Crazy Awesome Personified
How do I get this grass stain off of my jeans?
MOM! Stop embarrassing me in front of my new Possessor! (Demonic possession)
Party time!
"Just as planned."
Will you please stop trying to mess with my clothing?
Seems like a bad idea, really.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
So what do you think about RiffTrax's recent announcement that they're going to riff Doctor Who's entire 50-plus-year run, including Comic Relief and Children In Need specials?
Oh... Oh dear. Please excuse me, I need to sit down.
Can you hold this 100lb box?
My AO3. Results may vary
Why do you always ignore my questions?
Look, I'm not authorized to answer that. You're going to have to talk to my supervisor.
my current job
What did you put in my coffee?
Well, let's see, there's a circular chess board, a book that has a saucer hub that also stores pieces in the corner, and wargame with giant mecha.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The King Without a Kingdom
Are there any round things that you can grab at the moment?
You yell way too much.
It's been 3000 years…
One just might
Why are you moving to Antarctica?
To prevent cats from pooping outside my front door without actually hurting them.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Space Molly Weasley
What's with the crazy contraption you set up out there?
I'll just be here waiting for the train to arrive.
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
I'll be off, causing mayhem and destruction. How about you?
I'm thinking that there's been a breakdown in communication here, because Jello does not work that way.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Space Molly Weasley
There's something wrong with the JelloCom! Can someone please check it?
Because cats can be very annoying if you feed them catnip.
edited 18th Nov '14 1:04:43 AM by TroperNo9001
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
Why did you put the cat in a box?
Yo! Yoyoyo! Yo yo! YO!
Space Molly Weasley
Is that the only thing you can say?
In my Bag of Holding. Betcha can't get it from there!
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
Where's your wallet?
Shove that tin foil hat up your ass!
So how do I prevent the aliens from probing me?
Um, its about 5:00AM.
Space Molly Weasley
What time is it? (checks window) the sun must be rising already!
No, I am not satisfied with your performance. (pushes America's Got Talent X buzzer)
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
Tell me something happy
Will you please let me go, Mr. Cohen?!
Just water it every ten minutes.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Space Molly Weasley
How do I tame this man-eating plant?
No thanks. I'd rather stay in my room and do science.
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
my current job
Hey, care to come out and socialize?
Because I'm a freak who collects cacti for a living.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Space Molly Weasley
Why are you all covered in spikes?
Indubitably, I would like to play a game of poker.
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
Tief girl with eartude
Are you going to make card game related innuendos about my sister all night?
Well, if you change the R channel from 7d to 8d, you get something closer to purple.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
One just might
I'm so blue, do you know how to change it.
I can't make it wet.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Why can't you just call Storm?
I prefer the color green.
edited 22nd Nov '14 5:50:39 AM by Clannadisawesome
Space Molly Weasley
Which of these color swatches would you like for your room color?
Honestly, there are no giraffes in my bathroom. I checked.
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
We're out of flour, what should we use to bake the cake?
It'll wash off, maybe.