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--> "I don't want ''{{Film/Transformers}}'' to be ''Film/{{Atonement}}''. I want it to be ''Film/DieHard'' or ''Film/IronMan'' or ''Film/{{Terminator 2|JudgmentDay}}'' or even ''Film/TrueLies''. Cheesy? Over the top? Full of explosions and ambiguously sketched terrorists? Perfect! I don't care if the hero hangs the bad guy on a missile and fires it into a building while telling him he is fired, as long as he has a reason to do it, as opposed to just checking his watch and going, "Oh, it's time for this scene in the movie."
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--> "I don't want ''{{Film/Transformers}}'' ''{{Film/Transformers|2007}}'' to be ''Film/{{Atonement}}''. I want it to be ''Film/DieHard'' or ''Film/IronMan'' ''Film/IronMan1'' or ''Film/{{Terminator 2|JudgmentDay}}'' or even ''Film/TrueLies''. Cheesy? Over the top? Full of explosions and ambiguously sketched terrorists? Perfect! I don't care if the hero hangs the bad guy on a missile and fires it into a building while telling him he is fired, as long as he has a reason to do it, as opposed to just checking his watch and going, "Oh, it's time for this scene in the movie."
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[[YouKeepUsingThatWord What it doesn't mean]]--[[CriticalResearchFailure but what most people think it means]]--is, "We might mention something that will hurt your feelings. Go hide in this special room so the bad words don't hurt your precious, fragile ears."
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[[YouKeepUsingThatWord What it doesn't mean]]--[[CriticalResearchFailure but mean]]--but what most people think it means]]--is, means--is, "We might mention something that will hurt your feelings. Go hide in this special room so the bad words don't hurt your precious, fragile ears."
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--> ''' Minticus:''' This kind of reminds me of what happened recently in England. A college invited (in)famous news personality [[TheMeanBrit Katie Hopkins]] to deliver a speech to the students. However the moment she started, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere they all got out of their seats and left]], unwilling to entertain her.
-->I've heard a lot of people claim that the students are attacking free speech and [[SoapboxSadie pushing socialist ideas]], and I'm a little conflicted myself. On the one hand, Katie is a [[{{Jerkass}} vile, vile person]], [[TheProudElite comparing people feeling for their lives to cockroaches]], insulting fat people and people with tattoos with many stereotypes, refusing to allow her children to interact with children with fancy names (not foreign names, names like Harmony or Juniper). [[AttentionWhore She is bigoted and loves to cause controversy to get more views.]] She would not have debated, she would have argued and screamed. Her arguments are borderline hate speech.
-->[[GreyAndGrayMorality On the other hand, were the students right to leave?]] They are now refusing to speak to those who they disagree with, which is bad, and they have lost the chance to show that they can rationally debate those they disagree with, which is bad.
-->I've heard a lot of people claim that the students are attacking free speech and [[SoapboxSadie pushing socialist ideas]], and I'm a little conflicted myself. On the one hand, Katie is a [[{{Jerkass}} vile, vile person]], [[TheProudElite comparing people feeling for their lives to cockroaches]], insulting fat people and people with tattoos with many stereotypes, refusing to allow her children to interact with children with fancy names (not foreign names, names like Harmony or Juniper). [[AttentionWhore She is bigoted and loves to cause controversy to get more views.]] She would not have debated, she would have argued and screamed. Her arguments are borderline hate speech.
-->[[GreyAndGrayMorality On the other hand, were the students right to leave?]] They are now refusing to speak to those who they disagree with, which is bad, and they have lost the chance to show that they can rationally debate those they disagree with, which is bad.
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--> ''' Minticus:''' '''Minticus:''' This kind of reminds me of what happened recently in England. A college invited (in)famous news personality [[TheMeanBrit Katie Hopkins]] Hopkins to deliver a speech to the students. However the moment she started, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere they all got out of their seats and left]], unwilling to entertain her.
