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''I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!'
"No one will be admitted during the breathtaking car-parking sequence!"
So you have yourself a situation that might be important, but it just isn't awesome enough. There's something missing. What could it be...?
I know! Let's throw in some gripping orchestral music, lighting changes, different camera angles, something! Don't write like a man, write like an Evil Overlord! Exaggerate your expressions and gestures, speak with excessive intonation, and if all else fails, throw in some closeups, slow motion, and Ominous Latin Chanting! With practice, even you can turn something like eating a snack into an epic battle of light and dark. Anything can be Serious Business. And anything can be a martial art.
Get enough of these in one place, and you've got a Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot. In especially bad cases, this can fall into the Narm.
If you've ever seen a guy doing macho posturing, or a preacher playing even the mundane parts of The Bible, you'll know this is Truth In Television.
When this gets overdone, you often end up with Get On With It Already.
See also Mundane Utility for awesome tools that are used to do mundane things, and Badass Blink, which reminds you stealth and awesome do not mix. Contrast with Unusually Uninteresting Sight.
Examples:
Anime
Western Animation
- Various characters in Invader Zim made frequent use of the trope, in conjunction with stylized expressions and loud vocalizations. The very first instance would have to be:
Professor Membrane: Quiet, son! I'm making (large field of electricity crackles)... toast!
- Also the episode title (rendered in foot-high solid lettering, one word at a time, while spinning through space) - "ZIM EATS WAFFLES"
- And also the episode "Germs", where Zim embarks on the vital and life-threatening mission of... cleaning his house.
- Also, let's not forget the one episode where Dib gets powers, and showed off how awesome it was by sliding from the 2nd floor to the first, outside of his house, threw toast, butter, and orange juice in the air, all forming to make breakfast, which he also ate in the air.
- Spongebob Squarepants, in the episode "Procrastination". As the name implies, Spongebob grapples with his denial for hesitation in writing a 800-word essay. In one of his many time-wasting gimmicks, he spends an implied ludicrous amount of time and effort writing the "The" at the start of the paper, so the sequence ends up just looking "awesome" instead of being the Hard Work Montage it initially appears to be.
- The opening scene of The Spongebob Squarepants Movie features a dramatic scene based around the "crisis" of a customer being given a crabby patty without cheese, complete with a slow-motion sequence of Spongebob putting some cheese into the patty. It's a Dream Sequence, but still ...
- South Park episode, "Good Times With Weapons". The boys playing around with weapons is turned awesome with an Art Shift and the use of shonen fighting anime tropes, complete with an upbeat makeshift J-pop song in the background.
- The South Park episode "D-Yikes!," a parody of 300, features a sequence of Mrs. Garrison making coffee with sporadic slow-motion and intense, 300-esque music
- In that same episode, an unknown lesbian character takes a potato chip... and eats it.
- Lice Capades is worth a mention. KEL-LAY! And cutting to the lice being blown away, while it cuts to the kid who got the lice in a normal.
- Doctor Orpheus, in The Venture Brothers, has the ability to make his speech sound awesome (complete with dramatic music) — regardless of what he's saying. ("Do not be too hasty in entering that room — I had Taco Bell for lunch!")
- Done occassionally in Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends, normally to emphasise or Lampshade how low-key the goings-on are for a show where fantastic beings spring to life on a whim.
- In Perfect Hair Forever, anything Astonomicat does other than sitting around is accompanied by dramatic music - even performing a background check on a computer.
- Rocket Power replaces such things as Ominous Latin Chanting with embarassingly exaggerated attempts at being cool, especially in regard to extreme sports (being the premise of the show). Or, as the show puts it sick!!
- Mildly spoofed in Avatar The Last Airbender:
Sokka: I do believe it's my turn. I'm going to spend my vacation IN THE LIBRARY!!!
- The duel over dumplings between Shifu and Po in Kung Fu Panda which ends the panda's training, starts out as this—but by the end of the fight, when Po proves his mastery (and lack of upset) by claiming he's no longer hungry, it has crossed over to become a full-fledged Crowning Moment Of Awesome—as evidenced by the spontaneous applause when this editor saw the movie on opening day.
