History Awesome / CinematicExcrement

* Smeghead calling out the falsehoods of ''Film/LastOunceOfCourage'' and the filmmakers' persecution complex. He points out that there are no such events in reality that the film portrays (making a convincing fake story about a lawyer trying to remove a nativity scene that would be a safety hazard) and later tells everybody involved with the making and promotion of the film what he knows will be [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment the most stinging thing they could hear]]..."Happy Holidays."

-->"Wait wait wait wait, wait... wait a minute. [[DareToBeBadass When did I become such a bitch? I'm better than this!]] Think about all the crap I've sat through before: ''Film/{{Twilight}}'', ''Film/{{Fifty Shades|OfGrey}}'', ''Film/{{Catwoman|2004}}'', ''Film/TheLastAirbender'', ''Film/Movie43'', the worst of Creator/AdamSandler and [[Creator/VinceOffer the Shamwow Guy]]. But ''this'' is what's gonna do me in? This "Madea", really? Madea is finally gonna be my undoing? Come on, what can Madea do to me that hasn't already been done? You know what? We're doing this. Next time, ''A Madea Christmas''. Tyler Perry, ''do your worst.'' Or y'know, you can do your best, too, that'd be fine. I like surprises."

-->"Wait wait wait wait, wait... wait a minute. [[DareToBeBadass When did I become such a bitch? I'm better than this!]] Think about all the crap I've sat through before: ''Film/{{Twilight}}'', ''Film/{{Fifty Shades|OfGrey}}'', ''Film/{{Catwoman}}'', ''Film/TheLastAirbender'', ''Film/Movie43'', the worst of Creator/AdamSandler and [[Creator/VinceOffer the Shamwow Guy]]. But ''this'' is what's gonna do me in? This "Madea", really? Madea is finally gonna be my undoing? Come on, what can Madea do to me that hasn't already been done? You know what? We're doing this. Next time, ''A Madea Christmas''. Tyler Perry, ''do your worst.'' Or y'know, you can do your best, too, that'd be fine. I like surprises."

* His absolutely EPIC rant/breakdown of Bella's character in the ''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} Breaking Dawn Part 2]]'' review.

-->"Wait wait wait wait, wait... wait a minute. [[DareToBeBadass When did I become such a bitch? I'm better than this!]] Think about all the crap I've sat through before: ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'', ''Film/{{Fifty Shades|OfGrey}}'', ''Film/{{Catwoman}}'', ''Film/TheLastAirbender'', ''Film/Movie43'', the worst of Creator/AdamSandler and [[Creator/VinceOffer the Shamwow Guy]]. But ''this'' is what's gonna do me in? This "Madea", really? Madea is finally gonna be my undoing? Come on, what can Madea do to me that hasn't already been done? You know what? We're doing this. Next time, ''A Madea Christmas''. Tyler Perry, ''do your worst.'' Or y'know, you can do your best, too, that'd be fine. I like surprises."

-->"Wait wait wait wait, wait... wait a minute. [[DareToBeBadass When did I become such a bitch? I'm better than this!]] Think about all the crap I've sat through before: ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'', ''Film/{{Fifty Shades|OfGrey}}'', ''Film/{{Catwoman}}'', ''Film/TheLastAirbender'', ''Film/Movie43'', the worst of Creator/AdamSandler, and [[Creator/VinceOffer the Shamwow Guy]]. But ''this'' is what's gonna do me in? This, Madea, Really? Madea is finally gonna be my undoing? Come on, what can Madea do to me that hasn't already been done? You know what? We're doing this. Next time, ''A Madea Christmas''. Tyler Perry, ''do your worst.'' Or y'know, you can do your best, too, that'd be fine. I like surprises."

* In his review of ''Film/StarTrekTheMotionPicture'' he shoots more than one brutal TakeThat at Creator/StephenCollins (Captain Decker), who in his later career confessed to several counts of sexual aggravation towards children. While he does compliment the man's performance in this film, [[BaitAndSwitch he quickly follows it up with]]: "[[PrecisionFStrike But seriously, fuck him]]".