-->I've heard a lot of people claim that the students are attacking free speech and[[SoapboxSadie pushing socialist ideas]], ideas, and I'm a little conflicted myself. On the one hand, Katie is a [[{{Jerkass}} vile, vile person]], person, [[TheProudElite comparing people feeling for their lives to cockroaches]], insulting fat people and people with tattoos with many stereotypes, refusing to allow her children to interact with children with fancy names (not foreign names, names like Harmony or Juniper). [[AttentionWhore She is bigoted and loves to cause controversy to get more views.]] views. She would not have debated, she would have argued and screamed. Her arguments are borderline hate speech.
-->[[GreyAndGrayMorality On -->On the other hand, were the students right to leave?]] leave? They are now refusing to speak to those who they disagree with, which is bad, and they have lost the chance to show that they can rationally debate those they disagree with, which is bad.
-->I've heard a lot of people claim that the students are attacking free speech and
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** [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-harsh-truths-that-will-make-you-better-person/ Six Harsh Truths That Will Make You A Better Person]] will probably make almost everyone reading it [[ThisLoserIsYou feel like a total loser]], and probably a little depressed, but '''that's the point'''. The message; you can't expect any respect from anyone else, or yourself, if you don't ever ''do anything'' for anyone else.
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* John Cheese [[SomeAnvilsNeedToBeDropped dropping hard the lesson]] that [[http://web.archive.org/web/20180222101436/http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-bits-advice-that-dont-make-sense-until-its-too-late/ going to therapy isn't bad]] and [[YouAreNotAlone feeling depressed doesn't make you a freak]].
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-->"In all of his ventures, he's a paragon of slightly insane but surprisingly insightful positivity, and even the people who have met him and kind of buy into the 'elaborate hoax' theory admit he's one of the nicest guys they've ever met. So, some people are saying there's more than one of this man? To this, I say fuck yeah! I want there to be more Andrews W.K. The world needs more Andrews W.K. In fact, regardless of whether this thing is true, from now on I'm choosing to believe that there are at least a dozen of this guy running around, giving good advice to strangers, making faces on Fox News, going insane on Twitter, and rocking like no men have rocked before or ever will, all the while wearing that trademark smirk on their faces. At night, they all meet in a hidden Andrew W.K. lair and embark on secret missions where they fight crime. ''[[CrazyAwesome With the power of partying]].''"
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-->"In all of his ventures, he's a paragon of slightly insane but surprisingly insightful positivity, and even the people who have met him and kind of buy into the 'elaborate hoax' theory admit he's one of the nicest guys they've ever met. So, some people are saying there's more than one of this man? To this, I say fuck yeah! I want there to be more Andrews W.K. The world needs more Andrews W.K. In fact, regardless of whether this thing is true, from now on I'm choosing to believe that there are at least a dozen of this guy running around, giving good advice to strangers, making faces on Fox News, going insane on Twitter, and rocking like no men have rocked before or ever will, all the while wearing that trademark smirk on their faces. At night, they all meet in a hidden Andrew W.K. lair and embark on secret missions where they fight crime. ''[[CrazyAwesome ''[[CrazyEnoughToWork With the power of partying]].''"
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* David Wong gets one for [[http://www.cracked.com/article_17061_5-things-you-think-will-make-you-happy-but-wont.html 5 Things You Think Will Make You Happy (But Won't)]]; what are those five things? [[spoiler:Wealth, Beauty, Genius, Fame, and Power.]] The best TakeThat, ever.
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*** They both end with a reassuring message. The first one tells you what will make you happy ([[spoiler:friendship, (friendship, altruism, and religious practices]]), practices), and the second tells you how to not be miserable, so they do both end on a high note.
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* In one of the Photoshop contests, "[[Film/TheSocialNetwork If every website got a movie]]", [[spoiler:[[http://www.[[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_143_if-every-website-got-dramatic-movie-adaptation_p1 TV Tropes triumph at #1]]]].#1]].
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* "[[https://www.cracked.com/article_15740_was-911-inside-job.html Was 9/11 an Inside Job?]]" Short answer: '''no.''' Long answer: a complete demolishing of every theory posited by the "Loose Change" movie and ever ConspiracyTheorist that says that the attacks of September 11, 2001 were an inside job. Mostly just using basic logic, David Wong shows how the idea that the World Trade Center was a controlled demolition, how the conspirators were paid to keep silent, and how the United States government would kill three thousand of its own citizens are all asinine.
