...or "I haven't had a piss in hours".
But my favourite would be "I challenge you to a sword fight" ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
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edited 22nd May '15 2:08:06 PM by TAPETRVE
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.
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Or a challenge to a cock fight (Whaaaaa?)
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Wide Eyed Wonderman
dat romance aint bad for me
David Bowie 1947-2016
And no, for no reason, this cute little bastard.
Konknitive Dissonance
-insectophobia triggered-
Well folks, I think I've found the one for me. After my graduation yesterday, the gf and I went to her house and cuddled and watch Red Vs Blue until around 12:30 in the morning. I'm so happy.
...You said that last year.
Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst. While I think this time is different, I'm also willing to accept that things might not always be the way they are now, and I could very well be wrong. That's a lesson I learned the hard way.
Well, that's the thing - it almost always feels right .
Also, this is the best ever
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edited 23rd May '15 5:32:09 PM by TAPETRVE
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.
God I need to watch RvB again. Last time was back when Reconstruction was just starting, I watched all of Blood Gulch Chronicles.
I got a Logo Just Cause
RvB's still going pretty strong currently, coming from a guy who marathoned Seasons 1-10 just in time for S11. That was a fun ride.
And to stay barely relevant to the thread, no romance or anything remotely romantic going on in my life. Been like that for way over a year now. 
edited 24th May '15 5:26:12 AM by JRPictures
I'm on Youtube Reviewing Things Cause I can.
@Mukora: Just pointing out that there are places were nudity is the norm 
Anyhoo, I'd say that if being nude was the norm, boners would be bit rarer :P Thats just my guess though, someone who isn't me should do research on the matter
Still just awesome like that
I mean, considering they're an involuntary thing, I doubt it.
Insert witty 'n clever quip here.
Do a barrel roll!
But for some strange reason, a lot of nudists are the type of people you don't want to see naked. x_x
Flora is the most beautiful member of the Winx Club. :)
Uniocular
Well it's probably a good thing they're not doing it for you, then. It's entirely about their own comfort.
"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."
To them, it's a non-issue. A large reason for the discomfort is probably unfamiliarity. You're not used to seeing people like that, so you feel uncomfortable.
Do a barrel roll!
Uniocular
I didn't think it was a very funny joke.
"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."
Do a barrel roll!
On those what now?
Do a barrel roll!
Uniocular
You don't exactly have the high ground on jerkiness, here. "Man, all nudists sure are ugly" is kind of a jerk thing to say, even as a joke.
"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."
Konknitive Dissonance
-slams book on desk-
... Anyway, changing the topic, what do y'all think are the most romantic flowers?
edited 25th May '15 1:34:53 PM by Konkfan7
Yeah, or "My leg is rubbing against my penis in a weird way and it's making my peepee feel all tingly". Not always mentally sexual.