* In his review of ''Film/SavingChristmas'', Smeghead shows way more knowledge about Literature/TheBible and Christianity as whole than the self-professed Christian, Creator/KirkCameron. He even admits he can count how many times he's been to church on ONE hand but knew ten times more knowledge about the Bible than Kirk Cameron! That's impressive.

* Smeghead's speech when he realizes that ''A Madea Family Christmas'' is not as bad as he’s making out to be and decides to cover it.

* Smeghead calls out the filmmakers of ''Film/{{Bolero}}'' for having an underage Creator/OliviaDabo appear fully naked in a scene with no narrative point. He also chews out director John Derek for cheating on his then-wife with Creator/BoDerek (who was underage at the time) and says that he fully deserved his two Razzies for the film. This statement made soon after he pokes fun at John Derek also deserves a mention:
-->Death does not magically make bad men good. It only makes them dead.
* Smeghead calls out the falsehoods of ''Film/LastOunceOfCourage'' and the filmmakers' persecution complex. He points out that there are no such events in reality that the film portrays (making a convincing fake story about a lawyer trying to remove a nativity scene that would be a safety hazard) and later tells everybody involved with the making and promotion of the film... "Happy Holidays", since he knows that for them [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment that's the most stinging thing they'll hear]].

* His absolutely EPIC rant/breakdown of Bella's character in the [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Breaking Dawn Part 2]] review.

* In his review of ''Film/StarTrekTheMotionPicture'' he shoots more than one brutal TakeThat at actor Stephen Collins (Captain Decker), who in his later career confessed to several counts of sexual aggravation towards children. While he does compliment the man's performance in this film, [[BaitAndSwitch he quickly follows it up with]]: "[[PrecisionFStrike But seriously, fuck him]]".
* A small one, but in his ''Film/DieAnotherDay'' review, Sean chews out Sony and every other film movie chain for cancelling the release of ''Film/TheInterview'' because of North Korea's over-dramatic nature regarding the film when they were A-OKAY [[EpicFail with other films being released such as]] ''Film/TeamAmericaWorldPolice'' and the [[Film/RedDawn2012 Red Dawn remake]] is impressive, especially since he won't let people forget it.
* In his review of ''Film/SavingChristmas'', Smeghead shows way more knowledge about the Bible and Christianity as whole than the self-professed Christian, Kirk Cameron. He even admits he can count how many times he's been to church on ONE hand but knew ten times more knowledge about the Bible than Kirk Cameron! That's impressive.

* Smeghead calls out the filmmakers of ''Film/{{Bolero}}'' for having an underage Creator/OliviaDAbo appear fully naked in a scene with no narrative point. He also chews out director John Derek for cheating on his then-wife with Creator/BoDerek (who was underage at the time) and says that he fully deserved his two Razzies for the film. This statement made soon after he pokes fun at John Derek also deserves a mention:

* Smeghead calls out the filmmakers of ''Film/{{Bolero}}'' for having an underage Olivia d'Abo appear fully naked in a scene with no narrative point. He also chews out director John Derek for cheating on his then-wife with Creator/BoDerek (who was underage at the time) and says that he fully deserved his two Razzies for the film. This statement made soon after he pokes fun at John Derek also deserves a mention:

* Another small one, but the fact that he calls out the DoubleStandard people had in regards to Creator/MichaelBJordan being cast as Johnny Storm in ''Film/FantasticFour2015'', pointing out that no one complained when Creator/SamuelLJackson was cast as Nick Fury in the Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse or when Creator/HalleBerry was cast as the lead of Film/{{Catwoman}}.

