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* What about the President in bed with three hot interns? [[AThreesomeIsHot That's pretty awesome]], right?

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* What about the President in bed with three hot interns? [[AThreesomeIsHot That's pretty awesome]], right?right?
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* As Machete is chased by guards while running to a helicopter, [[spoiler: he fires his grappling-hook into the blades, then spins around at over two hundred miles an hour, slicing heads off all the while.]]
* [[spoiler: Luz manages to kill Miss San Antonio despite being blind.]]
* [[spoiler: Machete rides a missile and disarms it in mid-flight!]]

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* As Machete is chased by guards while running to a helicopter, [[spoiler: he fires his grappling-hook into the blades, then spins around at over two hundred miles an hour, slicing heads off all the while.]]
while.
* [[spoiler: Luz manages to kill Miss San Antonio despite being blind.]]
blind.
* [[spoiler: Machete rides a missile and disarms it in mid-flight!]]mid-flight!
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* [[spoiler: Luz manages to kill Miss San Antonio in spite of being blind.]]

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* [[spoiler: Luz manages to kill Miss San Antonio in spite of despite being blind.]]
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* Machete kills a mook by {{NeckLift}}ing him, and then jamming his machete into a fuse box, killing the mook with the electricity flowing through his own body! And the best part? [[MadeOfIron It doesn't even affect him!]]

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* Machete kills a mook by {{NeckLift}}ing him, [[NeckLift lifting him by his neck]], and then jamming his machete into a fuse box, killing the mook with the electricity flowing through his own body! And the best part? [[MadeOfIron It doesn't even affect him!]]

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* Machete {{Neck Lift}}s a mook, then sticks his blade into a fuse box. The mook fries, while [[MadeOfIron Machete gets a mild buzz]].

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* Machete {{Neck Lift}}s kills a mook, mook by {{NeckLift}}ing him, and then sticks jamming his blade machete into a fuse box. The box, killing the mook fries, while with the electricity flowing through his own body! And the best part? [[MadeOfIron Machete gets a mild buzz]].It doesn't even affect him!]]



* What about the President in bed with three hot interns? [[AThreesomeIsHot That's pretty awesome]], right?
* Machete kills a mook by grabbing him with one hand, then jamming his machete into a fuse box, killing him with the electricity flowing through his own body!

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* What about the President in bed with three hot interns? [[AThreesomeIsHot That's pretty awesome]], right?
* Machete kills a mook by grabbing him with one hand, then jamming his machete into a fuse box, killing him with the electricity flowing through his own body!
right?
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* What about the President in bed with three hot interns? [[AThreesomeIsHot That's pretty awesome]], right?

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* What about the President in bed with three hot interns? [[AThreesomeIsHot That's pretty awesome]], right?right?
* Machete kills a mook by grabbing him with one hand, then jamming his machete into a fuse box, killing him with the electricity flowing through his own body!
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* The trailer for "Machete Kills Again...In Space!" showcases some potentially awesome action sequences including a lightsaber-like machete duel.

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* The trailer for "Machete Kills Again...In Space!" showcases some potentially awesome action sequences including a lightsaber-like machete duel.duel.
* What about the President in bed with three hot interns? [[AThreesomeIsHot That's pretty awesome]], right?
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* Machete gets hanged, but instead of dying, he just gives the corrupt sheriff a DeathGlare until he is released.

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* Machete {{Neck Lift}}s a mook, then sticks his blade into a fuse box. The mook fries, while [[MadeOfIron Machete gets a mild buzz]].
* Machete Drives a speedboat full throttle so it upends onto the docks and shreds several mooks with the propellers.
* "Pucker up, loverboy!" Machete defeats Desdemona in a makeshift hospital by charging a defibrillator and applying it to her gun bra, throwing her back several feet. "Clear!", indeed.



* [[spoiler: Luz manages to kill Miss San Antonio in spite of being blind.]]



* Machete Drives a speedboat full throttle so it upends onto the docks and shreds several mooks with the propellers.
* [[spoiler: Luz manages to kill Miss San Antonio in spite of being blind.]]
* "Pucker up, loverboy!" Machete defeats Desdemona in a makeshift hospital by charging a defibrillator and applying it to her gun bra, throwing her back several feet. "Clear!", indeed.
* The trailer for "Machete Kills Again...in Space!" showcases some potentially awesome action sequences including a lightsaber-like machete duel.

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* Machete Drives a speedboat full throttle so it upends onto the docks and shreds several mooks with the propellers.
* [[spoiler: Luz manages to kill Miss San Antonio in spite of being blind.]]
* "Pucker up, loverboy!" Machete defeats Desdemona in a makeshift hospital by charging a defibrillator and applying it to her gun bra, throwing her back several feet. "Clear!", indeed.
* The trailer for "Machete Kills Again...in In Space!" showcases some potentially awesome action sequences including a lightsaber-like machete duel.
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* The trailer for "Machete Kills Again...in Space!" showcases some potentially awesome action sequences including a lightsaber-like machete duel.
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* "Pucker up, loverboy!" Machete defeats Desdemona in a makeshift hospital by charging a defibrillator and applying it to her gun bra, throwing her back several feet. "Clear!", indeed.
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* As Machete is chased by guards while running to a helicopter, [[spoiler: he fires his grappling-hook into the blades, then spins around at over two hundred miles an hours, slicing heads off all the while]].

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* As Machete is chased by guards while running to a helicopter, [[spoiler: he fires his grappling-hook into the blades, then spins around at over two hundred miles an hours, hour, slicing heads off all the while]].while.]]



* Machete Drives a speedboat full throttle so it upends onto the docks and shreds several mooks with the propellors.
* [[spoiler: Luz manages to kill Miss San Antonio in spite of being blind]]

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* Machete Drives a speedboat full throttle so it upends onto the docks and shreds several mooks with the propellors.
propellers.
* [[spoiler: Luz manages to kill Miss San Antonio in spite of being blind]]blind.]]
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* [[spoiler: Machete rides a missile and disarms it in mid-flight!]]

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* [[spoiler: Machete rides a missile and disarms it in mid-flight!]]mid-flight!]]
* Machete Drives a speedboat full throttle so it upends onto the docks and shreds several mooks with the propellors.
* [[spoiler: Luz manages to kill Miss San Antonio in spite of being blind]]
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* As Machete is chased by guards while running to a helicopter, [[spoiler: he fires his grappling-hook into the blades, then spins around at over two hundred miles an hours, slicing heads off all the while]].

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* As Machete is chased by guards while running to a helicopter, [[spoiler: he fires his grappling-hook into the blades, then spins around at over two hundred miles an hours, slicing heads off all the while]].while]].
* [[spoiler: Machete rides a missile and disarms it in mid-flight!]]
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* As Machete is chased by guards while running to a helicopter, [[spoiler: he fires his grappling-hook into the blades, then spins around at over two hundred miles an hours, slicing heads off all the while]].

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