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* "[[https://www.cracked.com/article_15740_was-911-inside-job.html Was 9/11 an Inside Job?]]" Short answer: '''no.''' Long answer: a complete demolishing of every theory posited by the "Loose Change" movie and ever every ConspiracyTheorist that says that the attacks of September 11, 2001 were an inside job. Mostly just using basic logic, David Wong shows how the idea that the World Trade Center was a controlled demolition, how the conspirators were paid to keep silent, and how the United States government would kill three thousand of its own citizens are all asinine. In the end, Wong argues that the reason for most of these theories isn't out of hate for the government; it's out of a basic human desire to feel special and superior.
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* "[[https://www.cracked.com/article_15740_was-911-inside-job.html Was 9/11 an Inside Job?]]" Short answer: '''no.''' Long answer: a complete demolishing of every theory posited by the "Loose Change" movie and ever ConspiracyTheorist that says that the attacks of September 11, 2001 were an inside job. Mostly just using basic logic, David Wong shows how the idea that the World Trade Center was a controlled demolition, how the conspirators were paid to keep silent, and how the United States government would kill three thousand of its own citizens are all asinine.
-->Most people, to feel special, have to actually do something special. But why not do what these guys do, and just make the rest of the world out to be wretched? Hell, once we've painted everyone else as mindless or murderous, all we have to do to feel superior to them is roll out of bed.\\
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-->Most people, to feel special, have to actually do something special. But why not do what these guys do, and just make the rest of the world out to be wretched? Hell, once we've painted everyone else as mindless or murderous, all we have to do to feel superior to them is roll out of bed.\\
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In conclusion, the 9/11 Conspiracy Guys aren't evil and they aren't liars. They're merely filling a basic human need, using their imaginations and paranoia to elevate themselves to a level the real world will never elevate them to. Also, they're retarded.
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* Doubling as a SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment|s}}, [[http://www.cracked.com/article_15660_the-ultimate-war-simulation-game.html?wa_user1=4&wa_user2=Tech&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=recommended The Ultimate War Simulation]], depicting what an actually realistic war simulation would be like.
* John Cheese [[SomeAnvilsNeedToBeDropped dropping hard the lesson]] that [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-bits-advice-that-dont-make-sense-until-its-too-late/ going to therapy isn't bad]] and [[YouAreNotAlone feeling depressed doesn't make you a freak]].
** Not to mention the conclusion of his article [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-changing-perspectives-that-show-youve-become-adult/ "Five Changing Perspectives That Show You've Become an Adult"]], where he talks about the many letters that he's gotten from teenage fans who've admitted to contemplating suicide. As he writes, learning how to take responsibility for your own mental health is one of the most important parts of growing up.
* John Cheese [[SomeAnvilsNeedToBeDropped dropping hard the lesson]] that [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-bits-advice-that-dont-make-sense-until-its-too-late/ going to therapy isn't bad]] and [[YouAreNotAlone feeling depressed doesn't make you a freak]].
** Not to mention the conclusion of his article [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-changing-perspectives-that-show-youve-become-adult/ "Five Changing Perspectives That Show You've Become an Adult"]], where he talks about the many letters that he's gotten from teenage fans who've admitted to contemplating suicide. As he writes, learning how to take responsibility for your own mental health is one of the most important parts of growing up.
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* Doubling as a SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment|s}}, [[http://www.cracked.com/article_15660_the-ultimate-war-simulation-game.html?wa_user1=4&wa_user2=Tech&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=recommended html The Ultimate War Simulation]], depicting what an actually realistic war simulation would be like.
* John Cheese [[SomeAnvilsNeedToBeDropped dropping hard the lesson]] that[[http://www.[[http://web.archive.org/web/20180222101436/http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-bits-advice-that-dont-make-sense-until-its-too-late/ going to therapy isn't bad]] and [[YouAreNotAlone feeling depressed doesn't make you a freak]].
