William lulzblogs Chick Tracts because he hates himself

Doesn't Jack Chick assume that everyone who disagrees with him is either uneducated, or a liar?

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Yes. That attitude certainly seems apparent from the comics, if nothing else.

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I'm going to repeat something I said in an earlier lulzblog: does it count as Off-Model if they're never on model?

SHIKI is dead.

^ Sometimes they're alright, like Stylistic Suck. But this particular one was funnier than usual xD

Whadaya mean off-model, Mellon? In Chickland, there IS no model!

EDIT: Ah, ninja-edit. Thanks for doing that one, WWW. So what are you gonna do next?

edited 13th Sep '09 7:55:53 PM by DireSloth

Not actually back.

...precious bodily fluids?

I see what you did there, Shay Guy. What you did there. I see it.

Sakamoto demands an explanation for this shit.

Dire Sloth: I'm going to do the anti-evolution one next. Not tonight, though.

SHIKI is dead.

So I was reading the tract when I suddenly got to the grandpa with an eyepatch. I found myself very convinced I had somehow gotten linked to a new Dr. McNinja comic.

Pirate Butlers...

edited 14th Sep '09 3:59:36 AM by Pentadragon

As I said before anyone else, Grandpa Drosselmeyer!

Since when did Big Boss convert to Fundamentalist Christianity?

Precious blood? Jesus is such a Marty Stu.

I love how the black girl is named Tashana. Could you be any more stereotypical Mr. Chick.

Also, what's wrong with Muhammed's having two slave women. There're slaves all up and down the bible.

<(-_-<)(>-_-)> "FUSION HA"

Yeah, I mean, Abraham not only had a slave woman (or was it his wife's slave?) but with permission from his wife he fathered a son with her and then kicked her and his own son out when it turned out that his wife could have a son. With the help of god, of course. I always thought that was a dickish thing to do. Luckily for Hagar that god took care of her and helped her and her son not die, because Abe sure wasn't going to help, he had a new son now!

edited 14th Sep '09 2:14:13 PM by Katrika

"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - Narbonic

Also, King Solomon had seven hundred slave women and one thousand wives.

And that was a maid, not a slave women. Although I did read the King James version.

edited 14th Sep '09 2:14:02 PM by Wicked223

You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!

..That still doesn't justify the treatment. And Solomon was....yeah. Not exactly listening to godly rules. How wise!

And to be fair, the bible did say slaves could only be kept for like seven years before being released, and that if you wanted to sleep with a captured woman, you had to marry her and she could leave the marriage. Pretty good for that time.

edited 14th Sep '09 2:16:34 PM by Katrika

"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - Narbonic

And that's why Rehoboam sucked so much.

What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.

^ Not exactly up to par as his father was...

Congratulations to William for making it this far, though. You can do it!

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.

The thing about Jesus being the one who created the Earth: you can go with the Trinitarian argument that the Son and the Father are the same person but not exactly, but it sounds to me like that one is Word of Milton. That's right, another characterization straight out of Paradise Lost, which is interestingly not a Trinitarian work; the Father and the Son are quite distinctly different beings in Paradise Lost.

And smashing job on these so far. I'm anxiously anticipating the evolution one!

Edit: The Paradise Lost chronology goes: Father creates Son -> War in Heaven happens -> Son (who's not called "Jesus" since he hasn't incarnated yet) creates Earth.

edited 16th Sep '09 10:02:39 AM by Lull The Conqueror

the dice are loaded, the deck is stacked, the game itself will hold you back

Haha. Sorry for not posting anything the past two days. I've had homework. Tonight I think I'll try to do a lulzblog of the anti-evolution tract.

SHIKI is dead.

Ooh, the "Who's Your Daddy?" one? Color me excited!

Not actually back.

Of the Chick tracts I've seen, the evolution one is the biggest offender in the Easy Evangelism category. And As You Know, that's saying something.

the dice are loaded, the deck is stacked, the game itself will hold you back

I lulz'd.

After the evolution one, you should totally go for the rock star one because it has some of my favorite lines from Chick. "We're gonna Rock Rock Rock Rock with the ROCK!"

And after you've level grinded a bit more, you might be ready to go into the Dark Dungeons.

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku

IMHO, Dungeons has already been done to hell and back. see what I did there?

Though maybe not everyone reads as many Chick Tract Trashings as I do.

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On the scale of Chick Tract Trashings, where do I fit?

SHIKI is dead.

I've seen ones that were more detailed/more outrageous, but you're pretty close to the top of the list :)

Although I did see one on the evolution tract written by an actual biologist which detailed, panel by panel, exactly why it was a load of crap. That...was a very long MSTing.

edited 16th Sep '09 2:31:51 PM by DireSloth

Not actually back.