I've got the ribcages, can you get this... thing open?
If you really expect a legitimate explanation this far into the plot, then let's say "Spiral power".
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalousOkay, we just infiltrated this giant multi-acre area of land; how do we expect to be able to build our Gurren Laggen theme park before the owner gets back? Be glad I didn't go with the original pun
It isn't even a question; of course I'll take care of that for you!
but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.Heeeeyyyyy, ummmmm... listen, I, uh, ran into a little trouble with the bookie, and, ah... look, could you just bury this body for me?! I'll pay you handsomely!
THE FUNK PHENOMENA
Why are you and your friends dancing in underwear in the living room?
It fell into the ocean.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Have a great end of the year, and an even better 2015- you all deserve it!Is there a reason you haven't come back from the cruise trip with my watch?
Because I'm in cahoots with a necromancer.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.You brought back Elvis? How?
Ask the Queen of England to get an answer.
A few little drips won't hurt 'im
Are you sure putting battery acid in martinis is safe?
I swear to drunk I'm not God.
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?Is that tribe of literally drunk nerds correct? Are you truly a mythological figure?
Of course I did; why else would I have requested extra pickles?
but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.You found a cure for your somnambulism?
The road is deserted and the act must be done.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?why should we test the bomb here in the middle of the road?
They are not even human. To them, we are gods.
What are those people and why are they bowing down to us?
Here's how it goes- you need to grab that "D" on its ":D" happy face, turn it upside down so it becomes a sad face, then punch the hell out of it!
...ehehSo, how am I supposed to defeat this boss again?
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.Have you seen Bambi? Thumper's so cute!
Squirrels are basically cat-rabbits! Don't deny it!
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerDescribe squirrels in 2 sentences.
Ponies? Sure why not...
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boop I'm more active on hereHey, want to help me turn this herd of adorable ponies into glue? It'll make us lots of money~!
I'm sorry, but I don't think you're capable of handling the truth about your parents.
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but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.What are my parents hiding from me?
Because I really like accordions.
ppppppppfeiufiofuiorjfadkfbnjkdflaosigjbkghuiafjkldjnbaghkdUm, why did you steal the bassist's other instruments?
Don't ask, just understand that your shins are now made of steel.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.So how will these Nanomachines make me better at football?
I think the best solution is to infect you with the common cold.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerYou're a 15th century Doctor, how should we solve the worldwide epidemic of AIDS?
I am so horribly, terribly bad at saying the right thing.
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.Why did a fistfight break out at that funeral you were at?
Just Google it.
SHAMWOW IS NOT OXYCLEAN. A DOG IS NOT A BROTHERSo what exactly is a cake fart?
Yes, that's why my car is in your roof.
You tried to drive up a skate ramp?
It was for the greater good!
SHAMWOW IS NOT OXYCLEAN. A DOG IS NOT A BROTHERWhy did you firebomb that firebomb factory?
Good, thanks. I wandered into town today, ummed and ahed about what to buy, and then got myself a CD at the record shop.
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
Why are you so fussed up about this "Brawl in the Mall" film?
Sure, I'll open it up. I'll just need a few [items referenced in question] to put in there.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.