Indeed, remember Blue Spike?

Sorry, I can't hear you from my FLYING METAL BOX!

I know you're going for "lol, silly Chris!" here, but...

..but given what you, yourself, have posted in this thread about "Go to Fa F and take pictures of him if you see him!"....he's totally right.

Not that I'm defending Chris being Chris at all, but in this one specific instance, he's not the one who comes out looking bad here.

It was a joke, okay? Besides, the two incidents are completely unrealated: the dox were authored during Fa F; the pictures were discovered later that day after the event had ended.

Also: LETS HIRE A TRANNY HOOKER TO DIG UP PATTY

Let's not and say we did.

I know, I know, joke...but even then, some things just aren't done.

I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!

That'd be crossing the Moral Event Horizon the trolls have managed to avoid.(except Blue Spike)

That and contacting Megan. Even the trolls have standards. Hell at times, its the only thing keeping themselves from being as bad as Chris.

Sorry, I can't hear you from my FLYING METAL BOX!

The whole fridays after five thing smacks of one step forward, two steps back...

If Jesus reads this, I want my pants back...

If Chris were attending a concert dressed like a normal person, instead of wearing a bra with " Want Women " displayed on it, I could see there being a problem with trolls following him in RL. However, as they always say, nobody trolls Chris like Chris.

We Are The Wyrecats Needs Tropes!

^This

Besides, the trolls never ordered anyone to take this pics; someone at the event found him weird/ recognized him and posted pics on the web

I thougtht that was the case.

Besides, the trolls would have to threaten mass murder and rape to be anywhere near as creepy as Chris.

The mayo-lution will not be televised.

Either way, it's still pretty much Evil Versus Evil.

Funny how this thread has become the ‘CWC Update Thread’. Thankfully, the negativity associated with discussions if CWC has remained at a minimum

I'm not totally sure how I feel about that first part. As for why that is, it's probably from a lack of actual Sonichu updates lately.

I think we can all agree to be thankful for that second part, about the negativity largely being kept out.

I mean, on the other hand, Chris is trying very hard to be as normal (or at least what he thinks is "normal") by attending these public events. I know some autistic children in real life who sometimes have these same problems of trying to fit in and appear normal. So, in that respect, you kind of have to feel bad for the guy.

Then again, he is wearing that shirt...

Formerly known as Crow T. Robot.

I found it amusing when I realize that duck(what Chris calls his peen) is slang for ‘faggot’ in Spanish

The mob-think amongst the trolls is getting really creepy. Everybody seems to have No Sympathy for him and a lot of the activly try and hurt his life. Like trying make him sell his car or give away his social security number, egging his house, leaving threatening signs in his yard, encouragening others to stalk him.

The trolls are creppy and I find it odd that most people agree that we should all find this trolling funny. Yeah I know, I know "It's CWC" and all that, but even if you hate the guy it's pretty obvious he is harmless. If he was truly capable of running over people with his car, or angry enough to actually get in a fight he would've done it by now. Perhaps he is capable of harming people if he does something really stupid, and he undoutably has, but he's to latargic to actually be a threat.

Whatever tomorrow brings I'll be there. With open arms and open eyes.

Chris has rejected everyone's sympathy, only accepting it when he's cornered and can't find a way out. Many white knights have tried helping him, and all he does is ingnore their advice. The people that have attemtep to help him have all gotten fed up with his inability to learn and become trolls themseves. Chris himself has managed to ruin and damage his relationships with others. He himself has said that he ‘would have had to do something really stupid’ had he not drawn porn of Megan. He himself has admitted that he tried to run over a mall cop. Chris won't change. He won't listen. He's ignored everyone's advice, even Rocky's, the only person genuinlelyt trying to help Chris better himself. So Yeah. Chris does bad things, so do the trolls. It's pretty much Evil Versus Evil. If the trolls don't get any sympathy, then neither should Chris.

edited 21st Jun '10 2:36:15 PM by i-kun

That wasn't the point I was trying to make. I'm saying trolls shouldn't go out of the way to hurt him in real life, and TV Tropes itself seems to harbor some of these people. The line from Troll to Stalker can get really thin sometimes and I'm worried Trolls will try to cross it.

