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* [[CloudCuckooLander Regardless of whether it's true or not,]] the thought of that security guard in episode 59 herding several Vortigaunts into a corridor and then smashing the door after them really is pretty awesome. Freeman is actually rather disappointed that he has to destroy the guard's Space Rancher scenario.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27DRj7-vO64 It doesn't matter]] [[spoiler: if it's a joke,]]]] the mere concept is awesome.
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[[folder: Other Mind Series]]
!!Shephard's Mind
* In episode eight, Shephard runs and jumps shanks a Vortigaunt.
* In episode twenty-three, Shepard proceeds to shoot down a helicopter using only ''two'' rounds from a sniper rifle because he knew where the gas tank were on the chopper.
* In the final episode, he jumps onto the back of a "lightning pig" and then ''force-feeds it a grenade''.
--> "Oh my god, this is awesome!"
* Shephard managing to fend off a Black Ops assault while high out of his mind on Oxycodone is simultaneously this and a CrowningMomentOfFunny.
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27DRj7-vO64 It doesn't matter]] [[spoiler: if it's a joke,]]]] joke,]] the mere concept is awesome.
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[[folder: Other Mind Series]]
!!Shephard's Mind
* In episode eight, Shephard runs and jumps shanks a Vortigaunt.
* In episode twenty-three, Shepard proceeds to shoot down a helicopter using only ''two'' rounds from a sniper rifle because he knew where the gas tank were on the chopper.
* In the final episode, he jumps onto the back of a "lightning pig" and then ''force-feeds it a grenade''.
--> "Oh my god, this is awesome!"
* Shephard managing to fend off a Black Ops assault while high out of his mind on Oxycodone is simultaneously this and a CrowningMomentOfFunny.
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* [[spoiler: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27DRj7-vO64 It doesn't matter if it's a joke,]]]] the mere concept is awesome.

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* [[spoiler: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27DRj7-vO64 It doesn't matter matter]] [[spoiler: if it's a joke,]]]] the mere concept is awesome.
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* [[spoiler: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27DRj7-vO64 It doesn't matter if it's a joke,]]]] the mere concept is awesome.
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* Shephard managing to fend off a Black Ops assault while high out of his mind on Oxycodone is simultaneously this and a CrowningMomentOfFunny.
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* [[BadassBoast "This is why I'm such a good theoretical physicist. I can solve problems that don't exist."]]
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* In episode twenty-three, Shepard proceeds to shoot down a helicopter using only ''two'' rounds from a sniper rifle because he knew where the gas tank were on the chopper.
* In the final episode, he jumps onto the back of a "lightning pig" and then ''force-feeds it a grenade''.
--> "Oh my god, this is awesome!"
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-->Still no chorus! Come on, sing and I won't kill you... those of you that are left, I mean. ''(peaks around the corner only to see a tank)'' Ahhhh... ''(runs back behind the building as the tank fires, then before runs out again, past the tank)''

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-->Still no chorus! Come on, sing and I won't kill you... those of you that are left, I mean. ''(peaks around the corner only to see a tank)'' Ahhhh... ''(runs back behind the building as the tank fires, then before runs out again, past the tank)''
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-->Still no chorus! Come on, sing and I won't kill you... those of you that are left, I mean. ''(peaks around the corner only to see a tank)'' Ahhhh... ''(ducks back in cover as the tank fires before running out again)''

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-->Still no chorus! Come on, sing and I won't kill you... those of you that are left, I mean. ''(peaks around the corner only to see a tank)'' Ahhhh... ''(ducks ''(runs back in cover behind the building as the tank fires fires, then before running runs out again)''
again, past the tank)''

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* Gordon dispatching a full military crew in Episode 45. Sure, that's awesome in and of itself, but compared to most [[OneManArmy One-Man Armies]] it's not all that impressive. What makes it awesome? He ''sings'' ''[[MajorGeneralSong Modern Major-General]]'' on the fly as he is gunning down everyone. Then yelling at them for not SINGING THE CHORUS!

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* Gordon dispatching a full military crew squad of soldiers and a ''tank'' in Episode 45. Sure, that's awesome in and of itself, but compared to most [[OneManArmy One-Man Armies]] it's not all that impressive. What makes it awesome? He ''sings'' ''[[MajorGeneralSong Modern Major-General]]'' on the fly as he is gunning down everyone. Then yelling yells at them for not SINGING THE CHORUS!


