Elite Soldier
83. No more gratuitous FALCON PUNCH! references. They're not funny.
84. I will not type slowly.
edited 13th Jul '10 2:53:16 PM by rallyfan9000
I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.
84. I will not triple-post.
^ Gah, you ruined it!
edited 14th Jul '10 6:42:20 AM by Quantumawsome
85. I will not make endlessly recursive jokes on forums.
Lurker
87. * I will resist the temptation to jump on any spelling or grammar mistake in another troper's post, however minor.
Trainspotter
88. I will not repeat that incident with the kangaroo, vacuum cleaner, modem, and the clown.
edited 13th Jul '10 2:58:27 PM by CrowT.Robot
Formerly known as Crow T. Robot.
32. I will not mess with numbering systems.
The Shadows Devour You.
90: I must stop spending so much time here.
91: I must not leave my YKTTW's abandoned for a week the day before launch.
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
Dreams of Revenge
92. I will not force my tastes in music on others, even if I know AC/DC and other rock bands are far superior to all genres except classical.
edited 13th Jul '10 3:03:49 PM by Flanker66
Locking you up on radar since '09
The Shadows Devour You.
93: I should not ninja people and mess up the counter on games with a post counting element.
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
94. May not respond to petty disagreements, even if techno is better than rock.
95. I shall not create petty flame wars for the lulz/evulz.
96. May not use coarse language to insult people, even if they are shitting fuckers.
The Shadows Devour You.
97: Am not allowed to introduce a system of proscription to deal with tropers I disagree with the political views of.
Proscription: the old Roman practice of putting up lists of patricians names saying that anyone who killed the men would get a reward.
edited 13th Jul '10 4:30:50 PM by GameChainsaw
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
Problem?
97. I will not hijack threads with Touhou and Umineko hijacks.
Last Defense Line.
Elite Soldier
98. I will never post "I am a Mercenary, AND I'M HIJACKIN' YO' THREAD!" in any serious capacity. Or "This is an emergency, a VIKING emergency!" to represent the same.
edited 13th Jul '10 4:33:21 PM by rallyfan9000
I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.
Problem?
99. I will not use ⑨.
100. I will not show people What it means to kill something.
edited 13th Jul '10 4:36:26 PM by AttObl227
Last Defense Line.
Protector of the Realm
102: For the Lulz is a good enough reason for doing things on TV Tropes. I must not list it as my edit reason.
I call forth Unlimited Stories!
103. I will not turn everybody into Tang.
the future we had hoped for
104: Fast Eddy is not amused by your bullshit.
Only Sane Fox
105. Suggesting revival of I Am Not Making This Up will get me banned.
We really should turn this into a work along the lines of Things Mr Welch Is No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
Accidental mistakes are forgivable, intentional ones are not.
106. Must not use TV Tropes encourage raids coordinated online action on other websites.
107. Must not talk about tropers who irritate me if I have nothing useful to say.
edited 13th Jul '10 7:28:46 PM by GlennMagusHarvey
108. I am not allowed to make sockpuppets based on a meme.
109. I am not allowed to claim to be a sockpuppet only to confuse people.
dysfunctional human artistry
Lurker
111. * I am no longer allowed to take the piss out of Fast Eddie's family.
edited 14th Jul '10 8:20:42 AM by TheJackal
82. I will not double-post.