History Awesome / Erfworld

* Stanley, who needs to get to his office to save Parson's life, getting from the Gobwin Knob portal room to his office in record time by getting a twoll to carry him, charging like a football player to the base of the tower, then throwing him straight up. Then Stanley uses the Arkenhammer to hover just outside his office window, [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%202/200and orders a purple dwagon to blast a hole, then landing right in his throne.]]

* [[http://archives.erfworld.com/Book%202/157.]] All the more awesome because exactly why Wanda freaks out isn't readily apparent, but [[spoiler: Ossomer's heraldry changed back to Jetstone.]] That's right: [[spoiler: ''Ossomer apparently broke Wanda's Decryption!'']]

* [[http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=%2F131.jpg For my Lord...Hamstaaaaahrr!]]
* [[http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=%2F149.jpg I won't be a gamepiece. You hear me? I'm a player! Fuck...you!!]] Made more awesome since Parson manages to ''break one of Erfworld's rules'' with that PrecisionFStrike.
* [[http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=%2F127.jpgl Undead units led by a master-class Croakamancer... can dance fight]] FUNKENSTEIN!!!
** [[http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=%2F128.jpg Ansom's response.]] That is all.

* [[http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=%2F068.jpg This has a lovely buildup. (And AGGRO is a consequence.)]]
** [[http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=%2F070.jpg Boom. Headshot]].
*** And in the next comic, [[http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=%2F071.jpg Vinny killing a dwagon without even trying.]]
* [[http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=%2F091.jpg Parson goading Ansom]]
* '''[[http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=%2F095.jpg AGGRO.]]'''
** With that context, panel 7 of [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0108.html this]] strip.
* [[http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=%2F103.jpg Both Wanda and Charlie get another one each]], her on account of her intimidating manner, and he on account of being a truly MagnificentBastard.
* [[http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=%2F106.jpg Ruthlessness.]]

** Delivered as promised... and [[http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=%2F111.jpg LOUD!!]]

* If you didn't think Sizemore was awesome before, wait until you behold the power of [[http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=%2F126.jpg "NSFW" and "4CHAN"]]
** And then....[[spoiler:[[http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=%2F132.jpg Parson obliterates 9/10ths of Ansom's army, by collapsing Gobwin Knob.]]]]
*** And on top of that, the [[http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=%2F134.jpg look of determined, defiant]] ''fury'' on Sizemore's face when Parson explicitly orders them to retreat. BewareTheNiceOnes, indeed.
* [[http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=%2F139.jpg "Sweetheart, if you break your alliance now, we will drink your blood over a peppy campfire tune."]] Any idea that Caesar and the other vampires of Transylvito weren't absolutely, 100% scary has been ''crushed.''

* "[[http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=%2F117.jpg Then, is this a weak point? Highness?]]" "[[BadassBoast It will be!]]"

* "[[http://www.erfworld.com/book-2-archive/?px=/2009-11-07.jpg Dispel the veil]]."
* [[http://www.erfworld.com/book-2-archive/?px=%2F2009-11-04.jpg Ossomer's speech]], where he essentially tells Ansom that he doesn't care, one way or the other, if the Arkentools choice of attunement represents a new divine mandate for who is to rule; he'll stand for the nobility of Royalty regardless, and make Gobwin Knob and the Titans ''prove'' that the new mandate is worthy.
* Charles, upon [[http://www.erfworld.com/book-2-archive/?px=%2F2010-03-19.png being caught spying]] on a side he's '''officially''' neutral with, reveals how much intel he has on said side by showing their capital city and listing its forces in minute detail, and manages to force said side to do exactly what they say, or "that picture of the sun rising over your pretty city will happen exactly one more time."
* The singular power of a [[MasterOfIllusion Foolamancer]] can be expressed simply: To get the enemy to look [[http://www.erfworld.com/book-2-archive/?px=%2F2010-12-31.jpg in the wrong place,]] [[KansasCityShuffle at the right time.]]

* [[http://www.erfworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/vol2_073_Web_9002.jpg This strip.]] All the more awesome because exactly why Wanda freaks out isn't readily apparent, but [[spoiler: Ossomer's heraldry changed back to Jetstone.]] That's right: [[spoiler: ''Ossomer apparently broke Wanda's Decryption!'']]