- The movie WALL-E somehow manages to make the act of a fat guy standing up look unbelievably awesome. Complete with Richard Strauss' Also Sprach Zarathustra (AKA "That really epic monolith music from the beginning of 2001: A Space Odyssey").
- Considering the fact that it was probably the first time in his entire life that he managed to stand under his own power, not to mention the fact that he summoned the resolve to do so because the fate of humanity depended upon it...
- Considering he was probably the only person in his or several previous generations to stand up, this was freaking revolutionary!
- Ninja Handyman, from Planet Sketch, solves mundane problems and, being a ninja, of course has to behave as if he had saved the day, big time.
- Most Transformers' kibble (the bits of alt-mode that don't have a purpose in robot mode) just hang off their bodies uselessly. Bulkhead of Transformers Animated, however, can transform his kibble into a chair.
◊ This is considered by the fandom to be pretty awesome, especially since one of his toys can actually do this.
Live Action TV
- Two words: Lazy Sunday
- Two words: News Promos. The Daily Show and The Colbert Report of course parody this mercilessly.
- Standard operating procedure for any sports retrospective film, such as the NFL archive: a spoonful of slow-motion, a cup of the orchestral styling of Sam Spence, and season liberally with stark-voiced narration in the style of Grantland Rice
, and you've transformed a simple blocked pass into guarding the pass at Thermopylae.
- Virtually all commercials to count do this with their products.
- Any feud summary used in Professional Wrestling marketing of upcoming events. It's often less interesting to actually watch pay-per-view extravaganzas than it is the promotional videos explaining them. Extra points to TNA's promos for their annual Lockdown pay-per-view, which do a pretty convincing job of making a six-sided cyclone-fence cage look like it should be banned by the Geneva Convention.
- Fans of Doctor Who often complain that the "chase scene" music continues after the chase scene is over, particularly in the last few seasons of the old show, and all of the new one.
- Almost all episodes of the revived series rely heavily on this trope; season-ending episodes routinely bury Dei ex machina and related flaws under mountains of insistence from the writers, actors and the score that whatever is occurring is Awesome.
- Parodied in Scrubs where an episode began with a melodramatic portrayal of Dr. Cox's four-year-old son Jack receives mild stitches on his forehead complete with epic music with Dr. Cox threatening Turk (who is doing the stitches) coldly that he better succeed. Once Turk finishes and everything is okay, Dr. Cox declared "The Surgeon lives!"
- Another parody in Scrubs, also involving Dr. Cox, is J.D.'s imagined flashback of Dr. Cox in his intern days as a head-swaying, rebelious punk-rocker intern who responds to a colleague's greeting with, "Shut-up jackass. I rock!!".
- Hilariously parodied in the "nWo Saturday Night
" segments of WCW Saturday Night, which would see an nWo member take on a Jobber in a five-minute match; each and every move done by the nWo member would be augmented by over-the-top special effects, replayed from at least 5 different angles, and get thunderous, deafening applause and cheers from the (nonexistent) crowd.
- The Title Sequence of Dexter shows his normal morning sequence, but filmed in a way to seem like horrific and brutal parts of a murder sequence: a blood orange is viciously sliced then viscerally disemboweled, dental floss pulled like a garotte, a small cut while shaving has us watch the slowly spreading blood... watch here
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- The reality show Who Wants To Be A Superhero likes to toss in special effects during editing — objects appear in a blast of lightning instead of being brought out normally, etc. Granted, the show is about people coming up with concepts for superheroes, so it's thematic, but when the object is a boring old laptop, it just decreases the "reality" portion of the program.
- In the original Star Trek episode Journey to Babel, in which Sarek is introduced, Sarek's shuttlecraft slowly arriving in the hangar gets louder, more dramatic music than even most battles.
- Another Star Trek example: In the first two films, turning on the Enterprise's exterior floodlights (especially the one lighting up the registry number), is given an EPIC treatment.
- Japanese example: Iron Chef. Dramatic orchestral music is used for almost all the musical cues, and the lead cameraman is apparently in love with crane shots that pan over the entire kitchen.