** Not to mention the conclusion of his article[[http://www.[[http://web.archive.org/web/20180807072939/http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-changing-perspectives-that-show-youve-become-adult/ "Five Changing Perspectives That Show You've Become an Adult"]], where he talks about the many letters that he's gotten from teenage fans who've admitted to contemplating suicide. As he writes, learning how to take responsibility for your own mental health is one of the most important parts of growing up.
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* Luke [=McKinney=]'s article [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-archies-gay-friend-proved-internet-can-do-good/?wa_user1=3&wa_user2=News&wa_user3=blog&wa_user4=feature_module How Archie's Gay friend Proved The Internet Can Do Good]]. It is a two-page TakeThat at the American Family Association and One Million Moms. It is awesome:
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* In the article [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-popular-jokes-that-only-make-people-want-to-punch-you/ "5 Popular Jokes That Only Make People Want To Punch You,"]] John Cheese said that trading puns was the lowest form of humor. Trading puns is also a beloved practice in the [[WorldOfPun Cracked comments section]], championed by resident {{Pungeon Master}} [[http://www.cracked.com/members/darkstrolm/ darkstrolm]]. Darkstrolm's simple reply to this [[SeriousBusiness outrageous claim]] has, at the time of writing, gained 1397 upvotes (the highest legitimate amount in Cracked history) and stands as a true testament to the greatness of the Cracked commentors and the community that has formed there. Doubled as a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}.
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* In the article [[http://www.[[http://web.archive.org/web/20180924190615/http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-popular-jokes-that-only-make-people-want-to-punch-you/ "5 Popular Jokes That Only Make People Want To Punch You,"]] John Cheese said that trading puns was the lowest form of humor. Trading puns is also a beloved practice in the [[WorldOfPun Cracked comments section]], championed by resident {{Pungeon Master}} [[http://www.cracked.com/members/darkstrolm/ darkstrolm]]. Darkstrolm's simple reply to this [[SeriousBusiness outrageous claim]] has, at the time of writing, gained 1397 upvotes (the highest legitimate amount in Cracked history) and stands as a true testament to the greatness of the Cracked commentors and the community that has formed there. Doubled as a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}.
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* Derek Bloch's account of escaping from the ChurchOfHappyology in [[http://www.cracked.com/article_21115_5-disturbing-things-i-learned-in-scientologys-space-navy_p2.html?wa_user1=2&wa_user2=Weird+World&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=feature_module "5 Disturbing Things I Learned in Scientology's 'Space Navy'"]]. Bloch recounts the years of psychological abuse and borderline-slavery that he endured as a Sea Org employee, only to be unceremoniously booted out as soon as the organization found out that he was gay. Even though his family eventually disowned him, he ''did'' succeed in building an independent life for himself, he found a supportive network of friends, and he managed to share his story with an online community of fellow ex-Scientologists who knew his pain. The conclusion?
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* Derek Bloch's account of escaping from the ChurchOfHappyology in [[http://www.cracked.com/article_21115_5-disturbing-things-i-learned-in-scientologys-space-navy_p2.html?wa_user1=2&wa_user2=Weird+World&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=feature_module html "5 Disturbing Things I Learned in Scientology's 'Space Navy'"]]. Bloch recounts the years of psychological abuse and borderline-slavery that he endured as a Sea Org employee, only to be unceremoniously booted out as soon as the organization found out that he was gay. Even though his family eventually disowned him, he ''did'' succeed in building an independent life for himself, he found a supportive network of friends, and he managed to share his story with an online community of fellow ex-Scientologists who knew his pain. The conclusion?
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* [[http://www.cracked.com/article_18472_6-depraved-sexual-fetishes-that-are-older-than-you-think_p2.html?wa_user1=4&wa_user2=Sex&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=recommended In this article]], No. 2 talks about how Herodotus discovered that the Egyptians were into Bestiality and weren't just good at banging crocodiles-''they were masters of it.'' This is doubly awesome when you realize that doing the feat would be incredibly dangerous. And finally, it's awesome knowing that some time in Ancient Egypt, there was an Egyptian with a '''''black belt in crocodile banging.'''''