--->[[Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Channel Awesome]] for not hiring me

* Smeghead absolutely ''tearing apart'' ''Hillary's America'', criticizing how biased and poorly-made it is, debunking nearly ''every'' one of the film's points (including the "secret history of the Democratic Party", information that while accurate, is ''nothing'' new) and the [[{{Hypocrite}} hypocrisy]] of its director. He even states his intention isn't to sway viewers towards [[UsefulNotes/HillaryRodhamClinton Hillary Clinton]] (even pointing out that there are plenty of legitimate reasons to dislike her), and that even conservatives likely aren't going to be swayed by the movie.

* Another small one, but the fact that he called out the DoubleStandard people had in regards to Creator/MichaelBJordan being cast as Johnny Storm in ''Film/FantasticFour2015'', pointing out that no one complained when Creator/SamuelLJackson was cast as Nick Fury in the Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse or when Creator/HalleBerry was cast as the lead of Film/{{Catwoman}}.

* Another small one, reviewing ''Film/BatmanAndRobin'' without bringing up the Bat Credit Card.

* In his vlog of ''Film/Ghostbusters2016'', he discusses the film without bringing up the controversy surrounding it, and he also points out that the [[Film/Ghostbusters1984 original]] [[Film/GhostbustersII films]] weren't "ruined" by the mere existence of the reboot.

* Another small one, but him calling out the DoubleStandard people had in regards to Creator/MichaelBJordan being cast as Johnny Storm in ''Film/FantasticFour2015'', pointing out that no one complained when Creator/SamuelLJackson was cast as Nick Fury in the Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse or when Creator/HalleBerry was cast as the lead of Film/{{Catwoman}}.

* Smeghead absolutely ''tearing apart'' ''Hillary's America'', criticizing how biased and poorly-made it is, debunking nearly ''every'' one of the film's points (including the "secret history of Democrats", information that while accurate, is ''nothing'' new) and the hypocrisy of its director. He even states his intention isn't to sway viewers towards [[UsefulNotes/HillaryRodhamClinton Hillary Clinton]], and that even conservatives likely aren't going to be swayed by the movie.

* Smeghead calls out the filmmakers of ''Film/{{Bolero}}'' for having an underage Olivia d'Abo appear fully naked in a scene with no narrative point. He also chews out director John Derek for cheating on his then-wife with Creator/BoDerek (who was underage at the time) and says that he fully deserved his two Razzies for the film. This statement also deserves a mention:

* Smeghead calls out the falsehoods of ''Film/LastOunceOfCourage'' and their persecution complex. He points out there are no such events in reality that the film portrays (making a convincing fake story about a lawyer trying to remove a nativity scene that would be a safety hazard) and later tells everybody involved with the making and promotion of the film... "Happy Holidays", since he knows that for them [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment that's the most stinging thing they'll hear]].

* Smeghead calls out the filmmakers of ''Film/{{Bolero}}'' for having an underage Olivia d'Abo appear fully naked in a scene with no narrative point. He also chews out director John Derek for cheating on his then-wife with Bo Derek (who was underage at the time) and says that he fully deserved his two Razzies for the film. This statement also deserves a mention:

* Smeghead calls out the filmmakers of ''Film/{{Bolero}}'' for having an underage Olivia d'Abo appear fully naked in a scene with no narrative point. He also chews out director John Derek for cheating on his then-wife with Bo Derek (who was underage at the time) and says that he fully deserved his two Razzies for the film.
** This statement also deserves a mention:

* Smeghead calls out the falsehoods of ''Film/LastOunceOfCourage'' and their persecution complex. He points out there are no such events in reality that the film portrays (making a convincing fake story about a lawyer trying to remove a nativity scene that would be a safety hazard) and later tells everybody involved with the making and promotion of the film [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment "Happy Holidays".]]

** This TakeThat during his "Special Thanks To" in the credits;

* Smeghead calls out the falsehoods of ''Last Ounce of Courage'' and their persecution complex. He points out there are no such events in reality that the film portrays (making a convincing fake story about a lawyer trying to remove a nativity scene that would be a safety hazard) and later tells everybody involved with the making and promotion of the film [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment "Happy Holidays".]]