- Pick an NBC reality show. The word "is" is... *20 seconds later* ...contractually obligated to have a pause that is... *we'll be right back*...*after commercials* ...longer than the show itself. Most could, in fact, be comfortably edited to run in a half-hour Time Slot instead of an hour... if the network were willing to give up the extra commercials (yeah, right) and the whole idea wasn't to fill up as much Prime Time as possible as cheaply as possible.
- Parodied in the Whose Line Is It Anyway game "Improbable Mission," which puts an everyday task to Mission Impossible drama standards and plays it for laughs.
- Myth Busters played inspirational/awe-inspiring music when Adam and Jamie successfully created a lead balloon.
- Two Words: Horatio...</Glasses>...Caine. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
- Jim Carrey parodies this beautifully here
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- Self-parodied by the original series in Fight Night — Grissom delivers his one-liner at the end of the teaser ("And a death during a felony? ... That's murder"), and the theme music revs up, but it's cut off by Grissom's beeper. Grissom looks really annoyed, and has to look into a second case before the credits roll.
- GarthMarenghisDarkPlace
- Spaced at many, many points, including Brian taking Marsha's coat, and heroically power walking it into the bedroom with stirring heroic music.
- Spoofed in Seinfeld. Elaine starts dating an aspiring author whose manuscript she's editing, until he neglects to put an exclamation point in a message that her friend had a baby. This causes Elaine to go a little overboard in adding exclamation points to the book, which her boss chews her out for while reading some samples in a mock-dramatic narration.
- In this youtube video
special effects are used to spice up a sumo match. Really, really spice up. At one point a wrestler delivers such a mighty blow that the Earth is split in two.
- Would you believe subscribing to a magazine
will not only make Your Head Asplode, but also make Your Entire World A-splode?
- Parodied with typical relish here.
- The How I Met Your Mother episode "Monday Night Football" uses this technique as the main characters try not to find out who won the superbowl.
- Done a lot on the PBS mini series The 1900 House. The new residents of the 1900 house would have a WDYMINA moment whenever something that would have been commonplace in 1900 (but unusual in 1999) happened. "The chicken laid an egg!" "I made toast!(without electricity)" or, conversly, when something that would be odd in 1900 happened. "I bought shampoo!" "I'm not wearing underwear!"
- Milk makes you strong
- While most of Planet Earth is nothing but sheer awesomeness, the ending section of one episode features the aerial camera crew climbing into the helicopter in dramatic slow motion.
- Tomica Hero Rescue Force, which makes the Rescue genre much cooler then it has any right to be.
- Not that it wasn't epic already, but Roy and HG managed to make Eric Moussambani's ridiculously slow swim in Sydney even more epic. YouTube, anyone?
- Epic Shogi!!
Note the name of the video; apparently trope awareness has gone global.
- Bill Nye The Science Guy is a Science Show built around this trope.
- Johnathan Burking of America's Got Talent makes baton twirling, of all things, look awesome
. With fire.
- In what is possibly the most awesome (and random) channel ident ever, BBC 1 brings us dogs doing stunts
to a soundtrack that seems to have been borrowed from an action movie.
- Supernatural has one of these in the episode "Mystery Spot". Sure it was awesome when Sam drove the Impala, cleaned the weapons, and (especially) stitched his own bullet wound in a Time Passes Montage, but the dramatic music didn't really work with the other scenes of Sam brushing his teeth, eating chicken, and making his bed. That's right, Sammy, you show that bedspread who's a badass!
- The block trailer that showcases some of Animal Planet's latest shows (Whale Wars, It's Me or the Dog, Living with the Wolfman) features stark silver and black text for the Animal Planet logo and the names of the shows and a soundtrack that could have come right out of a trailer for an action movie. And the final scene is a woman whipping out what looks like an extendable baton. Complete with Ass Kicking Pose.
- In 1970 the British Empire lay in ruins...
