empire, not only do they go on a drunken rampage through time, but they manage to save thousands of the best and brightest people Xinyak collected from Earth's history including the narrator of the story: Jane Austin]]. Oh. My. God.

* The good ending itself is in danger of making one go blind from awesome. [[spoiler:Not only do the Saints now lead the intergalactic Zin Empire, not only do they go on a drunken roadtrip through time, but they manage to save thousands of the best and brightest people Xinyak collected from Earth's history including the narrator of the story: Jane Austin]]. Oh. My. God.

* The good ending itself is in danger of making one go blind from awesome. [[Not only do the Saints now lead the intergalactic Zin Empire, not only do they go on a drunken roadtrip through time, but they manage to save thousands of the best and brightest people Xinyak collected from Earth's history including the narrator of the story: Jane Austin]]. Oh. My. God.

** Stan Bush's ''The Touch'', [[spoiler:played during the GrandFinale after the Boss dons power armor. The Boss and Zinyak reciting Optimus Prime and Megatron's dialogue from ''TransformersTheMovie'' makes it all the more awesome.]]

* When it looked like there was no chance of catching Loren Boss goes "Fuck. That." At the end of Shaundi's loyalty mission [[spoiler: Veteran Child clones himself, take both Shaundis hostage and forces Boss to choose which one lives and dies. Both Shaundis go [[MeaningfulEcho Fuck. That,]] overpower him, and old Shaundi shoots Veteran Child taking new Shaundi hostage and new Shaundi shoots Veteran Child taking old Shaundi hostage.]]

* What else do you say after shooting down an alien warship and jumping into its cockpit to fistfight a ten-foot-tall psychic alien warlord and being subsequently pinned down than

* The whole escape mission after the President wakes up from the simulation for the first time. Most epic is the President piloting the spaceship while Haddaway's ''What Is Love'' song is playing.

** In fact, the very reason [[spoiler: Johnny's alive. During what appeared to be his death in SRTT, Zinyak had actually captured him because he feared Johnny'd single-handedly stop his invasion. Zinyak feared JOHNNY GAT more than even the President!]]

* The reveal of [[spoiler:Johnny Gat's return is suitably epic. A low, panning shot of dozens of dead bodies, followed by the lone surviving Zin getting shanked through the skull with a combat knife, as Johnny casually recovers his glasses.]] "Fuck... yes." For thousands of fans who were hoping the gangster had found a way to cheat death, it was a moment worth cheering for.

-->'''The President:''' "Get the hell off my lawn, you son of a bitch!"

* Starting with the first mission, ''[[ZeroDarkThirty Zero Saints Thirty.]]'' The Saints team up with MI6 to hunt down and kill a known terrorist. [[spoiler: Cyrus Temple could not stand the Saints being heroes and plans to nuke Washinhgton DC.]] The Boss begins by rushing several guards and taking them out mercilessly while British spy Asha looks on slack jawed, and it gets better from there. [[spoiler: After killing Temple the nuke is launched, and everyone is shocked as it looks like the Boss is doing HeroicSacrifice to stop it. Boss manages to grab onto the missile and disable it, in flight, while listening to Aerosmith's song ''Don't Want to Miss A Thing'' before it explodes. The Boss then ''[[BreakingTheFourthWall flashes a thumbs up at the audience]]'', before ''[[DynamicEntry crashing into]]'' the Oval Office of the White House, and sitting in the President's chair, while the adoration of America and the Presidency is "Unlocked" for the Saints.]] '''[[BadAss Bad. Ass.]]'''

* Starting with the first mission, ''[[ZeroDarkThirty Zero Saints Thirty.]]'' The Saints team up with MI6 to hunt down and kill a known terrorist. [[spoiler: Cyrus Temple could not stand the Saints being heroes and plans to nuke Washinhgton DC.]] The Boss begins by rushing five guards and taking them out mercilessly while British spy Asha looks on slack jawed, and it gets better from there. [[spoiler: After killing Temple the nuke is launched, and everyone is shocked as it looks like the Boss is doing HeroicSacrifice to stop it. Boss manages to grab onto the missile and disable it, in flight, while listening to Aerosmith's song ''Don't Want to Miss A Thing'' before it explodes. The Boss then crashes ''into'' the Oval Office of the White House, flashing a thumbs up at the audience while the adoration of America and the Presidency is "Unlocked" for the Saints.]] '''[[BadAss Bad. Ass.]]'''

* Starting with the first mission, ''[[ZeroDarkThirty Zero Saints Thirty.]]'' The Saints team up with MI6 to hunt down and kill a known terrorist. [[spoiler: Cyrus Temple could not stand the Saints being heroes and plans to nuke Washinhgton DC.]] The Boss begins by rushing five guards and taking them out mercilessly while British spy Asha looks on slack jawed, and it gets better from there. [[spoiler: After killing Temple the nuke is launched, and everyone is shocked as it looks like the Boss is doing HeroicSacrifice to stop it. Boss manages to grab onto the missile and disable it, in flight, while listening to Aerosmith's ''Don't Want to Miss A Thing'' before it explodes crashing ''into'' the Oval Office of the White House, and flashing a thumbs up at the audience while the adoration of America and the Presidency is "Unlocked" for the Saints.]] '''[[BadAss Bad. Ass.]]'''

* Starting with the first mission, ''[[ZeroDarkThirty Zero Saints Thirty.]]'' The Saints team up with MI6 to hunt down and kill a known terrorist. [[spoiler: Cyrus Temple could not stand the Saints being heroes and plans to nuke Washinhgton DC.]] The Boss begins by rushing five guards and taking them out mercilessly while British spy Asha looks on slack jawed, and it gets better from there. [[spoiler: After killing Temple the nuke is launched, and everyone is shocked as it looks like the Boss is doing HeroicSacrifice to stop it. Boss manages to grab onto the missile and disable it, in flight, while listening to Aerosmith's '''Don't Want to Miss A Thing" before it explodes crashing ''into'' the Oval Office of the White House, and flashing a thumbs up at the audience while the adoration of America and the Presidency is "Unlocked" for the Saints.]] '''[[BadAss Bad. Ass.]]'''

* The first mission, ''[[ZeroDarkThirty Zero Saints Thirty.]]'' The Saints team up with MI6 to hunt down and kill a known terrorist. [[spoiler: Cyrus Temple could not stand the Saints being heroes and plans to nuke Washinhgton DC.]] The Boss begins by taking rushing five guards and taking them out, and it gets better from there. [[spoiler: After killing Temple the nuke is launched, and everyone is shocked Boss rushes to it as flies and treats it as a HeroicSacrifice. She manages to disable it before parachuting ''into'' the Oval Office of the White House.]] '''[[BadAss Bad. Ass.]]'''