Why did you want the bucket of sardines and a bottle of lube?
DO THE THING!
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
insert commentary here
Sir, what should we do now?
Our new overlords are now imposing a curfew for those who eat cake.
One just might
Why is it that your house is wrapped with barbed wires with you inside?
I got bored so I take both the red one and the blue one.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
"Just as planned."
Did you drink the red drink, or the blue one?
... Are you really asking me THAT.
edited 27th Oct '14 10:53:15 AM by RatherRandomRachel
"Did you expect somebody else?"
so i made a new avatar
*scooches up close* ...so... *puts arm around her while taking a sip of his beer* how about it? *raises eyebrows twice and winks*
She still didn't have to punch me like that.
edited 27th Oct '14 12:00:34 PM by PhysicalStamina
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
Tief girl with eartude
Well...don't you think wearing that tie was a bit much?
How can you burn cakes at a time like this!?
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Why do you always answer my questions with unrelated, nonsensical questions?
No. Absolutely not. Under no circumstances. Well, maybe. Probably. Yes, in fact, but only on Thursdays.
my current job
Wait, do people seriously pay money for this?
I dunno. It came up on a CAH/PYX game last night.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Mind telling me what that little speech was about?
Because I've lost control of my life.
Why is it that every time the subject of marijuana comes up, your hands start shaking?
I don't know, I—sometimes I just—LISA, YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!
Tief girl with eartude
Why do you keep calling me by the wrong name?
Yes, but at least my head's protected!
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Hayyyy, love the beehive! It looks awful heavy though, is it? OMG, that is the ugliest effing hair I've ever seen in my life.
intrepid sword
How do you pronounce the Elder Swear in Bikiniese?
It was either that or [REDACTED].
I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
Why on Earth would you even consider such an option?
And now, we wait.
Tief girl with eartude
...did you just cover the porch in butter in order to trap the postman?
The best way is to make a postman slip on your porch.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Bisected 8, how do I come up with a good double entendre?
Oh yeah, I forgot, I'm supposed to say something.
edited 4th Nov '14 1:59:50 PM by SolipSchism
Jolly Saint Nick
Why have you been staring at me for twenty minutes?
It tastes like garlic and feet.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Have a great end of the year, and an even better 2015- you all deserve it!
my current job
So what do you think of my turducken-rotisserie surprise?
Because the train's here.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
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What's wrong? Why won't you eat it?
Why do we have to run?
Not that, this.
edited 4th Nov '14 4:47:29 PM by MrLavisherMoot
simple as
Fly Air Madeline
You're going to use your sock to power the nuclear reactor?
I'm going out of business.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
One just might
What is your excuse for not paying tax this year?
I have a fear that the chair I'm sitting on will break and crush the cat sleeping under it.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Why have you tied a bunch of helium-filled balloons to yourself?
No, and I swear, if you ask me that again, I'm going to kill you.
Tell me something happy
Sooooooo... do you wanna ROCK? (holding a rock behind her back)
All I know is it started with a really lame pun.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
The King Without a Kingdom
Why is there a mountain of corpses in Gotham City?
Bacon. Lots and lots of bacon.
It's been 3000 years…
Why did you murder those two dolphins?
Because I walked in on your mother, my brother, your sister, and a walrus!
Party time!