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-->Still no chorus! Come on, sing and I won't kill you... those of you that are left, I mean. ''(peaks around the corner only to see a tank)'' Ahhhh... ''(ducks back in cover as the tank fires before running out again)''
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* One of the Einstein scientists takes a SuperWindowJump out of his office. Even Gordon is suitably impressed, and notes that if the guy was ''that'' desperate to get out of the room there's probably nothing good in there. Too bad the scientist dies less than a minute later.
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* In episode 49, two soldiers attempt to kill Freeman with explosives. First, they set up a trap, blocking the door of the building Freeman is in with explosive crates, and chucking a grenade there when he opens it. Freeman avoids the explosion by jumping OVER the crates (and right past the grenade) and out the door, just escaping before it blows. After this fails, they attempt to hit him with grenade launchers. Freeman dodges both shots, one after another, at very short range. He proceeds to head shot both of the soldiers.

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* In episode 49, two soldiers attempt to kill Freeman with explosives. First, they set up a trap, blocking the door of the building Freeman is in with explosive crates, and chucking a grenade there when he opens it. Freeman avoids the explosion by jumping OVER the crates (and right past the grenade) and out the door, sprinting to a safe distance just escaping before it blows. After this fails, they attempt to hit him with grenade launchers. Freeman dodges both shots, one after another, at very short range. He proceeds to head shot both of the soldiers.
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* In episode 49, two soldiers attempt to kill Freeman with explosives. First, they set up a trap, blocking the door of the building Freeman is in with explosive crates, and chucking a grenade there when he opens it. Freeman avoids the explosion by jumping OVER the crates (and right past the grenade) and out the door, just escaping before it blows. After this, they attempt to hit him with grenade launchers. Freeman then avoids instant death not once but twice by dodging both grenade rounds at very short range at the last second. He proceeds to head shot both of the soldiers.

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* In episode 49, two soldiers attempt to kill Freeman with explosives. First, they set up a trap, blocking the door of the building Freeman is in with explosive crates, and chucking a grenade there when he opens it. Freeman avoids the explosion by jumping OVER the crates (and right past the grenade) and out the door, just escaping before it blows. After this, this fails, they attempt to hit him with grenade launchers. Freeman then avoids instant death not once but twice by dodging dodges both grenade rounds shots, one after another, at very short range at the last second.range. He proceeds to head shot both of the soldiers.
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* In episode 49, two soldiers attempt to kill Freeman with explosives. First, they set up a trap, blocking the door of the building Freeman is in with explosive crates, and chucking a grenade there when he opens it. Freeman avoids the explosion by jumping OVER the crates (and right past the grenade) and out the door, just escaping before it blows. After this, they attempt to hit him with grenade launchers. Freeman then avoids instant death not once but twice by dodging both grenade rounds at very short range, all at the last second. He proceeds to head shot both of the soldiers.

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* In episode 49, two soldiers attempt to kill Freeman with explosives. First, they set up a trap, blocking the door of the building Freeman is in with explosive crates, and chucking a grenade there when he opens it. Freeman avoids the explosion by jumping OVER the crates (and right past the grenade) and out the door, just escaping before it blows. After this, they attempt to hit him with grenade launchers. Freeman then avoids instant death not once but twice by dodging both grenade rounds at very short range, all range at the last second. He proceeds to head shot both of the soldiers.
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* In episode 48, two soldiers attempt to kill Freeman with explosives. First, they set up a trap, blocking the door of the building Freeman is in with explosive crates, and chucking a grenade there when he opens it. Freeman avoids the explosion by jumping OVER the crates (and right past the grenade) and out the door, just escaping before it blows. After this, they attempt to hit him with grenade launchers. Freeman then avoids instant death not once but twice by dodging both grenade rounds at very short range, all at the last second. He proceeds to head shot both of the soldiers.

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* In episode 48, 49, two soldiers attempt to kill Freeman with explosives. First, they set up a trap, blocking the door of the building Freeman is in with explosive crates, and chucking a grenade there when he opens it. Freeman avoids the explosion by jumping OVER the crates (and right past the grenade) and out the door, just escaping before it blows. After this, they attempt to hit him with grenade launchers. Freeman then avoids instant death not once but twice by dodging both grenade rounds at very short range, all at the last second. He proceeds to head shot both of the soldiers.
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* In episode 48, two soldiers attempt to kill Freeman with explosives. First, they set up a trap, blocking the door of the building Freeman is in with explosive crates, and chucking a grenade there when he opens it. Freeman avoids the explosion by jumping OVER the crates (and right past the grenade) and out the door, just escaping before it blows. After this, they attempt to hit him with grenade launchers. Freeman then avoids instant death not once but twice by dodging both grenade rounds at very short range, all at the last second. He proceeds to head shot both of the soldiers.
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* Gordon dispatching a full military crew in Episode 45. Sure, that's awesome in and of itself, but compared to most [[OneManArmy One-Man Armies]] it's not all that impressive. What makes it awesome? He ''sings'' ''[[MajorGeneralSong Modern Major-General]]'' on the fly as he is gunning down everyone.