What I'm saying basically is that he is harmless and trolls shouldn't attack him or photograph him in Real Life. If he actually does do something that harms people than the cops can get him. I know of Megan, but even Megan could fight him off if he tried to go further, or the dozens of witnesses at the mall, (I don't believe they were ever in each others houses).

Whatever tomorrow brings I'll be there. With open arms and open eyes.

Did the people at Fridays After Five who took the photos actually interact with Chris at all beyond taking the photos? If they were there already and happened to see Chis in that outfit, that's different from someone stalking him. Taking photos of someone dressed like an idiot in public is hardly the exclusive behaviour of a troll.

Will do another Sonichu update today...

edited 21st Jun '10 2:59:43 PM by Marky_Markk

If Jesus reads this, I want my pants back...

I see your point, I'm not sure I'd agree with it unless he's a willing participent. But no matter. What got to me was the emcouragment to stalk him on the Cwcki, and the fact that the "joke", (I wouldn't put it past most trolls to take that seriously) was repeated here on TV Tropes.

Whatever tomorrow brings I'll be there. With open arms and open eyes.

Wil-Card, you have a fair point. the go and take pictures of him is more of Dude, Not Funny! thing. Chris can make a fool of himself without any need of stalking. the first time they caught him on fridays after five could have been something like "wait is that... OH Shi-! let me take a picture!" and if it happens again its more ambigious if he's doing something un-creepy like eating.

Welcome, one an all to the latest installment in our award winning  ^*

Sonichu liveblogging! Last time we saw our 'heroes', shit got real and Chris' Opposite-Sex Clone was trapped in some sort of prison by Mary Lee Walsh, professional strawperson and leader of the resistance against Chris' Orwellian regime. After a bizarre and frankly disturbing sub-episode that shows us that Chris has no concept of counting (12.5 comes BEFORE 13 Chris, not AFTER), we prepare to enter...

Sonichu Episode 14: Prepare to Hit the Ass Pull Singularity!

We start with a wall of text recap, because this is Sonichu dammit, and that's just how we roll. As Mary gloats, we get a look at Megan (Partially obscured), Chris (Determined and surprisingly well drawn), Sonichu (determinedly making copyright his bitch) and Rosechu (Scared and holding Sonichu's hand. Negative gender stereotype much?). They're all powerless to stop Mary for some reason that not entirely clear. They're all afraid to make a move in case they do us all a favor and 'accidentally' kill Crystal.

The stalemate is brought to an end when Mary is hit by a flying croissant mid-gloat. This must be the Ass Pull we all knew was coming, in the form of... PATTI AND... WHO THE FUCK IS DARKBIND? Even Chris seems to be aware of how absurd this all is, and tries to hand wave it by saying how SHE'S already met them, but we're not convinced. You've gone too far this time Chandler, especially when Patti, who it seems Chis is trying to retcon into already established Sonichu cannon, suddenly has a magic wand that catches Crystal's prison, stopping Crystal from dieing. Chris tries to move the action along with Megan literally Team Rocket-ing Mary out of there, but I'm still angry at Chris trying to pass off a completely new character as canon.

So the totally dramatic cliffhanger is resolved and everyone heads back to the Mayor's office to talk, I think. It's hard to hell what's happening, because Chris fails comic book layout forever. Within the next two pages we see a discussion about the fate of Crystal get derailed with the girls talking about what a dreamboat some due named 'Bionic' is, and all the boys talking about how good at sports he is and how he gets all the girls. I think we all can guess what comes up next: GUYS WHO CAN'T GET A GIRL EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE SUCH A NICE GUY. Real subtle Chris.