Literature
- English poet Alexander Pope wrote The Rape Of The Lock as a satirical, thinly fictionalized account of a contemporary society scandal... in mock-heroic, ludicrously overblown EPIC VERSE. He did this as a way of pointing out how utterly stupid it was to make a scandal out of the incident in question.
- Even older, in fact - this editor recalls reading a surviving fragment of a Greek poem where the poet wrote in Homeric verse, complete with the stylistic invocation of the Muse. The subject boiled down to, "Boy, that guy's a jerk, and I hope he dies." For the curious, the poet was Hipponax. That makes this trope Older Than Feudalism.
- Another ancient example: Latin poet Ovid wrote a poem in which he dramatically curses everything (the maid who delivered it, the wax and wood it was written on, the bees who made the wax, etc.) remotely connected with the letter his girlfriend sent him saying she didn't want to see him that day.
- The book The Wizard, The Witch, And Two Girls From Jersey spoofs this (along with most existing fantasy tropes) when the elves' epic poetry turns out to be about drinking a glass of water. It's hilarious. Really.
- The whole point of the bizarre NaNoWriMo novel The Best Story Ever
. A little robot, a little robot ferret, and a little robot sheep. Also cowboys, pirates, ninjas, Spartans, cave Vikings, samurai, inferno bees, jetpacks, velociraptors, wailing electric guitars, repeated fourth-wall breakage, and next to no grammar. At one point, the author actually says there's only been six sentences in the whole story. It also helps that the story has no idea whether it's a video game or not.
- Don't forget the boxers who live at the south pole. They have an entire chapter devoted to them. Also, the planet the story takes place on is SO EXTREME that theres only an EXTREME HIGH NOON side and an EXTREME NIGHT side.
- At one point in the Discworld novel Maskerade, the protagonist has to learn the famous "Departure aria", in which her character sings about how difficult it is to leave her lover. This stunning piece of opera music (one of the opera masters is moved to tears to the point of being unable to speak by a talented rendition) turns out to roughly translate as "This damn door sticks! This damn door sticks! It is marked pull and I am pulling. It is marked pull and I am pulling... maybe it should be marked push?".
- Wintersmith features the semi-literate, word-phobic Rob Anybody Feegle performing probably the most dramatic spelling of the word "marmalade" ever.
- A signature feature of Neal Stephenson's fiction is the grandiose, ridiculously detailed, and long digression describing some mundane or tedious activity. Examples include delivering a pizza (Snow Crash) and eating a bowl of cereal (Cryptonomicon).
- Actually, the pizza delivery was a case of deadly Serious Business - if it had not arrived on time, Hiro Protagonist, being introduced in that scene, would have died.
- The gunshot that defines the second half of The Stranger is described something like this.
Film
- Parodied in the beginning of Bruce Almighty, using slo-mo as well as "cheesy inspirational music" to celebrate the creation of the world's biggest cookie. Later on, Bruce turns drinking a bowl of tomato soup into an awesome moment.
- The movie Elektra suffers intensely from this. At one point, Elektra, moving into a house, unpacks her toiletries to the accompaniment of the kind of disjointed editing and tense, thumping background music that usually accompanies things like billion-dollar heists and the assembly of home-made death-traps.
- The 2005 King Kong. Jack Driscoll typing the letters to spell out "Skull Island" onto his typewriter.
- 300 used slow motion, camera effects and a voice-over to add AQ (Awesome Quotient) to many scenes. Not all of them worked out.
- Mocked in Shaun Of The Dead. It takes the "tooling up" segments of horror movies (specifically the Evil Dead films), and makes them things like getting ready for work. XTREME TOILET FLUSH!
- Also heavily used in the director's later parody/homage of cop movies, Hot Fuzz. The concept is taken and beaten into the ground, with dramatic paperwork, dramatic murder-via-baked-beans, dramatic hitting-somebody-over-the-head-with-a-peace-lily, dramatic travelling-across-England, dramatic putting-change-on-a-counter, etc. It's somewhat tongue-in-cheek.
- And evidently very hyphen-in-word.
- Hitting a giant with a potted plant isn't just dramatic—it's off the fuckin' chain!