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* Gordon dispatching a full military crew in Episode 45. Sure, that's awesome in and of itself, but compared to most [[OneManArmy One-Man Armies]] it's not all that impressive. What makes it awesome? He ''sings'' ''[[MajorGeneralSong Modern Major-General]]'' on the fly as he is gunning down everyone.
everyone. Then yelling at them for not SINGING THE CHORUS!
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''"I am the very model of a modern Major-General."''

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''"I am the very model of a modern Major-General."''"''
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[[Other Mind Series]]
!!Shephard's Mind
* In episode eight, Shephard runs and jumps shanks a Vortigaunt.
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* One awesome moment that [[ThrowItIn wasn't in the script]]: Freeman shooting down a helicopter with an [=MP5=] in episode 42.

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Gordon dispatching a full military crew. Sure, that's awesome in and of itself, but compared to most [[OneManArmy One Man Armies]] it's not all that impressive. What makes it awesome? He ''sings'' '[[MajorGeneralSong modern major general]]' on the fly as he is gunning down everyone.

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* Gordon dispatching a full military crew. crew in Episode 45. Sure, that's awesome in and of itself, but compared to most [[OneManArmy One Man One-Man Armies]] it's not all that impressive. What makes it awesome? He ''sings'' '[[MajorGeneralSong modern major general]]' ''[[MajorGeneralSong Modern Major-General]]'' on the fly as he is gunning down everyone.



''"From Marathon to Waterloo and categorical"''\\
''"I am very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical"''\\

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''"From Marathon to Waterloo and categorical"''\\
categorical."''

-->
''"I am very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical"''\\



''"With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse"''\\

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''"With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse"''\\
hypotenuse"''



-->"You know, this song is kinda dated. It's supposed to be ''modern'' major general. [[UpToEleven I'm gonna add a new verse.]]"

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-->"You -->You know, this song is kinda dated. It's supposed to be ''modern'' major general.major-general. [[UpToEleven I'm gonna add a new verse.]]"
]]



''"with graphite I don't like how I can only make numbers rhyme"''\\

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''"with graphite I don't like how I can ''"or graph out an electron path while using only make numbers rhyme"''\\prime"''\\



''"I perforate the thick heads of a hundred military guards"''\\
''"I can make a simulation of an atom bomb and build one too"''\\

to:

''"I perforate the thick heads of a hundred military guards"''\\
''"I
guards."''

-->''"I
can make a simulation of an atom bomb and build one too"''\\



''"From [[MoreDakka SMGs]] to [[StuffBlowingUp RPGs]], I carry quite an arsenal"''\\
''"And skip around a war zone like a sub-atomic particle"''\\

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''"From [[MoreDakka SMGs]] to [[StuffBlowingUp RPGs]], [[HyperspaceArsenal I carry quite an arsenal"''\\
arsenal]]"''\\
''"And skip around a war zone like a sub-atomic particle"''\\
particle."''



''"I am the very model of a modern Major-General"''

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''"I am the very model of a modern Major-General"''Major-General."''
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missed a couple of mistakes


--> ''"I can fire at a target and hit it at least at the time"''\\

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--> ''"I can fire at a target and hit it at least at half the time"''\\



''"I am the very model of a modern major general"''

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''"I am the very model of a modern major general"''Major-General"''
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I believe this was the correct word. Makes sense too.


%%This line is probably incorrect. If someone has a better transcription, please change it ''"I calculate the forward rate of a bullet shot a thousand yards"''
--> ''"I perforate the thick heads of a hundred military guards"''\\

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%%This line is probably incorrect. If someone has a better transcription, please change it ''"I calculate the forward fall rate of a bullet shot a thousand yards"''
-->
yards"''\\
''"I perforate the thick heads of a hundred military guards"''\\
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Thanks a bunch for the corrections, Just made the syntax correct so we don\'t skip over half a verse.


