The Mighty Pen
Jack caught up with the rest of the group. Instead of a vehicle, he had apparently been the victim of a hit-and-run armory, as he was wearing shiny metal armor in the old samurai style, complete with helmet and jetpack. He was very glad the helmet hid his face. But despite his attempts to remain reserved, he was starting to enjoy the sheer ludicrous nature of this world.
A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. -Lao Tzu
Stealth Bomber
"I know where to find him!" said Tundra. "Wherever there's money raining from above, there's a VILLAIN!"
edited 5th Mar '11 8:09:52 PM by TestYourMight
J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!
Naoto found that the wings on her back contined a jet that allowed her to fly to the back. She was busy checking the belt around her waist for all that it contained.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Even the challenge couldn't stifle Blink's kleptomania. She began to edge towards the bank, looking very very interested in the contents.
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Gordon arrived, groaned, and stepped out. "Whatever, let's find 'Doctor Walrus' and bring him to justice."
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Stealth Bomber
"I hope you brought your crowbar, Gordon!" yelled Tundra. "You'll need it!!"
Without another word, the valiant Tundra charges into the building! What PERILS await the virtuous Highly-Visible Ninja THERE???
edited 5th Mar '11 8:14:41 PM by TestYourMight
J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!
"All right!"
Spriggan parked the Indian 741 behind the Doctor and all. He hoped out of the motorcycle after he secured it.
Ravage rocketed up to the bank and hovered several feet above the ground, ray gun in hand. He sighed in defeat. "I dislike this place, I really do...and I dislike the gosh-darned fact that my own speech is being sliding censored before it can even leave my slippery mouth!"
edited 5th Mar '11 8:19:07 PM by SullenFrog
The Danse Macabre Codex
Dex-Starr, seeing the portal, casually entered it.........
Deep within the heart of Brooklyn, there was a litter of kittens, given up for adoption. An old woman came upon the litter, and instantly fell in love with a curious little with fur as blue as the sky. The old woman was very happy with her new kitten, and the kitten, named Dexter, was very happy with his new mommy......
But tragedy struck! A random robber came into their apartment! Dexter went to the rescue, could stop the robber from ransacking the apartment! *BANG!!* And from destroying his happiness.....
The police came and kicked poor Dexter out of his home, forcing him to wonder the streets, unloved....but the final straw came when some juvenile delinquents stuffed the cat inside a bag and tossed him over the Brooklyn Bridge!!!
But this was not the end for little Dexter.....is was in fact the BEGINNING!! For an ancient Red Ring flew down from space. It said to him:
Your heart is filled with great and terrible Rage! You now belong to the Atrocitus, God of WRATH!!
From then on, a new heroes was born.....with his heart full of unstoppable Rage, he joins the Silver Sentinels to to fight against villainy and injustice and eventually find and take revenge upon the one who shot his owner......
TREMBLE IN FEAR CRIMINAL SCUM!! FOR YOU MAY FIND YOURSELVES BURNED BY THE FLAMES OF......
DEX-STARR, KITTEN OF RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!
edited 5th Mar '11 8:27:44 PM by UdtheImp
DAMMIT MARK, STOP HOTTING HELPY!!
-outside the bank, men in cheap walrus costumes were loading sacks with dollar signs in them into a van, while an anthromorpic walrus in a labcoat watched-
As our valiant heroes speed to the scene, the BLUBBEROUS BADDIE continues his reign of mild terror!
"EXCELLENT WORK, MY MINIONS!"
-he turned-
"WHAT?! THE SILVER SENTINELS!! This Cannot Be!!"
Bitch pills
Rey entered the bank, and grinned widely, cracking his knuckles as he started to approach the villains.
Easing back into life one step at a time
"Alright you!"
Spriggan cracked his gloved knuckles. "Drop those sacks and come along quietly!"
Stealth Bomber
"Freeze, Dr. Walrus!" yelled Tundra as he shot a blast of ice at the villain.
J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!
—A large, aqua-coloured, and translucent biplane roars above Doctor Walrus, then dissolves, ARTERIUS, AQUA LAMP OF PALAVEN staring down in silence while in mid-air.—
Hmmmm...