This episode is fairly long, so I'm going to break it up here.

BACK WITH MORE LATER

edited 23rd Jun '10 12:55:58 AM by Marky_Markk

If Jesus reads this, I want my pants back...

Darkbind is not actually a new character, he was introduced in a sub-episode...thorugh the means of a Deus ex Machina Ass Pull...So Yeah.

Ah, well that makes sense, but I still call bullshit. Now, we return you to part two of...

Sonichu Episode 14: Why am I still here?

We're back in time to get a quick rundown of Darkbind's history and motivations, which seems to be equal parts Legend of Zelda and original Sonic games. Evil wizard ClawGannondorf captures Princess Zeldaina and only the seven crystal Sonichu balls can free her  ^*

. Well, those or the chaos emeralds, because Chris seems to have given up on all pretense that he's not directly ripping off other people's copyright materials.

Suddenly, we're all rescued from this infodump by the Boom of Plot Advancement. Rather then seek safety in numbers, Chris decides to take Sonichu and Magi-Chan. Because they've been SO useful in the last three fights Chris' been in. Chris teleports down to the mall, a method of transport that would have been faster and cheaper then that rocket surfboard thing he had in Episode 13. More proof that Chris overtaxes the innocent citizens of CWCVille and spends their money irresponsibly on useless things.

Sonichu and Magi-Chan charge towards a brand new Sonichu recolour in bondage gear. The shortly get wasted by Dark Sonichu and this newcomer, and the new guy traps Chris with him in a 'Dark Dome'. Chris wants to know who New Guy is, and of course, New Guy forfeits his advantage and reveals himself as Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc. The reveal and Chris' reaction need to be seen to be believed, partially because of everything about Chris' reaction and becomes more funny in light of this.

Outside the dome, Black Sonichu explains to Magi-Chan and Sonichu that Naitsirhc essentially views him as the token dog, and sets himself up for an inevitable Heel–Face Turn. Back inside the dome, Chris and Naitsirhc face off and transform in identical sequences that end up with another frakin' sideways page. Did they not teach Chris about orientation in his CADD course? Somehow the sheer fail of the sideways page makes the dome disappear, and Magi-Chan warns everyone to stay back, as the "intensity of the battle will be too much" for any of them.

After a one page Poorly Drawn Fight By Chris^TM, Naitsirhc slams Chris though a Gym wall, then takes his ball in his hand  ^*

and prepares to deliver the 'final blow'  ^*

^{heh. Final BLOW.}

to Chris, until he's taken out by....

A Basketball. No, really.

A BASKETBALL.

I'm SO glad that Magi-Chan and Sonichu didn't get involved in THIS fight, because anyone who can be taken out by a BASKETBALL is CLEARLY to strong to be fought by an amateur like SONICHU, the HERO OF THIS WHOLE GODDAMN SERIES!

/Rant

So the Basketball throwing idiot turns out to be BIONIC the Hedgehog the Basketball playing stud everyone was coincidently talking about not 10 minutes ago. He's Sonic's long-lost but now found brother Not even bionic a flat out Sonic recolour and Chris explains his backstory in a wall of text so heavy, it breaks the fourth wall. Chris ends the episode by telling his fans about a DVD they're never going to see, and the final page is Naitsirhc in hospital realising that Bionic was the one that took him out.

With a basketball.

The episode ends with the original drawing Chris did of Bionic, which shows us that Chris' art was somehow WORSE then it is now...

FIN

edited 22nd Jun '10 3:27:23 PM by Marky_Markk

If Jesus reads this, I want my pants back...

I think that sometime before these craptacular comics began, Chris actually wrote a fanfic about Sonic and Bionic. Which took place in the Sat AM-verse, no less.

edited 22nd Jun '10 3:31:02 AM by Daionusthe23rd

Ahaha thank you for brightening up my morning. That reaction shot was incredible.

The mayo-lution will not be televised.