%%This line is probably incorrect. If someone has a better transcription, please change it%% ''"I calculate the forward rate of a bullet shot a thousand yards"''\\
''"I perforate the thick heads of a hundred military guards"''\\

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%%This line is probably incorrect. If someone has a better transcription, please change it%% it ''"I calculate the forward rate of a bullet shot a thousand yards"''\\
yards"''
-->
''"I perforate the thick heads of a hundred military guards"''\\

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--> ''"I am the very model of a modern major general"''\\
''"I've had probation, vegetable, animal and mineral"''\\

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--> ''"I am the very model of a modern major general"''\\
Major-General"''\\
''"I've had probation, information vegetable, animal and mineral"''\\



''"From marathon to waterloo and categorical"''\\
''"I am very well acquainted to my mathematicals"''\\
''"I understand equations, but the simple and quadratical"''\\
''"I bought binumeral theorem and I'm teeming with the light of news"''\\

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''"From marathon Marathon to waterloo Waterloo and categorical"''\\
''"I am very well acquainted to my mathematicals"''\\
acquainted, too, with matters mathematical"''\\
''"I understand equations, but both the simple and quadratical"''\\
''"I bought binumeral ''"About binomial theorem and I'm teeming with the light a lot of news"''\\



''"I know the scientific names of being zen and nucleus"'' \\
''"Internal minus vegetable animal and mineral"''\\
''"I am the very model of a modern major general"''

--> ''"I know our ethic history king aux since the caradox"''\\

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''"I know the scientific names of being zen and nucleus"'' beings animalculous"'' \\
''"Internal minus vegetable animal ''"In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral"''\\
''"I am the very model of a modern major general"''

Major-General"''

--> ''"I know our ethic mythic history king aux since the caradox"''\\King Arthur and Sir Caradoc's"''\\



''"I've cordiligitics, sold a counter-helium cabalus"''\\
''"and conic-second forbic tea per abalus"''

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''"I've cordiligitics, sold ''"I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus"''\\
''"In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous"''

-->"You know, this song is kinda dated. It's supposed to be ''modern'' major general. [[UpToEleven I'm gonna add
a counter-helium cabalus"''\\
''"and conic-second forbic tea per abalus"''
new verse.]]"



''"I calculate the forward rate of a bullet shot a thousand yards"''\\
''"I prefer it the thickness of a hundred military guards"''\\
''"I can make a simulation of an atom bomb or two"''\\

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%%This line is probably incorrect. If someone has a better transcription, please change it%% ''"I calculate the forward rate of a bullet shot a thousand yards"''\\
''"I prefer it perforate the thickness thick heads of a hundred military guards"''\\
''"I can make a simulation of an atom bomb or two"''\\and build one too"''\\



''"And not just come back technical but physics theoretical"''\\

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''"And not just come back technical but ''"In matters combat tactical and physics theoretical"''\\
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Might not be entirely correct, if you find any error, please do correct it.


--> "I am the very model of a modern major general"\\
"I've had probation, vegetable, animal and mineral"\\
"I know the kings of England and I quote the fights historical"\\
"From marathon to waterloo and categorical"\\
"I am very well acquainted to my mathematicals"\\
"I understand equations, but the simple and quadratical"\\
"I bought binumeral theorem and I'm teeming with the light of news"\\
"With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse"\\

--> "I'm very good at integral and differential calculus"\\
"I know the scientific names of being zen and nucleus" \\
"Internal minus vegetable animal and mineral"\\
"I am the very model of a modern major general"

--> "I know our ethic history king aux since the caradox"\\
"I answer hard-acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox"\\
"I've cordiligitics, sold a counter-helium cabalus"\\
"and conic-second forbic tea per abalus"

--> "I can fire at a target and hit it at least at the time"\\
"with graphite I don't like how I can only make numbers rhyme"\\
"I calculate the forward rate of a bullet shot a thousand yards"\\
"I prefer it the thickness of a hundred military guards"\\
"I can make a simulation of an atom bomb or two"\\
"Or flank a dozen men and ambush ten of them right out of the blue"\\
"From SMGs to RPGs, I carry quite an arsenal"\\
"And skip around a war zone like a sub-atomic particle"\\

--> "Every soldier out here wants to kill me for my curiosity"\\
"I wage war on the whole damn world because of my tenacity"\\
"And not just come back technical but physics theoretical"\\
"I am the very model of a modern major general"\\

