Awful. The jokes are transparent, the insights are obvious, and, no doubt after he discovered the mighty power of the internet, the attempts at meme creation have become more pathetic than ever. Imagine you’re sitting at home and someone is giving you a 20 minute plot summary of the Care Bears movie in a horrific, high-pitched wail that should not be able to come from a 20-something human male, while choice clips from the movie are played interspersed with clips of a man banging his head on his desk, screaming, and pulling out toy weapons to shoot the plot holes. “WHY DOESN’T THIS MOVIE MAKE ANY SENSE!” Because it’s Care Bears, Doug. EDIT: Negative points expanded due to popular demand! 1: His “reviews” are actually plot summaries. 2: There is a stupid, pointless cameo in every episode. 3: Lame Jokes include: Badly acting during his opening catchphrase how depressed/angry/suicidal this week’s movie has made him. “Well this movie just can’t get any stupider!” cut to stupidity. That “Spiders!” guy. The Bat Credit Card. A tonne of overly long gags. Watch Rob’s Jeff Goldblum impersonation or the Santa Christ nonsense in Kickassia. 4: Stating the obvious: Care Bears: a completely arbitrary star thing appears, and Doug is like “wtf. That is like totally random! Did the writers just think “let’s be stupid here?!?”" Lost World: Jeff’s weird daughter asks him to ground her and be more parent-like. Doug is all like “What kind of kid would do that?” Lost World, again: Woman lets out a completely ridiculous scream Doug is like “What a ridiculous scream, lol!” I already know these things. I can see them on my screen. A talented reviewer can use movie stupidity for humour. Doug just reiterates why it’s stupid. And you should have already figured out why that is before his voice cuts in.
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