Because I don't value my sanity highly enough, let's liveblog Sonichu

Bear in mind, this is also the same city where they can keep the homeless in luxurious 'soup hotels' on taxpayer money.

And there's like a dozen of them. Which means either CW Cville has a staggering homelessness problem they're only enabling, or it's actually the early stages of a breed of socialism whipped up by Allison Amber, secretly a genius of economics and leadership. Chris refers to these communal housing apartments as "soup hotels" and their occupants as "homeless" out of willful ignorance OF Amber's subtle and ingenious strategy to solve homelessness and world hunger.

Alternately, as said before, CWC has no idea how money or society work.

My theory is that CW Cville is massively, massively in debt.

This would be just like Chris, who relies on social security for fripperies and is likewise massively in debt.

My theory is that CW Cville has a massive financial crisis (Chris probably tried to get rid of the aforementioned debt by printing off tonnes of money, and we all know how that went for Germany...)

...Which would also explain the ridiculous fines imposed for minor offences like drinking alcohol or smoking!

edited 15th Jun '10 8:59:36 AM by CrowT.Robot

it could also be that allison and the sonichus are connected to the black market that sold the alcohol and nowadays sells the Tobacky and is in charge of the publicly funded prsotitution rings and uses the proceeds to pay for those products themselves and pay the electric hedgehog pokemon in essense creating a small scale monetary cycle. (sorry,i don't know much of economics i just though that it sounded awesome and ridiculous enough to happen in cwcville).

The most confusing part is that CWCVille is a city, and yet has it's own currency. Perhaps Chis kidnapped the British Queen and forced the Bank of England to set the exchange rate at one CQuarter is equal to 20 Pounds?

It could just be a city-state. It could be that world's version of Vatican City.

I think the coins from cwcville show chris' horrible knwoledge about how economics work: there are C quarters and w quarters, with the c quarters aparently worth a tenth of a w quarter, but both should be the same value because they are quarters...and i'm getting a headache.

Though according to chris Cwcville is in Virginia, u.s...and Kanto so it doesn't make any sense in any way you think of it.

edited 15th Jun '10 5:57:53 PM by Johaely

It's also in his room...

*shudders*

cwcville is actually in all three, by virtue of distorting reality through its sheer raw idiocy and power.

CW Cville is the real world, and we are all constructions of Chris!

Imagine if that was true...

Well, everyone would be a STRAIGHT couple.

^Well actually the HOMOS could represent the criminals and evil people in our society.

God, considering what he does to people who make fun of him over the internet, I'd hate to see what the punishment for homosexuality would be.

Pretty much genocide by poisoning the water supply with an anti-homosexual vaccine or reeducation by forcing gay men (and possibly lesbians) into co-ed jails, to "do the do".

That is not genocide, merely forced conversion. It is still very horrid.

...it's been all quiet on the Chris-Chan front lately. Has he actually quit the internet, or is he just preparing his latest " masterpiece "?

>implying that Chris ever did anything that actually constituted "work" in the first place

Most definitely preparing. The internet wishes it could quit Chris, but we all know that won't happen.

Didn't Chris get apprehended by the police? That could explain something...

Also, if we really were Chris's creations, we wouldn't just have to be STRAIGHT, we would have to be TRUE, HONEST LOVING STRAIGHT COUPLES.

edited 17th Jun '10 1:24:41 PM by CrowT.Robot

He's slowly learning that the Trolls are everywhere on the net. He's said to his 'fans' that he's stopped work on Sonichu due to his father's 'death'.

His father isn't dead...

edited 17th Jun '10 3:16:31 PM by Marky_Markk

^that was a troll. Bob ain't dead, and also chris made ANOTHER video three days after he said he quit the internet and keeps logging into his You Tube account.

It may be that Chris discovered that a life of total idleness, not even interrupted by the minimal effort it takes to churn out Sonichu, is infinitely preferable to his previous setup.

His "love quest?" His comic? His search for gainful employment? He's "workin' on it." Even, especially that he isn't. He's already famous, and he never wanted to be famous anyway, and the TRUE fans will never give up on him. Now he just wants to play until he dies or gets married, somehow, and it may be a while until he decides to return.

I'd follow that with an ominous "if he ever decides to return," but it's way too early to make such a proclamation. He's gone record time without posting something stupid on the net, but you never know...

i hope he comes back. his idiotic antincs were a vast source of both horror and entertainment, and not in troll entertainment, but simply that it was fun seeing his bizzare...bizzarreness.

Last time we heard about him, he tried to run the manager of a local game store over with his car.

At this point, I really would not be surprised at all if Chris committed homicide. In fact, I'd be a little relieved to know he'd be behind bars instead of being a threat to society.