I had a mild nervous breakdown and deleted all this recently for reasons that are no longer entirely clear to me, but since people keep asking, I put it back, so...you know, whatever people like.
Mysty Glyttyr: Professional Wrestler, Aspiring Superhero, Female, Aspie,
Virgin (really), and Obituary Writer/Court Reporter, in roughly that order. Dabbles in fanfic as a matter of boredom. Favorite activities include bending people in knots, writing about horrible, horrible things, and making fun of stupid people. Including herself when the situation calls for it. Hint:
It frequently does.
Is a Real Life example of:
- Annoying Younger Sibling Just ask the older brother and sister.
- Asexuality Makes life so much easier apparently.
- Badass Bystander As often as I can get away with it, anyway.
- Cousin Oliver See "annoying younger sibling."
- Do Not Call Me Paul It's MYSTY, all right??
- Dumb Muscle Once in a while.
- Genius Bruiser Much more often, thankfully.
- Extreme Omnivore I will eat whatever looks good. I have quite a taste for raw meat...
- Genius Sweet Tooth YES. If I'm not eating chocolate or sugar, something's wrong.
- Fiery Redhead It still counts if it's from a bottle, right?
- Hime Cut: I was just trying to cut my bangs...
- Green-Eyed Redhead Well, grey-eyed redhead, anyway.
- Good Samaritan In major situations, but...
- Heroic Neutral Mostly. Don't bother my Nakama. On the other hand though...
- Revenge ...real big on this.
- Hollywood Pudgy I am a little overweight, no doubt. But I'm also literally big-boned and muscular. Size /=/ "fat".
- Informed Attractiveness Myself. I know I'm not ugly, but people tell me I'm hotter than I think I am. I have yet to decide what to make of this.
- Poster Gallery Bedroom Bright pink furniture, curtains, and bed...covered in posters of wrestlers and Gordon Freeman, and science textbooks scattered among the comic books and stuffed animals. Make of it what you will.
- Wacky Cravings I have these without being pregnant. God help us if I ever am.
- Wrestling Doesn't Pay Or else I wouldn't be working as an obituary writer/court reporter.
- Hurting Hero
- Stepford Smiler
- The Woobie
Averts:
Vandalism!
