watermelon
So what did you think of the celebrations? I thought painting those cracklers with the blood of our enemies was a neat touch. :D
It's called... sunlight.
current jam | avi
Why is the sun a deadly lazer?
Fine. But I'm not going to like it.
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
So Puma, can you please jump into that pit full of fan girls obsessed with you as a troper? One of em's even in Funtime Freddy cosplay! 
Next stop, Hawaii! Everyone hold your breath.
-bus horn noises-
Schrodinger's Human
Where are we going next?
Snakes. It's the mothereffing snakes
Everything that lives is designed to end.
Fandom Gremlin, Different Twin
Why is Australia so poisonous?
Blair Wainwright is more than just a fictional character. She is a goddess.
http://www.ncls.it/g/
The Hope, The Hero
Why are you so obsessed with this girl anyway?
Well I have good news and bad news: We have giant robots to use, but the pilots are... uh...
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
Fandom Gremlin, Different Twin
Any news about the Voltron GX?
Don't worry, she's half-Wainwright, half-Bronte. A winning combination! 
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
About the giant woman carrying you away over her shoulder, should I like help or...
Oh I saw the outpouring abyss and out came the outstretched arm. I stay at my writing desk as long as I can, but oh! the tentacle grips my ankle and now it is dragging me! Cthuluha ftaghn la la!
Could you quote your favorite slash fic to the camera, Mr Secretary?
Houston, we have A TOUCHDOWN! YOUR KING HAS SCORED A TOUCHDOWN, COPY.
edited 30th Jul '17 5:51:37 AM by RandomWriter413
Random! You are making sure the launch goes smoothly, right? You better not be watching football on the job again!
No way! I'd rather watch the Emoji Movie!
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
Schrodinger's Human
Migrated to Chloe Jessica!
Sure, let's hit the live premier of The Emoji Movie! What could go wrong?
I threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Migrated to Chloe Jessica!
Fandom Gremlin, Different Twin
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Now This Troper (an hipster gremlin) is going to babysit your children! Should I?
Why are your teeth green?
Quiznak it, I'm piloting the Fuchsia-and-lime-green Lion!
edited 30th Jul '17 9:05:10 AM by KaikoMikkusu
http://www.ncls.it/g/
The Hope, The Hero
We have a problem! We need to combine into Voltron! Quickly!
...Where's Pidge?
I'm guessing he flirted with someone and got slapped for his troubles.
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
Migrated to Chloe Jessica!
Why did that guy just go flying past us at approximately the speed of sound?
The peasant! At the diner! ...He didn't pay his check.
Migrated to Chloe Jessica!
Why are you beheading this hobo in the middle of Mc Donalds?!
Ok, i give up, just nuke it, nuke everything.
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
So, I heard they cancelled Dr. Who in favor of an overseas rendition of Jersey Shore, video games are now only available by hourly rent, and the chocolate plant is going extinct. But the future is still ours right?
No, shoot him! I'm the real one. Who else knows what you do with your ring finger and molasses on Tuesdays?
edited 30th Jul '17 9:38:22 AM by CenturyEye
Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our lives
Fandom Gremlin, Different Twin
Which one of you two is my real husband... I have to shoot the evil twin, but which one is he?
I should be the sixth Voltron Paladin!
http://www.ncls.it/g/
my current job
Why don't you want to be the cleric for this game?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
deep exhausted breths so monster how'd you enjoyed my ultimate attack!?
[eyes glows red] Oh, fuck the hell, yes!
edited 30th Jul '17 10:32:02 AM by vjoi
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
The Hope, The Hero
Hey, Johnny, this guy killed your sister! How about you teach him a lesson?
I swear to God, man, it's not like that at all!
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
Why are you holding that bag of money? did you rob a bank?
Well how was i suppose to know that the ingredients were phony?
edited 30th Jul '17 10:38:18 AM by Jaxfirebus
Fandom Gremlin, Different Twin
Why did you bake a cake using stuff from the set of a Wild West movie?
I'm way more gremlin than you are.
http://www.ncls.it/g/
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
I warn you if you drop me in the dunk tank, I shall become more powerful than you've ever imagined! Have you not seen the movies!?!?!
No, no. Your Head Asplode just means you cooked it wrong. Try a low heat.
edited 30th Jul '17 2:56:17 PM by CenturyEye
Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our lives
Hey, wanna help me beat up people who think random is the same as funny?
Look, I appreciate a good massacre as much as the next guy, but the fireworks were a little much.
Migrated to Chloe Jessica!