A review in First Person Narration. Hey... I thought this was going to be The Fast And The Furious In the 80s. Oh well, this John Wayne-y vibe is really working for Ryan Gosling. And yeah, I'll bet really good drivers don't get really excited. This is a pretty good deconstruction of the whole Cool Racecar Driver trope. Aww...look at the UST. It's okay to like him, Irene, your husband is a deadbeat, anyway! And look how good he is with your son. Is the whole movie going to be them driving around smiling at each other? I'm...actually okay with that. Uh oh, One Last Job, huh? I think we all know what's gonna happen to deadbeat daddy. Man, this Let's Bring Back the 80's conspiracy is getting out of hand. Although this song is catchy... "real human being...real hero—" BLAM! HOLY S@#$! Did they just— BLAM! BLAM! —omigod I think I saw brains... [Murder and Shooting and More Murder] Okay. Okay. I think the worst is over. He's back with Irene. He's not gonna do anything awful in front of his Love In— OMIGOD! His FACE! Driver isn't a laconic nice guy. He's a psycho! Holy S#$%!! I thought this was Point Break With Cars, not The Godfather meets Dexter! Everybody Dies. Roll Credits.
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