* Stanley, who needs to get to his office to save Parson's life, getting from the Gobwin Knob portal room to his office in record time by getting a twoll to carry him, charging like a football player to the base of the tower, then throwing him straight up. Then Stanley uses the Arkenhammer to hover just outside his office window, [[http://www.erfworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/vol2_109_Web_900.jpg and orders a purple dwagon to blast a hole, then landing right in his throne.]]

* [[http://www.erfworld.com/2013/05/book-2-%E2%80%93-text-updates-059/ “Run this same calculation ten times in a row. Go.”]]

* [[http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=%2F134.jpg Uncroaking]] [[http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=%2F135.jpg a]] ''[[http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=%2F137.jpg volcano]]''. "[[RocksFallEveryoneDies Rocks fall, everybody dies.]]"

*** And on top of that, the look of determined, defiant ''fury'' on Sizemore's face when Parson explicitly orders them to retreat. BewareTheNiceOnes, indeed.

--> '''Wrigley's internal monologue: He loved the Titans, and Wanda their Tool, for granting him this new life and this new spear. And though he had never yet used it, now he knew what he was for. His side was the Titan's side. They had raised him from the ground to use this spear just once.

* Lord Crush of Firstpost inventing a foolproof plan to win a war against an enemy that outnumbered his side two to one, setting it in motion, and pulling it off, all while trapped in an enemy dungeon.

* It turns out, Parson's not the first being on Erfworld to beat impossible odds by studying really hard. In this corner, Overlord Firebaugh, his Chief Warlord Fritz, Clay the Luckamancer, Delphie the Predictamancer, and Wanda the Croakamancer and main contributor to the battle plan. In the other corner, ''two armies''. Thanks to the political expertise of Lord Firebaugh, the boosts of Clay, the Leadership of Fritz, and the... ''unique'' combat applications of Predictamancy from Delphie, the battle was won with ''zero casualties''. Well, zero allied casualties. Wanda was saving her Juice for a reason...

* Lady Chains of Homekey fighting a force that outnumbered her by four to one, and had her outgunned even worse, to an effective draw.

* Tramennis points out to Charlie that if he really is the best hope at defeating Parson, and he really does have Jetstone's best interests in mind, then how is it that despite the deaths of most Jetstone units in the city, including Ace, Ossomer and Slately, Parson still escaped Charlie's trap? The implication Tramennis is getting at, is that either Charlie is lying through his teeth -- is true -- and/or he's not good enough to defeat Parson. Which is also true.

* Tramennis points out to Charlie that if he really is the best hope at defeating Parson, and he really does have Jetstone's best interests in mind, then how is it that despite the deaths of most Jetstone units in the city, including Ace, Ossomer and Slately, Parson still escaped Charlie's trap? The implication Tramennis is getting at, is that either Charlie is lying through his teeth -- which he is -- and/or he's not good enough to defeat Parson. Which he isn't.

---> '''Ansom:''' Says the Caster. How would you know?
---> '''Jack:''' I was at hand when someone smarter than you invented it"

--> There's the Lord of Hamsters himself. Large and terrible. Yet I do not fear him.
**
-->'''Slately''': Warlord.
-->'''Parson''':...King.
-->'''Slately''': A word?
-->'''Parson''': What word would-?
-->'''Slately''': [[CallingYourAttacks Pew.]]

-->'''Stanley:''' I need a purpuuulll!! *gish* Mazel tov! Mm hm. Who's the hero '''now,''' Hamster?

** ->''Slately'': Warlord.
-->''Parson'':...King.
-->''Slately'': A word?
-->''Parson'': What word would-?
-->''Slately'': [[CallingYourAttacks Pew.]]

** -->''Slately'': Warlord.

--->''Parson'':...King.

*** Then [[spoilers: Cubbins survives the tower's collapse, then he is saved by Ace and is expected to survive, Ace kills Lady Slyvia who was deemed near impossible to kill due to Jojo's magic, AND Ace is still in good enough condition to command his golems to attack Parson.]]

** Parson leveled twice during his battle with Statley.
* You have to admit, even though he's the BigBad, Charlie cornered and out-thought Parson and [[spoilers: forced in to try to cast the spell that would send him home. It would've have worked if fate didn't decide to drop a column on his head and knock him out.]]