- Pretty much all of Michael Bay's Armageddon, of which critics complain it looks like a giant trailer
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- American Psycho and business cards. Extreme close-ups, slow motion reveals, tense narration - hell, the main character even breaks down mentally and starts sweating and shaking when someone has a better business card than him.
- The overwrought nature of the motif is its entire point within the movie.
- The Star Gate movie The Ark Of Truth has an injured Teal'c trudging along the mountaintops to overly dramatic orchestral music complete with Latinish words sung by a chorus. The scene is dramatic, but not that dramatic. One viewer just started laughing and sang the opening words to Climb Every Mountain from The Sound Of Music.
- Actor Michael York's entire acting method consists of intoning every line as dramatically as possible.
- The opening of The Ipcress File has the main character getting up, getting dressed, making and eating breakfast, all to the accompaniment of one of the most haunting movie themes ever composed
. However, this is totally deliberate and emphasises the unglamorous take on spies found throughout the movie.
- The commercial for "Brawndo" energy drink from the film Idiocracy has an over-enthusiastic announcer who shouts every other set of words. It's got electrolytes!
- The Wizard loves to play mundane things as godlike artifacts. For example, the Power Glove
is made to look like some high tech cybernetic enhancement, which is about the opposite of what it really was. Ironically, that scene shows just how "bad" it is, with the footage of Rad Racer being a mediocre at best performance (so much for his Informed Ability). And let's not forget SUPER! MARIO! BROTHERS! THREEEEEEEE~! (Then again, that game is pretty awesome.)
- And let's not forget the truant officer's equal parts mystified/horrified cry of "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!" as the kids escape his clutches by boarding onto an elevator.
- In the film Dungeons And Dragons, Jeremy Irons' acting was two notches above everyone else- and his eyebrows' acting was five notches over him. Those eyebrows deserve an award of some kind. He wasn't used to having so much green-screening done, and felt the need to compensate for the then-absent dragons, magic, and other factors by making everything as Damn Awesome as he could make it. The results can be seen here.
- Plus, he was clearly having a blast, and is by far the best thing about the film...
- Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie calls out "This Island Earth" for doing this at one point. Having shown the characters close up images of his devastated homeworld on the viewscreen, the alien character orders "Normal view" and we are treated to a static ten-second shot of our characters looking at a viewscreen now simply showing a planet, while the orchestra gives it the full dramatic PAH PAH PAAAAAAH!! PAH PAH PAAAAAAAA!! treatment.
- In one scene just before the climax of Iron Man, Jeff Bridges as Obadiah Stane turns the act of taking a sip of whiskey into a long, intense, incredibly menacing event. As one reviewer put it, "he drinks the shit out of a glass of Scotch."
- The 2008 Comic Con footage of Punisher: War Zone definitively qualifies. Hardcore speed metal + random people's heads exploding + everyone being shot like 50 times + A guy getting a chair leg jammed in his eye = Textbook WDYMITA. Here, take a look for yourself.
- Star Trek: Insurrection combines this with Conservation of Ninjitsu. After the bad guys send down a bunch of small, flying robot drones that shoot darts, the heroes' encounter with dozens of them is treated like a standard mid-movie action scene. Their later battle against just five drones is given a far more epic treatment, including a Spaghetti Western style staredown with the drones before they draw their weapons.
- A scene near the climax of Bullitt (a film which notably featured one of the most legitimately awesome car chases in the history of cinema, shot in a fashion that would seem almost minimalist by today's action movie standards) revolves around EXTREME DOCUMENT PRINTING.
- A recurring joke in Mystery Science Theater 3000 was to punctuate scenes like this with comments along these line:
(A teenager starts drink a coke as if he were in some kind of soft drink commercial)
Tom Servo: (As the teenager) I'm gonna drink the hell out of this coke!
- Rifftrax, the spiritual sequel to MST 3 K, has used the joke in a similar manner:
Woman: I am so taking the stairs.
Bridget Nelson: So taking the stairs, I'm gonna take the hell out of those stairs!
- Wanted has some of this - though it's hard to see mundane acts in that movie (Wesley and Fox's kiss probably counts).