—The alien conjures a GIGANTIC AQUA HAMMER.—
edited 5th Mar '11 8:25:18 PM by Colonial1.1
"Reckon once more, Doctor Walrus!" Ravage boomed, taking aim at him with his ray gun. "You shall rue the day your rugged and rugose rear rolled out of bed and resigned itself to robbing this redolent repository of the regal taxpayers' rightly-earned restitutions! Ready yourself, for the wrath of Rav, the Ruthless Rocketeer Ravager from Rigel, and the roaring rage of his red ray gun!!!"
Stop talking and pull the slagging trigger!!! he commanded, but his hands would not obey; it seemed that his body was dead-set on giving out a speech, and nothing would stop it.
edited 5th Mar '11 8:29:13 PM by SullenFrog
The Danse Macabre Codex
The Mighty Pen
Jack flew at the henchmen, sword at the ready, and he swung the sharp edge at one of the truck's wheels, meaning to disable the vehicle.
"Looks like there'll be no money for you, crazy walrus man!"
A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. -Lao Tzu
"YOU SUPER ZEROES CANNOT COMPREHEND THE MAJESTY OF THE WALRUS! TRULY THEY ARE THE ULTIMATE FORM OF LIFE UPON THIS PLANET! CHAAAARGE!"
-the walrus suited henchmen attacked inefectually-
I'm Back Bitches (not really)
NOW DOCTOR WALRUS. WE CAN DO THIS TWO WAYS. THE EASY W Ay OR THE HARD WAY! WHICH ONE DO YOU CHOOSE!?
edited 5th Mar '11 8:28:02 PM by Fusionman
To Be Updated when I'm not Lazy
Mr. (4)
The Sleeping Terror floats above the scene, sitting atop of her over-sized pocketwatch.
"You're not getting away this time, you slimy imitation of a majestic sea creature!"
—To his horror, Saren felt his mandibles... BEAK move in speech.—
Yer in for a WORLD of hurt, Tusky!
—...Why? The hammer is flung at the mad genius without a sound save for the WHOOSH of air.—
The Masquerade flew in and didn't trade banter like everyone else. She simply swooped towards The Walrus and tried to kick him in the face.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Gordon calmly stun-gunned the nearest henchman, refusing to indulge in a hammy speech. He was going to get through this is way, and no other way.
Blink swiftly dropped on one knee and swept the legs out from under one henchmen, nearly leaping back and teleporting away when she heard a random WUMP! sound effect.
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Finally, Ravage's fingers responded to the command of his central processor. He took aim at Doctor Walrus, squeezed the trigger, and—
PEW-PEW-PEW!
Three bolts of red energy shot towards the tubby, anthropomorphic sea mammal.
edited 5th Mar '11 8:34:59 PM by SullenFrog
The Danse Macabre Codex
I'm Back Bitches (not really)
The Doctor dodges a hit from a henchman. SO I SEE HOW THIS WILL BE HANDLED!
He punches a henchman with a WHAM!
Why am I doing this? I'm not a violent person.
To Be Updated when I'm not Lazy
Stealth Bomber
Without waiting to see if the ice blast would hit Dr. Walrus, Tundra sets to work bashing the henchmen! One comes running up to Tundra, but POW! the cyromancer knocks him out with one karate kick! Another comes charging in, but Tundra is quick! FZSH! He freezes the henchman, picks him up and SLAM! He slams his attacker to the ground! The henchman can do no more than writhe on the ground, unable to act!
"I win! Heroic Brutality!" said Tundra. Weird, he thought, I should have shattered him. And why am I so hammy all of a sudden? Who am I, Shao Kahn?
edited 5th Mar '11 10:40:56 PM by TestYourMight
J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!
The Doctor and Bessie have arrived at the BANK soon after!
NOW DOES ANYONE SEE THE NEFARIOUS DOCTOR WALRUS!? WE MUST GO AND BRING HIM TO JUSTICE!
To Be Updated when I'm not Lazy