* [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-bizarre-horrors-found-in-squarest-comic-book-ever_p3/ The Return of the Seanbaby]]. Just listen to that praise.
* [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-bizarre-horrors-found-in-squarest-comic-book-ever_p3/ The Return of the Seanbaby]]. Just listen to that praise.
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* [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-bizarre-horrors-found-in-squarest-comic-book-ever_p3/ com/blog/8-bizarre-horrors-found-in-squarest-comic-book-ever/ The Return of the Seanbaby]]. Just listen to that praise.
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* [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-poor-are-really-doing-with-our-taxes/ I Investigated Fox News' Poverty Claims (On My Mom)]]. Through the use of pure, biting sarcasm, John Cheese utterly ''eviscerates'' the idea that "all poor people in America are lazy bums leeching off the hard-working taxpayer." Becomes something of a TearJerker as well when you take John's upbringing into account.
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* [[http://www.[[http://web.archive.org/web/20180519124739/http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-poor-are-really-doing-with-our-taxes/ I Investigated Fox News' Poverty Claims (On My Mom)]]. Through the use of pure, biting sarcasm, John Cheese utterly ''eviscerates'' the idea that "all poor people in America are lazy bums leeching off the hard-working taxpayer." Becomes something of a TearJerker as well when you take John's upbringing into account.
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* John Cheese [[SomeAnvilsNeedToBeDropped dropping hard the lesson]] that [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-bits-advice-that-dont-make-sense-until-its-too-late_p2/ going to therapy isn't bad]] and [[YouAreNotAlone feeling depressed doesn't make you a freak]].
** Not to mention the conclusion of his article [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-changing-perspectives-that-show-youve-become-adult_p2/ "Five Changing Perspectives That Show You've Become an Adult"]], where he talks about the many letters that he's gotten from teenage fans who've admitted to contemplating suicide. As he writes, learning how to take responsibility for your own mental health is one of the most important parts of growing up.
** Not to mention the conclusion of his article [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-changing-perspectives-that-show-youve-become-adult_p2/ "Five Changing Perspectives That Show You've Become an Adult"]], where he talks about the many letters that he's gotten from teenage fans who've admitted to contemplating suicide. As he writes, learning how to take responsibility for your own mental health is one of the most important parts of growing up.
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* John Cheese [[SomeAnvilsNeedToBeDropped dropping hard the lesson]] that [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-bits-advice-that-dont-make-sense-until-its-too-late_p2/ com/blog/5-bits-advice-that-dont-make-sense-until-its-too-late/ going to therapy isn't bad]] and [[YouAreNotAlone feeling depressed doesn't make you a freak]].
** Not to mention the conclusion of his article [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-changing-perspectives-that-show-youve-become-adult_p2/ com/blog/5-changing-perspectives-that-show-youve-become-adult/ "Five Changing Perspectives That Show You've Become an Adult"]], where he talks about the many letters that he's gotten from teenage fans who've admitted to contemplating suicide. As he writes, learning how to take responsibility for your own mental health is one of the most important parts of growing up.
** Not to mention the conclusion of his article [[http://www.cracked.
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** [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-harsh-truths-that-will-make-you-better-person_p2/ Six Harsh Truths That Will Make You A Better Person]] will probably make almost everyone reading it [[ThisLoserIsYou feel like a total loser]], and probably a little depressed, but '''that's the point'''. The message; you can't expect any respect from anyone else, or yourself, if you don't ever ''do anything'' for anyone else.
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** [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-harsh-truths-that-will-make-you-better-person_p2/ com/blog/6-harsh-truths-that-will-make-you-better-person/ Six Harsh Truths That Will Make You A Better Person]] will probably make almost everyone reading it [[ThisLoserIsYou feel like a total loser]], and probably a little depressed, but '''that's the point'''. The message; you can't expect any respect from anyone else, or yourself, if you don't ever ''do anything'' for anyone else.