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--> "I ''"I am the very model of a modern major general"\\
"I've
general"''\\
''"I've
had probation, vegetable, animal and mineral"\\
"I
mineral"''\\
''"I
know the kings of England and I quote the fights historical"\\
"From
historical"''\\
''"From
marathon to waterloo and categorical"\\
"I
categorical"''\\
''"I
am very well acquainted to my mathematicals"\\
"I
mathematicals"''\\
''"I
understand equations, but the simple and quadratical"\\
"I
quadratical"''\\
''"I
bought binumeral theorem and I'm teeming with the light of news"\\
"With
news"''\\
''"With
many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse"\\

hypotenuse"''\\

--> "I'm ''"I'm very good at integral and differential calculus"\\
"I
calculus"''\\
''"I
know the scientific names of being zen and nucleus" nucleus"'' \\
"Internal ''"Internal minus vegetable animal and mineral"\\
"I
mineral"''\\
''"I
am the very model of a modern major general"

general"''

--> "I ''"I know our ethic history king aux since the caradox"\\
"I
caradox"''\\
''"I
answer hard-acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox"\\
"I've
paradox"''\\
''"I've
cordiligitics, sold a counter-helium cabalus"\\
"and
cabalus"''\\
''"and
conic-second forbic tea per abalus"

abalus"''

--> "I ''"I can fire at a target and hit it at least at the time"\\
"with
time"''\\
''"with
graphite I don't like how I can only make numbers rhyme"\\
"I
rhyme"''\\
''"I
calculate the forward rate of a bullet shot a thousand yards"\\
"I
yards"''\\
''"I
prefer it the thickness of a hundred military guards"\\
"I
guards"''\\
''"I
can make a simulation of an atom bomb or two"\\
"Or
two"''\\
''"Or
flank a dozen men and ambush ten of them right out of the blue"\\
"From SMGs
blue"''\\
''"From [[MoreDakka SMGs]]
to RPGs, [[StuffBlowingUp RPGs]], I carry quite an arsenal"\\
"And
arsenal"''\\
''"And
skip around a war zone like a sub-atomic particle"\\

particle"''\\

--> "Every ''"Every soldier out here wants to kill me for my curiosity"\\
"I
curiosity"''\\
''"I
wage war on the whole damn world because of my tenacity"\\
"And
tenacity"''\\
''"And
not just come back technical but physics theoretical"\\
"I
theoretical"''\\
''"I
am the very model of a modern major general"\\general"''
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Gordon dispatching a full military crew. Sure, that's awesome in and of itself, but compared to most [[OneManyArmy One Man Armies]] it's not all that impressive. What makes it awesome? He ''sings'' '[[MajorGeneralSong modern major general]]' on the fly as he is gunning down everyone.

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Gordon dispatching a full military crew. Sure, that's awesome in and of itself, but compared to most [[OneManyArmy [[OneManArmy One Man Armies]] it's not all that impressive. What makes it awesome? He ''sings'' '[[MajorGeneralSong modern major general]]' on the fly as he is gunning down everyone.
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Gordon dispatching a full military crew. Sure, that's awesome in and of itself, but compared to most [[OneManyArmy One Man Armies]] it's not all that impressive. What makes it awesome? He ''sings'' '[[MajorGeneralSong modern major general]]' on the fly as he is gunning down everyone.

--> "I am the very model of a modern major general"\\
"I've had probation, vegetable, animal and mineral"\\
"I know the kings of England and I quote the fights historical"\\
"From marathon to waterloo and categorical"\\
"I am very well acquainted to my mathematicals"\\
"I understand equations, but the simple and quadratical"\\
"I bought binumeral theorem and I'm teeming with the light of news"\\
"With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse"\\

--> "I'm very good at integral and differential calculus"\\
"I know the scientific names of being zen and nucleus" \\
"Internal minus vegetable animal and mineral"\\
"I am the very model of a modern major general"

--> "I know our ethic history king aux since the caradox"\\
"I answer hard-acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox"\\
"I've cordiligitics, sold a counter-helium cabalus"\\
"and conic-second forbic tea per abalus"

--> "I can fire at a target and hit it at least at the time"\\
"with graphite I don't like how I can only make numbers rhyme"\\
"I calculate the forward rate of a bullet shot a thousand yards"\\
"I prefer it the thickness of a hundred military guards"\\
"I can make a simulation of an atom bomb or two"\\
"Or flank a dozen men and ambush ten of them right out of the blue"\\
"From SMGs to RPGs, I carry quite an arsenal"\\
"And skip around a war zone like a sub-atomic particle"\\

--> "Every soldier out here wants to kill me for my curiosity"\\
"I wage war on the whole damn world because of my tenacity"\\
"And not just come back technical but physics theoretical"\\
"I am the very model of a modern major general"\\

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