- Rocky turned running up the stairs into a cultural phenomenon!
- Casino Royale had some very dramatic music playing during James Bond's drive from the airport to his hotel.
- Dr No and From Russia With Love, being the first two Bond movies, use the Bond theme at every situation possible, even simple ones such as Bond's airplane arriving and 007 driving to the beach.
- Bowfinger does it with the arrival of FedEx
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- "Bring us... [dramatic chord] A SHRUBBERY!!"
- Stardust has an odd habit of putting very dramatic music and sweeping wide shots in scenes of everyone travelling. Okay, fair enough when it's a flying pirate ship. Not so much when it's just people walking.
Webcomics
Music
- The Weird Al Yankovic song "Trapped In The Drive-Thru" acts as if getting dinner at McDonald's has the same impact as breaking up with a girlfriend.
- The song is a parody of R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet", which is an epic-length "Hip-Hopera" (22 separate chapters and counting...) about the inhabitants of an apartment complex doing little worthy of the drama. It features Kelly throwing his full vocal might into lines like "And then he said, 'I'ma heat this chicken!'".
- Which, ironically, sounds like it could be a line from the aforementioned parody...
- The Shy Child song "Drop the Phone" features fast-paced, anguished, barely intelligible yelling over an EPIC electro track - until you listen closely to the lyrics and realise it's about a guy checking his voicemail: "Then I just used a landline, to call my phone and check on my voicemail. The message is wiped!". Even worse, the chorus is an angry Rage Against The Heavens... about the fact that everyone else's cellphone can get a signal and his can't!
- James Blunt's music video for "You're Beautiful", as parodied on Mad TV. "Now I'm putting a bunch of stuff on a line on the floor, have you ever seen such a kickass video before?"
- Grunt: Pigorian Chant sounds exactly like something from a Pure Moods compilation… until you read the liner notes and realize it's nursery rhymes about barnyard animals being sung in pig latin.
- Parts of Paul McCartney's Liverpool Oratorio. There actually is some important drama of some sort going on in that sequence where the female lead is singing "Cancel my appointment to the squash club"—but it proved hard to get past that line. And if you don't already know the true implications of "making an appointment with the Minister of Love"—a section that really is meant to be climactic—you might get baffled.
- The music video to the AnJ song "Gorbachov"
. Hot Russian women are under attack by Communist zombies, who get their asses kicked by a Conanized Mikhail Gorbachev wielding everything from his shield and axe to machine guns to laser eyes.
- This troper would like to direct your attention to Eileen Ivers, who dares to ask the question, "Would you like your traditional Irish fiddling with a freakin' wah-wah pedal??" (The answer: Yes.
)
Video Games
- All instances of Overly Long Fighting Animation.
- Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney lives off this trope. While trials are important and serious affairs in real life, in the game a trial is an epic battle of wits. With theme music, action lines, people reacting to arguments as if they have been physically struck, and finger pointing... lots and lots of finger pointing. That it remains hilariously self-aware of its over-the-top nature only makes the games that much more appealing.
- Contrast to This is Wonderland, the most unglamorous courtroom drama ever attempted. Most of the lawyers are either woefully unprepared or dealing with very severe personal problems. Or just bastards. This form of cinematography is frequently used for the purpose of extremely dark satire, complete with romantic, life-affirming theme music, a switch to commercial breaks that borders on the Neo-Classical, and lots of architectural shots.
- In the game Prince Of Persia: Sands of Time, everything the Prince does is awesome. Even a relatively mundane act, such as taking a drink of water, is accompanied by a dramatic bullet-time camera rotozoom closeup, heroic music, and whooshing sound effects. It's the coolest water-drinking animation ever devised.
- This reminds me of the potion-drinking in the 3D The Legend Of Zelda games, where the camera closes on Link, who quickly "draws" the bottle, and after drinking, does an heroic lip-cleaning (sometimes breathing a fog colored as the potion). Only lacks different music and slow motion (though Time Stands Still as you drink) to try being more awesome.
- Taken even further in Super Smash Brothers: Melee, where Young Link's single-player victory montage consists entirely
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