A review in First Person Narration.
Hey... I thought
this was going to be The Fast And The Furious In the 80s
. Oh well, this John Wayne-y vibe is really working for Ryan Gosling. And yeah, I'll bet really good drivers don't
get really excited. This is a pretty good deconstruction of the whole Cool Racecar Driver trope.
Aww...look at the UST
. It's okay to like him, Irene, your husband is a deadbeat, anyway! And look how good he is with your son
. Is the whole movie going to be them driving around smiling at each other? I'm...actually okay with that.
Uh oh, One Last Job
, huh? I think we all know what's gonna happen to deadbeat daddy
. Man, this Let's Bring Back the 80's conspiracy is getting out of hand. Although this song is catchy... "real human being...real hero—"
HOLY S@#$! Did they just—
—omigod I think I saw brains...
[Murder and Shooting and More Murder]
Okay. Okay. I think the worst is over. He's back with Irene. He's not gonna do anything awful in front of his Love In
! His FACE! Driver isn't a laconic nice guy. He's a psycho
Holy S#$%!! I thought this was Point Break With Cars
, not The Godfather